This magazine has bunnies,
In a curious shade of hot pink,
And lots of pies and tenrecs, too,
And Lord of the Rings, I think,
Lord of the Rings, I think.

In Kokonino County,
There live the muses nine,
And oh yes, as you might guess,
They are quite hard to define,
Quite hard to define.

The first muse who you'll likely see
Is of course Kokopelli,
And then comes Bo and Feather, too,
And Pwt and Aeiou,
Urania,
And Chad and Mimi and that moose
In a magazine, a magazine called Muse!