Wednesday, 24 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Limning the Luciferian logic of the leporine legions.
Continued from Part Four.
WARNING: Excruciatingly disturbing content within. 
Date: November 3, 2008
Categories: Hot-Pink Bunnies, The Musiverse
Luciferian is right. They’re like soulless demons whose sole purpose is to turn others and make the world evil.
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Yet almost unbearably cute.
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Yeah, well, human sociopaths can be cute too, but that doesn’t keep them from being evil.
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Whoo hoo, thanks, GAPAs!
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As the Immortal Bard once said “Though she be but little, she is fierce.”
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HPB sacred codex:
1) never forget the difference between cute and nice
2) don’t forget to mark the scene of your mischief with a “demonically cute” smile
3) never forget “the plan”
4) practice using catapults to launch pies
5) don’t be honest- cheating is better !
6) stick your hot-pink nose into everyone’s business
7) “Ask not what you can do for others, but what you can do for yourself”
8 ) Only launch carrot pies
9) Help your fellow HPBs and allies
10) Remember to eat lots of HPC (hot pink carrots), so that you stay pink (fading would be really embarrassing)
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Part 5 already? Wow…I thought we’d never get past part 1.
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6- Are there hot pink carrots?
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6, 8 – HPB’s don’t need to eat pink stuff to stay pink, although they do seem to have an affinity for hot pink food. That pales in comparison to their mania for coconut donuts though. I don’t know about hot pink carrots though. The bunnies may have been genetically engineering them to bunnify people with.
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9- that’s a possiblilty. I mean, they could be pickling the carrots/ other veggies in bunny pigment. Eww, hot pink pickles- just the thought of that makes me want to barf. In fact- excuse me- *RETCH, COUGH*
I wonder where the tendency for girls to have an obsession with the the color pink originated from. Could it be from- *shudders at the thought*- bunny influence?
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YaY!!!! I have nothing intelligable to say.
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I so need to send in my HPB art.
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12- You do, tis true.
Grammar worksheet scene-
(Me) 
Lalalala… *does homework*
Eh? What’s this?
(worksheet) Bunnies are cute. _________________________
No! NO!
(worksheet) Yes! YES! *turns hot pink*
*screams* *runs for life*
Okay, maybe the ending didn’t really happen. But seriously, the worksheet did read “Bunnies are cute.”
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Your powers are WEAK, young MuseBloggers!
Well, perhaps. But I like wearing a hot pink neck-strapping tanktop, but hate pastel pink…*scorn*
Any help?!
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OOPS! That last past, the italics should not cover:
~Well, perhaps. But I like wearing a hot pink neck-strapping tanktop, but hate pastel pink…*scorn*
Any help?!~
PLEASE HELP!
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Eep! *pies bunny* ===[l}
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15 – *neutralizes your hot pink clothes*
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17- *uses tongs to toss what is left of hot pink clothes into incinerator* *tosses tongs into incinerator as well* *pushes incinerator into rocket ship* *rocket flies off into deep space, never to be seen again*
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9) Think logically:
If there were no HPCs, then the HPBs couldn’t make HPCPs (hot pink carrot pies). If the HPBs didn’t have HPCPs, they couldn’t take over the world.
As for the rule ten not being true; well, thats what they used to say about flamingos: AND THEY WERE WRONG! muhaha
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No, no, no. HPB Are mutants that hate arguing so much they will do anything to stop it. I would launch into my Great Conspiracy Theory, which shows that Aeiou, Kokopelli, and Crraw do not truly exist, but that’s off topic.
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20- No need for Conspiracy Theories. We found some evidence a while back that suggested HPBs might be rogue bioweapons from an alien planet. Or maybe not.
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*sobs* My tanktop…
*goes off and buys second hot-pink tanktop*
HAHAHA! Now, I can bare my sholderblades, and NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
*escapes into pool wearing teal tankini to avoid groundhog and IBCF’s wrath for wearing hot pink*
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19 – Bunnies don’t need pies to take over the world. They can hypnotize, zombify, bunnify, hypnobunnify, etc. There’s no more powerful weapon than the ability to make your enemies come to our side and work for you. Second, it was once thought that HPBs needed to eat hot pink stuff to survive: BUT THEY WERE WRONG! The hot pink pigment is almost a separate organism from the HPBs, and it doesn’t need pink stuff to stay pink any more than a chloroplast needs green stuff to stay green.
By the way, that’s how bunnification and hypnobunnification work. Because the hot pink pigment is almost like another organism, it can be injected into a victim, and then spread all over the body, like a virus. Hypnobunnification works similarly, except that the pigment has been tweaked in a lab to act like an airborne virus. It’s called hypnobunnification because the airborne pigment is slow-acting, and infected victims act as if they had just been hypnotized at first. Later, the bunnification takes effect.
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Maybe they’re pink to dazzle their prey…hypnotize them…and they won’t argue?
OK, I guess not.
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23- Hm. So which came first, the bunnies or the *shudders* virus? You must remember that the evilus are still evil when depigmentized, and the nicegoodius are pink, but they don’t seem to be affected…and why is there only a pink variation? I’ve only seen pink bunnies bunnify.
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Are bunny skins (without fur) pink?
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25 – It’s not a natural virus, the bunnies encased their hot pink pigment in virus casings. What actually happens is that instead of injecting DNA into the victim’s cells, it injects hot pink pigment organelles into them. These organelles, which are similar to mitochondria, or even better, chloroplasts, are the essence of the hot pink pigmentation, and they give the bunnies their powers. The organelles have different effects in different types of cells, just as DNA has different effects depending on what cell is reading the DNA. The fact that the hot pink pigment is a separate organelle is what allows debunnification and depigmentization to work, because the mechanisms in those processes can then target specific “objects.”
26 – Yes.
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*Sees Pink Bunny*
: Hiiii!
: 
: Oh?
BUNNIFY!
: Ow!
…
: Hrh, heh, heh!
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Koko, give that loser Xeer a spike pie in the face, please.
Let the experts explain, please. A Hot-Pink Bunny is in essence, a rabbit with genes gone wild. Originally, they were heads, perfectly suited for using their main weapons: Hypno and Bunnification. However, after the 1993 Massacre, in which an army of resisters attacked and killed, captured, and wounded 500,000 estimated bunnies, they realized that another devastating attack such as that would wipe their population to the edges of extinction, so they developed bodies. Bodies to hold weapons with. The black bunnies were the first–Xeer is a black bunny–to develop this. In fact, they were the experiments that made it possible. Ever since we have been fighting a selection of bunnies, and losing.
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29- we are not losing! We kinda won during BA. Fighting HPBs is like fighing chicken pox- it may go away, but then come back as shingles. Or maybe I’m just making this all up so that I don’t have to face the fact that we are currently doing badly. Okay, losing. WAHHH!!! *sobs*
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30- Well, technically, we can’t say we are winning nor losing. We currently aren’t fighting, just training.
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this is an hpb with a body:
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EVIL KILL IT!!!!!!
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29- They always had bodies.
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i kno that. im just trying 2 be helpful here
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can bunnies pinkify (that is, turn people hot pink without turning them into bunnies?)
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greenheart is bunny bane. watch.
:idea: ♥
:arrow: :idea: ♥
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delete that last 1
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34-38- Here at MB, we try not to-
@ Double/triple/etc. post
@ Make pointless posts
@ Use incorrect grammar, spelling, and punctuation*
So, PLEASE, BF27, your type of typing is not very attractive. Thank you,
Zinc
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sorry sorry sorry sorry sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im a jerk
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you are not a jerk. you just did some not very good posting. thats okay. i just pur a double post on the holiday evaluation thread. but only because i realized i had more to say . wow this post was kind of pointless.
they have bodies?
i think theyre scarier as a floating head.
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35- they can, but it’s easyier just to bunniefy them.
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Kittymine and I have had a bunny “sighting” We didn’t actually see the bunnies, but we saw what they left behind, anyway. We are sending pictures to the GAPAs with details.
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There’s a girl at my school with hot pink hair. She’s nice, but I keep on my toes.
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Hmm… Kirby is hot pink… but I’m cold purple…
*GASP*
COLD PURPLE PENGUINS?!
*goes to ancient CPP base*
*finds penguinfication ray*
*takes to lab*
*creates high-tech version*
*tests on HPBs*
me: PENGUINFY!
: Noooo! Curse you!!!!
*HPBs turn into CPPs*
Cold Purple Penguins: You are our master, oh great and purple one.
me: Cool! Let’s create more Penguinfication Rays and transform the masses.
CPPs: Yesss, master.
me: … 
CPPs: *transform bunnification rays into penguinfication rays*
me and CPPs: Now we have a chance of destroying the HPBs! :mrgeen:
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45- *eighty HPBs enter with penguinfication-proof armor* *bunnies hurl themselves upon CPPs en masse*
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STAR POWER!
*repel hpbs*
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*runs in with mass of dark green tenrecs wearing everything-proof armor*
ATTACK, my minions! *goes out and brings back rabid hot-pink ferrets*
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Penguinfy!
*penguinfies everyone*
Mwahaha!
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*HPBs bunnify everyone*
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:-p
Penguinfy!
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48- That’s going too far. :-~
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49-Hee hee!
52-NOTHING is going too far!
I am currently working on a scientific-ish study of hot-pink bunnies. I believe it may well tell us how to destroy them, or make them nice.
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53 – I hate to break it to you, but that’s already been discovered. The hard part is getting close enough to depigmentize them.
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Yes. CPPs are the answer, right?
*silence*
RIGHT?
*crickets*
…whatever.
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54- Which is why we make bunny-proof suits.
*pushes penguins, HPBs, tenrecs, and ferrets into room* *locks door* *penguins, HPBs, tenrecs, and ferrets quickly escape and start rampaging through Bunny Laboratory*
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PHANTOM PHREEZE PHRONT!
*freezes everyone and everything except for Cold Purple Penguins and Sh’irby, who are immune to freezing*
CPPs: *blink, blink* *continues rampage*
Sh’irby: …whatever.
NOTE: Sh’irby, PTCD, JFTISG, AJAR, and AJR are the same person.
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56 – I have yet to invent a bunnyproof suit that ensures that a giant black bunny can’t knock the wearer off of en’s feet. It is a most unfortunate defect though, so I am working on it. Perhaps some retractable spikes in the shoes…
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58- That might work…
*is brought down by horde of CPPs* *fights his way out* *grabs tranquilizer gun and fires darts to stop penguins*
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*block darts*
*turn into star warriors*
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60- Star warriors? What? 
*seals off penguin-infested area of Bunny Lab*
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*sucks up sealant*
*becomes Seal Sh’irby*
*Star Warriors are Free*
*am surprised to see Meta Knight*
:confused: What are you doing here?
Meta Knight: Poyo?
Me: (O_o) Poyo?!
Meta Knight: 
Poyo!
Me: (O_o) …Am I in the… Twilight Zone?! *twilight zone music plays*
This is getting crazy.
THE STUPID! IT BURNS! (>@<)
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Bunny movie #3 is slooowly and painfully progressing. The complex fight scenes at the end are causing a lot of the trouble…
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Why are HPBs hot pink? It wouldn’t be very good camouflage in most areas. Maybe they come from an undiscovered region of the world where everything is hot pink. *shudders* Maybe they live in the Bermuda Triangle. *shudders again*
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Maybe they don’t need camouflage. Ever seen a coral snake or a poison-arrow frog?
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63-Well, it’s good to know that you’re working on it, anyway…. I’m very curious about the end.
65-Yeah, but bunnies are a bit more complex than just ‘I’m wearing bright colors so you won’t bite me’. The whole point of their existence is to get people to try and bite them, so that they can bite back. Painfully.
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hmm, if bunnies like 2 bite back, then maybe we should create a suit with depigmentizer laced in the fabric of it; plus, anone who wears the suit is protected, so if a bunnified patient was put in a striaghtjacket and forced in to a suit, they would be de-bunnified. or you could just use a big chamber with depigmentizer in the walls.
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ahem~
-a i small i/ chamber-
(sorry about the double post!)
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ahem~
-a small chamber…-
(sorry about the double post!)
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html gnome, are you there?!
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67-70: Unchatspeak-ify gnome, are YOU there???
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very funny…
NOT.
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but really, that might possibly work. oh, and there’s…never mind it probably wont work.
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42- It’s easier to bunnify? I thought bunnies had to do surgery on people to give them ears and such, but turning them pink was easy. What I’m trying to say is, how come it’s harder to pinkify than bunnify?
(sorry about the double post…again!)
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68, 69- What are you trying to do?
42, 74- Pinkifying’s easier, isn’t it?
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74, 75 – Pinkifying needs direct contact, via a neatle, to put the virus in the body. bunnify is done by laser mostly.
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1-76- (O_O)
*le faint*
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I’m not sure what the significance of this is, but Singapore’s Health Promotion Board (HPB) has a Web page called “Are You in the Pink of Health”? See for yourself:
www . hpb.gov.sg/health_articles/pinkofhealth/
Coincidence? Or…something else?
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78- That’s frightening.
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And if you Google “HPB”, the first thing that comes up is something about “HPB surgery”!
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76 – Pinkification (aka hypnobunnification) can also be done with an airborne virus, but it takes longer to take effect then. Bunnification requires surgery because it’s not as advanced, it just injects the pink pigment into the victim, but the pigment can’t really infect the person very well. So it just turns the person pink and infects the brain, and the other bunny features are surgically added.
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78- *shudders*
80- Really? *googles HPB* *shudders again*
81- *dons gas mask*
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76- Sir, you are sadly misinformed. Here’s the Apocalypse Dictionary definition of both:
Bunnification is an irrevocable mental condition, which can be induced in two ways:
A bunny surgeon can do the bunnifying (BUNN-if-fEYE-ing) by modifying human organs to a bunny form; or can be injected with a liquid blood modifier, which takes three to four days to finish.
A bunny can also perform a type called Partial Bunnification. PB involves the bunny gaining access to the mindshape of the subject, then planting its orders inside the victims’ brain. After, the human is hardwired to answer only to bunnies, and to fight for bunnies.
Pinkification A relatively new technology, Pinkification is done with a specially designed airborne gas virus. Also an injection is used. Details unpleasant.
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76, 83- The bunnies mostly used lasers in Museica…but all methods work.
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MOVIE IS HERE! CHECK YOUR INBOX! BUNNY INVASION #3 AT LAST!
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YES! YES! YEEESSS!!!!!!!!! *jumps up and down in the air, squealing in an octave high enough to make someone wet themselves*
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Wait–I need to send it again. You can’t see the black bunnies’ scream.
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80- *Googles HPB* You’re right, HPB Surgery comes up. And something called “Phish. Net HPB: The Latest Setlists” which sounds creepy.
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Oh, SFTDP but this is the Wikipedia definition of “HPB”:
HPB may refer to:
* Health Promotion Board (Singapore)
* Helena Petrovna Blavatsky
* Hans-Peter Briegel, a German footballer
* the gaming term “high ping bait”, see ping and lag
* The Holiday Property Bond. A Newmarket based, life assurance bond investment which was established in 1983.
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Do you have the movie yet?
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Gulp, just found this picture. Something to go with the pajamas. *shudder*
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Oops, THIS is the picture-
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92- Now that is scary. *shudders*
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(90) We have the one sent at 9:30 last night, but you said something about sending another version.
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I would very much like to see the movie.
I invented something on the Bunny Apocalype Next Generation thread: A Muli-Ability Wrist Gadget. It includes a GPS, a clock, a calendar, a mini-dart gun with depigmentizer darts, a holster and strap, and i-Tunes capability.
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(That last one was a joke.)
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94- 9:30? That’s the one.
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97- …So yes, you can post it.
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And here it is, the much anticipated MuseBlog debut of an IBCF production of Bunny Invasion 3: Afraid of the Dark.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u291/rglasley/museblog02/BunnyInvasion3–AfraidoftheDark.swf
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Woah, creepy…
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Scary…great work, IBCF! But what were those things the bunny was throwing at the stick figure? Also, have you ever seen The Demented Cartoon Movie? The stick figure looks a lot like the ones in it.
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101- Ninja stars.
And yes, I have seen The Demented Cartoon Movie. But my stick figures looked like that before it was made.
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That’s great, IBCF!
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In case anyone’s interested, here’s the other two movies…
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u291/rglasley/museblog06/BunnyInvasion2.swf
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u291/rglasley/museblog06/BunnyInvasion.swf
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Movie number three is the most exciting one yet!
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Frickin scary movie IBCF! And weirdly, I was listening to the Beegees ‘Stayin’ Alive’ at the time. Coincidence, or…?
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whoa. greatmovie, IBCF
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Do you know where I can get some HPB stickers?
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108- Musery Loves Company has them, I think.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My mom and I crochet cute little animals, I make only cats, but my mom makes HOT PINK BUNNIES!!! How do I debunnify her? Is it possible to cure her before people start buying the animatronic minions?
O_O
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110: Well, some of us can come over to your house equipped with the… necessary… things to debunnify her. XD
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111- Remember to arm the depigmentators with the new serum.
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IBCF!!!!!!! You finished it!!!!!! Awesome!!!!! But there was no red ball….. 
Oh well, we can’t have everything…. If the stick figure is your character from BA, is the black bunny anyone in particular?
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112 – There’s a serum for debunnifying people? And what’s a depigmentator?
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114: There most definetely is! We use them a lot at BA.
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114- It subdues a bunny for a variable period of time.
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you have got to make a bunny invasion 4! its only fair to the rest of us!
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117- Yes, I’m doing that. It says “to be continued,” doesn’t it?
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Very cool, IBCF!
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oh. my bad. sorry about that!
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119- Thanks!
120- No problem.
Where’s groundhog? I thinking of introducing her in bunny invasion #4…
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121- In BA:TNG at the moment.
So, how are you going to introduce her? Just have a random stick figure walk up as your guy as he’s running for his life and say ‘Hi, I’m groundhog, I’m on your side?’ Not that that wouldn’t be funny…. And pretty cool, too, to have another character who wasn’t evil and existed for more than three seconds…. : : (It’s supposed to be a twisted bunny smiley, okay?)
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121: Then, in BI#whatever, you find the whole other part of the Resistance hiding out somewhere!
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123- Yeah!!! Don’t forget me!
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Now that woul be interesting (Not that the other ones arent interesting).
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I could swear I commented on this thread a few days ago. Was it zapped for some reason? Maybe I am just absentminded and closed the window or something.
It was basically along the lines of “IBCF you are teh pwnage and your movies are amazing yet extremely freaky.”
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123- Yeah! Good idea! But, you know, it would probably be a lot of work for IBCF to animate that many stick figures…. And if he has to choose just one of us, groundhog is probably the best choice. She is the essence of BA. (No, really, groundhog. You’re like the oldest BAer we have. In age and in terms of time doing BA.)
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126- Thanks!
127- Well, technically, I posted first on BA #1, but she came up with the idea of a bunny apocalypse…
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128-Well, yeah. True. But you’re already in BI.
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HPBS are cute & cuddley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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130- But don’t let that fool you. They’re evil on the inside.
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130, 131- They’re vicious! They’re savage! They’re ABOMINABLE!
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THEY ARE HORRIBLE!!! HORRIFIC!!! TERRIBLE!!!
TERRIF— I mean…um. . .
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*is born in HPB month- can’t fight them*
*adores HPB*
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*Grabs darts, loads with extra-strong serum*
Get away from her!
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I sent the GAPAs a photograph of an HPB.
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:bunnies… pink… bunnies… pink… let pink rule the universe…
:No wait! I can’t be bunnified!
:Now that’s where you’re wrong…
That’s weird…
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HPBs?
*shudder*
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(138) That’s the spirit! Welcome back, T_i_E.
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138- Hey, Titan_is_Evil, have you seen my Saturn-centric parody of “Summer Nights” from Grease on the Song Parodies thread? And why did you change your name?
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GAPAs, did you get my HPB picture?
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How long does it normally take emailed pictures to appear on the blog?
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142: As long as the GAPAs take before they check their email. We keep them busy.
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(141, 142) Sorry for the delay, Rainbowstar. Somewhere in the confusion of the last two days, I didn’t even realize we had your picture. And since I haven’t been able to catch up on reading posts I didn’t personally moderate, I didn’t see your question in comment #141 until a few minutes ago.
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144: GAH! *arms self* *hides in corner*
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I captured the bunny from the wild and took a picture of it. It tried to bunnify me, as you can tell from the hypnotic bunny spiral in its eye. Luckily, the camera lens deflected the bunnification rays. I also made a disturbing discovery: that HPBs have the ability to make photographs of them look fake. No one has ever been able to photograph what an HPB truly looks like. After taking the photograph, I released the bunny into the wild.
A thought: Are there any nice HPBs?
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(146) Experts are divided. Kagcomix thinks most of them are sweet, and others recognize a species (or possibly subspecies) known as nicegoodus. There’s also the legend of Fred the Bunny Nerd, but that may be apocryphal.
Some of us, however, think the chance of meeting a nice one is not worth the risk. *shudders*
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146- Um… anyone… if you ever catch an HPB, please dispose of it properly. I have started a company that de-bunnifies the bunny so that anyone does not release an HPB in any populated area, where it could harm anyone.
I have also made a scary discovery about HPB’s. They have the ability to turn white for about an hour, where they might get bought if they are at the pet store… and as soon as the buyer gets the disguised HPB into the car, the HPB bunnifies the buyer. Then, the two HPB’s go off and bunnify the pet store workers, and on and on! So watch out!
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post 148 & 144 *shudders* That was scary. At the sand bar pet shop I saw this cute brown + white bunny, so I petted it. It looked up at me. It started to turn pink. It said “bunnify, bunnify, bunniffy!”
It looked just like this in my eye. . Then my mom said, c’mon, let’s go. Yay, mom!
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This doesn’t have anything that directly relates to HPBs, and it is really nit-picky, but i have noticed a small, and very unimportant error in post 0. It reads, “Limning the Luciferian logic of the leporine legions.” The word Luciferian, commonly known to mean evil or Satanic, does not really mean so at all. Lucifer was the name of Satan when he was still the most powerful archangel, in good standing with God. After the Fall, however, his name was changed from “Bringer of Light” to Satan. This has been bugging me for some time now, and I finally broke down and am now writing this post. I believe I may have OCD, to some extent. Maybe I’m just a perfectionist. In either case, I hope I have prevented some serious misconceptions about religion and alliteration.
Thank you for your time.
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Is this thread DEAD?
*Gasp*
I never dreamed of it…
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i think its dead.
New thread, GAPAs!
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152) Comes back to haunt dying thread !
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Is the UFB in the black death issue the ancestor of the HPB? I think so. The dog/cat wars were raging then, though I think somebody else has allready figured this out…
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144: Ahhh! Someone get my spontaneous combustion ray gun!
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By the way, UFB stands for Unidentified Floating Bunny.
Also, I recently made a ‘Rose has too much time on her hands bunny costume’. Anybody want to see it?
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I have a scary theory. What if some species of HPBs tunneled in the ground, popped up, and then bunnified people? I wonder if that is true. (I did see some hot pink trails in the ground…)
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That is freaky. Extremely freaky.
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156-YES YES YES.
I noticed that my hot pink shirts seem to be popping up more and more lately. To protect myself from influence, I’m wearing a shirt with cats on it-don’t worry, they’re not hot pink.
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Um, sadly, my only pink shirt has a cat on it. Well, I’ll send a photo.
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159- That does seem to be true… My mom keeps me hot pink shirts, no matter how much I argue. (“But the color looks good on you!” “I don’t care how good the color looks on me, I do NOT want to be bunnified!”) Freaky.
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Rebecca, did you get my flash clip?I wasn’t sure if it fits here, or on Visual Arts. Probably here- in quarantine.
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Here you go:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u291/rglasley/museblog03/kangaroo.swf
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Um… the bunny uses its bunny powers to multiply the kangaroo?
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HPKs!
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Thanks Lady B.!
164- Sure. I envisioned a herd of HPKs trampling a confused HPB, but I hadn’t used Flash in a long time, so after it was done and the editing began, I figured I’d just send it and let it be finished. I am proud of the HPK drawing though, just not the animation.
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144- Hmm, a few aspects of that picture look… mildly familiar…
https://musefanpage.com/Images/raynpho_bunny.gif
Perhaps? 
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163- Ahhh! Bunnified kangaroos with strange arms!
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New findings from the Lagomorphology Department at Muse Academy:
1. HPBs are obsessed with symmetry, probably as a result of having two ears. They like things to come in powers of two (2, 4, 8, 16, etc.) — hence their aversion to music played in 3/4 time. Their reactions to waltzes vary from mild distraction to unbearable torment, depending on the volume. Some lagopsychologists believe that such music can disrupt their higher brain functions, turning them back into ordinary bunnies until the music stops. That’s uncertain, however, as they flee waltzes as soon as they hear them.
2. Bunnies are extremely vain about their personal appearance, particularly their cuteness and symmetry. (They probably do not experience cuteness the same way we do.) If one of them becomes asymmetric — say, by losing an ear — its fellow bunnies will shun it and may even tear it to pieces.
3. As mentioned before, bunnies cannot interpret visual symbols — in other words, they can’t read letters or numbers (though they can see photographs and other realistic pictures). They have good memories and snobbishly consider written records a crutch for inferior beings, but this disability does give humans an advantage in some situations.
4. Some lagormorphologists theorize that the evil, intelligent HPBs are mutants born from nice pink bunnies of ordinary rabbit intelligence. Such kindly, non-sentient HPBs may be the ones that Kagcomix depicts in her drawings. Experts also suspect that the “evilus” bunnies cannot reproduce and are completely dependent on their ordinary (though also pink) kin to replenish their ranks. Absence of mating behavior may free HPBs to focus singlemindedly on world domination. These hypotheses are highly speculative, however, as nobody has observed bunny society and lived to tell the tale.
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169- Oh! That is pure genius. The part about the waltzes sounds a bit like the description of a basilisk from Harry Potter. Though the bunnies are, quite obviously, much more dangerous.
The information about waltzes and visual symbols is also highly informative! I’m sure it could be put to good use in a number of bunny-resisting methods…
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169 – Well, I actually did get to observe bunny society in earlier days, thanks to my bunnyproof suit. At least at that point, they reproduced just like any other animal. But all the evilus bunnies we’ve seen in recent times are male. This leaves me with a few possibilities as to their reproduction.
First, Robert’s theory about them turning nicegoodius bunnies. Nicegoodius bunnies haven’t been spotted in years, but this may be because the evilus ones have captured them all and are using them as breeders.
Second, there are female evilus, but they do not go out into the open at all, instead spending all of their time being pregnant with and giving birth to more evilus. They may even be using genetic engineering to reproduce, similar to how Dolly the sheep was cloned. Create embryos in a lab, and then implant them into a female evilus. This would allow for huge amounts of evilus to be born, without the males ever having to stop thinking about world domination.
Third, the evilus has become an exclusively male species, reproducing through clones and genetic engineering. The offspring are grown in artificial wombs.
And fourth, the evilus has evolved to have both male and female organs, similar to some types of slugs, and has begun to lay eggs, like the platypus or echidna. Self-fertilization and subsequent egg-laying would be automatic, and as the eggs would hatch without any sort of help, reproduction would not distract the evilus from world domination.
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Hello everyone! I’m Jube. Has anyone noticed that the abbreviation for Hot Pink Bunnies and Half-Blood Prince is the same? I think that Severus Snape is allied with the evilly cute bunnies. That would explain how he escaped so many of those tricky situation and how he fooled Lord Voldemort, world’s most skilled Legimens. Unless the rabbits were working against them, could they have been affiliated with Lord Voldemort?
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Oh, and one more, Do think that perhaps the HPBs and Big Bunny from big-bunny.com are related? Did the HPBs used to be called the Ambitious Hot Pink Bunnies? Who is responsible for the dropping of the Ambitious?
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because it was obvious.
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Gapas, did you get the photo of me in my bunny costume?
173: I read ‘What will happen in HP 7’ At the same time I was overdosing on BA, and whenever I saw that abrviation I atributed it to the bunny world.
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(175) No sign of it that I can find.
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Hm. I’ll try to send it again.
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My dentist gives out hot pink pencils sometimes. I don’t know if I should trust her.
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THREE bunny sightings in the past few weeks!
1. They’ve discovered a new type of millipede in Thailand. It’s covered in spines and can squirt cyanide out of its skin. And it’s hot pink. Maybe they’re related to HPBs!
2. My mom was watching Ugly Betty the other day, and Betty had a hot pink stuffed animal on her desk. I couldn’t be sure (it was just a random background decoration), but I think it was a bunny. What if bunnies are putting subliminal messages in TV shows?
3. I just realized the Energizer bunny is hot pink.
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HTML gnome, can you close the bold HTML after “2.”?
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179- No, he’s light pink and firmly a good guy. He fought Darth Vader in one commercial.
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178: If you value your life, DON’T.
A bit of reality: All we know about the HPBs is that they’re probably not real and that we’re doing this whole thing to amuse ourselves. We only have the word of the GAPAs, and (if you’ll excuse me for saying this), they probably aren’t trying to tell us a secret that saves the world. HPBs are ot real.
Comeback: But what if they are?
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From Tessera Rose:
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Rather shocking! In the thread in which reality and “questionable reality” are blended most (possibly apart from the wung thread), a bit of less-questionable reality!
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179-Yes, I saw the picture of that millipede. *shudders*
Oh, I’m in chorus…one day, a girl brought a plastic pen, and it had a HOT PINK BUNNY HEAD outline on the top! *screams* I think she’s hypnotized or something! Any thoughts?
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I was reading the new Shojo Beat today and saw an ad for a HPB pez dispenser.
185: How much did it look like a treditional HPB?
Question: are the plain pink bunnys with line (as opposed to circle) eyes as evil as normal bunnys?
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186-It had the shape of a head. Like the emoticon . It was also hot pink.
It didn’t have any facial features, though.
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How’s this for weirdness? Apparently a big, bearded man in an HPB suit showed up on “American Idol” last night:
Sing for me, human. Sing as if your life depended on it.
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188 – *Googles* Apparently the guy didn’t actually sing, his auditioning friend just brought him along for moral support. He didn’t make it, though. Still, the bunny suit is disturbing. I wonder if he’s a Muser who did it to see if anyone would make the HPB connection. Although if he was, he’d probably know better than to take such a big risk of bunnification. *shudders*
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As if “American Idol” weren’t already scary enough…
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188 – Oh, my.
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Oh my.
http: //www.marcfisher.co.uk/bunnification/index.shtml
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I looked through my music books, and I found some songs in 3/4 time.
•On Top of Spaghetti
•Rainbow Connection
•My Favorite Things
•Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
•Que Sera, Sera
•Tennessee Waltz
•You Light Up My Life
•Blackbird
•Chim Chim, Cher-ee
•Edelweiss
•I’m Popeye the Sailor Man
•Moon River
•Sunrise, Sunset
•That’s Amore
•What the World Needs Now is Love
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Minuets do the job, too. (Hm, some of those songs would repel me.)
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192- Bunnification: Bunnification Reigns Supreme?????? That… is… scary. *shudders*
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192– 
That is one strange website. complete with references to bunnies and pie.
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194: Bwehehehehe.
196: I liked the apple shooter game. I shot the guy in the head multiple times.
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oh my gosh *bugs out eyes* that was freaky. bunnification does not reign supreme. has marc fisher ever been here??? ok sorry but there is a janitor in the hallway singing a love song…trust me that is scarier than bunnification
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Last year, in my class we did a project on evolution where we made up animalsand described how they had adapted, and a TON of people drew animals resembling HTBs!
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that was my first post!!!
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Bunnies have got to be hypnotizing adults! how else could there be bunnies in american idol, pez dispensers, school, and erasers? and if that’s true, can we really trust the gapas? ! i wonder what time the song was in that the guy sung on American Idol. (as in 3/4, 4/4, 6/8, etc.)
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193- So if we sing those, we’ll be safe?
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never mind. it was 4/4.
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197- 3D Pong, all the way
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HOLY CAKE.
I was browsing DeviantArt, and I found this:
[Sorry, the page wasn’t appropriate for MB. A brief description of the graphic should get the idea across. –Rebecca.]
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193: Even better, sing the Muse version of the ‘favorite things’ song!
199: I did a project sorta like that this year. I had to create a perpetually aloft leatherback sea turtle.
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205 – Was it *shudders* this?
[I’ve posted the image rather than the link Rainbowstar sent, but I can’t do that very often. An accompanying note says that it’s not trick photography; the bunny’s fur was, in fact, dyed pink. At least, I hope that’s all it was. *shudders* –Robert]
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207- That is so adorable! But very scary!
*shudders*
I hope that it is just dyed. Or else…
*shudders*
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207- DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNNNN!!!!
if it wasn’t dyed, then we could have found a hidey-hole.
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205 – Zinc, what was the picture?
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HAPPY PI DAY!!!
3.14159265358979323846264338327950…
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207- eep!!! *hides under bed*
209- ” hidey-hole”!? uh oh
happy pi day to you too, SudoRandom
(man i havent been on in a while!)
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207- eep!
209- hidey-hole? (gulp!)
188- whoa. what is this world coming to?????
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whoops. my bad. thought the first post didnt get through (really SorryForTheTriplePost!!)
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There’s a video on YouTube called “The Hot Pink Bunny Hunters”. But they don’t hunt HPBs, they wear hot pink and hunt for regular bunnies to cuddle.
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Urgh,please don’t remind me. I ahd the misfortune to stumble across it, and less than 30 seconds in I wanted to go expel my last meal into the trash…..Those girls were so annoying. and whacked out.
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Poor, misguided souls. They’re asking for trouble.
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HAHA! You’ve alerted me to their presence! *runs off to bunnify*
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*sighs* *gives up* I guess the MovieMaker BA series will never be finished, as everyone seems to have forgotten it except for me….
Tess (Tessera Rose), that’s a really… um, scary bunny costume. I’m thinking of dressing up as a Resister for next Halloween, and my little sister, who is MB-obsessed and knows about most of HPB culture, is going to be an HPB, along with my best friend, who always comes trick-or-treating with us. I don’t know if it’s going to happen, but it’s a nice thought.
BTW, IBCF, my little sister asked me to tell you that she’s begging you to continue BI. Now whenever we have spare time, she asks me, “Can we watch the bunny videos?”
(She’s also watched the MMBAs. She claims not to like them as much, but I’ve heard her humming the song from the first one several times.)
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I may be able to turn hot pink bunny-ification weapons into midnight blue cockroach-ification weapons.
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I just wanted to say that if the bunnies really are extraterrrestrial they did not come from my home planet. Everything there is purple!
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From my experiences at the United Nations, I propose the following theory:
HPBs possess an empathic sense, usually used to sense the fear of their victims, which they enjoy. However, this sense can be used against them.
At the United Nations, our school group was given hot pink name-tags, but suffered no effects of bunnification. I propose that the reason for this was that a large concentration of PEACEFUL feelings can neutralize bunnification toxins.
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This thread is dead. D-E-A-D dead.
New thread GAPAs? PWEASE?? *does puppy dog face*
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222- Yeah, I know. *sigh* I wrote kinda a lot about HPBs when I was on the boat, but I don’t have time to write it all out now. Maybe tomorrow.
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218- I’m working on it. It has higher quality animation than the last three, so it will take me longer.
222- Heh. Appropriate avatar.
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Does anyone else remember when Feather talked about HPBs dipped in chocolate? I think chocolate stuns HPBs.
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224- She’s going to be very happy to hear that. Me too, actually.
225- No…. That’s an interesting idea, though. Chocolate-dipped HPBs? *shudders*
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Last Satuday, I was at the Exploritorium with my mom and her friend and my sister. There’s that one place where it seperates your shadow into pink blue and yellow. Well we were goofing off making shadow puppets, and my mom’s friend did a bunny. I ran about ten feet shrieking “It’s a hot-pink-bunny! run for your lives!” In retrospect, my mom’s friend may or may not be a bunny servant, considering he knows nothing of Muse Blog as far as I know.
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226- That is one scary avatar you’ve got there, Armada. *shivers*
One of my (potential-Muser) friends recently sent me a panicked e-mail saying she’d found a Hot-Pink Bunny in her house. She described it as “a little stuffed beanbaggish thing”. Any advice?
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228- Wait… what? Oh, yeah. That’s right. Is it still there? Because as far as I can see, it’s still the little capoeirista thing….
About the HPB– Try to capture it, preferably while wearing a bunnyproof suit, and send it to Groundhog to do research on. It could be a new subspecies! (Groundhog is the official HPB researcher-person. It’s her job.)
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I can’t see Armada’s gravatar. What is it?
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It’s two people fighting using the Brazilian martial art of capoeirista.
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231- Or, that is, it was. Now it’s a radioactive HPB.
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AHHHH!!!!! ARMADA WAS TURNED INTO A RADIOACTIVE HPB!!!!!! Wonder if chokit will work? *gives Armada choklit*
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SFTDP, but what do people think about making an HPB-and-related-topics glossary-thing, that catalogues everything we know about HPBs? Sample entry:
Nicegoodius (Also Nicegoodus): A hot pink bunny which is not evil, but nice and good (thence the name). Nicegoodius bunnies are less sophisticated than their evil relatives as a rule, and tend to use baby talk, though whether or not this is just an act has been debated.
Whoever wants can add to this–please do!
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232.1- *takes choklit* *eats choklit* Choklit works for everything. And I’d turn myself into a Resister, but the GAPAs won’t send/post/give me the picture of myself from Aggie’s BA:TNG trailer…. *hinthinthint* Can you see my avatar now, Enceladus?
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Only halfway! I’m using IE!
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234.1- What do you think about the bunny glossary idea? Say what you will, but I’m kind of tired of being ignored…. No offense personally, I was talking about other people. *coughcoughdarnedannoyingelectrospersonwhendidalltheserelationshipsgetsocomplicatedcough*
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235- It’s a great idea! Too bad I really don’t know any hpb terms!
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Evilus: A species of HPB bent on taking over (and possibly destroying) the world as we know it; extremely evil, they feel no guilt for their crimes (some have been known to reform from the “Evilus” category and become of the “Nicegoodius” Category while still retaining their superior intelligence)
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All of the April 2007 bunny threads are now viewable, in case anyone’s interested.
April Bunny Thread
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=767
Welcome Newcomers Obey Bunnies
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=768
Think Pink
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=769
Praise Bunnies
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=770
Bunny RRR
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=772
Bunny Thread Request
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=773
Bunny Scrapbook
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=774
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Aqua Bunnies These bunnies live in water and are good.
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Depigmentizer- 1) A serum used to render HPBs temporarily unconscious for capture and study. A more potent one was reverse-engineered by the Resistance labs recently, using samples found inside of a mutated HPB that had been found on the ocean floor. 2) The darts used by the Resistance to deliver this serum.
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Thanks for the glossary work, everyone!
237- Thank you! I was wondering where the bunny RRR was, I couldn’t find it by searching…..
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the hpb’s r gunna take over the world and we will bow down to them so if u dont want to then REBEL or just simply RUN FOR UR LIFE THE HPB’S R COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Evil chatspeaker! You are probably one of Tiffany and Laney’s henchmen!
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241.1- At least they’ve got the right idea.
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Okay, so today in Chemistry class, we learned that the chemical phenolphthalein turns hot pink in the presence of strong basic substances. This might mean nothing, or it might mean that HPBs would be especially vulnerable to acid attacks.
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243- Whee! Let’s corrode the bunnies!
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243- Yes! Perfect!
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I’m watching the preparation of Space Shuttle Atlantis and one of the pad crew guys is wearing a HOT PINK VEST! Didn’t they try to steal Atlantis about this time last year?
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246- Oh, cake. If we let the HPBs get into space, they’re going to take over everything!!!!! *runs away screaming*
This thread seems to be rather dead. We need something to revive it again.
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Okay, today’s launch seemed to go successfully. (Although I winced at “Go at throttle up” even more than usual.)
What does have me worried is that this flight is going to the Hubble Space Telescope and not the station. If the HPBs do anything to hurt the crew or vehicle in orbit, the only way to rescue them is something that’s never been tried before.
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Bunny Invasion #4 news update: higher quality animation (16 FPS!) Full color! Detailed backgrounds! I actually redraw objects every time they move (usually)! Unfortunately, this comes at the cost of slooow progress. I probably won’t complete it until mid-summer, and even then I’ll have to be working on it almost every day. Maybe I’ll send in smaller movies in the meantime, just so you don’t get bored…anything you’d like to see animated?
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247.1- Like what? An emergency launch of another shuttle? DON”T YOU DARE, HPBS!
248- Yay! Midsummer is earlier than I expected, seriously, and the higher quality sounds great (though I’ll miss the old way too, in a way). Anything you have, I’d like to see. Your things are always awesome.
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Pretty much. Space Shuttle Endeavour’s already on the pad just in case. They’d have to launch Endeavour with a skeleton crew, rendezvous, and transfer the Atlantis crew to Endeavour. For the transfer, though, everybody would have to be out in the void, wearing space suits- presumably without tethers, which adds a whole different degree of threat to it.
There’s never been two shuttles in space at a time and they’ve never done a transfer like that. Nobody even planned for anything like it until the Columbia disaster back in ’03.
Everything looks nominal, but I’m trying to think of all options. Perhaps it would be possible to rig depigmentizers from the power tools they’re carrying on board?
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Okay, everything’s going okay with Atlantis so far, some nicks on the heat shield, but nothing serious.
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249.1- Wow. I sure hope nothing happens….
Possibly, yeah… hm. What do they have on board that could be remodeled into a weapon, just in case?
250-Well, that’s good…
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I imagine they could jerry-rig a depigmentizer gun with the body from one of the electric cordless drills* and chemicals from the medicine kit on board, powered by compressed air from one of the air tanks on the spacesuits.
*Random fact: doing repairs like this on spacewalks is actually the original reason cordless power tools were developed.
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251.1- (Re:cordless tools) Really? Wow, cool. I never knew that…. The odds don’t look too good, though, even so. I hope the HPBs don’t try anything.
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There’s only one spacewalk left before the crew heads for home next week and so far everything looks good. However, we must remain vigilant. In spaceflight, disasters always happen exactly when you get complacent…
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Okay, the last spacewalk is wrapped up and everything seems to be going fine. However, before re-entry on Friday, I would recommend double checking the entire heat shield.
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Landing was delayed until tomorrow because of weather conditions in Florida. If the HPBs ARE planning something, it probably involves re-entry.
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255- Oh no. Do you think the HPBs set it up like this?
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Flight Control purposely made this mission much shorter than usual so that the crew would have plenty of consumables (food, water, air, etc.) if they had to do the rescue attempt with Endeavour, so two extra days in orbit isn’t a problem.
Let’s just hope Florida’s clear for tomorrow and the heat shield is still as good as the last time they checked it.
*Has painful flashback*
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Okay, Atlantis is landing today.
Seven minutes until they hit the atmosphere and 35 minutes until touchdown. (I’ve got NASA TV open in another tab)
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(I think I’ll do my play-by-play here.)
Entering the 5 minute period of no-communication because of plasma around the orbiter…
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Safely past the point at while Columbia was lost (Thank heavens).
13 minutes to landing, speed is Mach 13.
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Touchdown! Successful touchdown with no post-landing problems!
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257.1.1.1-Yay! The HPBs did not succeed!
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Probably only minimal relevance, but The New York Times Magazine had an interview with a “spin doctor” this past Sunday, in which he said “If I wanted to demonize a bunny, I would call it a rabbit. Bunnies are cute, but rabbits will ravage your garden.”
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I read that, too. Shows how much he knows. We could teach him a thing or two about demonization.
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Is it a bad sign that the first thing I thought of upon reading his comment was this thread?
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-peeks on-
RAIN ON A HPB’S GRAVE. POKEMON WAS INVADED (Imagine a hot pink Eevee) and I have totally forgotten what I was going to say. Except ziti pasta bridges might prove an effective repellent against HPBs.
-runs AWAY/off-
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my friend has a hot pink room and tons of things with hot pink bunnies!!!
help!help!
(i was puffpuff but now…)
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I am proud to announce that after an inexcusably long hiatus, the Bunny Apocalypse video series will be returning as soon as my intermittent Internet and uncooperative movie-maker program allow. Piece out, Musers.
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W00tw00tw00tw00tw00tt!!!!!! I had given up on them!
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All right, it’s in! SFTTP.
This was a (comparatively) boring episode, and only about a minute long, but it was necessary to further the plot. The next one ought to be a lot more fun, to make and to watch.
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Well, as long as it exists, I’m happy.
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I’m publishing the next installment (Part Five) as I type. It’s a comparatively boring episode, but it’s necessary to further the plot. Part Six will probably be more exciting and allow me to have fun with Paint.net.
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Drat! I forgot to add the soundtrack! OK, it may be delayed a while longer.
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We can wait. Just as long as it’s coming.
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OK, it doesn’t look like I’ll be able to add a soundtrack to this one. My recommendation is that you listen to something cinematic and sinister while watching it.
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Where are the other ones?
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On earlier threads. The saga begins, I think, on Part Two.
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No, I tell a lie, it was Part 3.
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But that really didn’t have anything to do with the plot, so it really starts on Part 4.
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Can you just give me links to where they go? P*EASE!!!
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I’ll find the comment numbers, but my Link-Fu is weak. They’re all on the previous Off With Their Heads thread.
Part One: “Zero Ear” Comment 107
Part Two: “Kokommandos” Comment 183
Part Three: “Pre-Mission Banter” Comment 193
Part Four: “We Have Bad News” Comment 207
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I watched them all, and I can’t WAIT FOR PART 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HURRY! HURRY! HURRY! [self-snip!]
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Oh, I forgot… the title of Part Five is “Plan of Action.”
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POSOC’s video, “Part Five: Plan of Action”
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I find it fascinating that in spite of the severity of the threat, Robert has time to make all those wardrobe changes. Impressive. Just like Hollywood.
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I don’t have much to work with, OK? 
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It’s good….as POSOC said, not as good as the other ones, but a good setup for the next ones. Question, POSOC: Where do you get all those bunnified world pictures? Are they hidden somewhere on MB, or do you Photoshop them yourself?
And yes, people change clothes a lot. The background changes too. You just kind of have to ignore it.
I just had a thought….With all the other kokon pictures (other than RtH, Fiddler, and Meow) out there, are there going to be other MBers introduced at some point?
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I hadn’t originally intended to include other MBers, but I’m rapidly running out of material for my chosen four, so that’s a possibility.
The first “bunnified world” picture was one of Lady Bunniful’s early projects. The second I did in Paint.net. I’m particularly proud of Parink Obunna.
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True. You should ask Fiddler and RtH if they have any more kokon pictures they haven’t posted on MB…
The second picture was very impressive. But where’s Obunna? I don’t see him….
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That banner on the wall? With the bunny head? That picture was taken at the inauguration. It was originally a banner with Barack Obama on it. Hence Parink Obunna.
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Oh, right, I can see that now. I got the Obama thing, I was just wondering where he was.
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I hadn’t originally intended to include other MBers, but I’m rapidly running out of material for my chosen four, so that’s a possibility.
The first “bunnified world” picture was one of Lady Bunniful’s early projects. The second I did in Paint.net. I’m particularly proud of Parink Obunna…
If this is a duplicate post, forgive me. Our internet is wonky.
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Not your internet — our spam filter ate it. But we forced the dear to cough it up. I guess “paint.net” sounded like snack food.
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Hmmm… reminds me, I really should get back to work on my old game, but I’ve got so many things I’m trying to do at once… *sigh* I’ve really got to make a to-do list.
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I’m going to make an anti-bunny power-point. This should be fun…
I’ll send it to you when finished!
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Ok…
I was watching “I Survived a Japanese Gameshow!” just now, and in the first event, all the contestants wore HOT PINK BUNNY SUITS.
When I saw, I went “I need to notify MuseBlog!” right in front of my mother.
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That was a great video.
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Deeeeeaaaaaaaadddddddd threeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaadddddddd……
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*echo* *echo*
I sent pictures of a bunnification, which haven’t been posted. Is there a reason, GAPAs?
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No time.
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I kind of figured.
Do they get their own thread? *puppy dog eyes*
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Yes! I vote for a thread for RQ’s bunnification pictures! *bribes GAPAs with choklit* ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████ ████
That should be enough. Eh, GAPAs?
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But they’re good pictures! You need to find time!
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Patience, please. Not everybody gets summer vacation.
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Sorry. Thou art right. *apology pies*
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*sigh* Check your spam filter, GAPAs….it decided multiple choklit bars were a good snack.
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From RoseQuartz, who wrote:
“Apparently the bunnies needed some practice… I found this bunnified version of my old Project Runway paper doll in my room this afternoon. Notice the detail around the face, and the design on the hidden part of the tank top… they must have been bored! The words on the bottom are from me (since there are no literate HPBs as far as I know). I should have labeled it Exhibit A, but I was in a hurry…”
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Yipe! *hide under bed*
I always got angry at my dolls when I was a little kid. The clothes were dumb, their mouths didn’t move when I talked for them, their limbs could barely move, and they had the same facial expresssion all the time. So, in one of my little RPs, a doll would be stabbed with a clueless smile. And some of these dolls were intelligent, mind you! It was frustrating.
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Does anyone know the scientific name for the HPB? I need it for the website I’m making in Computer Web Design.
Also, I found a funny image online involving HPBs. I’ll email it to the GAPAs soon.
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The scientific name is Pentalagus Hotpinkikus.
There are multiple subspecies, but that’s the main thing for all of them. I am a scientist and am therefore authorized to give out scientific names for every single thing I want. Including the floor, Carpet-us Boring-us. At least until other scientists prove that the floor is not a living thing and hot-pink bunnies are not fake.
You probably are not going to notice this post, since the post I’m replying to is like 5 years old, but I wanted to say that so I did.
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Silver Lining at camp — There are many species of HPB. I believe the dominant form is Bunnius Evilus.
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Wait, I thought the genus was Pinkus. ?
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Zinc, can I use your totally awesome “FIGHT THE BUNNIES” poster from the other thread for my website?
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Huh? Oh, sure. No need for permish; that thing took me three minutes.
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We seriously need a revival of this thread. It’s so dead… Okay, nobody has any new bunnification pictures, but this is not a bunnification pictures thread! This a thread for studying HPB behavior! We can work with what we have, instead of just sending pictures and movies in! Not that I’m objecting to anyone’s projects–they’re all really cool–but this thread can be used when there are no fresh visual things. Come on, help me revive OWTH!
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Dead thread. Ah well…I guess every thread has its day. Maybe we don’t need an HPB research thread anymore. *trudges away*
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Come to this thread
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Waaaaah. I can’t watch POSOC’s videos until the 9th.
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Why not?
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Two words: dial-up internet. And my dad’s procrastination about cleaning he basement so we can get high-speed. But in a week (hopefully) I’ll be at my grandparent’s house and they have high-speed.
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I know what you mean. Before my parents got wireless things took about a year to load. Well, not really, but it felt like it.
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Yeah, why not?
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SFTDP
I wonder what happens when you debunnify a non-bunny. Would it melt, or turn into a human? Or what would happen if you debunnified a bunny that wasn’t ever bunnified?
Same thing with dezombifying non-zombies.
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Hmmm. Were my pics eaten by the spam filter? Were they not in the right format? Or maybe the busy administrators haven’t found the time to post them. I’ll just play it safe by notifying them with this post and resending the pics in JPEG format.
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They weren’t eaten. I was out most of yesterday, and right now I’m at work contending with a more than usually slow internet connection. I’ll get them up as soon as I can.
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Sneak preview of IBCF’s newest production. These are screenshots of some of his favorite scenes:
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Purty! They’re colored! I like the top one!
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284- Thanks. I was going for a odd camera angle sort of thing.
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Very cool!
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Eep. I don’t want to star in this movie anymore.
Though a live action version would be cool!
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(283) The top picture reminds me of another recent movie. Hm, “Harry Potter and the Half-Bunny Prince”? (“No! This is my mission. The Pink Lord has chosen me.”)
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…These are seak previews to…part four, yes?
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OMG. Wow, IBCF, those look great….I can’t wait to see the finished movie. When do you think it’ll be done?
Is the stick figure’s head squished-looking in the last pic for any special reason, or…what?
289-Yup.
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You know, I’ve had a moment of discovery. I have a bottle of V8 juice that says “Join the fight!” on it and it is talking about breast cancer. It has the little ribbon, but it is like hot hot pink, not the usual pale pink. The meaning I have have gathered from this is highly disturbing (like everything else on this thread). The bunny pigment is a cure for cancer. Now, this may not sound too bad, right? Just use the pigment in a controlled state. But I think that it would end up like the movie “I Am Legend”, that the pigment will turn you into a bunny-ish mutanat and the HPBs will take over the world. Quite a grim asessment of the situation, but I am afraid it could be true. *Shudders a lot*
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Meh…
Okay, my favorite characters in two mangas are rabbits. (Momiji [Furuba] and Wiz [DN Angel]) Is this a problem?
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292- Are they PINK bunnies?
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293: Actually Momiji transforms into a rabbit, but he’s yellow. And Wiz isn’t really a rabbit, and he’s white.
Geez, none of them are really rabbits. Just trying to make this noticed.
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I was rather bored so I started poking around and I found this:
Nova Usagi, or ‘Nova Rabbit’, is the mascot of the latest ad campaign by Japanese eikaiwa company Nova. It’s a strange hot-pink bunny with a yellow beak for a mouth, can be found singing his own weird song in the adverts he appears in – ‘ippai kikete, ippai shabereru’ – translated – ‘you can hear a lot, you can speak a lot’.
Massively popular in Japan, and seen as incredibly cute, since his appearance the merchandising has made a few hundred million yen for Nova. Nova Usagi Chan also has his own cd, which features many remixes of his strange little song…
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His own CD?!?! What is the world coming to?
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I was looking through the old SSSS threads and I found this: 
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in August 21st, 2008 @ 14:00
I’ve been skimming the latest developments on some of your role-playing threads. Bloody-minded lot, your species, aren’t they?
At certain developmental stages, yes.
Give free rein to their imaginations, and what do you get? Mayhem! Chaos! Carnage! Utter lack of mercy toward what are clearly designated as other sentient beings. Haven’t the worlds had enough of that?
It’s all part of the process. Are things any different on your equivalent of MuseBlog?
Well… no. Not so different.
We have to have patience and trust that everything is unfolding as it should.
I suppose so. They all have so much to learn — but then, who doesn’t?
“…equivalent of MuseBlog?” So the bunnies currently maintain a blog that parallels with ours. BunnyBlog, I suppose.
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The bunny equivalent of MuseBlog wouldn’t necessarily be a blog, or even electronic.
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Psychic bunny blog? Are s borg?
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296.1- Good point.
What progress have you made on our glorious fourth feature film?
ibcf: Storyboards.
Hurry up.
ibcf: Can’t. Finals…
*eats finals*
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For some reason, I find that absoolutely hillarious.
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296.1.1- That’s a possibility. The bunnies absorbed the borg.
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Remember the picture from October Odd-yssey?
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299- Yes. *shudders*
Movie Update: The BI #4 bunnies are becoming much more funny, animated, and generally insane, as is the stickman. The chase scenes has been revved up a bit, and the red ball may return, too…
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Great! I vote “yes” for the red ball.
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COME THO THIS THREAD COME TO THIS THREAD COME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Inspired by the “Recorded Outbreaks” section of Max Brooks’ ‘The Zombie Survival Guide’, and in order to clear up some loose ends from a long-abandoned fan-fic)
HPB Case Files- Historical Encounters- Germany, 1944
Despite extensive research by historians over the past 60 years into various Nazi secret projects (H. Jones, 1936, 1938), it is surprising how little was known until recently about a failed attack plan known officially as Operation Thunderbolt. Had Thunderbolt succeeded, it is almost certain that the tide of the war would have changed dramatically.
Most of what is currently known about Operation Thunderbolt comes from a series of 1973 interviews conducted for Aviation Week magazine by the late Vance Pruett.
Pruett was able to determine that Operation Thunderbolt consisted of some sort of unconventional destructive payload that would have been aimed at London via V-2 missile. The missile was launched according to plan, but its guidance system failed, and the weapon was lost somewhere in the North Sea.
In his article, Pruett suggested several theories as to what the Thunderbolt payload could have been, including various types of chemical and biological weapons. However, in light of recent discoveries, the truth has emerged, and it is far scarier.
Under unknown circumstances, a Hot-Pink Bunny was discovered and brought to the missile base at Peenemunde. When and how the HPB came into Nazi possession is unknown, but military officials were aware of its destructive potential and planned to send it to England, in the hope of creating mass chaos.
Technicians were ordered to ready a V-2 for this purpose, with some who refused being fed to the HPB as a demonstration. Convinced that such power should never be unleashed upon innocent civillians, the engineers secretly sabotaged the missile’s guidance system. Decades before the knowledge of any forms of depigmentization, they hypodermically injected the HPB with a cocktail of various anesthetics.
Both measures proved effective, resulting in the surrender of Germany the following year, as the reader should be aware. The HPB survived the missile’s impact with the ocean, but remained entombed within it, still asleep, for over sixty years, until it was awakened by nearby munitions tests preformed by the British Navy.
Mutated by the drugs and the radiation it had experienced on its flight, it began attacking shipping in the area with greater than normal strength, in several cases biting through hulls of industrial steel. A Muse team was contacted and dealt with the problem, resulting in the monster HPB’s defeat and capture.
An analysis of the chemicals in its bloodstream has since yielded several improvements in debunnification serum, collectively known as the Peenemunde Formula.
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Thank heavens it didn’t succeed. *shudders*
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NAZI BUNNIES AAH
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The following is a technological familiarization briefing created by the Anti-Lagomorphic Logistics, Science and Technology Applied Research Group, otherwise known as ALLSTAR. Read it throughly, as it may someday save your life.
ALLSTAR Group Technology Brief- Communications- SOFAR Bomb
The unceasing battle against the hot-pink menace frequently takes our agents to exotic and dangerous locales worldwide. In these far-flung operations, rapid and reliable communication with our headquarters in Iceland in the event of an emergency is a necessity.
However, there are various circumstances where traditional electronic means of communication are impractical or dangerous, especially when enemies lagomorphic or otherwise are monitoring all frequencies. In search of a covert distress signal usable by our agents in the field, ALLSTAR turned to nature and to a proposal made by two American military scientists in the 1940s.
Since 1943, it has been known that at a certain depth in the oceans, conditions of temperature and pressure are just right to allow sound to be naturally magnified and carried far. Whales have been observed communicating over great distances by singing in this deep sound channel.
Shortly after this phenomenon was discovered, Navy scientists proposed giving small explosive devices to pilots flying missions over the ocean. In the event of an emergency, the explosive device would be dropped into the water, and would be timed to explode once it reached the deep sound channel. The shock waves would be carried in the channel and detected by hydrophones at installations onshore. By triangulating the signal, the downed pilot could be located and rescued without any electromagnetic signals that could have alerted an enemy to en’s position.
These SOFAR (SOund Fixing And Ranging) bombs were never actually employed by the American military, although a similar concept was used to detect Soviet submarines. ALLSTAR has revised and improved the design and our version is now standard issue to all agents on missions involving travel over or operations near the ocean.
Thanks to the MAURS (Muse Acoustic Underwater Rescue and Surveillance, pronounced “Mars”) system of hydrophones, wherever in the world you are, you have a guarantee that your signal will be detected wherever in the world you are.
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I know this is off-topic, but I got a score of 3400 on the bunny game. ..
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HPBs once invaded my sketchbook. THEY WERE TRYING TO STEAL SECRET WEAPONS DESIGNS ON THE FRONT PAGE! thankfully Mago Berry tore them to shreds and then we put them in a shredder. The only thing that stopped them (aside from Mago Berry) was the master chief i had on page 15. this proves that HPBs can invade 2d realms. after this I drew a bunch of Akrid ( from lost planet 2) on my sketchbook. try to steal weapons now hpbs. MWAHAHAHAHA! CAT-G for the win!!!!
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by Cat-G I mean the massive category G akrid that make Lowe’s Motor Speedway look like a little bowl. (I hope I can post the picture)
Cake it, I can’t. Just look Up Red Eye Akrid, or just look up Cat-G Akrid.
Then be afraid. Be very Afraid. (then be happy realizing their on our side)!
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any responses? ……anyone?
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………..anyone……..
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……sob……
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why is nobody posting here? *sniffle* I’m ALL ALONE WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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I love th9s thread, but I have nothing to contribute. Sorry.
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*This thread.
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Wow! There’s still one of these threads that’s open?! Yay!!
So, anyway…um…cake, I can’t think of anything. *dishes out choklit*
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There is a store near my house that has recently put up HPBs in ALL the windows. *gasp!*
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The day before the most recent time the world was supposed to end, a friend of my friend joked that he was going to stockpile for the Zombie Apocalypse “just in case”. (He could not keep a straight face as he said this.) My response was that I would be stocking up for the BUNNY Apocalypse instead.
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Bunnies taking over, or zombies taking over?
Hmmm……..
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ZOMBIE BUNNIES.
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I think I’d prefer the bunny apocalypse, actually. You can incapacitate a living bunny more easily than a zombie. Then again, I might run out of depigmentizer darts too far from the Muse Emporium for a quick replenishing, and have to rely solely on my weapons and waltz music.
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There are many theories that it’s the asymmetry of 3/4 time that kills bunnies.
6/8 time has the same number of eighth notes.
I can play pieces in 6/8 time.
And if 3/4 time is asymmetrical to them, I wonder what 7/8 would to do them… or 5/4…or generally syncopated rhythms.
Just keep ISENGAAARD on hand at all times.
DUM dum dum DUM dum DUM dum dum DUM dum DUM dum dum DUM!!!
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Would humming waltz music loudly work?
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This thread is currently popular… good times.
Looking at those screenshots, I wonder if Bunny Invasion 4 is still happening.
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317- Not likely. I did, however, capture a film of a never-before-seen bunny rave party. Should already be in the GAPAs’ collective inbox.
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Wow, I’d actually forgotten that this thread was active as recently as last year. Have any significant advancements taken place since then? (Aside from the BA:R, of course. Which reminds me, it’s been ages since I’ve been active there.)
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While reading Lewis Henry Morgan’s early ethnography “League of the Ho-dé-no-sau-nee or Iroquois” for my North American Anthropology class, I came across a section where Morgan listed dangerous mythological creatures about which the Iroquois told stories, which included:
“…fables of ferocious flying-heads, winging themselves through the air…”
Nothing more is written on this topic in the book, but could it be that the people of the Iroquois Confederacy were fighting the magenta menace long before any of our records show?
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“Bunny Apocalypse: The First Generation.”
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Combined with the speculation about premodern international superheroes on the Manifestos thread a while back, that could be an awesome RPG…
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I must say, I like Kai’s idea. (No pun intended.)
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Here is a list of a bunch of different species of hot-pink bunnies from Muse Magazine:
There is a type of hot-pink bunny that replaces cat-dog comments. It looks like this:
There are Hot pink rabbits from the FMP made by Ben M
There is a battalion of hot-pink bunnies from during the cat-dog and hot-pink bunny wars
There are some orange bunnies that are owned by Reggie
There are editor-eating bunnies owned by Adriana V
There are Blue Bunnies in the FMP
There are Bunnies from the Super Secret Union of Spy Animals
There are clockwork hot-pink bunnies in the FMP
There are some blue-bunny clockwork-bunny hybrids that are blue AND clockwork that like in the FMP
There was a hot-pink bunny that Sidney M. photographed for Volume 14 Number 3
All of these have actually appeared in muse magazine.
I happen to own some just-add-water-instant-hot-pink-bunniesâ„¢ and some grow-your-own-hot-pink-bunniesâ„¢. They are limited edition.
For people who do not know this, there is an emoticon for table-flipping. It is this: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻â”â”».
There is a hybrid between the (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻â”â”» emoticon and the hot-pink bunny. Here is a picture:
(ノ )ノ彡┻â”â”»
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This is highly educational.
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Interesting, I wasn’t aware that grow-your-own bunnies existed. From which company did you purchase them?
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I made that company.
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This is a very nice collection! How did you find them all in the magazine?
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I have a big collection of Muse magazines. Also I made up 3 of them, but one of them is based off of the fact that there are blue hot-pink bunnies in the FMP and that there are also blue mutations of hot-pink bunnies in the FMP. I bet that’s not all the hot-pink bunny variations that I haven’t had time to think of yet.
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Hey I tried sending a picture of a hot-pink bunny to gapas@gmail.com, but I immediately got a reply saying that it is not an actual thing to send stuff to. What is the actual account for it?? I REALLY want to send the picture. ):
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Ethan, our email address is “thegapas” at gmail. But maybe we should grab the other one, too, if it’s still available.
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thanks. I sent the picture. I made it with a short python script I wrote to color an image hot-pink color. Please put it on.
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I am currently coloring a picture of a bunny pink with a program that I wrote. After it’s done coloring, what email address should I send it to??
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nevermind about this i already got the email
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Please put on my HPB picture
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Your wish is our command.
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aaaaah *runs away*
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*Screams*
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Helphelpgetitawayfromme! *throws squids*
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Squidses! Nasssty wet squidses with wiggly arms. We hates them, Precious!
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thanks
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