GABOOMBA Messages 1 to 100The cathassus begins...Five days before the release of Kokopelli and Company in Attack of the Smart Pies (March 10, according to Amazon) there is a new VeggieTales video coming out called Duke and the Great Pie War. Bizarre coincidence or carefully-plotted conspiracy? Tchüs, Duncan_Quagmire Okay. There is a webcomic out there called Chasing the Sunset. {hence my subject line} It is a really good fantasy webcomic. I would rate it PG. The creators of the comic (Mithrandir and Alien) are looking for more readers. I think that many Muse readers would like this. (Cel and Juliet I know you will) Please go to http://dragons.falldowngoboom.org/ and read the comic. It is a story so it is best if you start from the begining. It doesn't take very long to catch up though. Farewell and enjoy! Calo anor na ven, ^_^Princess Elassë~Adæl^_^ Ooofff... I have a lot to reply too. and my internet was down because people were working on my basement. A. Cathaussus is an awesome word created by Queen Julietaini the Flamablamablous of Kiador B. Celebrian: my Respondez S'il Vous Plait {R. S. V. P.} for your invitation is yes if I magicaly am transported to california on the 6th otherwise no but I wish I could come. C. Queen J- Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaseeeeee put the script on your syte!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!11111!!!!!! D. Robert- a while ago Parmandiriel mentioned that she was interviewed about l337. If you and the other editors are not planning on putting this interview in the magazine could you put it {with Parm's permision} on the fan page? E. My costume suggestions {so far as I might have more clothes later} My White tree of Gondor shirt, errr... more later Calo anor na ven, ^_^Princess Elassë~Adæl^_^ Patience, grasshopper! The article about 1337/LEET is still in the works. It's not my project, but I'll try to find out when you can expect to see it in print. —MMFP WM A. actually-i am familiar w/catharsus/cathassuss{but thanks 4 doing my entry} B. i will be 14 on the 5.5th of Feb.{i was born in Australia{which is a day ahead of the US} so my American birth certificate is for the 6th even though it was the 5th here} C. happy B-day Kathrine D. BTW u r all invited 2 my B-day party if u happen 2 B in CA on the 6th E. suggestion 4 my costume: my elf ears, black pants, black babydoll t-shirt w/evenstar {in blue} {like on lordoftherings.net}, copy of the ring on silver chain around my neck, green tennis shoes, green socks, hoodie w/"enthugger" on the front & back, hair in a ponytale{it wont do anything else} hadhafang{arwen's sword}replica, vampiryte fangs F. or maybe just my Éowyn costume G. if KOKO gets elected, let's perform the musical @ his inaguration H. please put the script on your syte & do something about your GB & LJ~ i can't access them Namárië, Celebriän BAH HUMBUG! A. It totally sounded like cathassus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is unfair. I feel...confused. B. It's not my fault that they HAVE to have those-those INCOHERENT accents. Listen to Los Olivadios and see. Besides, everyone else thought it was cathassus too. ALL THE SCRIPTS I'VE READ SAY CATHASSUS!!!!!!!!!!!! C. Greetings to the Doodle Queen. I like the pie week law. :P D. I think it's cool that Cel has number 42 with 3 in a row. E. grrrrrrrrr....have not gotten new issue yet. *growls* F. I'm still annoyed about the cathassus-catharsis thing. Cathassus is cooler. G. BAH. H. It didn't bring peace. I. HELLO? PEACE? J. Whatever. Z-I am going to work on the MM now. Let Bunnily, What does it matter where cathassus came from? You've unleashed it on the universe, and it's here to stay. How many 11-year-olds have made that kind of contribution to world culture? Besides, would you really have wanted a Web site called "Total Catharsis and the Mystery of Everything"? Google shows 494,000 references to "catharsis" on the Web. You belong to a much more exclusive club. As for point E., no subscriber has the issue yet. Fan Page visitors get a sneak preview. A Letter From The Nonexistent But Still Cool Palace of Kiador Here I am again. I do not know if Celebriän is familiar with cathassus. In all probability she is not. The entry is as follows: CATHASSUS—The word comes from Flanders and Swann's monologue "Los Oliveros" in At the Drop of Another Hat, available somewhere. To quote: "What we have experienced here today is total cathassus." Total Cathassus and the Mystery of Everything is the name of Juliette's site. Duncan_Quagmire's plea has been heard and responded to with a definite place on the list for the Muse Musical. Elassë-Adae's name has been changed. I hear and obey. Please note that any other Musers who wish to have a place in the musical have only to notify me and I will add them to the list. There are still casting and character gaps for the places of: I have appointed myself director of the musical, and after the script is completed {we're getting there) backdrops, camera, costumes and other paraphernalia will be dealt with. GOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE HERE SHIRTS!!!!!!!!! Queen Julietaini the Flamablamablous of Kiador Thanks, Queen J.! (This place seems to attract royalty.) The matchless Michael Flanders and Donald Swann (singer-songwriter-comedians who were entertaining British audiences with their gently kooky humor about the time your parents were busy being born) certainly deserve their own entry in the HG2Gab. For those who haven't heard it, F&S's sketch "Los Olividados" describes a bullfight-like spectacle building up to the ritual slaughter of (no less) an olive. As a factoid fancier, however, I must point out that what F&S were talking about, in their plummy English accents, was not cathassus but catharsis: a rush of intense emotion that releases almost unbearable built-up tension and brings peace. That's a good word to know, too, especially if you take A.P. English.You can read a transcript of "Los Olividados" (not as good as listening to it) at <http://www.iankitching.me.uk/humour/hippo/olives.html>. —MMFP WM 92. Flamablamablous; {SPLAT!!!} Where I live there is about 6 inches of snow. Where Parmandiriel lives there is one inch {or was one inch}; however our cities act the same causing snow alert type things. Cel: Le hannon. I am glad to be flamablamablous. Do you mean there will be a hitchhikers guide to the gamboomba? If so I would be happy {heureuse{happy in french}} to do so. Calo anor na ven, ^_^Elassë~Adæl^_^ 91. HOT PINK BUNNY STICKERS!!!!, etc. etc. Ok, this color is as close to pink as I can get. I SERIOUSLY NEED NEED NEED HOT PINK BUNNY STICKERS!!!!! AND THEN YOU WILL FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR A POOR QUEEN'S DEATH!!! **SOB** Oh, and if you don't mind, throw in a coupla KOKO 4 PRESIDENT stickers. I will distribute them amongst my friends. WE WILL CREATE A SOLID BASE OF SUPPORTERS FOR KOKOPELLI!!! Once Koko is PRESIDENT, please tell him that he should make all those legislators introduce a bill that makes Other pie ideas are welcome. Love, love, love, from the WORLD'S MOST AVID MUSE READER, Her Royal Highness, Katherine A., Doodle Queen of all the UNIVERSE, age 13 (ok, ok, I'm 12- but I'll be 13 in 9 days.) E~A: thank u; u r quite flamablamablous yourself. BTW i can count in binary on my fingers, can u? also do u think we could do sumthing on LotR 4 the Hitchhiker's guide 2 the GABOOMBA? {just an idea} Celebriän :-D Thank you Cel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Think Geek has many interesting things. If you would look on my list of quotes you will see that one of the t-shirts from think geek is there. Speaking of good quotes I meant the list to have a link from the main gaboomba page and if people want to add on they can email the gaboomba Cel you are flamablamablous for directing me to that site. It is highly amusing. I have seen both the "there are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't" shirt and the {front} "<geek>" {back} "</geek>" They should make shirts that say {ha} on them. Calo anor na ven, {^_^Elassë~Adæl^_^} 88. OMG *drumroll please* i have found them!!!!!!!!!!!! {them = those flamablamablous t-shirts in the blackhole/tenrec issue that have the milky way w/ the*u r here* sign on them} they r on thinkgeek.com along with lots of other {shall we say} *interesting* stuff Celebriän ps M~ go there imediately they have a gigantic array of caffinated product including {i swear {by Elbereth}} caffinated soap A. GOOOOOO Julietaini & her flamablamablous MM B. ucatastrophe-a sudden change of badness to goodness {opposyte of a catastrophe} C. Mae govannen, Michal your cries for help {thau nin! ai! lasto pen nin! &c.} will be answered just as soon as us perpetrators of this cathassus kno what the heck we're going on about. Celebriän B. Splendid word, Abigail, but it's spelled "eucatastrophe." I think J. R. R. Tolkien coined it in his essay "On Fairy-Stories." To keep this message board from becoming too daunting for newcomers like Michal, I suggest that we all write a Hitchhiker's Guide to the GABOOMBA. I'll handle the entry explaining Molesworth. Celebriän can explain cathassus. Any other volunteers? (Juliette, by the looks of things, has a lot of explaining to do. ) — MMFP WM 85. {why dost thou want a subject? is thou unhappy with my letter?} Greetings from the Nonexistent But Still Cool Palace of Kiador! 1. The other Shaltanac's joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy shade of pinky russet. That's all for the moment. Anyway, the MM is coming along nicely, with D.Lutz added to the cast. I was wondering-how does the GABOOMBA crowd feel about the Oxford comma? I don't use it, because we are taught to use it in class. Jolly good reason. I am sure Nigel wud agree with me. Is zich the opposite of chiz? I was thinking of sci-fi the other day, and TANSTAAFL (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch) is kind of like WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get) which is similar to RRR (Revolt Reform Rejoice) and maybe there are psychic connections between those. Working hard, Queen Julietaini the Flamablamablous of Kiador Hey! This is the first time I'm writing here... The problem is, I don't have the patience or time to read everything from the beginning, so what ever... Well, all I have to say write now is that KOKO RULES!!! michal Welcome, Michal. Even if you did find time to read all the way down to Message 1, the mishmash of Elvish, 50-year-old English school slang, and arcane allusions might well defy comprehension. The Muse Glossary and Felicitously Answered Questions barely scratch the surface. Maybe some of the regulars will help. Courage, and good luck! — MMFP WM how do i contribute quotes? ~thanx for the anagrams E~A Celebriän Send your words of wisdom (or whatever) in by e-mail, and we'll post them. Meanwhile, here is another M. R. anagram: LUMP INSERTION. —MMFP WM NEUTRINOS LIMP Calo anor na ven, ^_^Elassë~Adæ^_^ 81. Good quotes for the Gaboomba This is a list of good quotes. You can put them on the Gamboomba and tell Juliette, Celebrian, Morbid, Parmandiriel and my other fellow Muse readers to contribute to the list of good quotes. ^_^Elassë~Adæ^_^ Just a note-
And a few miscellaneous hordes of people—Koko supporters. Queen Julietaini the Flamablamablous of Kiador
78. Le suilannon
A. B. {ha} I felt like making a blank letter C. ooooo! *wants to be a part of the musical* Pleeeeease???? D. Masthead names!!!!! YAY!!!!!! yes I too like the non sentence ones E. You may have noticed the name change from A-A to E-A F. Juliette-Thank you for the lines. I shall think of some for you, o creator of Ayce. G. Du blöd fisk! H. Earthquake/Tsunami is very unfortunate. Calo anor na ven, ^_^Elassë~Adæl^_^ A. Hi. B. This is my first letter to the GABOOMBA. I feel special. C. Booooo!!!!! says I to the very un-flamablamablous person who gave muse a one-star rating at Amazon.com. D. According to bn.com , the Muse book comes out in April 2005 and is now called Kokopelli and Company in Attack of the Smart Pies. E. Microsoft Word claims that I spelled the words Kokopelli and Flamablamablous wrong. It is stupid. F. MUSE-ical the Musical – sign me up! I can just see it now – “For I am a pie-rat king!” G. Random stuff I like: Muse (duh!), A Series of Unfortunate Events, Hot Pink Bunnies, Relient K, Five Iron Frenzy, Strange Days at Blake Holsey High, Adventures in Odyssey, Good Eats, Invader Zim, Redwall, 42, Acting, Theatre (spelled the British way, ‘cuz Brits rock!), anything written by Douglas Adams, Nintendo, Piano. H. To Robert Coontz: do you choose what goes in quotations between the word “Robert” and the word “Coontz” on page 2 of each issue or does someone else choose for you? I. Du blÖd Kuh means you stupid cow in English. Just thought you’d like to know. J. I don’t really have much to say here, I just wanted to put the letter J. With all due respect, Duncan_Quagmire ****Note to the webmaster: you can post my name as Duncan_Quagmire – it’s not my real name!!!! Mae govannen, D_Q! Robert here. With regard to (D.), Larry has indeed renamed his book. He says even his editors couldn't remember whether the title was Pies from the Skies, Pies from the Sky, Pie from the Skies, or Pie from the Sky, so he changed it. With regard to (H.), I don't pick the nicknames on the masthead (the "cast list" of the magazine); usually the editor or an intern does that. I did enjoy being Sherlock Holmes and Gandalf, though. In general, I like the ones that require some research more than the ones that form a sentence when you read them from top to bottom. —R. C. a.k.a. MMFP WM
76. leryk~figwit
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pre-A. new years isn't untill march 25/27 ;) un-B. thank you juliette for the lines dis-C. i am willing to {in fact begging} to play myself {or some one else{kinda silly to assume i'd be in it}} in the future MUSE~ical il-D. this interpretation probably wasn't ment for the pre-K but i don't care {HA} in-E. earthquake/tsunami thing quite regretable pro-F. magnetic field flipping would be rather neat Namárië Celebriän
75. HUZZAH HUZZAH HUZZAH!
A. Huzzah! Huzzah! 'Tis I, Juliette, who knoweth much and speaketh not only what she dareth but all of what she thinketh. B. I hath returneth from a visit to London, England. Flamablamalously exciting. Excepting the plane flight, whyche seemeth to be derivedth from the mindes of knaves. C. May ye enjoy 2005 and Newe Yere festivytees. Hope and prosperity to thou for the former, and moderatione to avoideth the exsess for the latter. This I say to myself and thou. D. Your newe issue, whyche has yet to reacheth o'er to my door, is a subjeckt of great amusement to me, as my own dear pater is a Forensick Scientist, the CSO of IFI, an expert witness also, who can be found at www.ifi-test.com. Huzzah for paternity/forensicks, I say. IFI is the definite place to go if you need a paternity test or the like. For Dad. E. Lo and behold! On said trip to the lande of the Britons, I have acquireth a complete collection of Nigel Molesworth. It was expensive, oweing to the fallacy of the dollar to the pound chiz chiz chiz. It matters not: I shall be Whizzing for Atomms and Topp of the Class when the winter break expires and I am Back in the Jug Agane. Potty. F. The regrettable earthquake haveth power as an argument of the magnetic field flipping. I pointeth this out, as well as organizing a fundraiser for flood relief. G. Kudos, joye, happiness &c. to Phiona O'Malley, and thankes to her for teaching me how to write in Olde English. H. Lines for Alisé-Adae {who was mayhap error free} O elvenly inclined Muser I. Lines for Morbid Retainer Folk postpoem:if the Kiss Me Kate people call you and there are casting J.Lines for Celebriän LOTR maniac pre-k {who said there was only one in the alphabet? lemme at him/her!}. And so concludes my holiday gyfts to Muse readers. Muse—the Musical is coming...dark hint... K. Remembereth to promoteth Kokopelli/Kyprioth, Star Urania, Bo Cow, Sir Chad, Mimi the Illustrious, Crraw the Prose-like and Pwt the Questionary Juliette/Queen Julietaini the Flamablamalous of Kiador 74. [Four in a row from Alisé-Adæ] 74.1. Holidays Merry/Happy Cristmahanukokowanza everybody! ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_ 74.2. Hey Juliette!!!! A. Juliette!!!! B. how are you etc. C. I think you would like this band. The band is called O-zone. They are a Romanian techno group. If one of your friends or you have I-tunes you can buy their music of there. If not you could ask for it for christmahanukokowanzaka or your birthday as it is $34 on Amazon.com (shiping fees from Romania is what makes it so expensive) But with I-tunes you can get the cd for $10 dollars. Better yet if you can get a couple of friends to buy it with you, you save! D. Good luck! E. Calo anor na ven, ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_^ 74.3. Olde English I have a little to add to Phiona O'Malley's list of Olde English Why — Wherefore ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_^ 74.4. Lines for Juliette Tis thy name that is my enemy That was written by memory so there might be some mistakes. Ah well. ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_^ A. 42 B. thank ye Phiona C. LUv the sticker ideas D. i wish my computer could write in tengwar E. Go NOtSCape F. FIVEFEETSHEETMETALMOBIUSSTRIPS{where do i fyde them} G. totally agri w/Phiona {cool name BTW} about the crusade in Iraq H. go A-A's sticker ideas I. notscape might exist in a paralel univeryse J. Namárië K. Calo Anor Na Ven Celebriän/Abigail 72. Hail! Dere Muse Fan Page, I cometh in search of others who dost speaketh Olde English, as well. Synce said disgraceful 'Crusade of Iraq,' I speaketh in only Olde English and Modern British. It is mucheth preferedth language of mine anyway, much more challenging. I have madeth a list of Olde English Words ye can use if ye wishes to speakth it, but dinna knoweth how.
That ought to last ye's hungery beeste-like myndes. Soon ye'll be an experyert! Youre Companion Forevermoure, Phiona O'Malley 71. Aye minions together we will defeat Sauron A. Hail to Kokopelli B. Pickles are flamablamablous!!!! C. Urania stickers are a good idea D. GO FIVE FOOT SHEET METAL MOBIUS STRIPS!!!! E. Notscape should exist. F. More sticker ideas are: ones that say flamablamablous with an exploding thing on them, ones that say I eat hobbits (in elvish of course but you pick whether you want yours in Sindarin or Quenya) ones that are orange and say orange in white, ones with tenrecs on them etc. G. Cel's requests are cool too. H. What is in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. (I. farewell J. Namárië K. Calo Anor Na Ven) ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_^ A. hail and well met B. pickles rock! C. Japanese 2000 Yen bills are not harmed by washing machines {thank goodness} D. Romeo, Romeo; wherefore arte thou named Romeo{which technically should be said by Juliette} E. Speaking of which—the link on your {Juliette's } syt isn't working for me F. we need those Urania stickers! G. of course my requests were excellent, need any more ideas? H. SPAMALOT?? what's that? I. HUZZAH HUZZAH HUZZAH J. Notscape really should exist K. Woohoo! -*SPALT* {Frodo failed-Bush got the ring} L. Calo Anor Na Ven Celebriän 69. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ A.Hi everyone!!! B. Pickles! yay! yay! yay! yaaaaaaaay! C. Cool Polish tradition—money found in the laundry belongs to the children D. Hail Paul! I hath already so to take up these papers. MWAHAHA! E. HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY MOVIE!!!!!!!!! F. YAY hotpinkbunnies! Where are the Urania stickers? G. Just take Cel's sticker suggestions and send them to the sticker company H. SPAMALOT IS COMING TO CHICAGO TO A THEATRE CALLED SCHUBERT!!!! I. Go VEGAN and no one gets hurt? Can we get a HUZZAH? J. Notscape? that is really terrifying hilarious about the 1597th time you read it. K. KOKO FOR 2008!!!!!!!! and Urania for 2012! and 2016! and the rest of the Muses will hold power for a LONG time... L. Live long and prosper! Juliette R. {a.k.a. Queen of Kiador} O freddled gruntbuggly... Thank you much and Merry Xmas. Pickles. Everyone gets free pickles (because Germany is cool in its way)! The flourescent orange stickers are indeed, quite flourescent. I scanned in a Koko for '08 poster I made the other day, and it had the sticker on there for color- but it showed up white because the scanner light reflected off of it. Hail, Musers! One mistress Juliette, as I know nott (alas, for shee seemeth to have grete No mater. My speche is considerd Olde, and I am content; for thus too am I, Youre servaunt to commaunde, IWASRIGHTIWASRIGHTIWASRIGHTIWASRIGHTIWASRIGHTIWASRIGHTIWASRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY! when will my stickers get here???????????????? hot pink bunnies rock!!!!!!! Celebriän Stickers will be mailed on Monday, so you should get them this week. Because you guessed what they are, you'll get a double order. Congratulations! —MMFPWM Write a message | Return to the GABOOMBA I want hot-pink-bunny-stickers, that would be flamablamablous!!!!!!!!!!!!! Celebriän ps i was right about the stickers, wasn't i ? pps no ?, i was wrong?!? oh well, can i guess again? ppps wait a minute, i was right, was i not? A. notscape: rememeber the october issue's first page? i've practically memeorized that thing, it's really flamablamablously hilarious about the 13,131,313,131,313rd time you read it.
C. mummify your parakeet D. or not E. yellow bellied sapsukers F. earn big $$$$$ hatching tenrecs
G. Dinsdale...Dinsdale......DINSDALE!!!!!!!!!!!! calo anor na ven, Celebriän ps. does ANYONE out there have the 1st MUSE issue?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! B. Hm, pink-bunny stickers. Do you really think people would want them? —MMFPWM errr Notscape? you mean Netscape or what? I gues all of those things celebrian guessed being to lazy to guess myself. but I have some aditional guesess: pie throwing, aliens, future worlds, kypiroth, pirates of penzance, gilbert and sullivan, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Urania, errr.... ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_^ Not Netscape: Notscape! How soon they forget... —MMFPWM OK my guess is........*drum roll*...*trumpet fanfare*....HOT PINK BUNNIES!!!! *woot* *woot* Celebriän Guesses on sticker subjects: tenrecs, black holes, the mona lissa, one(or several)of the muses, LOTR stuff, cats, dogs, elvis-hating arrow slingers, kokominions, morbid's artwork, hot pink bunnies, "gaboomba", "flamablamablous", Emily the Strange, art from juliette's website, Bush getting pied, pies, pis, stuff, more stuff, stuff stuff, stuffity stuff stuff, ALright already, theme songs, muffins, earth's magnetic field, mummies, aliens, hitchikers, anime/manga, kokonino county, smilely faces, peace signs, something orange, Japan, kyprioth, "calo anor na ven", fan mail pits, zaphod beeblebrox, limericks, british 1800's ships, pirates Celebriän ps:did i get any of those guesses right??? One guess to a customer, please. And no fair using Notscape! Hey musers, did you hear they might come out with a new sticker, i have no clue what's on it but it's sure to be flamablamablous! Celebriän You hear aright, O celebrated Cel. Brand-new, beautiful Fan Page stickers are on their way from Kokonino County and should arrive next week. Like the other stickers, we'll be sending them out absolutely free; all you have to do is tell us where to send them. As for what's on them, we'll keep that a secret for now. (If you guess, we'll stuff twice as many of them into your envelope.) All we'll say is that it's not Kokopelli. —MMFPWM Alise-Adae- my flamablamblous t-shirts consist of: a very orange 3/4 length-sleeve shirt with a peace sign(also orange); a black no-sleeve shirt that says "go VEGAN and no one gets hurt"(i'm not vegan, i'm vegaterian, but i like the shirt), and another black short-sleeve t-shirt that says "greenfestival" and has nutrition facts on the sleeve(the facts are miniscule, but all of my friends at dance class decided to read them anyway, which was rather amusing). by the way where in the universe do all you people live?, i'm in livermore, CA which is about 50 miles east of san francisco although most of my time is spent in the little worlds inside my head. CelebrianCelebrian- My stickers are also satisfyingly orange and flamablamblous. --orange- a colour and a flavour-- What do those t-shirts you bought say? ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_^ I did NOT say that Celebriän is Chinsu. I only said that Celebriän is Abby. Also my stickers arrived a while ago and they are great^_^ ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_^ A. Tintin, Asterix, and Tamora Pierce are soooo cool B. I speak French, English, and want to speak Gaelic and Sindarian C. I use &c. to signify et cetera D. I'm not Chinsu ! E. Go Kokopelli/Kyprioth F. I went to a really cool green/enviromenetalist festival in San Francisco this week end, where I got a bunch (o.k. three) T-shirts and a bumper sticker that says "Frodo Failed - Bush Got the Ring" G. What do you get when you cross the ocean on the Titanic ? H. What's the difference between th Iraq war and the Vietnam war ? I. These two guys walk into a bar - one ducks and the other says Ouch ! J. I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts all sitting in a row...... K. Bush won GRRRR....... *screams* L. KOKO IN 2008 !!!!!!!!!!!!! M. Ciao ! Celebriän A. WAAAAAAAAAAH! B. Konichiwa! C. The manga/anime freak I know will NOT be happy... D. Tintin and Asterix rock! E. I made a KOKOPELLI RULES badge out of a 1 Book 2 Villages badge. Heh heh heh... F. I was wondering the other day-how does a water filter work? Wouldn't the water get dirty because of the charcoal? Maybe that's just me guessing. G. Mr. Baker, can you teach us how to write in Olde English? H. Danielle the great, ruler of Eiram (16)...maybe Mimi could help Aeiou talk again! I. I speak French, English, and Sindarin, thanks to my favorite magazine, MUSE THE MAGNIFICENT! J. In Trickster's Choice by Tamora Pierce, the god Kyprioth=our very own Kokopelli! K. Is et cetera more commonly etc. or et cetera? L. Ciao! Juliette R. (you recognized the alphabetism, correct?) Konichiwa, Tell Alsie'-Adae that I am not Abigail! I'm just another person who went to Japan! I confess, i spelled Fuji wrong. Just to get this strait, anime is moving pictures and manga is comic books. Technicly you can't draw anime, which means that LOTR fan art ban was usless. (I think will get out of here before the people who can only draw manga personally kill me.) Sianara, P.S.My friend Smeena says your magazine is great and she needs to order it.(It is her Precious...) Abigail has been keeping herself under the name of Celebriän.Yay 50th message!!!!!!!! ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_^ Museophiles should send things to the gaboomba that are entertaining ect. The gaboomba could become an online Muse that is written by the fans for the fans (of muse that is) ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_^ That's the best idea I've heard all year. We've got the bandwidth, and we know you've got the talent. Bring 'em on! —MMFM WM A. My school's math team doesn't really have a name. It should though. Suggestions? B. I like to read Muse, fantasy books, science fiction books, historical fiction books, non fiction, realistic fiction and pretty much anything I can get my hands on. (like Juliette) ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_^ 46.A. I am copying Juliette with this formatB. I really really really really like Juliette's site C. What kind of books do Musophiles and Fan Page site webmasters like to read? D. Robert, how do you pronounce your last name? E. PI RATS!!!!!! F. Okay the pi rats thing is a name of another math team ( I'm on a different one) but they have a cool name. G. MATH IS AWESOME!!!!!! Especially finding angles H. I can't wait until my Nov/ Dec issue comes... I. What languages do Muse readers and Webmasters speak? I am fluent in English and Spanish and I am learning French, Elvish and Welsh. ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_^ Fan Page webmasters prefer to remain mysterious (you know too much about us as it is), so we'll let other Musomaniacs answer C and I. However: D. My surname is pronounced "See," as in the letter "C." ("Muse: the magazine that takes away your last name.") F. That's a fantastic name for a team. Flamablamablous, in fact. What is your team called? —WM Write a message | Return to the GABOOMBA -A. MWAHAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED! A. http://home.earthlink.net/~juliette.reich/id16.html is where you can find a Koko campaign page. MWAHAHA! B. Okay, make me hyperventilate. See if I care. The hot pink bunnies are unleashed and the world will suffer! C. A few words—okay, how many minions—I mean people—read Muse? D. Just wondering, how do you manage to not gratify any article requests? E. Sixth party—Operetta Fan Hitchhikers! (Terribly mysterious) F. Oh, yes—very very pleased to have Urania and Koko tees! YAAAAAAAAY! G. That said, Goodbye! H. Juliette R., the alien Post this or you shall be assauged! -A. (Minus-A?!) Well, hi! Welcome back. A. Nice work! The Ko-konspiracy spreads its tentacles. B. ? C. Muse sells between 50,000 and 65,000 copies of each issue. D. Patience, grasshopper. E. ? F. We like ours, too. G. Calo anor na ven. H. —MMFP WM Hi! Its me Chad, one of your fans! A.K.A=Kevin.P. Oh and by the way, Kokopelli is my favorite muse... And if he is president, I will be sssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Happy! And HOW THE HECK DO YOU MAKE HOT PINK BUNNYs ON THE COMPUTER???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! According to Muse's art department, the bunnies are part of a Japanese font called FREAKyBUNNy, which you can see and download free from the FREAKyBUNNy Web site at <http://www.ne.jp/asahi/24/fb/font_sample/fb_animark.htm>. To make a Muse Mail bunny, type the J key. The "hot pink" color is actually 100% magenta (hex code FF00FF). Now the secret is out, and the world will never be the same. —MMFP WM 42. (Three in a row from Celebriän.) Hey, I'm back. OHMYGODJAPANWASSOOOOOOOMUCHFUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm not dead (yet). I bought a manga comic book to give to the anime freak that I know, so I might actually live through this. Because of that weird time zone thing my friday has lasted over 24 hours - way cool ! Anyway, I'm exhausted so......... Sayonara, Celebriän Hey, Delaine has some really interesting ideas, suggestions, comments, &c. ............. Celebriän Hey, I have been getting MUSE since the 2nd issue came out (march 1997). I still need to find that 1st issue........... Celebriän Subject: Questions I have been reading Muse since the Jan '99 issue and I originaly got it as a present though before I received Muse I recieved Cricket ( I still receive Cricket) ^_^Alisé-Adæ^_^ Thanks, A-A. Almost six years now—impressive! The Muses ought to get together with Cricket and friends one of these days. That would be some party. —MMFP WM Hi Muse!!!!!! Your Magazine is the BEST!!!!! Thanx for standing your ground and not becoming a brain sucking zombie teen magazine--not that I have anything angainst those mags...ok I am writing to give a few suggestions: 1. MAKE A HOT PINKBUNNY PAGE 2.Do a book review on Eragon by Christopher Paolini (pleeze)*puppy eyes* 3. Do an article on any of Tamora Pierce's books 4. Make a Muse that loves to read books!!!! 5. is Pwt a boy or girl already?!?!?!?!? ok...one last thing...SAVE THE TREES!!!!!! (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA) ok...akward silence... Delaine D., 13 Chinsu reports on her trip to Japan. hey people: i don't care what other people think i still think Bo is a boy!! Even if "she" has an udder and all, it's hard to picture Bo as a girl. Just wanted 2 say that. And also, you might want something more 21st century than a fan mail pit. How about a "fan mail laser evaporater?" Just an idea. From PS. "FMLE" for short! Dear Muses, I love your mag! Its the best magazine ever written! I was wondering if you could do an issue on Star Wars, and one on the possibility of life on planets other than our own. If you don't put this in the magazine I will curse you and fuzzy pink bunny rabbits with big pointy teeth will haunt your dreams. MUAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! (yea I know I AM evil aren't I.) HAAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from Darth Wenoay ( aka Owen F.) Too late! Muse's editors already have fanged-bunny nightmares. I've forwarded your message to Muse Mail. Good luck, O evil one. —Webmaster I went to Japan and got away without getting killed. At least as long as no anime/manga freaks read this. (gulp) I'm printing an alias just in case. Chinsu Dear Webmusesters, I have two questions for you: How long have you been reading Muse? And how did you find out about it? Just curious. C'est moi autre fois! Time to celebrate! New article idea: Limericks! Thanks Jennifer for inspiration! Also Juliette and Celebrian- "I have a Muse article on that" is one of my more commonly said phrases. The math page is cool but I think an issue with an article on math would be even cooler! Juliette- (again) I thought I was Zaphod Beeblebrox! Sam- Thanks for the article |
