Pie Wars, Part 4
Things are getting too quiet around here. It’s time.
Date: May 22, 2006
Categories: Random craziness
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Purple Panda
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 17:41NEUTRALS!!!!!!
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♥ shriya siolashrwa jeffica ♥
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 17:45AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! LOAD THE CANNONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
READY AIM FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, wait, what side am i on again??
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 17:46MWAHAHAHAHA!
*grabs all of the Neutrals’ old pie weapons*
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The Stalking Torch Singer of Knottingham (formerly The stalking Yeti of knoggtingham)
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 17:49OK, lets ressurect CN vs. WD. In the last battle, the neutrals won. Lets ee who wins this time….
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Jadestone
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 18:04Yay! *pies PP*
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Sweet Melpomene
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 18:06NEUTRALS!!!!!!
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Jadestone and Ishtar
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 18:11I am once again, the JADESTONE SIDE!!! Behold me and my mightey awsomenes!!! Plus my Gient Pie Polar Bear Ishtar! Together, we shall concur you all! Mwahahahaha! Plus, I have in my artilery:
1 Battle Ax of many Flavors
1 pie slingshot
1 pie oven, which works only for me and is indestructible
1 pie cannon (bet you can guess what thats for)
1 portible pie shild, can withstand 1,000,000,000 seprate pie-ings
9,984 pinapple pies
402 Key-lime pies
Several dozen other types of pieI’m sure there’s more, but I can’t remember the rest…
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Brave Sir Robbin
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 18:19mwhahaha
to heck with organization
*pies everyone in sight*
those were kumquat pies (if anyone was wondering)
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Der Wachtelschlag (Queenie's short name)
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 18:24I am sending out a volley of pies that are equipped with tracker mechanisms. Kiadorans are mostly pacifists, but we also support science.
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&Hearts;The Stalking Torch Singer of Knottingham &hearts:
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 18:24NEUTRALS!!!!!! *Pies Otzi*
EAT STRAWBERRY RHUBARB, WATERSHIPERS AND NORRISERS!!!
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Jadestone
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 18:24*sings*Sir Robin was no afraid to die in bad and nasty ways, the brave brave brave brave Sir Robin…*pies Brave Sir Robin*
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Brave Sir Robbin
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 18:27moose bites are very nasty…
*pies Jadestone back*
those were herring pies
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Skipper Nancy The Neutral
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 18:44YES!!!!!! NEUTRALS UNITE!
mwahahaha!
*reopens Pie Mine*
*gets to work mining ammunition for the neutrals*
*uses freshly dug pies to pie FantasyFan and Otzi*
*sighs with satisfaction*
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Female Beldevere (kiki_the_great)
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 18:55hmm… WICHEVER TEAM LIKES MONTY PYTHON BEST!!!
here is my weaponry…
Ni!!
Ni!!
Ni!!
Ni!!
etc.My grand acting skills
My equally grand singing skills
My Dekranian Lazer Remaeb’be Sha’rep Lazegun
Amethyst Arrows
An amazing selection of magic skills
An amazing knowledge of Harry Potter
And…My SPECIAL CHERRY GOLF BALL/KEY LIME PIES!!!
doubly dangerous……
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 19:11*pies sn* *pies js* *pies all neutrals* *pies all non pwl*
Attaaaaaaaaaaack! *sets up catapult* *and automatic pie thrower*
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kiki_the_great
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 19:15I have 9238479138460928104934631936423864 of the cherry and golf balls
And I have 68769769160498490698461980469608461984069840 of the key limes
And 45544599 of my extra quadruply awesomly kewl limited-time-only
MONTY PYTHON AWESOME BAKED PYTHON PIEZ!!
with a Z.
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Purple Panda
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 19:23neutrals are ruling the thread YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kiki_the_great
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 19:26I am a Neutral. Because I haven’t read WD and I’ve only been here two weeks.
Pies Otzi!!!that was a key lime..
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The Stalking Torch Singer of Knottingham
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 20:37New recruit! Welcome to the neutrals, Kiki!
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Skipper Nancy The Neutral
in May 22nd, 2006 @ 20:47*pies FF with Vegemite pie*
I’m so glad to have the Pie Wars back.
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Glassboro
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 05:53
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Glassboro
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 05:58
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Glassboro
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 06:00To kiki_the_great. IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT
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Ptolemy
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 06:47brave brave sir robin, brave sir robin of camolot he was not afraid to die, o brave sir robin he was not afraid to be killed in nasty ways!
o brave brave brave sir robin!
with his liv*is pied*
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A Dijinn in a Bottle, formerly known as Ptolemy
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 06:52if anyone rubs me…
well how about a war about nothing!
how do we know when to end?
Or a war about fruitcake, the hated*is pied*
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 07:19If you’re looking for something trivial to disagree about, how about which way to hang your toilet paper on the roller: with the loose paper toward the wall, or away from the wall? People have inexplicably strong opinions about that.
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kiki_the_great
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 07:5519- thnx!
23- What the-!! did you just pie me or was that sompin else?Is Em here? she better be.. well, PIE!!
SPLATTTZZZ!!
guess what that was…
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book_addict
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 09:01PIE PIE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 09:18*pies PP for saying that the neutrals pwned the thread* *automatically pies SN *
*grabs invention in one hand and frisbee pies in the other and looks around to see who else can be pied*
Ah! our dear GAPA! who honestly cares? *pies gapa*
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emogrl
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 11:25yes!!! where are the pie war lovers???
isnt there a pie-war -lover side this time?
…ok, guess not.could i be on the jadestone side this time??? jadestone?
*arms self w/ 17 cool whip pies*
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 14:00I am the pie war lovers side. see my name? pwl is just easier to type. if you want to join you can.
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Lizzie
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 14:13Just to be a wet-towel cynic, pie wars/throwing pies are a waste of perfectly good food. If you reallly have that much dessert that you don’t know what to do it with, donate it to a local shelter/food bank or something.
And I say toilet paper should hang with the loose paper away from the wall. Let the pie wars begin!
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purplefinch
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 14:43I am on the side of the hot pink bunnies!!!!!!!!!!! I shall pie everyoune on the blog (*myself included for good measure*)!!!!Except the hot pink bunnies. By the way, can the H.P.B.s blog? if so, all you bunnies out there, come to my aid before I am…….pied…..too late now…but come to my aid anyway, and we shalt conquer!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA (hot pink bunnies go tehehehehehehe)
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purplefinch
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 14:45Pies glassboro again for good measure…
MWAHAHAHAH!
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 15:03who cares? *pies lizzie*
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Purple Panda
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 15:10we just put the toilet paper on the thing…but normally I like it better if the toilet paper is loose on the other side of the wall, BUT IT DOESN’T REALLY MATTER!!!!!
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Jadestone
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 15:26I am the JADESTONE SIDE!! I SHALL CRUSH ALL OF YOU! SOON, THE WORLD SHALL HAVE A NEW QUEEN! ALL WILL LOVE ME, AND ALL SHAL DESPAIR!!!
*pies FantisyFan, Lizzie, emogrl, kiki_the_great, book_addict, A Dijinn in a Bottle, formerly known as Ptolemy, Glassboro, Skipper Nancy, The Stalking Torch Singer of Knottingham, Purple Panda, Brave Sir Robbin, ♥ shriya siolashrwa jeffica ♥, and Der Wachtelschlag* �
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Ninja for Christ
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 15:27I Pie hotpinkbunnie!!!!!! away with hpb
22- I’m with yaI stand for cold black worms ( that was as far from hbps as I could get
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 15:44*pies all, all, ALL!!*
*JS’s thrown pie triggers pie catapult*
*the pie catapult dumps a load of dung pies on JS*(thats what you get for saying you want to exterminate me.)
*erects pie shield.*
dont bother trying to get to me here. this place is impervious
*pie shield deflects all pies thrown at me*
*hums*
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Sweet Melpomene
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 15:4826- Away…
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Purple Panda
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 16:00\*******************/
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**\***************/
***\*************/
****\***********/
*****\*********/
******\*******/
*******\*****/
********\***/
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**********|the ultimate pie slingshot
I hope this comes out ok.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 16:05SM (40),
I was trying to think of something for them to fight about, but it seems nobody needs any excuses.
People are strange about toilet-paper rolls, though. I hang them the same way you do, but I’ve had houseguests take them off and turn them around. Really.
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Sweet Melpomene
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 17:0042- That’s rather rude…then againe, I change them around in hotel rooms…
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elassë~adael
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 17:12definately away. it is easier.
*pies everyone with pumpkin pie and is confuse about sides*
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The Stalking Torch Singer of Knottingham
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 17:18I have it hanging awa form the wall
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Ebeth The Stalker
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 17:39I’m usually too lazy to hang it up. I just put it on the floor and pick it up when needed.
However, SKOOL tp is a DISASTER!!! They have those stupid three-roller things that are SUPPOSED to turn when you move the big wheel, but they don’t. So you have to reach up inside the big plastic case and laborously and painfully drag it out of the top, bit by bit. It is torture.
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emogrl, cold blooded pie warrior
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 18:20#46: haha, me too!
ppl @ my skool put gum on the inside of the tp dispenser. its so gross.fine. i will be on the PWL side again! long live the pie war!!! *evile smile spreads across face* *flings all her cool whip pies*
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Skipper Nancy The Neutral
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 18:43Away from the wall is the way to go.
*sends giant nuclear pie to break through FF’s pie sheild*
*sheild shatters like glass*
*pies FF with 40 pineapple pies*
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Kali Δ.
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 19:16*dodges pie* *blocks pie with stick* *Burns pie to nothing while still in mid air* *Shapeshifts into bright red wolf and knocks down some random person who might be on the other side*
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elassë~adael
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 19:58Who is on what side?
*pies everyone as she doesn’t know what side she is on*
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kiki_the_great
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 20:04____________
********* *
* 000 *
_______________ * 00 *
* ***** *
_______________pie time!!! hope that turned out alright.
That was for whoever I’m opposing.
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Glassboro
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 20:30What about fighting about whether Hot-Pink-Bunnies are good or bad?
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Glassboro
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 20:31What type of pie was that, elassë~adael?
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 20:35arrgh! that sheild was supposed to be indestructible! ill rebuild it tho! *glares*
*pies E~A*
*heads after sn*
*pies sn* *pies sn* *pies sn with multi berry quiche*
*several times*
*sn is blob of quiche/pie filling*
*throws moms disgusting veggie and whole grain pie at sn, as a final insult*
*rebuilds pie shield*
*while rebuilding, pies all neutrals*
*erects pie shield impervious to all substances known to muserkind* *adds traps so that in the rare event that it is penetrated a ton of pies will fall upon the instigator*
*pies all non pwls*
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Jadestone
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 21:1530- Of course! All are welcome to join me in my quest for ultimate supremecy! And in return, you will get a seat of power under my reign! Plus, you’re very own pie cannon!
________________________
|…………..CANNON……………\
|…………………………………….\
|[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}
|……………………………………./
|___/____\________________/
…../……….\
…/_______\If you join my side, that is.
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♥ shriya siolashrwa jeffica ♥
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 21:2037- exCUse me?? when did i ever say i wanted to be on YOUR side??? HMMM??
well i guess ill be on it anyways…. *shuffles off to indestructable oven that i rigged to work for me, too*
im the designated pie-baker
here are my fabulous pies:
rhubarb
concrete
banana cream
pumpkin
lemon meringue
key lime
blueberry
strawberry
apple
blackberry
raspberry
cheese
egg
quiche
broccoli
mixed vegeatble
artichoke
peach
banana and cinnamon
cotton
maple
nerds [candy]
sugar
pickle
olive
carrot
tomato
onion
pineapple
kiwi
whipped cream (cooler than cool whip, duh. and we ALL know we REALLY care about being COOL.)
paper
paper clipno meat pie, im vegetarian.
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♥ shriya siolashrwa jeffica ♥
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 21:22OH sry read wrong im NOT on your side.
well then.
im on the hot pink bunny lovers side. I LUFF DOSE HOT PINK BUNNEEES!!!!!!!!!!
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♥ shriya siolashrwa jeffica ♥
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 21:23OH WAIT im not on her side.
IIII GET IT.
wait what side am i on then?????????
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Jadestone
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 21:25*reads 47* Fine, but you asked for it. Prepare to be pied!
Plus, my cannon has an anti-theft sheild and works only for who I program it to. Tee hee.
*aims cannon and wonders who to shoot first.
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Jadestone
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 21:3458- Whichever side you want. You get a cool free cannon if you join up with me though. *hintyhintyhinty to all*
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Brave Sir Robbin
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 22:29*pies everyone with chicken pot pies*
thought I’d go for savory instead of sweet this time
60- oooooh I want a cannon!!! sign me up!!
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Skwerl Ovrlord
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 22:56*Looks around blankly*
*sees pie tin*
OOOOH! Shinee!
*Gets pied by sumbuddy*
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Skwerl Ovrlord
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 23:21I’m joinin’ the psyco side! Now which one is that?
Cannons are shiny. *drools* And they explode. I like explosions. They go a splode.
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The Skipper Nancy
in May 23rd, 2006 @ 23:32*digs way out of blob of quiche*
*plots against FF*
*shuts self in pie mine to work on plans*
mwahahahahahahahaha…
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purplefinch
in May 24th, 2006 @ 05:16I will now offer a bribe, just because everyone else is! I will give you command of special pink dragons who can cummunicate telepahticlly, if you join the H.P.B.s
The hot pink bunnies are good!!!!!!!!!!(of course)
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Der Wachtelschlag (Queen J)
in May 24th, 2006 @ 07:43Oh, Zarquon. Get me a handkerchief. And get me to the head baker.
*whisper whisper whisper*
“Remember, it’s absolutely confidential. Don’t tell anyone!”
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 24th, 2006 @ 09:20i have a cannon to you know… as amatter of fact i had a cannon before you did. *fires cannon at js* *SPLAT* it got her all right.
oh? sn is plotting against me? listen i havnt taken out my top secret invention yeet because it would spoil the fun, but if i have to…
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 24th, 2006 @ 09:25wait! sn will be trying to dig up from underneath! with the pie mine as HQ!
*installs impervious floor*
*pies pie mine w/ pies*
*pie mine collapses under the weight of mango pies , trapping sn*
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Lizzie
in May 24th, 2006 @ 11:43*pies all cannons with regular old run-of-the-mill apple pies. The pies make the fuse all wet so the fuse will no longer explode. The pies also make the cannons hopelessly confused since they’re not used to having normal pies inside of them, and they go off crying for a psychologist.*
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 24th, 2006 @ 12:24whaddya mean normal pies? yur a muser none of yur pies are normal. i use the same pies you use. *pies everyone*
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Glassboro
in May 24th, 2006 @ 12:38
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Glassboro
in May 24th, 2006 @ 12:41Heavy artillery!!!
*pies all hpbs and hpb lovers (again) with the “Pie-War Wolf*
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Glassboro
in May 24th, 2006 @ 12:46I don’t have anything against hot pink, but the hot pink bunnies eat all of the amusing cat and dog comments.
*pies same people with Pie-War Wolf again*
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Commodore Sweet Melpomene
in May 24th, 2006 @ 15:00*rubs bottle*
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Jadestone
in May 24th, 2006 @ 15:33Brave Sir Robbin, you are accepted! And btw, I have now installed a pie sheild on them, but it onlyworks while you are shooting it. That way, people cant mess you up while you aim. Tee hee. Her’s your cannon, then.
*sends cannon to Brave Sir Robin*
________________________
|…………..CANNON……………\
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|[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}
|……………………………………./
|___/____\________________/
…../……….\
…/_______\
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kiki_the_great
in May 24th, 2006 @ 17:17NOOOOOO!! my pie didnt turn out!!
very well then.
HERE YOU ARE YOU BLOODY JADESTONE K’NIGITS!!
PIEZ PIEZ PIEZ!!
a monty python montage…
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Jadestone
in May 24th, 2006 @ 17:43*shoots Kiki_the_not-so-great-after-all with pie cannon*
________________________
|…………..CANNON……………\
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|[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}-[}-[}-[}-[}-[}-[}-[}-[}
|……………………………………./
|___/____\________________/
…../……….\
…/_______\It’s Key-lime, by the way.
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emogrl
in May 24th, 2006 @ 17:58…and now for a regional specialty from around here!!! *pies all you ppls w/ cherry pie a la mode*
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Ninja for Christ
in May 24th, 2006 @ 18:26I pie all hpb lover with a hot pink bunny pot pie
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Brave Sir Robbin
in May 24th, 2006 @ 18:35________________________
|…………..CANNON……………\
|…………………………………….\
|[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}
|……………………………………./
|___/____\________________/
…../……….\
…/_______\mwahahahaha *shoots pies with cannon*
those were…ummmm…ummmmm… cupcake pies! yeah, cupcake pies.
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 24th, 2006 @ 18:51*pies all neutrals* *pies all non piewar lovers* *pies everyone else* *pies js 1 last time*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 24th, 2006 @ 19:43The Neutrals are back WITH A VENGEANCE!
*gets over intercom*
WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE STATE THEIR SIDES SO I KNOW WHOM TO BEQUEATH WEAPONS UPON? THANK YOU.
*gets off intercom*
Neutral Veterans dear, please pay attention to this little list that I have made of all pie weapons. I have included post numbers by thread if you need to refresh your memories. Thanks!The Sword of Endless Cream Filling
The Belt of Ginger-and-Nutmeg-Flavored Crusts
Crumbly
Kokopelli Classic-Perpetual Pie Machine Hybrid
The Holy Pie Grenade
The Twenty-Ton Tank of Tart Flavoredness
Crumbly 2.0
Neutral Knockout
Arrows of Limitless Lingdonberry
Shields of Perfect Pie Protection
Spear of Encrusted Dessert Pastries
Automatic Pie Oven
Scimitar of Super Sweetness
Multiple Pies of Doom
Whip of Creme
Pike of Kingdom Pienamalia
Crumbly 3.0
Dagger of Death by Dessert
Battering Ram of Boysenberry
Pistol of {insert flavor here} PiePIE WAR THREAD ONE:
201, 210, 212, 221, 232, 248, 253, 264PIE WAR THREAD TWO:
57, 75, 82, 112, 129PIE WAR THREAD THREE:
49I have left out two weapons intentionally, because they belong to Jadestone.
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kiki_the_great
in May 24th, 2006 @ 19:4577- HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PWETTYFUL NAME!!
NYAH NYAH!!!! cannon
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kiki_the_great
in May 24th, 2006 @ 19:47wait, that didnt turn out.
________________________
|…………..CANNON……………\
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|[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}
|……………………………………./
|___/____\________________/
…../……….\
…/_______\MWAHAHAHAAahahaha….
HPB PIES!!!
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elassë~adael
in May 24th, 2006 @ 19:53I’m joining the side of…… I don’t know!
*pies everyone with pumpkin pie*
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Darth Yoda who feels like being Canadian today. Eh?
in May 24th, 2006 @ 19:55________________________
|…………..CANNON……………\
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|[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}
|……………………………………./
|___/____\________________/
…../……….\
…/_______\
I stole the Cannon! HAHAHAHA! Spalt! Spalt! Spalt!
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Darth Yoda who feels like being Canadian today. Eh?
in May 24th, 2006 @ 19:56[P.S. please place a hpb on the end of the cannon.]
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kiki_the_great
in May 24th, 2006 @ 20:01() ()
( o o )
( =+=+=)==== [} [} [} [} [}
|_|_|Dangerous bunny with pie gun……
Sheeeeeeeez, hope this turns out…
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kiki_the_great
in May 24th, 2006 @ 20:24THANK U GAPA!! it turned out!!
piez every opponent in sight
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Jadestone and Ishtar
in May 24th, 2006 @ 21:04HEY!!! DARTH YODA, YOU CAN’T STEAL IT!! I PUT AN ANTI-THEFT SHEID ON IT! (see comment 59)THE ONLY OTHER PERSON WHO CAN USE ONE IS BRAVE SIR ROBIN! Because Brave Sir Robin is on my side. However, if others join me I wll grant them one too.
82- Why thank you Gwendolyn. And if anyone is wondering, they were the Battle Ax of Many Flavors, and the Pie Slingshoot. And I thank her very much for them.
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Jadestone and Ishtar
in May 24th, 2006 @ 21:06YOU TOO KIKI_THE_HORRID!! NO THEIFT! IT HAS AN ANTI-THEFT SHEILD! SEE COMMENT 59!! So there.
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Darth Yoda who feels like being Canadian today. Eh?
in May 24th, 2006 @ 21:23I stole the anti-thieft shield too.
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Brave Sir Robbin
in May 24th, 2006 @ 23:3892- I stole it back. so there.
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purplefinch
in May 25th, 2006 @ 04:54I steal everybody’s weapons, because I can become invisible!!!!!!!
Pie to glassboro!
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Horsey Sarah
in May 25th, 2006 @ 05:49Haha pie in your face! Pie in my face! Pie in…?
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 25th, 2006 @ 09:25#94 i dont think you can steal my weapons, as they are all under my great pie shield. oh and 82, gwendolyn, theres also MY weopon, the one i stole. (after that they started installing anti theif mechanisms) i dont know what it is and you dont either, but whatever it is it sure pwns! i think it might be the Staff of Supreme Sugar (but also does many other flavors) i think….
* grabs invention and begins to thoroly pie the neutrals* pie pie pie
*pies*
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AJAR
in May 25th, 2006 @ 13:04I only have one thing to say- :aaah:
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AJAR
in May 25th, 2006 @ 13:05d’oh
that should of worked
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Darth Yoda who feels like being Canadian today. Eh?
in May 25th, 2006 @ 14:56*hides*
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Jadestone and Ishtar
in May 25th, 2006 @ 15:32Yes. No theft. And no steling of anti-theft sheild. It shoud go without saying that you can’t steal it.
*piepiepiepiepie to all except Brave Sir Robbin*
*double pies to Darth Yoda and Kiki_the_Ungreat*
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amethyst
in May 25th, 2006 @ 15:49GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! My name is too susceptible to teasing!!!! hmm..
Me
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/ \those are extra large pomegranite seeds inside the piez…
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Jadestone
in May 25th, 2006 @ 16:01Only me and Brave Sir Robin can enter. See the windows? We throw pies out them. And its very hard to get them inside. So ha. Plus I put my pie oven inside so we never run out.
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Skwerl Ovrlord
in May 25th, 2006 @ 16:09Which side should I join? Or maybe I’ll be the evil baddie who pies ev’rybuddy.
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Purple Panda
in May 25th, 2006 @ 16:42::::::::::::::::::::::
*pies everyone who isn’t a neutral*yay!!
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Darth Yoda who feels like being Canadian today. Eh?
in May 25th, 2006 @ 17:31I have a great idea for Jadestone’s fortress. But she must let me in.
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 25th, 2006 @ 17:39*pies dy because no one is allowed to even offer help to js*
*pies js and ishtar* *pies pp* *pies all neutrals* *pies all neutrals again* *pies all non pwls* *pies every one else* *is safe under pie shield*
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Darth Yoda who feels like being Canadian today. Eh?
in May 25th, 2006 @ 17:44Hey! I just asked! Magically turns pie shield into pie. SPLAT!
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emogrl is once again ANARCHY PIE
in May 25th, 2006 @ 17:57WHERE ARE ALL THE PIE WAR LOVERS??? I JUST FOUND MY PIE-A-PULT!
*starts to hurl organic grain pasta/pesto/gardenburger pies (leftovers), hoping that some pie-war-lovers will find her*
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kiki_the_great
in May 25th, 2006 @ 18:25PIE FORTRESS!!!!
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______________________U CAN NEVER BRAKE THRU!!!
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kiki_the_great
in May 25th, 2006 @ 18:28poooooo. They NEVER turn out.
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weiryt loweirylvhwieru rietywltis a WORLD JUMBLE!!
NOW YOU CAN NEVER BRAKE THROUGH!!
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Glassboro
in May 25th, 2006 @ 18:36*pies everyone who does not hate hpbs, everyone who has pied me, and everyone who does not wish to join me with Pie-War Wolf*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 25th, 2006 @ 18:4296- I never created such a thing.
*unlocks door to old laboratory in pie mines*
*walks in*
*dusts off oven and welder’s kit*
*recovers slightly faded blue prints*
*gets to work*
I’m baackk!!! It’s invention time!
-I present deere olde Skipper with the Numchucks of Nicely-Baked Vegetable Pies! Pie ninjas helped me to perfect this wartime marvel. Its chains are made of thousands of reinforced titanium-steel sensors. When the chains touch human body oils, they emitt huge amounts of vegetable-pie filling, much more than one would expect. A lone sensor can release up to 15 kilograms of filling with twenty seconds. Have fun with this one!
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Glassboro
in May 25th, 2006 @ 18:43gets super-small pie nuclear missile programs to go through window and into js’s fortress. js’s fortress blows up. *salvages the pie oven, and all the pieces of the fortress.**builds Glassboro’s Fortress.*
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Brave Sir Robbin
in May 25th, 2006 @ 19:33*pies people*
*pies not-people (such as aliens)*
*pies all others not included in those categories*
those were brussel sprout pies. HA you all suffer!
oh and JS was somehow missed by my brilliantly aimed pies (hey I got a canon and part of a fortress, I’m not going to pie who I got it from)
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 25th, 2006 @ 19:43im a pie war lover ttoo! *pies all neutrals* *drags out sack slightly s
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 25th, 2006 @ 19:45what on earth happened?! so. cont’d
squished pies* *throws them at gotes* *pies all neutrals*
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A Dijinn
in May 25th, 2006 @ 20:2674- I give you 3 wishes. Okay… hello…well than I give anybody 3 wishes.
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Brave Sir Robbin
in May 25th, 2006 @ 20:27*throws more pies*
those are percentage pies. you know, the ones you learn to do percentages with in math________________________
|…………..CANNON……………\
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…/_______\splatt!!
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A Dijinn
in May 25th, 2006 @ 20:39seriously. 3 wishes. GAPA, u to. anybody.
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 25th, 2006 @ 20:58Dijinn, I claim your three wishes for my own!
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The Skipper Nancy
in May 26th, 2006 @ 01:33112- Thankee Gwendolyn!
*tries out numchucks on FF*
*FF is buried under piles of vegetable filling*
mhaahahahahahahahaa….*rebuilds collapsed section of Pie MIne*
grrr..
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A Dijinn
in May 26th, 2006 @ 06:03120-Oh Great Gwen, what do u wish?
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emogrl
in May 26th, 2006 @ 07:45|____________________|
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|___PWLs PWN________|
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|____________________|…& we will pwn you all! as of now, only FF and i can enter.
where are all the pwls???
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kiki_the_great
in May 26th, 2006 @ 08:02▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
|——Kiki’s Fortress———-——–—|======= [} [} [}
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triple the PIE GUNS!!!!
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 26th, 2006 @ 09:29*digs way out of pie filling*
*pies sn and the neutrals*
*pulls out pie ship and soars off among the stars, periodically dropping pies*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 26th, 2006 @ 11:21Hmm… *snaps fingers* GOT IT!
Number One) I wish that I had a bigger and better laboratory.
Number Two) I wish that the pie mine was more extensive.
Number Three) I wish for seven more wishes!
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 26th, 2006 @ 11:34#123 i think were the only pwls. there used to be more but they deserted *sniff* next time i see them ill make them pay!
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 26th, 2006 @ 11:46The spear is getting a little worn out. I’ll have to repair it. But, in the meantime, I’m pampering myself with A NEW WEAPON!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-For little old me, I present the the Staff of Artificially and Naturally Sweet Victory! This totally pwnful weapon is really just a long staff made of crust laced with kevlar with a couple of hollowed out pies tied to the top. BUT in those pies, there are about forty little grains of dried up flavoring (per pie) and each of these grains have EVEN SMALLER sugar grains! These ever-tinier grains act as signals to medium-sized zeppelins that I have placed high in the troposphere. When the signals are activated, the zeppelins drop thirty-five pies that are each 65 feet in diameter within a the fifty-foot radius from where the signals were activated. The pies crush everything they hit. It’s so brilliant Briliant BRILLIANT!Note to Self: Signals are activated by tapping staff three times on ground.
*Tests staff*
*Forts of all PWLs are flattened.*
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2006 @ 15:46Sorry, Glassboro. The one you hit with the missle was a hologram. The real fortress is indestructible. Annnnnnd I still have the cannon and pie ovens. The ones in the hologram were fake. But I do apreaciate the fact that you let me escape, so I bequest upon yu a real pie oven. You can join my side if you wish.
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|__________________________|I hope that worked…
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2006 @ 15:47Close enough.
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2006 @ 15:53105- What is your idea? If it will harm me or my fortress, you shall not enter. If it is not going to harm me, we can discuss it in my confrence hall.
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|♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦│▓│▓│ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦|I wonder if that worked…
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2006 @ 15:54Here we go.
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2006 @ 16:11Lemme see if I can make anything else…
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Glassboro
in May 26th, 2006 @ 16:43I accept your offer, JS, as long as you hate hpbs. You shall have access to the Pie-War Wolf if I do join you. This extends to Brave Sir Robbin. And shouldn’t it be Brave Sir Robin ?
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Glassboro
in May 26th, 2006 @ 16:48I’m too lazy too make the Pie-War Wolf , but if someone wanted to try they would be welcome to. *pies all hpbs and hpb lovers (yet again) with the “Pie-War Wolf*. And do I get a pie cannon if I join up with Jadestone and Robbin?
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Glassboro
in May 26th, 2006 @ 16:51Let me fix “Pie-War Wolf to Pie-War Wolf . Thanks!
*pies all hpbs and hpb lovers (yet again) with the Pie-War Wolf *
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2006 @ 17:42134- Okay, I am not a big HPB fan myself. So now there are 3 of us on my side..*miniacle laughter* We shall conquer! And now, time to reward my lolay compainions with gifts!
For Brave Sir Robin, I give the Seeptor of Scrumtious Strawberry! With it, you can coat your opponents with stickey strawberry filling, and cover them with ose tiny seeds that allways get stuck bewteen teeth and never come out. The bright red strawbery-shaped gem at the top also serves as a light that only will glow for you, and no one else can see, for when times are dark. Use it wisely.
And for Glassboro, I give the Soard of Perfect Sweetness! When you use this in battle, it will coat your enemys with raw, crystalized sugar! Then, it will harden and they will be imobalized, so you may pie them at your wish.
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Glassboro :D
in May 26th, 2006 @ 17:43Just trying a new name!
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Glassboro:D
in May 26th, 2006 @ 17:43does this work?
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Glassboro
in May 26th, 2006 @ 17:44zap 134-136.
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Glassboro
in May 26th, 2006 @ 17:49never mind. zap 137.
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Glassboro
in May 26th, 2006 @ 17:51check that. please zap this blog and the 2 that come before it, as long as they are not about pie wars and they are mine.
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emogrl, PWL who PWNS
in May 26th, 2006 @ 19:30*orders pwls army of
little green army guys(we hired them b/c we have practically no followers…mrahr to all u deserters) to rebuild the fortress, & increase the strength of its walls 7x*|________________________|
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|_____PWLs PWN__________|
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|________________________|& fyi, i am now armed w/ 122 spinich quiches, so dont say i didnt warn ya if you happen to get quiched .
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 26th, 2006 @ 19:38WHAT???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JADESTONE, I AM GOING TO PIE YOU INTO OBLIVION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Staff of Artificially and Naturally Sweet Vicotry brings huge pies crashing on to Jadestone, Brave Sir Robin, Glassboro, and obliterates their weapons in to tiny shards of LOW-QUALITY pie technology*
NO ONE IS GOING TO INVENT STUFF BUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF I EVER SEE YOU STOMPING IN ON MY TERRITORIAL TRADE AGAIN, I WILL- *is censored by some very shocked Neutral friends*
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A Dijinn
in May 26th, 2006 @ 19:51126-Number One) I wish that I had a bigger and better laboratory.
Poof! *lab is better*
Number Two) I wish that the pie mine was more extensive.
Poof! *mine is better*
Number Three) I wish for seven more wishes!
Poof! *lab & mine return to normal*
sorry, but according to the Bagdad Rules, a 4th wish (or 4,5,6 and 7th wish) makes all wishes null and void.
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A Dijinn
in May 26th, 2006 @ 19:57JS, I join the JAde*sees bottle*
Random person: I bet u couldn’t fit in that bottle
me: ha *goes into bottle* *bottle is capped* Noooooooooooooooooo
somebody please release me!
3 wishes, anybody!
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Skwerl Ovrlord
in May 26th, 2006 @ 20:36I think I’ll be freelance and not join a side.
*Giant speakers pop up*
*Blasts numa numa in background for good measure*
*Does numa numa dance*
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Siesta Con Queso
in May 26th, 2006 @ 21:15Yayness! Me first post! I’m going to wait to start a group until I have my bearings…but for now…TIRAMISUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
*Pies self with tiramisu*
*Becomes hyperactive*
*Races around and pies Brave Sir Robin, Jadestone, and anyone else within the surrounding mile with shoofly pie*By the way, shoofly pie is like a brown sugar pie.
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Glassboro
in May 26th, 2006 @ 21:18*digs out of pie**rebuilds all stuff of Glassboro, Jadestone, and Sir Robbin**sets up continual barrage on Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas with all artillery loaded with everything pies**repeats last action for good measure**uses Soard of Perfect Sweetness on pie, pie hardens**Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas is trapped, never to escape (I hope)**digs Jadestone out**digs Robbin out*
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Glassboro
in May 26th, 2006 @ 21:30137-Do I get some form of light?
:grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted::grin::twisted:
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Glassboro
in May 26th, 2006 @ 21:33i have arrived at the conclusion that you can’t put smileys in your name.
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Glassboro
in May 26th, 2006 @ 21:34151-i meant that comment and the one before it.
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2006 @ 21:54I claim the wishes!
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2006 @ 21:56Unless somebody else got them first.
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2006 @ 22:00144- *inventyinventyinventyinventyinventy*
But okay, I’ll stop. I didn’t mean to tramle on your trade. But I do want the best for my team. However, I wll no longer create weapons as such. I will continue on with my cannon/oven/fortress making though. Please don’t tread on me. I really didn’t know you’d be so opposed, in the other pie wars people were inventing things left and right.
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2006 @ 22:14Yay! I got the wishes! I I know about the Bagdad Rules. So I won’t mess up. I don’t think I’ll wish for the standered (health,wealth, and happiness). I think I’ll go for somthing a bit more useful…hmmm. Untill I think of them, I grant you leave of your bottle untill I think of my ishes.
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2006 @ 22:14I mean wishes
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Jadestone
in May 26th, 2006 @ 22:16149- Thank you for digging me out. That was getting a bit uncomfortable.
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A Dijinn
in May 27th, 2006 @ 06:14156-*POP* Ahhhhhhhh, thank u JAdestone.
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Siesta Con Queso
in May 27th, 2006 @ 08:41Ah, I see that my tiramisu attack has not fazed (or fezed) anyone. I must start researching this “Pie war” to discover the common fac–SPLURFL!!
*Banana cream pie comes out of nowhere and hits Siesta Con Queso*
Oh well, I guess I deserve that.
*Starts building A BUILDING! DUN DUN DUN!*
SPLURFL!! I guess I deserve that one, too.
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Glassboro
in May 27th, 2006 @ 09:11156- wish to be allowed to make anything that you want, wish for something else, and wish for as many more wishes as you could possibly want.
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kiki_the_great
in May 27th, 2006 @ 09:57[z} [z} [z} [z} [z}
sllllllllllleeeeeeepy pies…..
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 27th, 2006 @ 16:57I’m sorry Jadestone. I’m totally paranoid about people copying me. How ’bout we strike a bargain?; if you keep your side away from all things associated with Neutrals, you can keep inventing. I think it was mainly Neutrals who were inventing stuff. Everyone else was just making standard stuff like cannons and nuclear pies. I got mad at you because you were actually giving cute, catchy, and slightly annoying names to your stuff, like me. So, do we have a deal?
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Skwerl Ovrlord
in May 27th, 2006 @ 17:01*throws medication in a lake*
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! YER ALL GONNA DIE!
*bounces up and down*
Wheeeeee!
*gets pied*
Yummy! Whipped cream! I like suuuugaaar… It makes me hyyyyper…
*pies everyone with… with…
UBER EVIL UNIDENTIFIABLE INGREDIENT PIES OF DOOM!I’m done now. Wait, no I’m not.
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Skwerl Ovrlord
in May 27th, 2006 @ 17:02Does anyone mind I’m temporarily insane? If you are, I’m sorry for the inconvienience.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…?
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Skwerl Ovrlord
in May 27th, 2006 @ 17:36I have decided to create a side (I hope that’s legal.) I shall call it…
Institution Escapees! As of now, I am the only one on it.
*flees from timely persons in white coats*Insanity is fuuuuun…
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emogrl, PWL who PWNS
in May 27th, 2006 @ 18:38#147: ooh, me luff that song!
#148: me luvvs tiramisu flavoured gelato
ok, so im out of quiches now, but i do hav a new weapon of warfare
the Fridge Full of Frozen pies
mostly ice cream/sherbet/gelato pies. & they are frozen very hard, so id stay outta the way of the PWLs if i were any of you...
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Quintessentia
in May 27th, 2006 @ 20:13These pies are made of titanium-laced cherries, sugar on steroids, and “Mom Strength” enriched flour. With tasteful swirly designs made of orange peels garnishing the tops. Oh, and all of them are coated in wasabi (Japanese for “nuclear horseradish”).
=== /â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘\
=== .\â–“â–“â–“â–“â–“/=== /â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘\
=== .\â–“â–“â–“â–“â–“/=== /â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘\
=== .\â–“â–“â–“â–“â–“/=== /â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘\
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=== .\â–“â–“â–“â–“â–“/Hahaha, I am safe in my invisible fortress. [________]
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Glassboro
in May 27th, 2006 @ 20:58Why con’t we see you in your invisible fortress?
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Glassboro
in May 27th, 2006 @ 21:09can’t, sorry
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Jadestone
in May 27th, 2006 @ 21:27163- Sorry, but I can’t make that promise. Some of the nutrals need to be pied. I’d rather stick to cannons and such than miss a chance to pie a few of you. I will stop inventing stuff with catchey names though.
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Jadestone
in May 27th, 2006 @ 21:30161- I i wish for more wishes, then the others get cancled out. It’s the Bagdad Rules. But I have thought of one
*Ahem* I wish that no one else could be able to steel my weapons or stuff!
Haha.
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A Dijinn
in May 28th, 2006 @ 06:12172-*concentrates*
HA Js u now have unstealable weapons, because if someone steals it, I seee how they like it *dramatic pause* in the bottle
and here, u can have this, the perpetual pie machien!
powered by nothing, pies just pop out of it!
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kiki_the_great
in May 28th, 2006 @ 09:40Numa Numa.
HAHAHAhahahmwaHAhahahAHaha………..
Romanian pop songs make you go all crazy….
Alo, alo….
Aqua does that too.
PIEPIEPIEPIEPIEPIE!!!
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kricket
in May 28th, 2006 @ 09:45Insaneness rocks! wooppee!!!
To the GALACTIC PIE BOMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE MY MINIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pauses* do i have minions?… oh vell… *hires galactic pie troopers*
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brave Sir Robin
in May 28th, 2006 @ 12:33I changed my name to the correct spelling. oops
Jadestone, can we change the name of the JS side to “the super cool people side” or something? cause most of the people on that side aren’t called Jadestone
*pies all the people who pied me*
*pies everyone else who’s not on my side*
peach mango pies. they are so orange that your eyes are hurt by the orangeness!~
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Skipper Nancy the Neutal
in May 28th, 2006 @ 13:23(165) No one mind if you are temporarliy insane. We’ve all been temporarily insane since the day we came to this blog. Some of us all our lives. As the muser saying goes “Sanity is overrated”
*finishes works on tunnels*
My tunnels are reinforced with pietanium, the completely indestructable metal that I found in the Pie Mine. It also blocks all types of radar or anything that can locate the tunnels, so you never know where I may pop up! mwahhahahahahaha.
Oh, and I have finfshed building locks onto all entrances of the Pie Mine. They are blocked by a five foot thick pietanium door. It has a retina scanner, fingerprint scanner, DNA tester, 50 character password, multiple choice quiz, mandatory poetry recitation module and random knowledge unit that the entree must pass before entering. It will only allow people who are identified as Neutrals in it’s data base to pass. Oh, and it’s guarded by Yeti-Horses.
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kricket
in May 28th, 2006 @ 13:30I haven’t joined a side yet… hmmm… i shall be a pie assassin! hire me peoples!
TO THE GALACTIC PIE BOMBERS!!!!!! COME MY MINIONS!!!!
*pies everyone who was thinking about pieing me*About Pie Assassin (Me)
– Can be hired by anyone to sneak into someone’s fortress and pie them
– Can send galactic troopers armed with pies to attack a fortress
– Cannot be used excessively (only 3 jobs at once)
– Cannot be used as a tool
– Must be treated with curtesy
– Will make exceptions to rules if rewarded with new weapons, etc.
– Will take on apprentices
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Glassboro
in May 28th, 2006 @ 15:28*offers my protection if pie assassin joins me**pies Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas with Pie-War Wolf *
:lol::grin::twisted:
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Glassboro
in May 28th, 2006 @ 15:32*builds two more Pie-War Wolfs ** presents to JS and Robin**builds new fortress*
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Jadestone
in May 28th, 2006 @ 16:24173- Why thank you A Dijinn! Oh, and I have also thought of another wish.
*clears throat*
I wish that all my(and the people on my sides) forts were compleatly and totally indestructabel!!!
Bum bum bum….
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Jadestone
in May 28th, 2006 @ 16:26Your comment is awaiting moderation.
180- Why thank you. *evil grin* ATTACK!!! *uses Pie-War Wolf to cover FF compleatly in rotten horseraddish pies*
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kiki_the_great
in May 28th, 2006 @ 18:15I have a Pie-War CHEETAH!!!!!!!
PIE PIEP PIEPIEPIEPEIPEI PEI PEIPEI PEIPEIPEIP PEIPEIEPIIE!!!!!!! Â
ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ!!!!!!hahahahHHAHAHHAhamwaaaahahHAhaHAHA…….
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Bird
in May 28th, 2006 @ 18:31hmmm… my 5ht grade teacher had this destroyed walkman and he took off the part that opens it and kept it around the classroom for a few days and called it a pie thrower. all we need it a ton of those. i am not choosing a side yet because i just started blogging about … yesterday…
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Jadestone
in May 28th, 2006 @ 18:57Join my side! It’s going to win. Plus you get a free cannon! Come on, you know you want it.
Hey Dijinn, are you on a side yet?
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Commodore SM
in May 28th, 2006 @ 19:37117- Ok, I don’t know what to wish for, though…
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kiki_the_great
in May 28th, 2006 @ 20:15∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆
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|_________________with specical alt key protection units and double pie guns!!
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kiki_the_great
in May 28th, 2006 @ 21:51Here is my quaddy-rupple deluxe alt pie. For neutral use only.
[≥˚¨®ç¨§´Ω∆¥§∞√´∆√§´˚¶¨®§}Man, with the name “neutrals” I feel like Switzerland. How about…
1 Middlers
2 Awesome Ones (AO)
3 GAPN (Great And Powerful Neutrals)
4 Reigning Musers
5 The Oppositiontell me with one you like best.
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emogrl, PWL who PWNs
in May 28th, 2006 @ 23:38*cherry cobblers Brave Sir Robin*
*offers kricket protection plus a free pizza if she joins the PWLs*
*cherry cobblers all ppls that arent on her side*
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Anata~ChinTsu
in May 29th, 2006 @ 01:49*pies everybody*
MWAHAHAHA! I shall get you all angry at me!
That helped release alot of stress.
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 29th, 2006 @ 08:46Okay. I vote on The Opposition.
Neutrals, to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *several people with pie weapons and pie animals come scattering to me*
*ushers everyone inside Neutral Pie Mine/ Fortress*
Okay, the PWL are obviously pwning. We need to take action if we are to uphold the glorious name of the Neutrals. I have an idea:
-Kricket/Pie War Assasssin, would you please join us? We already have some really nice rooms set aside for you in the living area of the mines/fortress. Plus, I will give you TWO *holds up two fingers* of my fabled pie war weapons if you join us, as is the quota for all Neutral-hired Pie War assassins. And I’m sure Copper Bigfoot would be happy to give you a Yeti horse and your own unique pie war animal. Plus, we’ll treat you to each of our three gourmet meals at the fortress everyday, with no extra charge! What do you think of THAT? It’s a much better offer than Jadestone and her crew could give you!
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Quintessentia
in May 29th, 2006 @ 09:00My invisible fortress has a laser-powered force field that starts at the edge of the outer walls and extends into the fortress to render anything inside it invisible to outsiders who do not match the specialized code needed to enter it. Namely, this code is composed of my DNA, fingerprints, five lines from a poem I once wrote, two passwords, and a plain ol’ security camera.
Beware, y’all. I’m hiring Bartimaeus.
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Frustrating computer…anyway, this is him.……..*****
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::DandelionsAreWildflowers::
in May 29th, 2006 @ 09:58I should join but which side should I go on…..
hmmmmmm
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Glassboro
in May 29th, 2006 @ 10:37*uses Pie-War Wolf to pie all neutrals/middlers/awesome ones (ao)/gapn (great and powerful neutrals)/reigning neutrals/the opposition*
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Ptolemy (formerly Glassboro)
in May 29th, 2006 @ 10:46*summons Bartimaeus**requests Bartimaeus to attack all neutrals/middlers/awesome ones (ao)/gapn (great and powerful neutrals)/reigning neutrals/the opposition**Bartimaeus agrees**offers protection of Bartimaeus to Kricket/Pie War Assassin**Bartimaeus destroys all neutras weapons and animals besides humans**spares one neutral*
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emogrl, PWL who PWNs
in May 29th, 2006 @ 10:46memorial day special today!
*pies all neutrals w/ potato salad pie*
eewww…
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Glassboro (formerly Ptolemy) (formerly Glassboro)
in May 29th, 2006 @ 10:48:lol::grin::twisted:
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Ptolemy (formerly Glassboro)
in May 29th, 2006 @ 10:52*summons nouda**destroys all neutrals/middlers/awesome ones (ao)/gapn (great and powerful neutrals)/reigning neutrals/the opposition animals except humans and weapons**destroys all neutrals/middlers/awesome ones (ao)/gapn (great and powerful neutrals)/reigning neutrals/the opposition but one* :lol::grin::twisted:
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Ptolemy (formerly Glassboro)
in May 29th, 2006 @ 10:53please delete 194 and 195, as they are no more use to me.
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Ptolemy (formerly Glassboro)
in May 29th, 2006 @ 10:54*offers Nouda’s protection to Kricket/Pie War Assassin*
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the pink stalking pengin of penzance
in May 29th, 2006 @ 10:57my fancy fort
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llllllllllllllllllllllllllolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllollllllllllllllllllllll(concrete w/ pieguns)
llllllllllolllllllllllllllllllollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllolllllllllllllllllllllolllllllllol(concrete w/ pieguns)
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kiki_the_great
in May 29th, 2006 @ 11:07HEY!! Those names are copyrighted!!
See:
neutrals â„¢
middlers â„¢
awesome ones (ao) â„¢
gapn (great and powerful neutrals) â„¢
reigning neutrals â„¢
the opposition â„¢HAHAHA!!
PIEPIEPEIPEIEPIEPIEPIPIEs Glassboro!!
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The Skipper Nancy + Tyana the Wolf
in May 29th, 2006 @ 12:25188- I see your point. Originally, the Neutrals signified the people who did not prefer either Watership Down or Chuck Norris (the subject of the first pir war), but hey, new War, new name. I vote for The Opposition.
I agree Gwendolyn. I propose we offer gifts for joining our side, like Jadestone. Here’s what I propose (may need conformation from other Neutrals):
-Your own Yeti Horse
-Your own personal Pie animal
-First class lodging in the Pie Mine Fortress
-An incredibly hi-tech pie war weapon
-All the amo you need from the Pie Mine*pies glassboro with green tea ice cream pie**
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 29th, 2006 @ 13:42DANDELIONS ARE WILDFLOWERS MUST READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!
KIKI THE GREAT SHOULD TOO!!!!!!!!! I HAVE AN INVENTION FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HA!!!!! Your fortresses didn’t go down when I hit you with all those gargantuan pies, and you all have MEDIOCRE defense systems! So imagine what happened when your puny weapons faced the Opposition’s HIGH-TECH defense shields! They were reduced to ashes! *does taunting dance*
Hey DAW, join the Opposition and you get all the privelages Neutral/Opposition veterans get! See 191 and 203 for information about these delightful perks! In the meantime, I have some inventing to do….
-For Kiki, I present the Bayonet of Banana Cream! This Pie Assault Weapon (PAW) has two settings, like regular bayonets. But it does a few things differently. On gun setting, it shoots not bullets, but miniscule pies of all flavors starting with “B” (and if any of you have ever been forced to watch The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, you all know that that’s quite a few flavors). The pie-bullets come out at a rate of 57 per thirty seconds. On bayonet setting, the point is actually a needle that injects predominantly banana cream into the veins of your oponent, thus clogging their arteries, thus meaning that they suffer a mild heart attack, thus meaning you get to skip away a much healthier-by-comparison person!!! It’s Genius, I tell you, GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!
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Jadestone and Ishtar
in May 29th, 2006 @ 14:12ATTENTION:
For those who are smart enough to join the Jadestone side, you will recive numerous things.
-Your own, monogramed and indestructable fort
-A pie cannon, that shoots 7 pps(pies per second)
-A pie oven, that generates 12 pies per minute
-200 Key-lime pies, ready to throw (~{])
-A portible pie shild, can withstand 1,000,000,000 seprate pie-ings
-A pie animal, species of your choosing
-Map of the area and where everyones forts are, plus you can see where the pie mine and most of the tunnels are so you can avoid them
-Plus much more that I’m to lazy to type up right now.
Lodgings in your fort include:
Bedroom- King-sized bed, large plazama TV to watch the pie war on, private bathroom with jacuzzi, smell controol for your room (from apple to key-lime), and plenty of space
Kitchen- The pie oven, of cource, along with other refridgeraters and utilities in case you don’t feel like pie, and a very large table for you to eat at.
Stable- To keep your pie animals in s they can rest bewteen battles
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kricket
in May 29th, 2006 @ 14:50People People! Three jobs!! Now who hired me first? You get three jobs from me if and only if, you give me one gift whether it be protection or weapons or armory. Only three jobs!
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Kali Δ.
in May 29th, 2006 @ 15:26Δον WІθ ΚΟΚΟ Пυff!
(203) Pie animals? Neat! But I can find my own animals! (I’s prefer non – pie animals, though. They don’t get eaten) Whose side am I on? *changes back into red wolf* *yellow NON-PIE dog appears nearby*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 29th, 2006 @ 15:42Kricket, please come over to the Opposition.
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 29th, 2006 @ 15:56
Jadestone, stop copying everything the Opposition does! We- *brilliant inspiration* The Jadestone side and the Opposition should join up! Together, we could crush the PWL! Pwease??? You could gain access to our superior weapons and animals! And we could share kricket! And you could share your all-around cunning with us! What do you say? We’d be UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!! And then, once the PWL were all gone, we could go back to being bitter enemies! Like????????
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The Skipper Nancy and Tyana
in May 29th, 2006 @ 16:07207- Pie animals aren’t made of Pies. They are just special species that are adept in all types of Pie Combat. For example, Tyana The Pie Wolf shoots pies at her when I say “speak”.
*Tyana shoots 50 lemon curry pies at Jadestone*
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::DandelionsAreWildflowers::
in May 29th, 2006 @ 16:18Decisonssss
I am going to join the NeutralsFire AWAY!
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The Skipper Nancy and Tyana
in May 29th, 2006 @ 17:16Ooops, sorry Jadestone. I posted that last thing before Gwendolyn’s message had been moderated. I take back all the pies that I tossed at you. Please join the Opposition!!
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::DandelionsAreWildflowers::
in May 29th, 2006 @ 18:05Uhh where is the Oppistion cause
I sorta joined them.
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Gwendolyn and Borealia
in May 29th, 2006 @ 18:34Yeah, pie animals are just animals with special pie-related talents. Like Borealia here can breathe 975,023 cherry pies every minute. She does them instea of fire. For the record, Borealia is a dragon.
*Borealia breathes pies onto FF*
Welcome to the club, DAW! As part of your Neutral privelage package, you get one of my mystic PAWs! If Copper Bigfoot would get her butt over here, she would give a pie animal and a Yeti horse, but I guess for now you’ll just have to wait. I suppose I can give you the Yeti horse. They’re quite friendly, you know. I have one named Minoana. She’s the most sweet-tempered creature you’ll ever see on this blog. Only throws pies if I tell her to. *leads YH by reins to DAW* It’s all yours. Here’s a YH briefing:
Fluffy, white, have sharp teeth. You can now avoid pies better and throw them quicker! Yeti Horses have fingers on their hooves, so when they get up on their hind legs, they can throw pies, too!
Now, about your invention…
– For our newest Neutral, I present the Jitte of Jujube Pie (a jitte is a thin, versatile blade used by the police in old Japan, used for attacking the head and neck.)! Here’s how it works: pour a little bit of filling on the blade…
I gotta go. Sorry!
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emogrl, PWL who PWNs
in May 29th, 2006 @ 18:44*looks back to the first pie war to see who was on her team*
wha… hey!
deserters. you know who you are . that is NOT the PWL ATTITUDE!ok. its official. PWLs suck.
…*sigh* why is it always ME that gets ditched? *moans & hides behind her bangs* *moans again* *pies self*
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::DandelionsAreWildflowers::
in May 29th, 2006 @ 19:49YAY thank you!
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Eccentric the Afterthought
in May 29th, 2006 @ 20:13Uh-oh, I’m late – looks like the war is in full swing already. Could someone be so kind as to give me a quick update as to what’s happened so far? Thanks!
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A Dijinn who would like all of you to know that he was Ptolemy first
in May 30th, 2006 @ 06:17177-I went insane once, it did me no end of good.
181-*concentrates* boom it is so
and Glassboro, I was Ptolemy furst!
I join JS and give all that join 3 free wishes*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 30th, 2006 @ 08:03Okay, back to the Jitte.
…pour a little filling on the blade. The jitte will instantly start forming pies, and those pies will be stuck to the jitte until they touch the skin/fur/other of an enemy. Then, the pies instantly explode on the enemy’s outer coating, whatever it may be.
Welcome DAW, welcome! *shows to first-class accomodations*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 30th, 2006 @ 08:04Emogrl, you can always join the Opposition. Neutrals NEVER ditch each other. Seriously. That’s why we still have all these veterans.
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The Skipper Nancy
in May 30th, 2006 @ 12:50EtA-
You mean just this Pie War specifically, or the whole history of them? For the whole thing, you can just look back on the old Pie War threads. In this one, not much has happened except everyone pieing everyone else like crazy. And the Neutrals have got another name-The Opposition.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in May 30th, 2006 @ 12:53I was going to suggest “The Knights Who Say Neu,” but the Opposition has a solid, sinister ring to it.
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The Skipper Nancy
in May 30th, 2006 @ 13:15HAHAHAHA! We should have thought of that. But the Opposition is good, because not only does it have, as Robert said, that sinister ring, but it takes less time to type. For all is lazy bums.
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 30th, 2006 @ 13:16215- i will always be a pwl. so ur not entirely alone. altho…
HEY! GAPAS! YOU USED TO BE ON THE PWL SIDE NOW COME BACK AND WRECK VENEGEANCE ON ALL NON PWLS! OH, AND AS AN EXTRA FAVOR, PLEASE ZAP ALL NON PWL COMMENTS. thank you. and i will always call the neutrals neutrals. to set in my ways see? *pies js, as a last favor* * loads all pie cannons with frisbee pies* these are pies that fly after you if they dont immediately pie you.
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in May 30th, 2006 @ 13:18FF (224),
I’ve always been a spectator and plan to stay that way.
TSN (223),
If you get even lazier, you can become “The Op.”
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 30th, 2006 @ 13:20well, rosanne was pieing people… where is she?
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in May 30th, 2006 @ 13:22She’s around. In fact, I saw her this weekend. I’ll post a photograph of us later.
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kokopelli #2 (a.k.a. Mutt)
in May 30th, 2006 @ 13:32:arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow:
:arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow:
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:arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow::arrow:Fluffy: Ze arrows shall take over ze world with zeir mad
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kokopelli #2 (a.k.a. Mutt)
in May 30th, 2006 @ 13:34o.o that did not work.
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Brave Sir Robin �|�
in May 30th, 2006 @ 15:33I’m sick so
*pies people with germ pies*
have fun losing your voices
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Jadestone
in May 30th, 2006 @ 16:09209- Hmm…Your offer does interest me. But I first must consult my team members, Ptolemy/Glassboro, A Dijinn, and Brave Sir Robin(by the way I do hope that you are feeling better…*sends cough drops*). Their thoughts on this point matter too. Allthough, I do beleive that together we could crush the PWL…And I must admit that that would be fun. All, members of the Jadestone side please report to the confrence hall for a breif meeting.
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Kali Δ.
in May 30th, 2006 @ 16:45I forgot which side I’m on… I’m joining Jadestone. *goes into confrince hall* *changes back into person*
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 30th, 2006 @ 16:46*sighs and pies all who are against pwls*you know, i might just plan to go someplace else if you team up. theres plenty of places out there where you will never pie me, but i can pie you. *enters pwl fortress, and shoots out pies that completely cover the war zone.* yull have to dig out of that now!
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littlekali
in May 30th, 2006 @ 16:50i b4 e xcept aftr c, brief
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The Skipper Nancy
in May 30th, 2006 @ 17:31Yes! The Op! Robert, you are genius! Genius I say! Now my poor sore fingers will no longer have to take long recovery breaks between pie-filled posts! HUZZAH! *throws pie confetti in honor of this happy occasion (or should I say oc.?)*
*pies FantasyFan good humoredly*
*skips off humming*
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emogrl, who isnt completely sure why shes here
in May 30th, 2006 @ 17:56*gives rest of pie ammo to some birds & walks away forlornly*
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The Skipper Nancy
in May 30th, 2006 @ 18:33*pies emogrl to cheer her up*
(it’s a kool-whip pie)
(with tchoqlit sprinkles)
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book_addict
in May 30th, 2006 @ 18:35i’m not in the mood to pie anybody… here, just eat the pies.
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Otzi
in May 30th, 2006 @ 19:47Oh for goodness’ sake!
*presses button*
*giant pie falls on all warring Musers*
*Anotherone falls on GAPAs*
Anotherone falls on Highlights*
*Another one falls on TFKs*
Ahh. Now…
*pulls out ukelele * ”Why can’t we be friends, Why can’t we be friends…”
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♥ shriya siolashrwa jeffica ♥
in May 30th, 2006 @ 20:3560 nuu you pied me
and im still not on any sideMWAH HA HA HA HAAA I SHALL STAND ALONE WITH MY MASSIVE PIE SELECTION AND BEAT YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
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Jadestone
in May 30th, 2006 @ 20:55Thank you, Kali Δ. As promised for all who join my side, here is you’re complimentary cannon.
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in May 30th, 2006 @ 21:03Wow darn school……What did I miss *reads* not much hmmmm
*Throws a Shard Pie+ at Otzi* Girrr Peace…….*Takes out a Brownine Pie and eats it*When do I get a pie animal?*Pets Yeti Horse* I will name her Taraxacum officinale (genus and species of the common dandelion)+Containing shards of glass and mirrors
I Am from the OP fear me because I have Jitte of Jujube Pie and I don’t know How to use it.
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The Skipper Nancy
in May 30th, 2006 @ 22:40You get a pie animal when (a) you join the Oppostion/Neutrals and if youve done that when (b) Copper shows up, she’ the official Pie Animal person. Let’s see if we can get her to come here…
*launches guided missile strawberry rhubarb pie to go find CB*
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emogrl
in May 31st, 2006 @ 07:51#237: thanks!
the cool whip has cured me!
*is lifted from the fogs of depression*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 31st, 2006 @ 09:29Jadestone, have you gotten update from any of your war buddies? Because right about now, I’m not pieing you guys because I’m afraid I could upset the delicate peace that exists between JSers and The Op. And I’d really like to know whether I can pie your people or we can pie the PWLs full-force together.
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 31st, 2006 @ 09:40emogrl, snap out of that depression or the pwls will be crushed!
*pies sn, looking around cautiosly*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 31st, 2006 @ 10:19*uses the staff on FF*
PWLs, she’s probably not coming back. She was depressed in the first place because you all abandoned her. And then Skipper lifted her out of depression. So HA!
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The Skipper Nancy
in May 31st, 2006 @ 11:14Great! Your cured, emogrl!
*takes ouut Pistol of (insertflvorhere) Pie*
*ff is splattered with cookie dough pie*
*AJAR is buried under banana cream*DAWR, have you joined a side yet?
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in May 31st, 2006 @ 11:22*dragon burns away b. cream*
*dragon scares away and pies Nancy*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 31st, 2006 @ 12:44Skippy, she’s on our side. I already gave her the Jitte of Jujube Pie (214 and 219).
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in May 31st, 2006 @ 12:57someone want to help me out here? i’m trying to figure this out
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in May 31st, 2006 @ 13:39(251) Right. I remember now.
Welcome to the Op, DAWR.(252) Don’t try to figure it out. You won’t be able to. It’s just us throwing pies at eachother. Join our side, the Oppostion (previously the Neutrals)!
emogrl, now that you are cured, would you consider joining the Op, too?
*says “Speak”*
*Tyana the Pie Wolf shoots pies at AJAR*
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in May 31st, 2006 @ 14:39otzi,#239 you were the one who declared declared pie war in the first place! this whole mess is your fault!
#248 AJAR- you like that series? i do
and now…*pies gwendolyn and sn and all members of the op*
*they are now covered in tons of pies* *it takes them a day to dig free* *so they are unable to pie until tomorrow*
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Jadestone
in May 31st, 2006 @ 15:34245- Gwendolyn, I wish i could tell you where my teamates are, but I can’t find them either. If they don’t show up to discusses it by tomarrow, then I will decide for all of us.
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Jadestone
in May 31st, 2006 @ 15:35245- Gwendolyn, I wish i could tell you where my teamates are, but I can’t find them either. If they don’t show up to discusses it by tomarrow, then I will decide for all of us.
WOULD ALL MEMBERS OF THR JADESTONE SIDE PLEASE REPORT TO THE CONFRENCE HALL IMMIDIATLY. WE HAVE IMPORTANT TOPICS ON OUR AGENDA TO DISCUSS!hmm…I got the “slow down” message, but haven’t posted anything…Sorry to all of you if this turns out to be a douple post!
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A Dijinn
in May 31st, 2006 @ 16:34265- reporting
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kiki_the_great
in May 31st, 2006 @ 17:39Peace is not fun.
hehehe…..
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That was a pi pie. For ♥ SSJ ♥ . P*ease join our side. You get a weapon of choice, really cool majik lodgings, aaaaaaand a Pie Animal!!
Pies Glassboro with Galaxica, my Pie Phoenix. Just because he/she is my enemy.
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book_addict
in May 31st, 2006 @ 17:53PIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Peace_Frog
in May 31st, 2006 @ 18:22I have decided to join the op. *Flings Strawberry pie at all PWLs*
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Em
in May 31st, 2006 @ 19:28and now, for my famous line…
Who the heck are all of you?
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in May 31st, 2006 @ 19:38Hey Kiki, have you seen your weapon yet? It’s on post 204. Bayonet of Banana Cream.
*rides overhead with Borealia*
*Borealia breathes millions of cherry pies down on the PWL fortress*Howdy Peace_Frog! Are you new? Anyway, welcome to the Op. I’m going to give you your Yeti Horse (see post 214 for info). I’m also going to give you one of my famed inventions.
-Behold, new Op member, The Fighting Boomerang of Blackberry! This PAW…
Woops, gotta go again! Sorry!!!!!!!
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kiki_the_great
in May 31st, 2006 @ 20:18Yeah, I used it against lots of ppl, but that post got zapped. Probably because I used it against GAPA.
Hahaha….. I am pieing all PWLs and opponents with Boisenberry Pie!!! Then I am injecting all confused people with my special banana-cream replacement, Hypno-Changer. If you are confused, this Lime-based cream changes your mind and makes you join the Op!! So, confuzled people, you are now in the Op!!!
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kiki_the_great
in May 31st, 2006 @ 20:19NOOOO the fortress didn’t turn out!!!
pooey.
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::DandelionsAreWildflowers::
in May 31st, 2006 @ 20:33kiki are you on the OP?
“Taraxacum officinale, I
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The Skipper Nancy
in May 31st, 2006 @ 20:41Welcum Peace_Frog
Here is your initiation pie:
*pies Peace_Frog*
Yay!
and here is your pass into the Pie Mine
*hands card*
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Rosanne Spector (Administrator)
in May 31st, 2006 @ 21:05Mwa ha ha ha. I’ve finally perfected the recipe after reading Ulf Leonhardt’s Webpage. The recipe for Invisible Cloudberry Pie, that is.
You can’t see them coming!!*Ops bombarded with op-tickle illusionary pies*
SPLAT!
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The Skipper Nancy
in May 31st, 2006 @ 21:27Hey! You’re a GAPA! You’re supposed to be a spectator!
*wipes away cloudberry*
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A Dijinn
in June 1st, 2006 @ 06:21267- Wow, Rossane. I havent seen u in a while.
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::DandelionsAreWildflowers::
in June 1st, 2006 @ 06:35“Attack!” *yeti horseTaraxacum officinale throws a cement pie at Rossane*”better…”*Fills Jitte with banana cream filling ready to fire*
I Am from the OP fear me because I have Jitte of Jujube Pie and I don’t know How to use it
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::DandelionsAreWildflowers::
in June 1st, 2006 @ 06:39School………*leaves* I will be on later
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Peace_Frog
in June 1st, 2006 @ 08:34*Junps on yetti horse and flings shepard’s pie at all PWLs* Mwhahahahahaa!
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Peace_Frog
in June 1st, 2006 @ 08:36262- Thanks for the YH and the weapon! I shall use it wisely!
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in June 1st, 2006 @ 10:25Okay, back to the Fighting Boomerang of Blackberry.
… sprinkles my patented Amazing Pie Growth Powder as it flies through the air. The powder causes pies to grow on every surface it touches. This means that you instantly have tons of pies the minute you fling the boomerang into the air. And when I say any surface, I mean ANY SURFACE. Even human hair and skin. It’s especially adhesive to thoses two surfaces. You’ve all seen that Laurie Berkner commercial, right?
FF has a pie on her head, FF has a pie on her head!
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Jadestone
in June 1st, 2006 @ 10:35267- Wow. You actually threw a pie. Robert allways said that he never does, but I’m glad to see that one of you actually is insane.
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Jadestone
in June 1st, 2006 @ 10:57157- Thank you.
Time for a meeting.
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::DandelionsAreWildflowers::
in June 1st, 2006 @ 15:08Back for a while
Gwyndelon how do I use the jitte?You never told me i think
*hugs Taxcum Officialae*Ride on *rides her or him while using the jitte against PLWs*MWHAHA *rides back to base*
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Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
in June 1st, 2006 @ 16:44Just use it like a normal sword, DAW.
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Jadestone
in June 1st, 2006 @ 17:16________________________
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Jadestone
in June 1st, 2006 @ 17:19Bet you can guess what I did to the PWL with that.
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A Dijinn
in June 1st, 2006 @ 20:00276- A temporay peace is Ok
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Peace_Frog
in June 1st, 2006 @ 20:41*Throws Fighting Boomerang of Blackberry towards PWLs, and pies start to grow out of their hair* Mwhahahahahaa!
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Jadestone
in June 1st, 2006 @ 21:35Okay, I have your opinion then. If the other’s don’t show up we’re going to be at peace(temporarily) weather they like it or not.
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The Stalking Yeti of Knottingham
in June 2nd, 2006 @ 00:36we need something to argue about…….
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in June 2nd, 2006 @ 10:58*pies all non pwls*
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Jadestone
in June 2nd, 2006 @ 12:30Hmm…we could argue about…Our favorate type of pies?
On a different note, we got a pie for my 8th grade promotion today. It’s French Silt, which basicly means lots and lots of Choklit. But nonr of you can have it. It’s mine, mine I tells you! My precious…*hiccup*
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Robert Coontz (Administrator)
in June 2nd, 2006 @ 12:36Silt, or silk? There’s a difference.
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::DandelionsAreWildflowers::
in June 2nd, 2006 @ 14:34Oh ok
Mwhaha
are we still fighting?
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Jadestone
in June 2nd, 2006 @ 16:40Silk. Sorry. Yeah, ther is a big difference.
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A Dijinn
in June 2nd, 2006 @ 16:55when shall the fighting continue?
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Silver Dragon, formerly Dragonsrock828
in June 2nd, 2006 @ 19:53COULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN EVERYTHING ABOUT THE PIE WARS????????????????\
I am completely lost.
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in June 2nd, 2006 @ 20:22*pies all non pie war lovers*
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Jadestone
in June 2nd, 2006 @ 20:56291-It’s simple. You just join a side(
the Jadestone side is going to win) and fling pies at each other. like this: *pies FantasyFan*
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::DandelionsAreWildflowers::
in June 3rd, 2006 @ 09:52No Join the OP! *pies Jadestone*
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Siesta Con Queso
in June 3rd, 2006 @ 18:59HUH???!!! Jadestone…opposition…neutrals…pie war lovers…AUUUUGGHHHHH! MY HEAD! MY POOR HEAD! TOO MANY SIDES! AUUUGHGHHH!!
*Pies EVERYONE. And I mean EVERYONE.*
Okay, now that that’s over with, I think I may join a side. Hmmm… who to join?
*Finishes building the Meringue Observatory, basically like a giant pie cannon disguised as a telescope*
Oops. I said what it was.
*Loads up Smartestest Pie in Observatory Cannon*
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in June 3rd, 2006 @ 19:18*pies js* no! join the pie war lovers!
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kiki_the_great
in June 3rd, 2006 @ 19:54opopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopoproxroxrox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*pies Jadestone*
NO MORE PEACE!!!
I just saw Spamalot. I feel inspired. Rosanne, I have officially proclaimed you a honorary member of the Op, no matter what Robert is mumbling about breaking the Muse code of GAPA-ness.
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kiki_the_great
in June 3rd, 2006 @ 19:56Hmm. Jadestone, that was a specialty kiki lime pie. It tastes like essence of moi. It burns your hair off for a short amount of time, though. I’d say, about, um, 2 days, at the least.
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kiki_the_great
in June 4th, 2006 @ 10:44Oooooo. Instead of throwing plain old pies, i shall throw Genius pies. They zap your brain into making you a genius, so your now-big brain realizes what a good Idea it woul be to join the Op.
Where is everyone?
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Peace_Frog
in June 4th, 2006 @ 11:19I’d join the op. If i were u.
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Glassboro
in June 4th, 2006 @ 12:21281- I agree.
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Lizzie
in June 4th, 2006 @ 12:40what are the different sides and what are their platforms?
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Peeves
in June 4th, 2006 @ 17:37HEHEHEHEHE!! Peevesy has joined the JADESTONE SIDE!!!!
hehehrhehehehehe…. I am a powerful ally to have.
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Jadestone
in June 4th, 2006 @ 19:17Yes, I’m sure you are. *evil grin* So, what is your opinion? Shall we join the Op for a while to crush the PWL? It would be benifitial to us, as well as the Op. And we can allways stop whenever. Everyone on my side must give me their decisions by 2:30 tomarrow or my decision(to join them, at lesat for a while) goes.
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emogrl the TYRANNICAL PWL
in June 4th, 2006 @ 19:20HOLA, SIESTA CON QUESO!!! IF UR LOOKING FOR A SIDE TO JOIN, LOOK NO FURTHER – JOIN PWLs! why? b/c were MUY BIEN! AND BESIDES, you get a free mexican pizza after joining.
*is armed w/ 77 kale pie, + advises all non-pwls to start running, b/c this stuff is relly nasty…*
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Eccentric the Afterthought
in June 4th, 2006 @ 21:50Does PWL stand for Pie War Lovers? If it does, I’m on your side!
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A Dijinn
in June 5th, 2006 @ 06:13302- well the Jadestone side was created in the first pie war because Jadestone didn’t join a side. She was massacered.
in the 2nd pie war (this one) Js has decided to allow poeple to join th JS side. by joining the JS side you get 3 wishes from me and a bunch of other junk. JS liked both Chuck Norris and WD (i think) so instead of joining the neutrals she went solo. JS and Gwen are now bitter enemys.
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in June 5th, 2006 @ 06:41G’morning
*pies all PWLs with PIEEEEE*
YAY thats a good start!
*Leaves for school*
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emogrl, Queen of the PWLs (sry, but the crown fit!)
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in June 5th, 2006 @ 21:56307- Sort of. No one would join my sid and a lot of people were anoying me, so I sold myself out as an asassin for the nutrals, and they+me won! Yea! Although Gwen and I are thinking of joining up temporarily to crush the PWL…then go back to hating each other. I really am not to opinionated agenst Chuck Norris and WD, I just enjoyed the pie. PIE!!
*pies all PWL*
Hmm…I don’t think I’ve used my final wish yet. Have I Dijinn?
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Peeves
in June 6th, 2006 @ 07:58304- yessss, we should join the Op.
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Jadestone
in June 6th, 2006 @ 11:40Well, it’s decided then. We shall join fores to eliminate the PWL. For a time, the Op shall have acses to my cannons untill we go back to pieing each other. Here you go, Op. And Peeves, you get a personal one to.
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A Dijinn
in June 6th, 2006 @ 15:22310- no u havent
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captain_cynomys
in June 6th, 2006 @ 15:25Greetings! This is a recruitment letter for the Prairie Dog Lovers(PDL). To join, you must:
1) Love prairie dogs.
That’s it!
We have 33,333 of each of the following:
Sticky mango pies for trapping enemies & clogging equipment
Small, streamlined apple pies for deflecting enemy pastry
Banana cream pies for long range launches
Rocket powered pie tins for launching piesWe also have one key lime pie designed to propel everything within a five mile radius of the impact point into deep space. Our fortress is on the peak of Mount Cynomys. Join me and experience the power of the prairie dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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captain_cynomys
in June 6th, 2006 @ 15:42I wish we had a complete history of the Pie Wars. (GAPAs? That’s your cue.)
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captain_cynomys
in June 6th, 2006 @ 15:52COME ON, PEOPLE!!!!!!! EITHER JOIN ME OR ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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captain_cynomys
in June 6th, 2006 @ 16:09This is my assistant.
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(his name is Fluffy, and he carries a PDL(Papaya Dumpling Launcher).
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captain_cynomys
in June 6th, 2006 @ 16:20Hello? Anyone on this thread?
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 16:33Scqaupetaakin Scqyuneoamkys siqsueak sgqouneeak, Si’qmueak sfqiulelaikn siqnueak. Stqhuiesak siqsueak Sfqluuefafky. Scqauneak saqnuyeoanke shqeuaerak smqeueak?
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Jadestone and her friend who is at the library with her
in June 6th, 2006 @ 16:45My other friend who just showed up wants me to throw a pie for her.
*pies FantisyFan with a cherry pie*
There you go Issy!
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 16:49OK, I’m back. Us PDLs are RULING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And what do you have to say about that? Huh? We’re the only ones here, right?
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 17:09Finally, someone to battle!
*fires mango pie at jadestone*
That’s 33,332 mango pies left.
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 17:14Waaaiiiittt….
*knocks mango pie away w/ apple pie*
Are the jadestones willing to form an alliance with the PDLs??
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Commodore Morpheus
in June 6th, 2006 @ 17:34Pie war…haven’t been here in a while? Will someone please fill me in? *puppydog eyes*
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 17:42OK, just trying random smileys;
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 17:44Cool!
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 17:58Looks like I’m alone again. Why? Is everyone scared of my ultimate key lime pie? (see #314)
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 18:02I’m leaving. If anyone comes here, tell me. I’ll be in Mostly Harmless.
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 18:15I’m back.
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Brave Sir Robin �|�
in June 6th, 2006 @ 18:39323- I dunno, I just thow pies, I don’t make decisions
*pies all non-jadestones and non-ops*
wheeehoo
those were stuff pies- full of all that junk sitting in people’s garages and attics and basements and under your bed
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::DandelionsAreWildflowers::
in June 6th, 2006 @ 19:42YAY! Hi Jadestone side welcome to the OP!
*inflicts Captian_cynomys with a jitte filled with craberry jam*
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FantasyFan?!?! PWL forever
in June 6th, 2006 @ 19:52306- pwl stands for pie war lover. there are 2 of us pwls … 3 when you join. not many because some traitors…*glares and gives all former pwl a quick pieing* sooo. EtA, are you with us? *pies all the op with rabid pies* *pies js’s side to* *pies all non- pwls* YOU WILL REGRET NOT JOINING US!!
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Brave Sir Robin �|�
in June 6th, 2006 @ 20:21I know who peeves is
but I’m not telling
this probably won’t get moderated for a while
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 20:48OK dandelion, this is war!
*launches a mango pie at dandelion*
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 20:52By the way, dandelion, what side are you on? I want to declare war on them.
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 20:56*pies sir robin*
that was a banana cream pie.
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 21:01*pies fantasyfan*
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in June 6th, 2006 @ 21:16Hey commodore morpheus, there are now several sides:
jadestones
Op
neutrals
pwl(pie war lovers)
and last but not least, the prairie dog lovers!(that’s me.)
Go to #314 to learn more about us. I hope you join.
*pies dandelion*
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captain_cynomys
in June 6th, 2006 @ 21:21If you join the PDL, we will issue you a Papaya Dumpling Launcher.
Hint, hint, Commodore.
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dark lord of darkness
in June 6th, 2006 @ 22:34*joins the pdl*
wheres my launcher?
*pies everyone with hydrogenated oil pies*
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in June 7th, 2006 @ 08:47338- The nutrals turned into the Op.
By the way captain_cynomys, congrats! You got post 314! (pi) Here’s your congradualtory pie in the face!
——–[}~
That was Key-lime. Enjoy.
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in June 7th, 2006 @ 11:26Op? What is that? I was a neutral back in the days of Part 2…
Key-lime pie? My cousin talks about it 24/7…
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The Skipper Nancy
in June 7th, 2006 @ 12:26315- There IS a history of the Pie Wars. Here.
(342) Welcome back, Commodore! The Op is the new name of the Neutrals, short for The Opposition. Not much has really happened since you’ve been gone… we’ve all just been flining pies at eachother. The Jadestone side has gained a few members, though. (Quite a mistake on their part. The Neutrals/Op pwn all!)
OK, c_c, you want war, I’ll give you war!!!
*burrows through tunnels of the Pie Mine*
*comes up directly underneath c_c*
*c_c is buried under heap of raspberry-onion pie*HA!
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Commodore Morpheus
in June 7th, 2006 @ 14:50In that case, *pies all non-ops*
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captain_cynomys
in June 7th, 2006 @ 17:38OK, this calls for a KEY LIME!!!
Hit it,fluffy!
*dandelion is blasted into deep space*
Man, that felt good
by the way, dandelions are WEEDS!
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in June 7th, 2006 @ 17:41thanx, dark lord *hands papaya dumplinglauncher*
Pie jadestone for me. Please.
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in June 7th, 2006 @ 17:48Hey, PWLs, want to join forces and crush the despicable Jadestone/Op alliance? *pies all jadestones & ops*
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in June 7th, 2006 @ 17:59Yay! It’s so nice to have more people on the team! Speaking of which, what should we call our new unionized side? I’m all for the JadeOp. What do you think? Could you please tell me how many people have joined? I need to know how many weapons are needed. I’m a smidge short on blueprints right now, however, so it may take a while.
So anyway, you guys all get first-class lodgings in either Jadestone’s numerous fortresses or our gigantic cave. We’ve done some renovations in the living area, and now all the rooms are programmed with a remote that allows the user selection of the decor. We have about 340 different choices, so feel free to browse. Remember, you all have master bathrooms with complete spa treatment in either place you choose.
You also have liscence to about 1,550 tons of pie from the Pie Mines.Please remember that you are only allowed in my lab if it’s an emergency.
*uses staff to rain down massive pies on every PWL and their tools*
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Commodore Morpheus
in June 7th, 2006 @ 18:28348- That name sounds goode!
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Jadestone
in June 7th, 2006 @ 18:39Yes! JadeOp? Hmm… It will do. And for my companions, I give each of you a little black box with a bright red butten on it. Each one has a “DoNot Push” sign on it. Just put it somewhere that a PWL will find it, and wait for their Museish instincts to take over. I suggest that you be a fair distance away when it is pushed. Plus, I won’t tell you what each one does so they have to push it to find out.
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in June 7th, 2006 @ 18:54Just so you know, d.l.o.d., the PDLs are upgrading weaponry. We now have:
748392148 raspberry bavarian pies designed to penetrate pieshields
A firehose connected to a 1,000,000,000-gallon tank of Coca-Cola
Pie orbs (144), telepathically controlled, that fly around and fire pies at enemies.
RED cherry pies
ORANGE pumpkin pies
YELLOW lemon meringue
GREEN key lime
BLUE blueberry
PURPLE grape pies1,000,000,000,000,000 prairie dog robots, each equipped with a Papaya Dumpling Launcher
Enjoy.
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in June 7th, 2006 @ 19:08Detachment of key lime orbs
x48
*zoom down & pie jadeop fortresses*
TAKE THAT!!!
*zoom back leaving ruins behind*
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brave Sir Robin �|�
in June 7th, 2006 @ 19:10350- the only problem with that is that my musish instincts will take over first and I will push the button
ah well
*pies everyone in the way*
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in June 7th, 2006 @ 19:15*pies all non-JadeOps*
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in June 7th, 2006 @ 19:27A description of the PDLs fortress.
It’s underground, with 8-foot-thick walls made of impervium(the hardest substance in the known universes, recently discovered by my researchers). It includes recharging quarters for the prairie dog robots, food and water enough to last for years, automated bakeries(for more ammunition), and, of course, luxury quarters for the officers(dark lord of darkness, Fluffy(see post #317) and me). Our pie launchers are mounted on an impervium tower rising 20 feet above Mount Cynomys.
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in June 7th, 2006 @ 21:05PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE
*ahem* sorry….
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PIE!
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The Skipper Nancy
in June 7th, 2006 @ 22:40I’m all for JadeOp. And for you, my comrades-in-pies, I have reinforced Pietanium Armor. It is light, flexible and looks really spiffy. Not only does it deflect pie, but it reflects it- that is, pies bounce off you and back at your opponent.
Thankee, Jadestone, for the precious gifty.
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Glassboro (formerly Ptolemy) (formerly Glassboro)
in June 8th, 2006 @ 07:18350-sorry, I’ve been busy. that name sounds good! :lol::grin::twisted:
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Glassboro (formerly Ptolemy) (formerly Glassboro)
in June 8th, 2006 @ 07:21303-hello peeves! *builds Pie-War wolf **gives to Peeves*
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in June 8th, 2006 @ 12:41*butten is in the PDL fortress*
*its a big, red butten*
*a big red shiney butten*
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Jadestone and Ishtar
in June 8th, 2006 @ 12:44Thank you for the armor, Skipper. *dons armor* Can I have some crafted for my Pie-Polar-Bear, Ishtar? He would apreaciate it.
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Commodore SM
in June 8th, 2006 @ 13:13*pie lion pies all non-JadeOps with pie-hairballs*
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captain_cynomys
in June 8th, 2006 @ 15:00*Fluffy disconnects red button*
By the way, Jadestone, you misspelled “button”.Um, dark lord of darkness? You know any, like, black magic & stuff?
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in June 8th, 2006 @ 16:34POOGA POOGA POOGA POOGA POOGA POOGA POOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. Sheer high spirits.
*flings raspberry bavarian pie at pietanium armor that Jadestone is wearing*
*armor shatters*
I told you these RBPs were designed to break shields!
*Red pie orbs bombard Jadestone with cherry pies*
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in June 8th, 2006 @ 16:57Stick a button in my fortress, will ya?
*hooks red, shiny button up to 1,000,000,000-volt battery*
*sticks whole works into large banana cream pie*
*flings pie at Jadestone with deadly accuracy*
*button pressed by Jadestone’s nose*
Jadestone, you’ll have to fill in what it does to you- you invented it.
Speaking of which, how did you get it into my fortress?
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Quintessentia
in June 8th, 2006 @ 20:43I’m on my own side. No offense, but lately I have contracted a deep contempt for the average middle schooler.
So…where did I leave off? Ah yes, I’m in my invisible fortress. And like Howl’s Moving Castle, it is cool and moves and has doors to different places. One door to my room, one door to the nearest pie store for when I run out (code name: Paka Rey), and one door to Ieron. It’s powered by carbon dioxide, and natural gas is one of its waste products.
Right now, it’s producing 30 pies per second in its built-in titanium-enhanced pie oven, ergonomically designed in the shape of an egg. I have a big dial that switches the kind of pie and how fast they’re made and how big the pies are. This controls unlock by my aura. I have the dial set to lemon meringue pies (icky) and the pie shooter (also aura-unlocked) is shooting them out at R17. In the layman’s terms, wicked fast.
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Jadestone
in June 9th, 2006 @ 10:26365- The back door. You left it unlocked. And ha! That’s now about 5 people whove pressed the button. Just wait till ther’re all pushed…hehehe…
366- That’s what I did. And thus, the Jadestone side was born. But I got lonly so I let other people in.
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Commodore SM
in June 9th, 2006 @ 10:46366- We’re all Musers—*splat* No one here is average!
Oh, and…*pies all non-JadeOps*
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kiki_the_great
in June 9th, 2006 @ 10:51I LOOOOVE Howl’s Moving Castle. *pies Quintessentia* Now you MUST join the JadeOp, becasue that was a Genius Pie.
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Peeves
in June 9th, 2006 @ 10:52Hehe. thank you for the Cannon, Jadestone. I shall now fill it with Chalkpies. *pies all PDLs and PWLs*.
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The Skipper Nancy
in June 9th, 2006 @ 12:09364- Try again. That’s one of the Pietanium Suit’s special traits. It uses new invisibility technology to give the illusion of being destroyed, to give the enemy a false sense of victory. Really Jadestone’s armor just went temporarily invisble, while holographic images of shard of armor were projected to make you think you had destroyed it. It’s still there!
I have a new welding workshop in the Pie Mine, where I shall be making more suits off armor. Like Gwendolyn’s lab, I would appreciate it if you only used in the most dire of circumstances.
I have just finished a suit of armor for Ishtar. It allows full mobility and breathes well, to keep him from overheating, seeing as he already has a thick coat.
*pies captain_cynomys*
*pies captain_cynomys again*
*pies captain_cynomys a third time, just for good measure*
*pies FF a couple times too*Gwen, I remember a weapon that you once let me use.. I think the name was the Sword of Endless Cream Filling… do you think I could use it again? That was a cool weapon. Also, I believe the time is ripe for the Return of Crumbly. It’s time we finally discover it’s true power!
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Violetfire
in June 9th, 2006 @ 13:16Part 4?!? Man, I’m behind. Will someone please fill me in on what’s going on and where the Neutrals stand in all this?
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Violetfire
in June 9th, 2006 @ 13:24Sorry, I’ve been reading up, and now we’re The Opposition. But wait, is JS joined with us now? ‘Cuz I saw someone call it JadeOp.
Noooo, I’m so confuzzled!
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Jadestone and Ishtar
in June 9th, 2006 @ 18:20371- Can we(the Jadestones) be temporarily allowed in the Pie Mine? Because there are a few things I would like to work on…*evilcakle*
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in June 9th, 2006 @ 18:21And don’t worry all, I’ve filled VF in. I was just to lazy to type it all up, kay?
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in June 9th, 2006 @ 18:23*puts armor on Ishtar* Thank you, Skipper Nancy. Ishtar is very happy. *Ishtar roars, sending pies all over the PDL*
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Kali Δ.
in June 9th, 2006 @ 19:16(351) Praerie dogs? Well, I’ve just found the Rong of Meeschweinchen , which lets me turn into a swarm of guinea pigs! *turns into guinea pig* *turns into 999,999,999,999 guinea pigs* *each guinea pig grows pie forcefeild* *runs over some random person* *tramples Kokopelli* Boo Koko! (great, now everyone hates me)
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