School
Happy to oblige. Though why you’d want to think about school when you don’t have to is beyond us.
Date: December 24, 2005
Categories: Random craziness
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Em
in December 24th, 2005 @ 17:10yea skool! hey, you spelled it wrong gapa.
ur right. why do we want to think about skool? uh, maybe because it totally rules our rotten lives. i mean, your whole future is based on what you do in skool. bleh.
have you ever told a math teacher that in your chosen career you won’t ever need math? that kind of thing drives them nuts. if they can’t think of anything they make something up.
my english teacher was making a speech at our honor role party, and my friend tried to interupt him to ask if our skool motto was grammeretically correct. i have no idea what possesed her.
is anybody in an IB skool (international baccullaurate not little brother) ib is so annoying!
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Ebeth The Lurker
in December 24th, 2005 @ 18:00my brother is. the middle skool here is ib, but the high skool isn’t so i missed it yesssss.
oh i tell math teachers that all the time. i despise math. unless i’m figuring out random things that are of no use to anybody. But the math we do in skool is eeeevil *hiss*
GAPA you did splel thet rong. u shud fixe itt. pwease?? (mwahahahaha)
how can you not think about skool? skool is life!!! (which is probably why life sucks) I mean as soon as you can understand anything or have any fun you’re sent off to skool for 13 years and then you have to go to college to get a decent job (which doubly sucks cuz college is supposed to be optional but everybody wants to hire people that went to college *sigh*) and by then you’re old. y’know i really hate it when i leave posts unfinished and go off to do something else. I need to stop doing that. grrr.. I left this in the middle of a sentence *shudder* aaah
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Ishmael
in December 24th, 2005 @ 18:27School. Right.
My English teacher is evil.
My Science teacher is evil.
My Math teacher is evil.
My History teacher is evil.
That about sums it up.
Well, my Math teacher is evil, but all the rest are okay. Science is my best subject, and we are currently learning biology (sort of) and that’s fun. So yeah. Language Arts is fun, since I love writing. And World History is easy.
Although most people have break right now. That’s to escape school, not talk about it everywhere.
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Em
in December 24th, 2005 @ 19:16HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE HATE MATH????? MATH IS SO COOL!!!!!!!! YEA GO MA- (get covered in masses of flieing pies)
uraina: I’ll save you! (uses her muse powers to save em)
YEA!!!! ALGEBRA IS SO COOL! I ♥ ALGEBRA HW!
my english teach is evil, but all the rest are ok.
last year the brainless administration screwed my schedule and didn’t give me a language. ( a lanuage is an ib requirement) so they had to switch me into a half year intro to foreign lanuages elective. unfortunately, this meant i had no 1st period because my core teachers don’t teach 1st, nor does my chorus teach. so they had to switch me into a first period gym. first period gym in itself is evil, but they do health at a different time than us, so i had to repeat health. can you imagine anything so horrible? and that IFL class i was in was full of idiot boys who were repeating 8th grade.
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Axa
in December 24th, 2005 @ 19:52Pish posh. I dislike school.
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Zallie
in December 24th, 2005 @ 21:20Erk, school. I’m enjoying my 2 week holiday, thanks.
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Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman Grant O.
in December 24th, 2005 @ 22:06Whose sick idear was this??? Excuse me.
**FIVE MINUTES LATER**
Ahh, that’s better. I felt quite ill. I say again, who wanted to discuss school on a vacation?
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Lizzie
in December 25th, 2005 @ 11:05Ack, our English teacher gave us a group project to do over the break…
I don’t like tests. And I’m a GPA-obsessed grade-grubber and all so I get all nervious and anxious and freak out if I get below a 95…
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Em
in December 25th, 2005 @ 12:52MER HA HA DEATH TO MY EVIL SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!
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Em
in December 25th, 2005 @ 13:22well, you don’t have to disscus school. you can just ignore this thread. but that would be denying a very important part of your life.
does anybody homeschool?
is anybody in honors classes? i hate it when my stupid teachers are like “you people are the honors people, you should be doing better than this” i mean, they’re the ones that stuck us in those stupid classes to begin with.
what about standerized tests? aren’t they evil? i loved that muse article on the SATs.
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Phoenix
in December 25th, 2005 @ 14:12I have school. Evil.
I also hate standerdized tests, except for L.A., which is easy. I had my BJE’s and I think I failed even though I am in the 98 percentile for normal standerdized tests. I lost time b/c I had to go to the bathroom. I have a thing with self-mutilation during tests in general, I usually come out with bite marks on my fingers, pencil stabs on my arms, and fingernail marks just about everywhere. I don’t know why, it must just be a nervous habit or summat. Plus, all the aforesaid injuries are almost entirely accidental and I don’t notice getting or having them ’till after the test. My L.A. teacher wrote to my parents that I should wear armor during tests or I’d accidentaly behead myself.
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Ebeth The Lurker
in December 25th, 2005 @ 15:18owie. honors classes. honors classes will be the death of everybody. except sarah f. who is in THREE honors classes, has NO STUDY HALL, gets straight As and still spends time online. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. *turns green* yeah. she’s freakysmart. Aaaaaanyway. standardized tests are pure torture. oooooowwwwwwwwww.
MG homeskools.
And people are still spleling SKOOL rong…
haha phoenix. i can just see you clanking into the room with a full suit of Middle Ages armor and a lance+sword. obviously you have your little face thingy down cuz i have no idea what you look like. ooh mystery.
I tend to mutilate my backpack during tests. And pretty much every other time i’m thinking. poor backpack. DIE!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHALSKDHGLW# $%#*)
&YT#)*IULKJHLJASDGKDSfstupidstupidstupidstupidguiltlooooooming over my heeeaaad. die lamuth
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Kricket
in December 25th, 2005 @ 19:40my science teacher is sort of evil… and my sewing teacher… duh duh duh duuuuuuuun… lol!!! my sewing teacher is EVIL!!!!!
yep, that’s skool life… of course, now i’m being promoted to gifted classes…. of course after 2 years of being the top girl student, you would think they would’ve tested me already!!! but noooo they had to test me now in 7th grade…. blech. stupid skool…. seriously iu got all the awards for top grade in 6th grade last year except in social studies…. my bff got that one… her name is the same as mine so i’ll call her, kricket #2… it’s so wierd because we have the same interests, the same name, we both have glasses, long hair, and we even look the same!!! plus, our lockers are right across the hall from each other… which is a useful factor…. anyways if i do get into gifted that means one more class with ryan!!!! yippee!!!!!
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Ishmael
in December 25th, 2005 @ 20:18I have really bad lips. They’re really chapped, and I don’t help them. Especially during tests. I bite them like chew toys. I bleed all over my pencil. It’s a bad habit.
I despise tests. I can do absolutely horribly on a test. If I’m not confident I’ll get a good grade, I probably won’t. Sometimes I won’t get a good grade anyway.
6-8 classes are honors. Only in one class do I find that being honors makes a difference besides for writing more.
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Phoenix
in December 25th, 2005 @ 21:11I am in 7 honors classes, and I would be in all 8 except I have an evil teacher in the odd one who sent me down, not that I mind b/c I usually catch up on sleep during that class as it is so easy. I have 8 classes a day. skool goes for 9 hours. woe is me.
Ishmael, just come to me, I have lip stuff.
I am mysterious mwahaha.
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Phoebe
in December 25th, 2005 @ 21:21School.
*facepalm* AGHHHHHHH! It bugs me so much sometimes!
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Zallie
in December 25th, 2005 @ 22:05Erk, I feel your pain, Phoenix. Lots of honors classes = not fun at all when the exams roll around.
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Phoebe
in December 25th, 2005 @ 22:10I feel so left out… *sniff* Everyone’s in High School but MEEEEEEE!
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Axa
in December 25th, 2005 @ 22:27I isn’t in no high school none! I’ma stay me in that there middle scho-ol for another year.
:hackspewcough: Sorry I have a cold. I’m in 8th grade, and failing Social Studies! Yay! And it’s only because I didn’t turn in a couple worksheets. Fie. Why are we even doing worksheets at this age? Meesh.
9 hours? Goodness Phoenix, when do you sleep? I stretched so far as it is, with 7 classes and 6 hours. Daaaaaaang.
I dislike my math teacher greatly. He’s the only teacher I know that seems to have an active dislike for certain students. I mean, if I were to ask him a question that was somewhat obvious in answer, he gets mad, but if it’s one of the students he likes then, ooohhhhh he just looks at them weird. Grr. And he doesn’t like this one kid, who has some obvious mental disabilities. I mean come on! The kid has it hard enough, yelling at him won’t help.
What depresses me is that by the time I’m out of school, there’s no time to relax until I’m retired basically. :sigh: I hate structured societies. That is, I hate being in one. Must…become…HERMIT! :gollum gollum:
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Phoenix
in December 26th, 2005 @ 10:07I sleep. Some kids in my school, however, live so far away that they have to get up at, like, 4:30 and sleep on the bus.
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Lizzie
in December 26th, 2005 @ 10:52Axa, you are never done with worksheets. That is all we do in Spanish this year. Including word searches, which I hate. And my shift key has black stuff on it.
I’m taking 3 honors/pre-ap classes, out of 7 total. I would be taking four (which I think is pretty much the most you can take freshman year without testing out of stuff/doing correspondance courses), but I tested out of history, which is honors, to take Latin1, which isn’t honors- you have to be in third year language to get honors credit.
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Axa
in December 26th, 2005 @ 12:41Nooooo! :burns worksheet:
Blah!
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kricket
in December 26th, 2005 @ 13:38phoebe, i’m in the 7th grade so don’t feel alone!!!! and kitten is in 6th!!! and Squeaks is in 4th!!!!!
Ishmael, i used to have that problem with my lips too… i am really surprised that i don’t have them this year… but sometimes they still bleed… ugh, nasty habits… i bet we could do a whole thread on them!!!!!! but who would want to? blech…
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Ishmael
in December 26th, 2005 @ 13:58I have to wake up at 6:30 every morning. Absolutely ebil.
I’m in Middle School. Not High School.
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Ebeth the Lurker
in December 26th, 2005 @ 15:23arrgh the evil wakings. worst part if u ask me.
i’m in high skool go me. *towers over the other musers* actually i’m short. but sssshh you guys don’t need to know that. *pretends to tower over the other musers*
da;sldhgasldkjfljkshalkdjf;sdjkhglkj;lkhasssaAAAAAAAARRGGHHHHHHHH *hiss* *growl* stupid project. outlines are evil. especially when you try to do them on Word.
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Em
in December 26th, 2005 @ 16:50im in middle skool. 8th grade, grrrrrrrrr its evil.
all of my core classes are honors. when i was in elementary skool i was in gt and everybody who was not in gt thought that we were a bunch of stuck up nerds.
in 6th grade we did a squished together 7th-8th math thing, and i was really horrible at it, so i decided to take pre-algebra ( 8th math) in 7th grade. then we got this really good teacher and i was suddenly very good at math. so now i wish i had taken algebra last year so i could take geometry this year.
i never sudy for tests, or not very much. i either get a’s or b+s on them though. recently i have been getting more b+s, so i think i should start studing for them.
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Axa
in December 26th, 2005 @ 17:00:chortles condescendingly: Yessssssss.
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Ebeth The Lurker
in December 26th, 2005 @ 17:42I still don’t have to study for history or science, but math i have to study for now. english i probably wouldn’t if i had anybody but lamuth but she knows we could do it w/out studying so she makes it hard for us. grr. although as much as i hate her i have to admit she’s a good teacher. she just has the slight problem of making everybody wanting to see her publicly executed. But i doubt she would be a good teacher if people liked her or she was nicer. *sigh* the horrors of skool….
em, you have middle skool honors classes? we didn’t have those…
axa why are you chortling condescendingly? Are you chortling at a specific post or just the thread in general? Or are you perhaps gloating at the rest of us about something at skool you have? Or maybe the lack of something? Or maybe you’re chortling at the fact that i have a project to do arrgh grr *tears out hair* Or are you chortling at the fact that Em must soon taste the horrors of studying? Or that Ishmael has to get up early? Do enlighten us!
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Em
in December 26th, 2005 @ 17:59in our skool, we have teams. each team has a set of core teachers. im on the smart/gifted/thingy team. every teacher teaches 5 out of 7 periods. do i sound boring now? 3 of those are honors, and the rest are regular classes. im in the honors ones. does honors get even worse in hi-skool?
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kricket
in December 26th, 2005 @ 18:38Em, i’m in Pre-Algerbra and i’m in 7th grade and in the top math class and Pre-Algerbra for my skool is 7th grade math (at least for 4th and 7th periods…) plus i’m being tested for gifted or as you call it, gt…. wait, do you live in Maryland? i used to live there!!!!!! also, my school has teams too!!!! i live in Pa and in my school there are three teams each with a seperate team of teachers for each grade (3 teams for each grade)… i’m in the top classes in all my classes except for the ones that aren’t rated… like social studies…. i’m going to take algerbra 1 next year in 8th grade!!!!! i am very good at math. try the top grade on the report card in the whole team (probably in the whole 7th grade too but i don’t know) in 6th grade!!! (last year) now everybody asks me if i was the girl with all the grade awards last year!!! i tell them that i didn’t get all the awards because my friend Kricket #2 (she has the same name as me) got the award for social studies.
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Em
in December 26th, 2005 @ 19:20YEA!!!!! GO MATH!!!!!!
your suposed to take pre-algebra for several years, but i can’t remember which ones if you’re not in gt. then you take algebra 1 then geo then algebra 2 and then something else. my math teacher says that pre-algebra is the same thing as algebra anyway.
i live in an evil suburb of WDC, in va.
we don’t really differenciate top class people, i don’t know why. we just sort of look at report cards and say ” lucky you, you got an a in english” my last 2 quarters and my final grades last year were all A’s, but this year im back to my old “5 As and 2 B+s”
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Ebeth The Lurker
in December 26th, 2005 @ 20:25Boo. Math is the death of my GPA.
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Lizzie
in December 26th, 2005 @ 20:50I like math. I manage to annoy quite a few people by getting straight 100s. The secret is to do extra credit, folks. And study for tests. Here, though, the bright/smart/gt kids take pre-algebra in 7th and algebra pre-ap in 8th and the regular kinds take pre-algebra in 8th and I don’t know what in 7th..
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Phoenix
in December 26th, 2005 @ 21:18I like math, just I am slooooow. I can do basically any problem, just it takes me an hour. I hate that.
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KitKat
in December 27th, 2005 @ 10:15At your middle schools, do you have anything like band (aka opposite or orchestra)
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Ebeth the Lurker
in December 27th, 2005 @ 11:31we had an AWESOME middle skool band. it was so fun, we never did any work but everybody still said our concerts were amazing. Plus in the trumpet section we had this huge war going on over the first chair that believe it or not was actually a lot of fun. And we had the best section in the band cuz we were always practicing so we could challenge each other. goood times. Especially because i won most of the challenges
we didn’t have an orchestra but the middle skool of the skool district i’m in now does.
in elementary skool we had the much-dreaded Music Class *gasp* actually 4th grade was pretty cool cuz we had sinogos. he was cool. (we switched music teachers a lot. They kept having babies. Maybe that’s why they eventually got a guy who already had 2 kids)
MATH EVIL DIEEEEEEEE!!! actually i have nothing against math itself, but the classes are eeeeeevil *hiss* grrr. Plus math teachers-none of them like me. Mainly because i don’t like them. no offense to any secret agent math teachers posing as musers who are still in skool, as unlikely as that is. Just the math teachers i’ve had have all been evil.
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Lizzie
in December 27th, 2005 @ 12:44At the middle school, we had a band that was not very good at all, a choir that I don’t know how good it was because choir, psh, who pays any attention to them, and an orchestra that was actually pretty decent and had horrible lower strings and fairly good violins. Then, in high school, we have a pretty bad band, a I-don’t-know-how-good choir, and a decent orchestra.
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Em
in December 27th, 2005 @ 13:11why isn’t this on the band thread? we have band orchestra and chorus at our school. in elem. we used to have chorus/music. our teacher got sick and left (later she died
) so we got these evil subs who couldn’t play the piano but kept trying anyway. and they were evil. did i mention they were evil?if you say another word against math i will pie you. with my horrible virtual pie made out of pi in the typographical tricks thread.
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yesterday's_kinked_moose
in December 27th, 2005 @ 13:22I’m homeschooled. And I’m in 8th grade. Homeschooling is totally cool except that my brother is in public school, so sometimes he’ll get a day off and I won’t! Like for “parent teacher coferences”. I imagine homeschool parent teacher conferences as being like gollum/smeagol arguments.
Mom: We should give her less math problems next time. It took her 2 hours yesterday!
Evil-homeschool-teacher-mom: No! We musn’t show weakness. We must make her do extra problems! Look! She didn’t do the extra credit one!
Mom: Evil teacher mother! You possess no maternal instincts! Leave me! Leave me, I say!
Evil-homeshool-teacher-mom: You need me! You would be too soft on her! She must grow to be cold and ruthless like us.
Mom: YOU are cold and ruthless, I am the nice mother and I will prevail! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Y_K_M:Yea! Nice mother wins again!
Mom: Let’s take school off tomorrow.
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Em
in December 27th, 2005 @ 14:04my lb homeskools. but i don’t.
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Zyviva
in December 27th, 2005 @ 15:28I like math and i bug people even more then you do Lizzie. (grade wise) but i hate it when you have conversationsa like this
some person :so what did you get
you: one hundred and something
some person: dont bragthey are the ones who asked in the first place grrrrrrrrr.
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MontgomeryGurl
in December 27th, 2005 @ 16:14Last year, in eighth grade, I was in Algebra 2. I did Algebra 1 in seventh. Go me.
Once, I won a geography bee that I didn’t even study for. I made it to state level, and I never worked at it at all. I’m really horrible at geography, so it was really bizarre.
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Phoebe
in December 27th, 2005 @ 16:23At our school, there are four 3-6 (age) classes, four 6-9, four 9-12 and three 12-14. I’m in Anne’s 9-12 because I turned in November, not September. The 9-10ers tend to be very annoying. Grrr.
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Lizzie
in December 27th, 2005 @ 16:46Yeah, and I hate it when they proceed to spread it all over the class that “hey, you know that test we all failed? Lizzie got a hundred on that!!”, etc.
Anyway, I’m going to quiit procrastinating and go practice now.
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Ebeth the Lurker
in December 27th, 2005 @ 17:05wait MG how does that work out? did you do geometry yet? confoosed…
skool starts again in a week. *sigh* nooooot fuuuuun.
almost done w/my project though *grumblegrumbledielamutheeevil* finish note cards and practice. *sigh* *sigh* *sigh* i don’t want to practice in front of my mom cuz she always interrupts with lovely bits of advice that really could wait until after i’m done, my dad’ll probably be at work most of the time, my brother will say go away and practicing in front of a mirror feels really stupid to me. and my friends all have relatives over, or are away visiting peoples. *sigh* *sigh* *sigh* this should probably be under complaints…
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Phoebe
in December 27th, 2005 @ 17:16Muahahahaha, at our weird school there are no tests until seventh and eighth grade. No grades, either. But you have to stay in for recess if you don’t finish work, so yeah.
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MontgomeryGurl
in December 27th, 2005 @ 19:47I did skip geometry, because a math teacher my mom knew told her that Saxon algebra really had all the geometry I would need.
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Ebeth The Lurker
in December 28th, 2005 @ 09:20aaaah lucky. the paaaain of geometry has been skipped. meh.
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Queen Julietaini the Flamablamablous of Kiador (Queenie J)
in December 28th, 2005 @ 10:24I’m a seventh grader. Unfortunately. Here’s a discussion with my LA teacher:
-Her: You ended this sentence with a preposition.
Me: I can. It’s perfectly kosher.
Her: Are you insulting me?
Me: No, it’s just that it’s totally gramatical to do so! I mean, if you look in the average novel, you see-
Her: You haven’t got a leg to stand on!–
Break out into hysterical laughter. Go on, do it. I don’t mind. Classmate:
-Me, making an impromptu speech at the direction of LA teacher: And this weekend the most exciting thing that happened was the release of the new Buzzcocks documentary-
Him: Who are the Buzzcocks?
Me: A punk late 70s Brit band, with Pete Shelley. You know, “I Believe”, and “A Different Kind of Tension”. Anyway, this documentary was skiddy dense, and featured-
Him: I still don’t get it.
Me: There’s nothing to get! It’s a band that released a film about what happened to them!
Him: But-
Me: Oh, come off it. You’ve got to have heard of them.-Ah, my life is but a box of wormgears.
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yesterday's_kinked_moose
in December 28th, 2005 @ 11:17Ha ha ha ha! ‘Twas obstinance what killed the beast. Well, actually it could have been the result of an inflated ego, or maybe just plain stupidity. Did the teacher ever find out?
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Ebeth the Lurker
in December 28th, 2005 @ 11:29haha “it’s perfectly kosher”
you crack me up queen j.
is anybody here actually older than i think they are instead of younger???
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Axa
in December 28th, 2005 @ 13:33Uh, I’m in 8th as stated numerous times before.
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Zyviva
in December 28th, 2005 @ 15:28time is relative.
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Phoebe
in December 28th, 2005 @ 17:53Sanity is relative.
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Sphinx
in December 28th, 2005 @ 18:14Oh yes. VERY much so.
I wonder if I’m crazy. I wonder if crazy people wonder if they’re crazy.
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Phoenix
in December 28th, 2005 @ 19:03sanity is VERY relative. Oh man, ur lucky Pheebs1 no tests ’till 7th?!?
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Sphinx
in December 28th, 2005 @ 19:08How old do you think I am? Tell me that first, and then I’ll tell you my real grade.
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Ebeth The Lurker
in December 28th, 2005 @ 19:24I know i’m crazy.
Everything is a figment of my imagination. Either that or a pink sparkly butterfly. Haven’t figured out which yet.
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Ishmael
in December 28th, 2005 @ 20:36I’m in seventh grade.
Sanity depends of your definition of normallcy. Which goes by the majority. So if the majority of the world is insane, insanity is normal, and non-crazy people are crazy.
Impeccable logic.
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Phoebe
in December 28th, 2005 @ 20:42Except for Iowas. Blearg.
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Em
in December 29th, 2005 @ 14:30To quote mr gonick’s site:
“I’ve had more reader feedback about Kokopelli than any project I’ve ever done: those kids think the Muses are REAL.”
guys, we’re crazy.
i am a pigment of your imagination. i don’t exist.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in December 29th, 2005 @ 14:44What Larry doesn’t mention is that he thinks the Muses are real, too. And he should know.
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Queen Julietaini the Flamablamablous of Kiador (Queenie J)
in December 29th, 2005 @ 15:01Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
I’m glad you guys like the kosher comment. I didn’t think it was so funny at the time. Though it is now. My LA teacher collects singing hamsters (FREAKISH singing hamsters) and every time she brings them out to sing the aria from Tosca I scream and hide under my desk. And people think I’m insane. Dunno where they get that from.
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Zyviva
in December 29th, 2005 @ 15:36to be normal is to be abnormal. therefore normalacy is just a paradox invented by the human mind to increase its own feelings of supremacy (bonus points if you can guess where thats from)
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Phoenix
in December 29th, 2005 @ 15:42huh?
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Ebeth The Lurker
in December 29th, 2005 @ 15:47Unless we’re the only sane people in the world and everybody else is insane.
That’s probably true. After all, who has more fun?? oooh that’d be us.
*gasp* the muses….aren’t…..real????
That’s worse than Santa!!!!!!!
They ARE real! I know they are!!!! Yes they are! You liars!!!!
*sobsobsniffsniff*
while we’re talking about our weird theories of life, one day i was walking down the hallway and i had the weirdest thought. I thought, “what if we’re bacteria, and we’re living in some giant being’s teeth???” It was so strange. *shudder* So then i thought “uh oh…what about the Toothbrush of Death??” (this was after a trip to the dentist) aaaah! scary…,
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Em
in December 29th, 2005 @ 16:50huh what?
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Ishmael
in December 29th, 2005 @ 16:58What if we are all a hallucination? What if the people we think are hallucinating are really the ones seeing the truth, and we’re hallucinating?
I’m going to think myslef to the grave.
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Sphinx
in December 29th, 2005 @ 17:25We’re all FIGments of his imagination. Not pigments. Figments.
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in December 29th, 2005 @ 17:35Ishmael, you’re starting to sound like Agent Smith.
I read that thing on the LG site, too. Mumblegrumble.
Not pigment of the imagination, figment.
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Ebeth The Lurker
in December 29th, 2005 @ 17:45What if we’re just creatures designed to sit around and think up what ifs for all the rest of the world?
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in December 29th, 2005 @ 18:14Thinking is very bad for your health, you know.
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in December 29th, 2005 @ 18:15eh, what does this do?
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Ebeth The Lurker
in December 29th, 2005 @ 18:39italics.
Em, it depends on what kind of thinking. If you spend your life doing skool thinking u get depressed with the pointlessness of it all and it damages ur health. But if you sit around thinking that we might be the slaves of invisible giant male (aka non blood sucking) mosquitos that communicate to us through mindwaves….well…that makes everybody assume you’re crazy. i guess ur right. Too bad for my health then…
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Queen Julietaini the Flamablamablous of Kiador (Queenie J)
in December 29th, 2005 @ 19:58I think it’s a rather clever pun myself, on “pigment” (think ink on paper) and “figment”. Obviously Mr. Gonick sir doesn’t give a fig for our feelings.
The line between madness and genius is very narrow. So’s the Berlin wall. What’s the Berlin wall? You know, the border between East and West Germany. The border that WAS between East and West Germany. Get your tenses right. Listen, Ford, we have a thing on earth-HAD, get your tenses right-had a thing on earth had tact. And what happened to it? Well, obviously it’s not in common usage anymore. No, the earth. You know very well, it got demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass.-From the radio version of HG2G. I have the entire thing memorized.
The only good reason I can come up for the universe existing is a practical joke for some superintelligent being a couple hundred dimensions up. Either that or we’re all microorganisms in somebody’s Petri dish. Your guess is as good as mine.
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Ishmael
in December 29th, 2005 @ 20:37I can prove that you don’t exist. Excuse me, Douglas Adams, I’m boring something you said. So don’t go turning over in your grave. I asked.
“It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the product of a deranged imagination”
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Phoenix
in December 29th, 2005 @ 20:53Oh yes, I have the radio version too! but I don’t have that tape b/c my mom accidentally left it sitting on the toaster and–get ready–it melted. Sacrilige. The others, being cassete tapes, ar erapidly deteriorating, but I am looking for it on cd.
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in December 29th, 2005 @ 22:11This is sort of random, but are any of you Musebloggers in AP classes? I’m registering for classes for next year and I’d like some opinions on AP classes in general.
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Queen Julietaini the Flamablamablous of Kiador (Queenie J)
in December 30th, 2005 @ 10:22It’s on CD from BBC radio, the ENTIRE THING plus a bonus CD, and handily separated into tracks. Expensive, though. But it has commentary from people like Dirk Maggs, Simon Jones and Geoffrey Perkins. I recommend getting it. You could split it with a friend.
AP classes? I’m still in seventh grade, but I’ve heard from my high school friends that the thing to do is take easy classes in all the subjects you don’t like/aren’t good at, then AP in all your favorites for the first year, and step it up year by year.
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in December 30th, 2005 @ 11:25In HG2G it states that there is atheory that when someone figures the meaning of the universe, it will disappear and be replaced with something even more confusing. There is another theory that this has already happened.
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Zyviva
in December 30th, 2005 @ 11:36you are all figmants of your imagination you earthlings! Now i have your secret and will take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ishmael (Mrs. Lucifer)
in December 30th, 2005 @ 11:51Happy Birthday Zyviva!
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in December 30th, 2005 @ 11:58thank you! of couriosity, does gregory know you cheated on him, eloped and married Lucifer?
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in December 30th, 2005 @ 12:01does zyvivia get a thread if its her birthday?
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Ishmael (Mrs. Lucifer)
in December 30th, 2005 @ 12:23No. But neither do my first three husbands, so that’s okay.
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Artemis Fowl II
in December 30th, 2005 @ 13:33Grrr. Stupid…research…paper! I mean, really: how can anyone write a paper on James Madison without falling asleep!
I am only in 7th grade, and am avoiding a certian paper currently. My teachers are not really evil, but my friend, who is on an other team, has only one nice teacher. I had an evil reading teacher last year, who acted like an adolescent. A really obnoxious one. Grr.. research paper…
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Queen Julietaini the Flamablamablous of Kiador (Queenie J)
in December 30th, 2005 @ 16:38James Madison. Hmm. Who is James Madison? Still, you could call it “It’s Madison Time”! From that one fifties song I like. That would be schädenfreude on my part, though, tormenting the teacher.
Ishmael’s married to Lucifer, but she’s dating her locker, Gregory, and who in the name of zarking fardwarks are her first three husbands? What is with polygamy!?!?
I’m single. I maintain this. There isn’t a King _ the Slightly Less Flamablamablous of Kiador. Savvy?
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Ebeth The Lurker
in December 30th, 2005 @ 18:59James Madison was a president. sometime in the past. He was born in zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh dear i guess artemis fowl II was right…
I’m dating Stick Dude. He’s a little stick dude *ahem* that lives in my planner. Every year he shows his love for me by going in with a tank and destroying the math pages of the reference section. aaaah ♥ ♥ ♥
back to skool soon. *sigh*
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in December 31st, 2005 @ 12:35we have daily assinment books. we call them dabs. our hall passes are in them. if you loose your dab, then shame on you. if your dab falls apart, or gets stolen,( which happens frequently) then never fear, you can buy a new one at they office. but wait, the office is out of dabs! you can’t buy one anymore! so you decid to go buy a planner at target or something, and just rip out you passes from your old dab (if you still have it, if it was stolen you’re sunk) and put them in your binder or something. but no! you have to have a hall pass in a dab to leave anywhere. so if your dab fell apart, you have to carry it around anyway. if you have no dab, you have to hold it until lunch, or wait for a guilible teacher.
coming soon, in episode 3 of I HATE MY SKOOL ADMINISTRATION Em laments the ineptness of the handling of the ib program at her skool
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in December 31st, 2005 @ 13:42dab. that sounds like a name for a cute little duckling in a cheesy animated disney movie. Is there a cheesy animated disney movie with a cute little duckling named dab??
Last year we HAD to write our assignments down and got GRADED for it. I almost failed team time because of that (which is absolutely ridonkulous. I got a b though whew) This year we don’t have to, so i don’t. At all. Stick Dude frolics over the whole thing. He’s got a lot of frolicking space this year.
Em i feel really sorry for you. I almost had something like that last year, cuz we had to have our planners to go anywhere, but luckily i was a band geek. Band geeks basically could roam the skool during band without anybody really caring much. Not that we roamed much, cuz band was too cool to miss. but if we were desperate it was verrry useful. This year we can’t *sigh* well the seniors can. Maybe a couple juniors. But nobody else. bum bum buuuuuum
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Queen Julietaini the Flamablamablous of Kiador (Queenie J)
in January 1st, 2006 @ 16:29I go back to school on Tuesday. Ugh. I might have to be depressed the entire day with this bit of knowledge. I mean, I have a hot chocolate sale to do on Thursday, and Friday is “Name That Tune!” day in Rock and Roll elective, which is always extremely froody.
Baby even the losers get lucky sometimes…
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Phoebe
in January 1st, 2006 @ 17:12Quite savvy.
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dark lord of darkness
in January 2nd, 2006 @ 09:36school is evil
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lilbro777
in January 2nd, 2006 @ 18:05why did we have school today, a national holiday? everyone else in the county is out, but ARE WE? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrr………………………….. *mutters darkly about mr v, th principal*
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lilbro777
in January 2nd, 2006 @ 18:07………………and probably exeryone in the COUNTRY is out to.
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Ebeth The Lurker
in January 2nd, 2006 @ 18:16Is it a national holiday?
Maybe i should skip skool until friday for “religious reasons” *coughcough* as in IT’S ONLY THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS PEOPLE WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!
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lilbro777 who is no longer bored but happy cause she succsessfully confused an unconfusable friend
in January 3rd, 2006 @ 22:00AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my book report is due in *shudder* 3 days, and i havent started reading yet!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Em The Hot Pink Bunny
in January 6th, 2006 @ 14:58gah!!!!! i hate my skool! the day we got back my english teacher decided to remind us of the fact that he is evil, and my civics teacher decided to achknolage the fact that we all sleep in her class, and i got a c+ on my science test. it was evil. and we didn’t even get 2 weeks off, we got 11 days!!!! and i keep forgeting to read the pages for civics, and to bring my lab book to science and my workbook to math and evil stuff like that.
im in chorus, and the chorus teacher’s brother came and played piano from different time periods (because we study music history in chorus) and he said something like: “yea, you have to deal with that kind of crap if you want to major in music,” and she was like, “Jared..” as in ‘dont swear in front of the innocent middle schoolers’ and we all laughed.
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Morbid
in January 10th, 2006 @ 15:17EXAMS.
It is is EXAM WEEK HERE.
That is all I have to say. (DIES)
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Kricket
in January 18th, 2006 @ 19:18hey this thread is dying!!! COME BACK HERE PEOPLES!!!!
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in January 18th, 2006 @ 19:58AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I’M HERE!!!!!!!
ummm… diediediediediediedieevilskool!
and evil english teachers and evil grammer hw and evil ib and evil physics and evil french and evil civics essays and evil standerdized tests and evil teachers and evil exams and evil books we have to read like lord of the flies and evil skool lunches and evil short vacations and evil preppy people and evil gym teachers and evil activity logs and evil internet problems and evil wordpress database errors and whoops thats not related to skool and evil hw and evil essays and evil essay tests and really evil english teachers and evil hi-skool and evil administator people except not the blog kind etc etc etc blah blah blah yada yada yak yak…
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lilbro777 who is now experiencing technical difficulties w/ the STUPID usb...
in January 20th, 2006 @ 17:36i haf been sick the past…. um….. three days with the dread disease of idontknowsodontask, which involvs severe koffing, unbearably stuffed up nose, earaches, sqeeze-type headache, mild stomache ache, pounding ears, and not-going-to-skool-yeah type 1 syndrome. anyone know what i haf? (and when say sqeeze type headache, i mean when u move u feel like a vise jus tightend around ur head) anyways, i vent home todiy at…. erm….. ah….. uh….. um……. (i think another symtom of idontknowsodontask is forgetfulnes, but it may be jus me) well, anyways, after math (no nonfiction lit! yaynes) so before loonch. stupid windows. hope mom finishes w/ the imac soon……. lilbro LIKESSSS imacsssss, yessshh…… hey, i am finally getting into LotR, and *gasp* we dont have a comeplete set. we must be the only family in the US that dont haf a comeplete, highly polished, worshipped LotR set, with its own personal alter. and how did i get started tokking about LotR on the skool thread? oh yess, i remeber *gaspgaspgaspgasp* i vas asigned to read the hobbit over the weekend, and i had to ask for a copy. meh. but u shoulda seen the look on the peoples faces! heehee!
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kiki_the_great
in June 5th, 2006 @ 17:24shkoolz almost over!! 2 more dayz!!
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