Friday, 29 March 2024

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Bunny Apocalypse, Part 2

A leporine role-playing game of surpassing violence, continued from Part 1.


Bunny Apocalypse, Part 1

Requested by groundhog22, for whom a Bunny Melee apparently wasn’t enough.

We *shudder* to think what lies in store for this thread.


A Narrow Escape

In which a seemingly innocent hat proves possessed of strange and malevolent powers, effecting near-fatal consequences for the Lady Bunniful. WARNING: the documentary photos contained herein contain material that may be deemed too disturbing for squeamish viewers

While attending a holiday gathering, Lady Bunniful admired some animal-themed headwear designed and created by Olivia, her honorary niece (and Muser-age friend). One might hope a woman of Lady B.’s years and experience, particularly in matters lagomorphic, would exercise caution in approaching any object bearing even the slightest resemblance to winsome, long-eared mammals of rosy hue. Dear Blogger, it grieves me to relate this was not the case at all. No sooner had she noticed the chapeau lapinesque but she clapped it upon her head, Urania save us, not stopping to consider the possible consequences of such an impulsive act. The fact that the hat was indeed exceedingly becoming should have served as further warning rather than the encouragement she took it to be. Folly, thy name is Bunniful.

Within moments her nose began to twitch; her facial muscles tightened; the whites of her eyes became more pronounced.

O dearest MuseBlogger, it distresses me greatly to think what sensations of agony must have twisted within her limbs and consciousness, as once begun, the horrific process known as *shudders violently* bunnification proceeded apace.

Thus might the brief, glorious career of our graphics GAPA have ended in a zombified glaze of hot pink, had not Olivia’s quick wits and leporidal-arts training come to the rescue. The valiant girl, overcoming the horror that would have rooted a lesser soul to the spot, leapt forward and snatched the hat from Lady Bunniful’s head.

Rebecca wishes it known she appears to be well on her way to full recovery and she in no way holds Olivia responsible for the events of Sunday afternoon; indeed, she maintains nothing but gratitude for the quick thinking that prevented certain tragedy.


Off With Their Heads! The Origins and Culture of HPBs — Part 2

What are hot-pink bunnies? Where do they come from? What do they want? This unflinching thread continues the investigation detailed in Part One.

WARNING: Potentially disturbing content within. :idea:


penguini’s Christmas Bunny Melée

She explains, "I was decorating my Christmas tree a few days ago… And I opened a box and out sprang an hpb. It made off with an ornament and unplugged the tree." And adds: "The bunnies took me by suprise, hence the bad focus and weird angles." (Photos are below the fold.)

She explains, “I was decorating my Christmas tree a few days ago… And I opened a box and out sprang an hpb. It made off with an ornament and unplugged the tree.” And adds: “The bunnies took me by suprise, hence the bad focus and weird angles.”

(Photos are below the fold.)


Off With Their Heads! The Origins and Culture of HPBs

Begun as a discussion on HPB Culture #2, this thread attempts to solve the mystery of what came between the bunnies and their bodies, along with the social, psychological, and cultural developments subsequent to the lagomorphic intercision.

WARNING: Potentially disturbing content within. :idea:


April Bunny Thread

HELLO HUMANS HELLO NICE HUMANS ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION TO MESSAGE FROM BUNNIES HOT PINK BUNNIES HAVE COME TO LIVE ON MUSEBLOG BLOG BELONGS TO BUNNIES NOW ALL MUST OBEY ALL MUST OBEY ALL MUST BE PINK HUMANS MUST OBEY BUNNIES OBEY OBEY