Tuesday, 23 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
Shadowkat says she needs a little mayhem to relieve her ennui. Thread granted, but please keep the carnage contained, all right?
Date: January 16, 2007
Categories: Random craziness
w00000000000000000000000t!!!!
Join the Kikilicious Side! We shall conquer!
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How about the KikiPandalicious side. I’ll join it if you decide to call it that!
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1 ok im convinced…i join
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I might join your side. What are you fighting for?
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I shall be the ninja here. I am on no sides.
AND……
The reason for this is because I shall not be on the computer much for a few months.
I will read the posts, but not post myself very much.
SO…..
*pies all with gigantic mud pies*
BWAHHAAAHAHAHAA!
You can’t get me because I shall disappear for a long time*! But I shall still read your posts!
*a long time meaning, “a few weeks or less”
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you, GAPA’s, thank you!!!!!!!!
Hahaha!!! No, join mine, the Shadowed Creamers! We will conquer all! Come, now, don’t be foolish! I declare war on the Kikilicious Side!
*lines up pie-tapult*
*loads with banana cream pie*
Ready, aim, fire!!!
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6- Never! I’m afraid I shall have to bomb your Museicalifornian country, the one called ‘K’. No, wait, I’m just going to take it back. AND THEN…. as you are being forced off of Museicalifornia, we shall blow up your ship, and destroy you and your evil for good. All 6 million of my army is headed over to K, so be prepared. Oh and my headquarters is in Bird land, which is near your country.
I am on my own side, The Supreme Museicalifornian Fighters. Anyone may join.
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Another pie war? Reread the old threads if you’re that desperate.
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FINALLY!!!!!! I’ve been WAITING for another one of these!
I forgot which side I am on… I think I am on Jade/op….
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Okay. It’s all right to have a pie war as long as it’s all in fun and there’s no real enmity. I have bad memories of the last ones.
That said, though…
I join the Supreme Musicalifornian Fighters (SMF). I will command the Sinaasappeland Division, as Sinaasappeland is my country in Musicalifornia. Our specialty is the citrus abolishing pie (CAP) (how I do love acronyms), which is a medley of orange, lemon and lime wrapped up in a pastry and liberally doused with meringue. As soon as SM2K describes her fortress, I will describe the SD Wing, which is an extension of it.
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10-as far as i could see, there wasn’t much real enemity there either.
I am a mafia ninja chicken. I fight for whoever gives me the most choklit.
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*Napoleon Dynamite moment*
Yessssssssssssssssssss!
*Throws pie at whoever’s standing nearest to her*
*Runs off to study for Spanish eggzam*
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*pies PC*
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hmmm….. peacefulizing tis would be a good project for PPP
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Actually, the Sinaasappeland Division’s base is mobile. It’s like a giant airship with a long, cigar-shaped gondola below it. Usually it drifts, but it does have Twin Tarte-Tatin Turbo engines on either side for speedy movement up to 450 mph. In the main control room, there is a holographic projector that provides almost instantaneous communication with the main Museicalfornian base.
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Kiki and Panda I join you, to and…..um….yeah.
*pies with Green Ink pie* my specialty.
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7-What?! We made this thread so that we could keep the hostilities here, instead of elsewhere! But you can have K. I don’t have any citizens, and can’t be in two places at once, anyway.
*pies SM2K with banana cream pie (BCP)*
11-I give you 1000 lbs. of amazingly gooey choklit fudge, straight from the stream on the side of one of my mountains. Fight for me! Please?
12-Join my side! We will “Go, Fight, Win!”!!!
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17-Gooey choklit! I’m in. XD Huzzah for side S’Kitty!
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*5 CAPs fly towards Kikilicious side*
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I don’t want to take sides, so I’ll make my own. A war doesn’t have to have only a few sides. 
I’ll probably just try to complicate things more.
I understand that most Musers are probably going to side with the people who have been on MB longer, but what’s wrong with a little new blood? I’ve always been an excellent commander in Snowball Wars a few years ago, and am even a better fighter (taking martial arts twice a week and swordfighting once). Also, I have a super-sized tart cherry pie that will (if the war doesn’t last too long) last for the entire war when cut into smaller, manageable pieces. If we do, by chance, run out, I have just cashed my christmas checks and have several hundred dollars at the ready for buying more ammo. If all else fails, then I can sneak into the enormous pie mine underneat Day-twah and acquire more pies from there. Fight with me, I say! Fight for a world with free pie sheilds, for a world ready for anything, for a world where HPB’s will be held in zoos and can no longer take over the world!!!!! Fight with me, and fight for freedom from the oppresiveness of war! This shall be the war to end all wars, the fight to sever all fights! Fight with me, and we shall conquer all and be happy and free!!!!!
(now if that little pep speech didn’t gain some supporters, then I don’t know what will.) 
Anyways, my side is the one you want to join. You know it. And if you do happen to join someone else, then the doubt of “Should I have joined Kiara?” will gnaw at you forever. Join now, or forever hold your peace. 
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20- Hmm. An alluring sales pitch, but I don’t want to be a turncoat. Would you be willing to ally- not join, but ally- with the Sinaasappeland Division of the Musicalifornian army?
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I’ll consider it, but I’ll wait a few days before agreeing to anything. I want to see if anyone else is willing to join, or ally, with me. And remeber everyone: Imprison the HPBs!
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I need to come up with a better slogan. Hmmmmm………
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20 Can I be a pie miner? I’ll join if I can. ” Day-twah” is kind of sort of close to where I live. Please?
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20-HPB’s in zoos?! ‘Tis against the Musish Way. *pies Kiara* The Mafia Ninja Chicken will usually peck and scrabble and pie for all who pay, but not for the bunny enslavers.
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I don’t like HPBs either. Maybe I’ll just join Kiara’s side outright, since SM2K hasn’t been on here in a while.
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I’m now thoroughly confuzzled. Who’s on who’s side? I’m with Kiki.
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*PIES ALL FROM BEHIND FORTRESS*
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Since Kiara shares my views, I will put the flying fortress (crewed by prairie dogs) of the Sinaasappeland Division at her disposal.
*10 CAPs at Ebeth*
The Zeppelmandarin (the fortress) has two forward CAP cannons that fire streamlined key lime pies, with an ammunition capacity of 100. Flanking the sides of the gondola are 10 pie launchers that fire smaller orange cobblers. At the rear is a large pastry mortar that fires high-pressure lemon meringues, which burst into white goo when they hit a solid object.
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Inside the gondola of the Zeppelmandarin, it’s like the interior of an old submarine, with lots of mahogany, leather and brass fittings. The prairie dogs are all dressed in naval uniforms of sorts, dark blue material with gold braid. A long corridor runs from one end of the gondola to the other. On the sides are the cabins. At one end is the control room. On the other end are the controls for the lemon meringue launcher. Above the corridor is the data and communications center. Below are the storage rooms.
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25 – They’re planning to take over the world and make it all pink. Pink annoys me because my sister is totally obsessed with it and has poisoned me with the excessively large amounts. I now have a lifetime fear of all things pink. These things will MURDER us!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Okay……..
So, if we don’t get them under control, they will take us over. I’ve thought of a new slogan: “Resistance is not useless.”
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In the last one I was on Jadestone’s side. I think. Yeah, she offered me a free cannon so I joined.
*pies everyone*
*no one escapes pies*
*all are splattered in whipped cream and pie filling*
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GASP!!! I am on the side of the HPBs, and we will fight furiously for our freedom!!!
RESISTANCE IS MUSELESS!!!
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HPBs! Go HPBs! Hooray! We shalt be victorious!
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(Yes, I think this is cheating. Sorry, GAPAs)
HPBs RULE!!! Who else shall join our cause???
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PIE PIE PIE YOU!*pies all*
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PIES ALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Prarilius Canix- Thank you. I would have to banish you like Shadowkat if you had not joined me. See, I can’t have people fighting against me who are living in my country. I am sending you 23,000 pies that blo up so you can continue to fight our enemies. I congratulate you for being so smart.
Shadowkat- Fine. I WILL take it back. You will surrender or suffer the consequences. I have banished you because: 1. The Tominator is your brother and he started this. And I don’t beleive it’s him, I think it is you. 2. How can you attack Kiki? Isn’t she younger than us? It is foolish to declare war on her just because she has an army. You will fail.
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who should I join?
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39- Pwn a country in my Country of Museicalifornia and join my side. We shall conquer all! anyways, there are 6 million people in our army, and it is growing by about 250,000 every day. It is the smart choice.
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*pies all*
Pies to all and for all.
~ { ] Pie
[} ~ backwards Pie
~{ ] more Pie
~ { ] um… yeah
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The mafia ninja chicken, having eaten all the choklit, proceeds to desert and join the side of the HPBs.
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33 – Resistance is not useless OR Museless. The HPBs have already taken over all of the things about wonderful cats and cute little dogs. They shall proceed to take over the entire Muse Magazine. You don’t want to be stuck recieving pink-spalterred issues with nothing but HPBs every month, do you?
29/30 – Than you for the much-needed assistance, Pralius Canix. It is most welcome. *proceeds to plan strategies with other Snowball War Veterans and moves Zeppelmandarin to secret headquarters.*
24 – That would be flamablamabulous! . There is a secret mine shaft hidden underneath your house. There a certain rock you have to step on as a lever, but I’m sure that you’ll find it. I have realtives in Day-twah. They rock.
Is everyone going to succumb to the evil HPBs? Please, tell me, anybody, that there are still a few left unmangled by their pink plague………
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42- *pies* YOU NO JOIN ME! Aggg! *pies you until you are paralyzed*
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44-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT PIE THE POOR BLOGGER!I refuse to beleive that this once peaceful place known as the MuseBlog has become so angered with each fellow muser in such a matter of days! We are all one united under Muse, whether we like it or not, and fighting will only split us more! Pies are to be used for good, not torture and anger! Has this only happened because we are BORED?! It must come to an end! We should not be judged by our opinions of heart or the black boldened print of our names! This is completely pointless! We are brothers and sisters of this Musedom, and all childish squabbles can be resolved! Am I right?
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45- Probably not. Okay, I’m kidding. You MAY be right. But maybe not. I’m not angered with anyone, I actually find this funny. I like your speech.
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Kiara-Never imprison the HPB’s!!!!!
SM2K-1. It is NOT me!!!!!!!!!!! Read my post on that thread, if you haven’t already! 2. So? I’ve met her, and there’s no real hostility here, we’re just having fun.
LEGOGUY-No, no, join me! We will conquer all! Plus, I need more people.
Ebeth the Stalker-What?!?! Traitor!!!
*pies with BCP*
I changed my mind…I’ll not have my own side, but, rather, I will join the side of the HPB’s! And, since they are so into trickery and turning all pink, Kokopelli is with us!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HPB Supporters
Shadowkat
Ebeth the Stalker
Ruffled Grouse
purplefinch
Common Loon
HPB Imprisoners
Everyone Else
I don’t have any time, so someone else finish the list.
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Guess what. Did you know that Einstien had a yellow hat on the day of Janurary 4, well actually, not really. he didn’t really like hats. he liked his big white hair. yeah. that’s it SPLAT!!! betcha didn’t expact SPLAT!! that!
hahahaha. you’ll never get me!!
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call me the typo queen.
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you should call me the typo queen.
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Resistance is not useless! We shall fight to the end against the plague of bunnies!
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okay, i am starting a reign of peace peoples called The Peace Choir. These are those of us who believe that pies are for good and NOT WAR!
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WHAT?! A Pie War started?? Without me??? Well, this can only mean one thing… the retun of the Jadestone side!!! Which, I must point out seeing as other people have begun to form sides in this fashon, has been around sence the very first Pie War!!
ALRIGHT! Musers who were on my side before, you are welcome to come to me again. PIE!!!
*pies all who have posted so far, just because it’s the spirit of things* [}~ My signiture key-lime. Yum…
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53- I was on your side before. I need a cannon, and then I will rejoin.
*pies*
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*waves small little flag* I spose theres no one left on the wd side, she asks hopefully.
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Thank you Shadowkat and Ebeth!
Those two BMers are noble and brave, defending the poor, helpless little bunnies.
55-Join the bunnies’ side! I read WD!
Pies all of the people trying to imprison the cutelittlefuzzylittle HPBs.
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Oh no, not again. I may join and use Jitte of the Banna creme a past war relic, But I may just be a historian. I hope this is all in good fun and games or else I shall write a poem mourning the past pie wars and the current one. I do though invite all sides to the library and check out books on being a leader and How to become a self-sufficent Army by Jadestone and other single working war sides. Maybe…..
*PIes Self* Much better.
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I declare war on you all! Except those on my side, of course.
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Shoot. The war is escalating.
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*pies anybody and everybody*
*runs away laughing maniacly*
*vanishes before she is pied*
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60- *trails you*
*pies*
*pies*
*uses exploding pie*
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Whoever joins the side of the HPBs shall be praised, and given chokolit.
*pies all of the misguided people who do not believe in HPB independence*
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62– AAAHHHHH! EEEEEEVVVIIIIILLLLLL!!!
HPBS MUST DDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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in the name of MUSE magazine. they first brought peace, but they are EVIL! WHO’S WITH ME!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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43-
Don’t worry! help is on the way. we shall not fall to their evil pinkness!
SOON DIE THE HPBS!
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62- Down with HPBs.
*High-pressure meringue mortar encases RG in sticky white fluff*
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I do believe it is time for a return of the notorious old third party….
beware The Neutrals!
Neutrals
Ze Skipper NANCY!
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17: Alrighty then. *Joins Shadowkat’s side*
*Throws a few random pies*
*Finds fudge-packing uniform and hurries off to work*
*Promises to bring back a few aerodynamic fudge pies*
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do to spinch I am a musecalliforeaer of the spinch divition.
*pies all hpb lovers*
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56-*bows* At your service, ma’am. (You are a girl, aren’t you? I can’t find any evidence for/against it…)
67-Woot!
I, Shadowkat, hereby state the views of the Shadowed Creamers:
HPB’s should NOT be caged!
BCP es muy delicioso!
Fudge is good, too!
Exploding Cream Puffs (ECP’s) are a MUST in any real pie war!
That’s all for now…fellow SC’s, feel free to add to the list. We need a motto…any ideas?
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68-*pies*
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*steps on a HPB* *pies* *pies metalfaery* *pies Shadowkat*
The Skipper Nancy- P-ease join me! Museicalifornia has an edge in this war! Join me and dominate! Don’t make me use the P word.
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Fine, I shall join you suprememuser, but first…
I pie your face!
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54- Ah, yes. You were on my side. Allright, people, if you were on side in the last war and want to rejoin me you can have your cannons back now!
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Okay people, I am currently working on a history of the Pie Wars. So far I’m only partway through the first, but it’s easier to understand things and won’t take as long as reading all the threads.
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Piggy, thank you veryveryvery much.
Against the HPB’s :
Pralius Canix
Kiara (me)
SupremeMuser
Piggy
The Man for Aeiou
Himura Kenshin.
Thankyou, one and (almost) all, for joining tha battle against the evil HPBs. Resistance is NOT useless. I encourage all neutral parties to join my side. So far, it only consists of The Skipper Nancy, but I feel that soon more will join her. However, all those joining the neutral party are making a huge mistake. If the HPBs are not eradicated or contained, they will soon murder everybody and take over the world. Oh sure, first they were just taking over the cat vs. dog sections of Muse, but they soon began to take up more and more space, up to 4 PAGES!!!!!!!! If we do not stop their pink plague, then the magazine we love so will be evtirely infected. Next, they’ll infect your brain and force you to plaster your city with HPB stickers and origami. I we do not stop them, the human race Will. Be. Wiped. Out. You must join me, for I fight not to kill another species (well, kinda, but not really) but to save our race from ultimate doom. Please help.
56 – Cutelittlebunnies that grow fangs and rip your throat out whenever you turn your back. BEWARE THE HPBS!!!!!
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*pies Kiara*
No, the Neutrals must never join the Anti-HPB side!!! Where would we be without the wonderful HPB’s to cheer us up when we’re feeling down? Depressed, that’s where! What is this world coming to?! Locking up the HPB’s, indeed!
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*10 orange cobblers bombard Shadowkat*
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the sides are:
pro-musecaleforina
me
pc
sm
pro-hpb
shadowkat
ebeth the staker
rg
pf
cl
metalfaery
anti-musecaleforea
shadowkat
anti-bunnys
me
pc
hn
karia
sm
nerchals
sn
jadestone side
jadestone
the brave sir robin
the pie war lovers have yet to be remade
*pies all non pro mc anti bunnys people time 1010010100 in biney.
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I. Am. Pro. Hpbs.
~{__] PIES TO ALL HOT PINK BUNNY HATERS
~{] ~{] ~{ ] ~{] ~{ ] ~{] ~{] ~{ ] ~{] ~{ ] ~{] ~{ ] ~{] ~{ ] ~{] ~{] ~{]
an army of pies.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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we must defeat the evil HPBS! they are lying, theiving, murderous traitors!
STOP THE PINK MENACE!
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76 – Cheer us up?!?!?!?!? Did you even bother to read my posts?!?!?!? They are going to kill us!!!!!!!!! How am I supposed to be cheered up by that??????????? *pies back times 100*
79 – You should join me and I don’t (well, maybe) hate the HPB’s, I just want to save human civilization. You got a problem with that?!?!?!?!
I AM ANTI~HPB AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Resistance is NOT useless!!!!!!!
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Is that your sides slogan? “REsistance is not useless?” Maybe the HPB lovers side should “Resistance is Museless” like on the shirt… or mayb it should be my sides slogan.
Confidental to the Jadestone side: Hmm… allright, when more people join we’ll have to vote on a slogan, kay people?
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SILENCE! I shall hear no more talk of the Neutral joining a side. Nor shall I hear anymore talk the Neutrals having any preference when it comes HPBs! (incidently, has anyone else noticed how easy it is to say HBP instead, which would then make them Half-Blood Princes?)
*ahem*
anyway
getting back to the point, the Neutrals are….are you ready for this…. NEUTRAL! The only reason we’re (yes…that’s right, “we”. I may be the only one currently, but I have full confidence that there will be more members soon) here is because we like causing mayhem and complicating things. We’re just here to throw pies and cause a ruckess. We have no idea what anyone else is fighting about, we’re to preoccupied gleefully tossing pies at anything that moves.
Incidently, I would warn you side-leaders to be careful when adopting labes like “pro-HPB” and “anti-HBP”. Otherwise this whole fun starts to sound unpleasanlty similar to real US politics.
*pies everyone with tripple stuffed Cheesy-mite (cheese and vegemite) pies*
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83 – Ohhhhhhhhhh……… Okay, I didn’t know if you were actually participating in the pie war or just staying out and remaining completerely neutral. As long as you’re still throwing pies, then you have a side. Your side, as you said it, is not pro- or anti-HPB, but just throws pies at anything that moves. Alright. I get it now. So the neutral side isnot actually neutral but is fighting on their own, independent of the other sides. Thank you for clarifying that.
82 – Okay, I’ll change mine. Resisntance is not useless OR Museless, for we are the protectors of the Muse magazine which shall be run over with HPBs if they are not stopped. You might like to consider that before dooming everyone’s fave magazine to a sole topic that would get quite boring in a short amount of time. In defending the HPBs, you are murdering the Muses and Muse Mag. Enough said. Your side will have the responsibility of planning Muse’s funeral if you somehow, however unlikeley it may seem, overcome. 
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82- Who else was on the Jadestone side before? I remember lots of people… Mwahaha, I’ll hunt them down and make them rejoin.
*pies*
Confidential to Jadestone: I want my cannon.
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Resistance is MUSELESS!
*Frees Ruffled Grouse from the sticky fluff, and pies Canix with a tofu burger pie*
We are simply defending the HPBs! They are not dangerous. They don’t even have legs to move! How can they overrun Muse, if they can’t walk???? They can’t even throw pies! (sniggers…well, maybe…)
All the HPBs want is freedom to roam the fanmail page, occaisionally obscuring comments about dogs and cats. They bring peace, unless they have to fight for their freedom. You are using propoganda to set the other sides against me!
Pies all who dislike HPBs with a 
pie.
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*ECP pies all bunny-haters*
How could you hate the bunnies? The bunnies are part of musery! You destroy the bunnies, you destroy muse! You non-muse-lover!
Besides, they’re hot pink. And you can make them in origami and soap variations.
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78- *pies* It’s spelled: Museicalifornia. Gosh. Anyways, Who’s actually said they were against Museicalifornia? It’s the bomb.
Himura Kenshin- Yay! It’s fine that you pied me. I just need ore people on my side. And for that, I give you 42 air-pie-ships.
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*Throws pink lettuce-and-carrot pies at all bunny-haters*
You’ve got something against cute, fluffy HPBs, huh? Eat vedgies!!
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86 – Harmless and taking over Muse magazine. Nope, don’t think that’ll work. Their harmlessness is only a bad facade which anyone with common sense can easily see through. Consult someone on my side if you are incapable of doing so.
*pies with chocolate salmon suprise with liver icecream pie*
89 – I will eat vedgies, for it shall deplete the HPB’s food supply. Perhaps we can starve them out. *picks up the lettuce and carrots you just threw @ me and eats them bravely*
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88-If you don’t know I have toble spelling and shadowkat is the only one.
*pies shadowkat with a kokopelli chary pie (see lotr issuse)
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90- Ooh! Smartness!
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How do you know that they eat veggies, anyway?
*thousands of pies fly, simultaneously, towards the side of the HPB haters*
We shall not be defeated! Resistance is Museless!
BESIDES, we have the “secret weapon”.
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93 – They’re bunnies. Duh.
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*HPBs pop out of the pies she just threw and begin to nibble the ankles of all the HPB-haters*
Hm, maybe HPBs are omnivorous!
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I’m not against Museicalifornia…I just said you can have my country. You’re the one who sent your armies to the Snow Cap Islands!
90-Ew, gross!
HPB’s are cute, and they can’t do anything except be cute, so why are we worrying about them?!
*ECP pies all Anti-HPBers*
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*captures ankle-nibbling HPBs and puts them to work in the Zeppelmandarin’s slave galley*
*drops 20 high-yield meringue bombs on metalfaery and Shadowkat, which dry rapidly and imprison them in large air bubbles in which visions of evil pink bunnies torment them*
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95 – Maybe that explains why they drink people’s blood.
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97: Eek! Ah…*Tells evile HPBs that she’s the Queen of Evileness, so they should definitely be obeying her*
*Tells them to spit on the walls of the meringue bubble until they melt a hole in it, so Shadowkat and she can escape*
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Ugggg……sorry I haven’t been here in a few days. held…. captive…. ship exploded……. Tominater……… die……………
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*asks metalfaery to tell the HPBs to sick PC*
Bwahahaaa!!!
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Ca;t
Do;g
Ha ha! The HPBs will mistake those words for their sustenance and die horribly from semicolon poisoning!
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But the KILLER BUNNY won’t!!!!! Our secret weapon has been revealed! The cousin of the HPBs will fight gallantly for freedom! And is now, due to new advances in technology, the killer bunny is Holy Hand Grenade resistant!!!! HOORAY!!
The antidote to semicolon poisining is the invisible backspace button. Observe:
And now the semicolons are all gone.
*more pies fly into the faces of all of the HPB haters*
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100 – Don’t die! I will save you! *sends Zeppelmandarin to save Supreme Muser and succesfully returns with wounded comrade* It’s alright, tou’re going to survive. We can’t have people dying in the middle of the war. It’s supposed to be pieing. I must find this Tominater and seek revenge for the near death of my ally.
103 – I have just disocovered a new acid pie that was found under one of the lockers in my science class. Somebody had appearently dropped some chemicals and they combined to form a poison that works against everything evil (ex. HPBs) *pies Killer Bunny and it discinegrates*
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What happened?? I thought I posted my fortress!! And my cannon! Where did it goooooo???
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The Tominator officially joins the Shadowed Creamers!!!
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Okay, found my post, on the January random thread of all places. Meh. Anywhee, here it is(again).
Allright… time to check my itinerary…
-894 pinapple pies
-7,496 key-lime pies
-several pie cannons, because everyone on my side gets a pie cannon free when they join.
-1 pie over that only makes pies for me
-1 pie slingshot, which aims automaticly and readjusts course depending on if the person moves, constructed skillfully by Queenie J from the first pie war when I joined up with the neutrals
-1 pie polar bear, named Ishtar who stays with me in battle
BEHOLD!!! THE TRADEMARKED CANNON OF DOOM!!! For use of the Jadestone side. PIE!! *pies all*
________________________
|…………..CANNON……………\
|…………………………………….\
|[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}[}-[}-[}-[}-[}-[}-[}-[}-[}
|……………………………………./
|___/____\________________/
…../………\
…/_______\
*goes to wait in fortress*
▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
|——JADESTONE’S FORTRESS—|
|———————————————-|
|—[]—[]—[]—-|_____|—[]—[]—[]—–|
|——————|_____|——————|
|——————|▲▲▲|——————|
Hmm… while I’m in here I should make some more pies for my side…
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(84 Kiara) Yes, that is exactly what the Neutrals are. And, as a result we pwned in the last couple Pie Wars. Oh yes we did.
Now where are my old comrades? As I recall, Gwendolyn was out tech-genius, but I haven’t seen her round here lately. Come on, neutrals! Dust off your pie-pistols and pastry-spears! I know you guys are around here some where.
*gives everyone a good round or strawberry-rhubarb in the face*
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I’m making a Monty Python side!!!!
SPAM!!!!
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I’ll join the SPAM!!!!!! side!!! w00t!!! *hinthintwinkwinknudgenudgesaynomoresaynomore* Let’s throw spam pies!!
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Ack! Kiki! You abandoned your own side for the SPAM side?!?!?!? And left me all alone? *sniff*
I’ll have to find another side to join, then.
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111- Join the HPB Haters!
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Jadestone’s Summery of the First Pie War
(to be used for future reference and make Life (the Universe, and Everything) easier for everyone.)
A thread was started after several Musers began a conversation about Chuck Norris, and other people posted asking who he was. The GAPA created a thread to talk about him, aptly titled “Chuck Norris” (caption: “He’s not one of the more Muselike denizens of Earth… but all right, let’s get this over with.”). No one in the first 8 posts had anything to say about him positive, and none of the above mentioned seemed to like him/knew who he was (a muser named “Em” stated that “yeah, he’s some famous karate guy.”). In the same post, she said that it was useless thread and should be changed to one about “Watership Down.” The GAPA complied (caption changed to “Okay, no one wants to talk about Chuck. Let’s try the rabbits.), and several musers were happy and chatted about them, until in post 16 when muser “hotstuff trinity” declared that Chuck Norris was the coolest person ever, and from that point on musers would post weather they liked Chuck, Watership, both, or neither. Sayings supporting him were posted, such as “chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer, too bad he’s never cried!” and “We all know the magic word is please. As in, “Please don’t kill me.” Too Bad Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in magic.” The two groups rivaled each other, until muser “Duncan_Quagmire” said “Waterships don’t down Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris downs waterships.” Not long after, Em posted (and I quote)
“That’s terrible! You terrible people! I can feel another war coming on.
WD lovers: Watership Down! Watership Down! Watership Down (etc)
CN lovers: Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris! (etc)
WD Lovers: WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! WATERSHIP DOWN!!!!! (etc)
CN lovers: CHUCK NORRIS!!!!! CHUCK NORRIS!!!!! CHUCK NORRIS!!!!! (etc)
etc. etc. etc.
okay, now i’ve said it for you, and we don’t have to have a war. happy?”
Perhaps this is what sparked the idea in the minds of musers that War was what was needed, although it was exactly what the post intended to prevent. In post #88, Otzi officially declared war on the Watership Downers (I quote again- “WE THE CHUCK NORRIS ERS OFFICIALLY DECLARE WAR ON THE WATERSHIP DOWN ERS.”). However, such thoughts of violence were soon crushed in the following post by a “Robert Coontz(Administrator)”. (Post reading: Hm. The Rules forbid flame wars, but they don’t say anything about real wars. Exercising my GAPA authority to make up rules as I go along, I hereby forbid them, too.) In post 91, and bringing to life this new idea and tradition, muser “Jedi Master Vader” asked “How ’bout a pie war?” He then proceeded to pie Otzi, and thus the first pie in the war was thrown. Otzi responded by pieing Jedi Master Vader back, telling him to ” Eat mince pie, Watershipper!”. In the post directly after Otzi’s rebuttal, Copper Bigfoot pied Otzi and declared “NEUTRALS RULE!!! EAT PIE, WATERSHIPPERS AND NORRISERS!!!!!!” And thus, we see the original group of sides in the First Great Pie War, the Chuck Norrisers (abbreviated to “Norrisers”), the Watership Downers (abbreviated to “Downers” or “Wders”), and the Neutrals (unabbreviated). Violent pieing continued, as all of the musers proceeded to fling pies towards members of the opposing sides (Note: at first all the pieing taking place had to do with the rivalry between the 3 sides, but as it continued people began to pie each other without staing sides or just because. There was also a brief skirmish when someone mixed up Robert and Rosanne and called Rosanne bald).
I post 123, muser “Sweet Melpomene” posted a list of all the people who had pied each other, and what groups they appeared to belong to.
“well, i think i’ve figured out the sides(in no particular order):
neutrals:
gapas (i’m pretty sure)
Skipper Nancy and Lemon Curry
Copper BIgfoot
sweet melpomene
norrisers:
hotstuff trinity
moocow
Cello Girl
Otzi
wders:
shana who used to have a the after her name
Em
Duncan_Quagmire
VF, though she hasn’t read it…
Abby
norris-haters
Pixie Corpse
Jedi Master Vader, because he pied Otzi, but didn’t actually declare a preference for wd
wd-hatters
Frodo
Pentatonikk
people fall into multiple catergories or none at all
Mer
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
book_addict
Queenie, because she likes neither
dark lord of darkness
i’m not sure where JS(aka muser “Jadestone”) belongs…
yes, it’s a bit confusing. i probably pout someone in the wrong catergory or forgot someone, and i’m sorry. feel free to re-post this with any necessary changes.”
After this post, musers continued to randomly pie the opposing sides, and to prevent this from being as long as he thread itself I shall not list who pies whom. After a few more posts, muser “emogrl” declared that she liked pie wars, and that she thought she’d start a new side and take over the museblog, with the alleged help of Great Muse Kokopelli. This attempt went nowhere and was abandoned a dozen or so posts later.
Now, another list by sweet melpomene regarding the present sides-
“ok, then. i think i have it:
neutrals:
gapas
Skipper Nancy and Lemon Curry
Copper Bigfoot
sweet melpomene
VF
norrisers:
hotstuff trinity
moocow
Cello Girl
Otzi
wders:
shana who used to have a the after her name
Em
Duncan_Quagmire
Abby
norris-haters
Pixie Corpse
Jedi Master Vader, because he pied Otzi, but didn’t actually declare a preference for wd
wd-hatters
Frodo
Pentatonikk
People just happened to post here but don’t have a specific cater gory
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
Queenie, because she likes neither
dark lord of darkness
pie-war lovers
groundhog22
emogrl
trukai
FF
book_addict
still not sure where JS(jadestone) belongs…”
After this, more pies continued to fly, and people not on the list declared their side. Also, muser “Jadestone” declared that she was not on any other side because she was on her own side, spontainiously named the “Jadestone side,” and pied everyone on sweet melpomene’s list.
After, Em took it upon herself to post part one ofa summery(as she saw it) of Watership Down(the book.) and declared that now everyone could read it and love WD. You can read it here: https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=252#comments . Warning- Contains spoilers.
During a lull in posting, GAPA Rosanne Spector took the opportunity to pie everyone and was pied in return.
Another updated list of sides by sweet melpomene-
“neutrals:
gapas
Skipper Nancy and Lemon Curry
Copper Bigfoot
sweet melpomene
VF
Sphinx
norrisers:
hotstuff trinity
moocow
Cello Girl
Otzi
wders:
shana who used to have a the after her name
Em
Duncan_Quagmire
Abby
norris-haters
Pixie Corpse
Jedi Master Vader, because he pied Otzi, but didn’t actually declare a preference for wd
wd-hatters
Frodo
Pentatonikk
people just happened to post here but don’t have a specific catergory
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas
Queenie, because she likes neither
dark lord of darkness
pie-war lovers:
groundhog22
emogrl
trukai
FF
book_addict
JS catergory
JS
and i’m not posting this list againe. so if you don’t like your side, you can change it. it’s getting too confusing.”
More pies flung, and Otzi amuzed/angered everyone by dressing up as Chuck Norris. (Posts read- “Guess Who I’MMM dressed up as!!!!!” “You can’t guess, can you????” “CHUCK NORRIS !!!!!!!!!!!!! My Chuck Norris beard is made of an old towel that is hooked around my ears, and I have my cowgirl boots on. My dad doesnt know that I cut up the old brown towel for my beard. Don’t tell him.”)
New list posted by Otzi, with all sides and people, excluding Jadestone who for some reason unknown was not on the list. This was pointed out by Muser “The Skipper Nancy and Lemon Curry.” This was responded to by Jadestone with anger, and she proceeded to pie Otzi multiple times with Key-lime pie and gave(not pied) one free to SM for pointing out the error.
Another list posted by Darth Yoda, also excluding Jadestone from it.
At this point, muser Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas joinded the nutrals and presented them each with a pie-war wepon, including the Sword of Endless Cream-Filling, the Belt of the Ginger-and-Nutmeg-Flavored Crusts, the Kokopelli Classic, the ultra secret weapon known only as “Crumbly,” the Twenty-Ton Tank of Tart Flavoredness, the Arrows of Limitless Lingdonberry
At this point, GAPA Rosanne Spector declared that PIE WARS PWN, and that muser “Violetfire” was right to say they were actually in the Pie-War Lovers Category.
New and more accurate list posted by Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas, which will be added to this history, though she also forgot to include Jadestone and the Jadestone Side.
“Ok, New, Updated List of the War Sides. To Heck With the Rebuilding Civilization! This is Far More Interesting!
Neutrals:
The Skipper avec la petite Lemon Curry (co-leader)
Copper Bigfoot (status unknown)
sweet melpomene (co-leader and warrior extroadinaire)
VioletFire (person who really must see her new destroying machine)
Sphinx (who seems to have lost interest in the war)
Gwendolyn of the Eastern Seas (resident lunatic/technological genius)
Norrisers:
hotstuff trinity (gosh, we haven’t heard from her in awhile either)
moocow (ditto)
Vegetable Foot (double ditto)
Otzi (excellent pie-flinger and co-leader)
Cello Girl (co-leader)
Watership Downers:
Em (clearly the leader; has devious plans in her head)
Duncan_Quagmire (second-in-command; Gwendolyn’s favorite invention-tester)
Abby (not heard from for quite some time)
shana who used to have a after her name (ditto. obviously the wise-cracking type)
Norris-Haters:
pixiecorpse (wanna-be goth. large and in charge of this side)
Watership Down-Haters:
Frodo (obviously missing in action, because he has not been heard from for awhile, either)
Pentatonikk: (ditto)
Otzi: (commander-in-chief. see Norrisers)
People Who Are Just Kind of In The Thick of It:
Queenie (undisputed leader. probably one of our next GAPAs.)
dark lord of darkness (most likely MIA)
Pie-War Lovers:
GAPAs (definitely. they’ve been flinging pies left and right. probably best fighters for this side)
grounhog22 (MIA)
emogrl (quit war, I think.)
Darth Yoda (general of this legion. Gwendolyn’s sworn nemesis)
truaki (status unknown)
frankenfaerie (MIA)”
After this, Jadesotne posted a notice selling herself out as a pie assassin as no one seemed to remember her. (Post as follows-
_______________________________
|…………IMPORTANT NOTICE………|
|………………………………………………|
|Jadestone has decided that, sence…..|
|there is minimal support for her group,|
|(The Jadestone group, of course)……|
|she will sell herself out as an asasen..|
|in exchange for pie-weapons…………|
|Thank you…………….…………………..|
|_______________________________|
Another list posted, also forgetting Jadestone. Jadestone pies everyone with Key-Lime.
3 posts later, The Skipper Nancy posted a message offering Jadestone 1000 pinapple pies if she would join the Nutrals.
Rosanne makes pie out of pesto sauce she was planning to have over spagetti, but decided to pour into a piecrust instead.
More pies thrown. Violetfire uses the Twenty-Ton Tank of Tart Flavoredness on everyone but the neutrals, and presents each one of them a pie sheild. All nutrals huddle together in order to discuss what their war cry should be.
GAPA Robert Coontz posts:
Wow. Nothing left but a blighted landscape littered with crust and filling. Now are you ready to start rebuilding civilization from the ruins? You could finally build that Muse Academy you’ve been talking about for so long–a place where young people could learn to use pies only for peaceful–
*slips on a glob of banana cream and thuds into a, um, seated posture*
That’s not funny.
Musers declare they are having too much fun to stop now.
All pie each other. Pieppiepie. Everywhere.
Darth Yoda declares he gives up, and will join the Neutrals and start a University on the art of pie-fighting near the battle field for all who want to attend.
GAPA Robert Coontz says he is interested in attending.
More pies. We’re at least knee-deep now. People discuss what classes they would like to teach and attend at the university. Jadestone accepts offer to join Neutrals.
End of Thread One
List of Pies Thrown in the War
By Violetfire
Coconut
Lemon Merangue
Molasses
Blueberry
Cheesecake
Pecan
Pumpkin
Plum
Key Lime
Chocolate
Choklit
Spinach
Apple
Tuna Fish
Transparent
Smart
Mince
Banana cream
Crispy saltine cracker
Sweet pickle
Pig gut
Shepherd’s
Spotted dick
Blood pudding
Snail
Cow gut
Donut
Apple-and-caramel
Giant
Butterscotch
Mince-mango-spinach-turkey-tuna-blueberry-feta cheese-bologna
Vegemite
Custard
Apple & pumpkin pie with extra hot tabasco sauce on top
Whipped cream
Broccoli and cheese
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Thats only the first thread. I havn’t gotton to the second one yet, but I’ll start on it soon. Tell me what you think.
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*huge shadow appears on the ground.everyone looks up, freaks out, and gets crushed beneath a gihegic apple pie.*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Pies to everyone from the neutral Violindino! That’s right, I’m neutral, mainly because I can’t seem to make up my mind about the hpbs. At first I was a miner for the anti hpb side, but as I mined pies, secretly I transferred half of them to the neutrals and hpb side. So, now I am a neutral, posting on this thread and wreaking havoc!
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I don’t like this pie war. I will let Kiara use the Zeppelmandarin and its resources, because I support her, but from now on I will be an advocate for piece. (Peace, that is.)
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! What am I saying? War is a grim reality, not something that can be arbitrarily given up! We cannot let the HPBs take over the world! Kiara, let us build a great fortress on the peak of Mt. Mandarin, to stand in defiance of the pink plague. We have a noble cause that cannot be abandoned. We shall not rest until the scourge of fiery magenta lagomorphs has been wiped from the Musiverse!
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my hedgehog swarms attack! flying with therte birdlike wings each carrying a pie they attack from bove! attack my minions! attack!
*kokopeli comes up to be and hugs me° thats wat ive allways wanted to do! he yells. i pie him right efore he pies me.
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You don’t understand!! The HPBs are peaceful! They are not a plauge! A tofu burger pie in the face of every person who denies the right of the HPBs to be free.!
*pies*
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120- Sadly, it is you who do not understand. If HPBs are peaceful, why don’t they just hang out in the margins and the FMP instead of actively trying to take over the letters page?
*orange cobbler*
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come join the P.H.A.
the pieing hedgehog alliance! we are armies of hedgehogs that pie people! yay!
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121-Well, it’s not as if anyone tried to stop them…obviously, you, my friend, are in the minority.
*pies all HPB-haters with EBCP(Exploding Banana Cream Pie)*
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The HPBs are saving the fan mail page from arguments and the curse of the evil cats/dogs…ahem…discussion. You should GLORIFY the HBPs! (Besides, they are fuzzy and pink). I tell you, they are protecting the magnificence of Muse, and should be heroes in the eyes of all Musers.
*Pies all of the poor, blinded people with several different types of pies*
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humph. There were two people talking about Chuck Norris by my locker. I should have instructed them in the beauties of Watership Down, but I must confess I just laughed inwardly, and meandered off towards homeroom. *pies all of the bunny-haters*
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117 – You’ve lost your mind!!!!!!!!
118 – Okay, now you’ve regained it *fortress built and manned with vicious EGS (electric green snakes) to eat any HPBs who are dumb enough to pass by.
119?122 – I’m guessing that you’re the man for aeiou. Flying hedgehogs sounds insteresting. Mind if I kidnapp a few?
124 – Evil???????? It is a perfectly reasonable argument to have, and one that has been going on ever since domestic cats and dogs both existed. I was told about this one comic where there is a picture of a cat and a dog. The dog’s thought bubble goes. “Wow. She feeds me, pets me, and adores me. She must be a god!” The cat’s thoght bubble goes. “Wow. She feeds me, pets me, and adores me. I must be a god!” Rather exaggereating both veiwpoints, but still funny!
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i need to requrute more to my army! *yet again pies kokopeli be4 he pies me*
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(113) Ahh, the sweet memories. Those were the days. Thank you for that, Jadestone.
(116 violindino) AHa! Thank you! *pies with transparent pie* You have now been initatied into the Great Neutral Party!
*pies hedgehogboy5 because he was the last person to post*
*pies him again, just for good measure*
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I join the side of the random snarling cheese-loverS!!!
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Exactly! It has been going on for too long! The HPBs bring PEACE! They should be fed, petted and adored!
Ha! pie! *pies*
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*suprsie attacks Pro-HPBs with Zeppelmandarin. They sustain heavy damage and their bunny army has been pulverized.*
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THE BUNNIES SHALL FIGHT TO THE DEAT, AND I WITH THEM! BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*another huge HPB army emerges out of nowhere, destroys the Zeppelmandarin, helps the pulverized army to recover, and thoroughly pies the opposing side*
Thank you, I-man! (squeak the bunnies)
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i am not hedgehogboy5
*pies kiaria for remark then helps him capchere them.*
hpbs are the most dachus things in the world. they are the pink mence and communist.
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*pies everyone*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *twisted*
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dang it.
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Never imprison the HPBs. They pwn.
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Armies cannot emerge from nowhere.
*sigh*
*retreats to anti-HPB fortress to begin construction of Zeppelmandarin II
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This army can!!
(all right, they were using invisibility cloaks. Now you know my secret)
*pies*
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*PIES ALL HPB-OPPRESSORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
There.
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*pies Shadowkat back*
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Me here! Aah! *ducks to avoid Shadokat’s pies* Huh? What’s happening?
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*clinging to life*
EEEP! *almost hit with a ginourmous cream puff*
I thank you, Kiara, for saving my life. Without you, I would have died. *ducks away from cheese-glue-sawdust pie* I now seek revenge on The Tominator! Now that my ship has been destroyed, I must resort to attacking from my HQ in Museicalifornia. And wait for my wounds to heal.
IMPORTANT MUSEICALIFORNIA NEWS: All pwners please report to my HQ in Bird land. An urgent meeting on the progress of Museicalifornia will be discussed.
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*hurls 1000 Jumbo Exploding Cream Puffs at SM2K’s Museicalifornia HQ*
Dodge that, fallen queen!!!
*pies Prarilius Canix back*
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I shall now assume my role as the “Pie Assassin.”
*pulls black cloak around body and disappears until someone hires her*
*evil laughter*
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*launches Zeppelmandarin II*
Lieutenant, bring meringue bombs to bear on SK’s fortress. Steady… FIRE!!!!!!!!!
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Kricket, would you join the Jadestone side? You can have one of our cannons.
*uses pie cannon an all HPB haters* *piepiepiepiepiepiepie* Wheee! This is fun! I love pie wars.. *retreats into fortress and uses pie oven to make more pies*
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*Tarte-Tatin cruise missile at Jadestone fortress*
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*pies Shadowkat* *evil laugh*
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retutes to sm2 hq
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*cranks creamers loaded with ECPs to face PC’s fortress*
Ready, aim…FIRE!!!!!!!
149-Bah! You have nothing left to pie with, and even if you did, you don’t have anything to fling them!
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Blast the ECPs out of the air! Tactical orange cobbler defense!
Officer: Aye, sir!
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133 – Sure. Yeah right.
134 – Sorry! Thanks 4 helping out.
145 – I will offer as much as I can. How much do you want to be payed, and in what currency?
146 – Yay!
147 – Kricket, bad idea. If we do not stop the HPBs, they will take over the world. We need your assistance, and everyone else’s, for that matter, to stop them.
152 – Orange Cobller Defense is ready and in operation. Should a Choclate-Salmon Surprise offense be formed?
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151- How do you would know that? Anyways, it’s not likely I break out the ginourmous nuclear pie is it? Well, if you thought I wouldn’t, you’d be very wrong. I AM! *orders army to load pie* *loads pie* *pies* *Blows up Shadowkat*
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Chocolate-Salmon Surprise engaged. Commence launch sequence.
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I have a proposal to put forward. Let us give each side a place to be, without any HPBs on my side or HPB-haters on the HPB-lovers side. I will lobby for peace as long as it is feasible, but if you continue to insist that HPBs should roam wherever they want, I will have to continue the war.
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krickt join the PHA! we have cookies!
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YAR HAR HAR! YAR HAR HAR! YAR HAR HAR! YAR HAR HAR! YAR HAR HAR! YAR HAR HAR! YAR HAR HAR! YAR HAR HAR!
I AM LORD_OF_JUNK, ALLY OF THE SMF (I hope…) AND LEADER OF THE SPAGHETTITONUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAR HAR HAR!
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Spaghettitonus will now be known as ~S~!
COKE AND MENTOS AT THE READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VICTORY FOR ~S~!!! FIRE!!!!!
*splatters HBPs with coke*
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someone join me. please.
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154-My brother says you just did the whole world a favor.
*sigh* Seeing as SM2K has blown me up, I am now nothing but a ghost in this land of war, alliances, and pieing…oh, well, I will haunt it forever!!! Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Beware the ISC, named for its inflamable spaghetti bombs. The labs aboard the Starship Abnormal have invented ways of making pies, so that hot fudge can be kept boiling hot and not leak out until the pie hits, ways of placing marshmellows so that they poke and pinch the target in an awful way, ways of making pies that have never been imagined!
BWA HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:twisted:
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Yo, kricket I hire you. Pie shadowkat. Heres 80 pwnts
DIE HPBs! OR FACE THE WRATH OF ~S~!!!!!!!
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BWA HA HA!!!!!
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161- Can I blow up a ghost?
HPBs SHALL DIE! DIE DIE DIE! *pies*
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164-Hey, I’m dead. Your little pies will go right through me.
165-No, you can NOT blow up a ghost! I am INVINCIBLE!!!!!!! You’ll never be rid of me! Mwahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!
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166-NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh well. Kricket I have chosen you as my sucsesser. You may not accept, and if so pass the banner of ~S~ on to someone worthy.
I will now join Musiecalifornia, for they may need my Mrgreens with their paralyzing grin, or my self centered “cool” smiles who can make even the bravest warrior lose their confidence, 
or, last but not least, my manaical twisteds who will fight to the death witout question!
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Oh man, i’ve been neglecting this. Sorry guys. *pies everybody within pieing distance*
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garlic! get your garlic! you wont be pie by shadowkat if you have garlic
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NO.
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CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Museicalifornian Anti-HPB Alliance is my side. MAHPBA Forever!
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167,172- YAY! For being so totally awesome, you each get another load of 6,000,001 pies, assorted. And I will send you each one fourth of my army. That should help.
*Note: My army started out as 6,000,000, but has grown to 12,000,000.
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Chocolate Salmon Surprise offense doubled, marching upon Pro-HPBs now. Brings pie cannons and stolen pie supplies from the mines underneath Day-twah.
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\\\\The Tominator\\\\\ ‘s fleet randomly bombs anyone in this battle or anyone in his way do to the fact that he is a pierate.
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\\\\The Tominator\\\\\’s fleet of 2,000,000 flying Sky Ships is presently hovering over Museicalifornia and will drop all their ECPs on you if SM2K does not surrender Museicalifornia to \\\\The Tominator\\\\\.
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Post 176 also goes for Snow Cap islands
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169-AHHHH!!!!!!! Not garlic!!! Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha, I’ll go into ghost form! What now, foos?! Sorry, had to do it.
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Since I am dead, and can do no damage to anyone living, I hereby declare myself owner of the Otherworld Outlet!
We provide weapons and ammunition to valiant and brave warriors in the Pie War 2007. Supplies go to whoever suggests a reasonable price first.
Our inventory includes:
20 Banana Cream Pies
15 Key Lime Pies
15 Chocolate-Salmon Surprise Pies
10 Pietapults
10 Creaming Cannons
5 Bubble Gum Boppers
1 Shooting Star Ship
I’m open to trading. Please contact me if you would like to do business. Thank you!
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Musiecalifonia shall never surrendur!
Shadowkt I’ll give you 500 er 1000 pwnts for the sgootig srar ship. Make that 1500.
Parllius Canix I travelled to the Chadium mountains and found a creatures that have apparently been living in colonies undiscovered for years. They are most commonly called Ravangars. They are strong and carnivorous. Maybe we could use them?..Any way I thought it might interest you.
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Lord_of_Junk-About how many dollars are we saying a pwnt is worth, just so I have some idea…I only have 1 Shooting Star Ship, you know, so it’s worth a lot. And I’m neutral, now, since I can’t fight, anyway. So we might be able to…but I would also suggest brining some Bvorgs from the North Pole…tehe…check out the Ships’ Logs thread, Part 5, for more info.
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Musecalifornia will NOT EVER surrender. I will fight to the death! Tominater shall surrender or face the wrath of me, my 12,000,000 peeps in my army, Allies, AND MY MOTHER!!!! MWA HA HA HA!
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I declare the entire range of Chadium Mountains a MAHPA protectorate, ruled from the capital on Mt. Mandarin. The entire MAHPA fortress is filled with trained Ravangars who have been fed exclusively on hot pink bunnies for their entire lives.
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181-Fine. $3,000=1500pwnts. I’ll give 3000pwnts ($6000).
176-You stupid fool! You think you can thwart us? Then feel the pierpower of the Starship Abnormal! (by the way your outnumbered. Theres also the Starship Bannana, sister ship of the Abnormal, and the Kokopods small manuverable fighters. ) Pwt Pwns, and you know it Tominator!
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To quote Cheynne chiefs Dull Knife and Little Wolf: “If you wish to fight, I will fight you.
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Erm,50000pwnts for the Shooting star ship Shadowkat.
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Lord_of_Junk-Done. The Shooting Star Ship is now yours!
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Thank you. (Drat! Now I’m broke!)
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What are pwnts? Star Ship? I’m confuzzled.
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GAPAs, PLEASE don’t cut this site! It is my blog for news of Museicalifornia! True, it’s not that great, but P-ease don’t!
[Sorry! Rules are rules. –Robert]
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Then read all of the posts! 
Gosh!
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Lord_of_Junk , was 191 to me?:cry: If it was, I did, or a little bit. So, what are these pwnts?:???:
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money.
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192&193-Yes.
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190-not nessicsrilay…
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So… You’re buying space ships? 
– 
Oh, this gives me an idea…
Are these virtual space ship, or models or… um… actual 
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196-Virtual. I bought the only Shooting star Ship ($50000-ouch!)
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aliens have laser pies…
they hurt….
trust me.
*wheels out big package covered with a blanket*
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*pies everyone not on my side while circling in Zeppelmandarin*
*all of them are trapped beneath meringue*
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PPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh heh.
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My splurge gun! It’s too much MP for me, but I can sock people over head with it. *snicker*
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*Drops 8 27,097,775,475,434,756,429,722,751,437 lbs anvils on splurge gun*
Oops…Sorry!
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POST, OR I WILL PIE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (if you are on an enemy side)
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203 – Which side are you on?!?!?!?!?!
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Pie.
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Well that was completly random.
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Since the only people who have posted in a while share my principles (down with HPBs), I think that we won the war. The dots at the beginning are to keep this from showing up on the recent comments bar and enraging people who are so misguided that they think HPBs are good. Now that we have peace (however brief), I think that we should set up a virtual civilization, like Museica or the Pieceful Pie Planet. HPB-free, of course. Noconejitarosacaliente, or something like that. If anyone can tell me what that means, I’ll give them a huge box of virtual choklit.
Anyway, most of the civilization would be in the Chadium Mountains. A cold climate, lots of coniferous forests, much snow, and waterfalls. And high-tech, but in harmony with nature. Lots of airships, like the Zeppelmandarin II. What do you say?
Of course, it’s possible that war would pop up again. This is just temporary.
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207- Never! Not as long as I am here!
*violently attacks with cannon*
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Key lime of DOOOOMM!!!!
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Dang. What side are you on, Jadestone? If you like HPBs, the war will have to start up again. *sigh*
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204-Musiecalifornia
*Pies Kiara*
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I’m on the Jadestone side!! bow down to me or suffer the consequences!
*piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie*
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Museicalifornia is allied with MAHPA, L_O_J. You have no right to pie Kiara, as she is a MAHPAer.
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But I can!! *pies Kiara, Lord_of_Junk and Prarilius Canix*
Y’kno PC, I thought you would have brought back the prarie-dog lovers side. Oh well, doesn’t affect me!!
*piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie*
*retreats to fortress*
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Uhhh…. whats a pie war? do i get to blow stuf up?
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You pick a side, the two sides that still seem to to post regularly are the Anti HotPinkBunny side and my side, the Jadestone side. Then you trough different type of pies at each toher. You can make them exploding pies if you wish.
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*pies Jadestone with orange cobbler*
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212-oops. Sorry.
213-Hey! *pies Jadestone*
This is the Pie Trebuche!!! Fear it!!!!
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OMG!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PICTURE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*pies everyone and their mothers with BCP*
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fortunately kag missed that. {]~ pies shadowkat. sorry random question: is it shadowkat after kitty pride from the x-men? or is it just random?
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Arg..Jadestone, you foul…ooh…you hit me with…a poison pie…unhhh
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I have returned! The HPBS will be saved!
207-NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*drops Canix in a giant mushroom and banana pie*
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220-Actually, my name is Katie, and I had a cat (who ran away) named Shadow, and, I don’t know, I’m kinda mysterious, too, and have always had a thing for darkness…yeah, it was pretty much random. Where’d you get yours?
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*dramatic pause*
*JAWS theme music starts playing*
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*Zeppelmandarin II bursts out of banana-mushroom pie and fires a lemon meringue cruise pie at Purplefinch*
HPBs die!
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piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepieeiepiepiepiepiepiepie’s jadestone
hello
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Okay:
1) What are the sides, if any?
2) Which side, if any, should I join?
3) Any rules I should know about, or is this just all-out Pie War?
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I’m…dying…haargh
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MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
227- Join my side! We fight not over pety matters such as HPBs like the opposing side, but for glory and the love of battle!! And countless other reasons!
228- Oops… I didn’t know I threw a poison one… I’ll give you tha antidote if you don’t pie me as I hand it to you, though. This thread’s losing to many people to have one just die on us.
*loads PIE OF DOOM into Pie Cannon* *gets on Pie Poler Bear Ishtar and draws slingshot, ready to pie*
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
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Aaarg…strange…who knew near-death experences had a U2 soundtrack…
229-sorry…to…weak…ooaarg…
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230-Haha! Nice…
*pies Necromance just for the fun of it, then explains*
227-Well, it started out as being completely random, and then someone dissed the HPBs (Hot Pink Bunnies), and the Pro-HPB and Anti-HPB sides were born. We’ve lost and gained alot of people since then, so it’s somewhat unclear as to who’s on what side, at this point, but the sides still exist, so all you have to do is pick one. But, of course, then there’s Jadestone, who’s pretty much fighting for no reason.
Pro-HPB:
Shadowkat
purplefinch
Anti-HPB:
Prarilius Canix
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and I don’t like hpbs ethere
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And Kiara. She’s anti-hpb. So is Lord_of_junk.
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Hey!! I have plenty of resons to be here! You just don’t need to know them right now. Secrecy is important in this plan, heh heh heh…
And I am the Jadestone side!! I even won the last war with the neutrals, we were JadeOp!
*sigh* Fine. *dumps antidote down L_o_J’s throat*
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234- Technically, you didn’t win. The PDL/PWLs were still fighting when I put forward the Lemon Meringue Treaty. But let’s not bring up old grudges. I have a feeling we’ll have some new grudges to settle soon enough *pies Jadestone*
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Pro-HPB:
Shadowkat
purplefinch
Anti-HPB:
Prarilius Canix
the man for aeiou
Kiara
Lord_of_Junk
Jadestone:
Jadestone
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Aw, man! I did it wrong! Snapple… Which HTML do you use to turn something green?
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ATTENTION ALL PIE WARRIORS
The sovereign state of Museica is under attack. I have come here to find any of you with a rather mercenarial bent. I will offer as much virtual choklit as required to any who wish to fight for Museica.
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*lies unmoving on the ground* …cough…
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This is the most prolonged death scene I’ve ever witnessed. Would someone please help LoJ, one way or the other?
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Thank you Jadestone. All warriors under SMK2: you fools have betrayed me. That I cannot forget. As the poison weakened me my spirit struggled to escape from my body and become a ghost. As it began to free itself from the confines of my body, it was fused with the remains of my crumbling soul. Now I am Ragevuire the half-ghost. You cannot stand against me. I am immortal! *fires flaming pies at Musiecalifornia* Jadestone, I lend you my services. I am yours to command. For unlike Shadowkat I can cause direct harm. BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!
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Oops. Too late.
*vanishes back into GAPA-space*
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240 & 242-well, I was waiting for help…no thanks to musiecalifornia. *snif*
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241- Oops. Looks like you’re dead. Well, I tried.
Allright, well, I suppose we should put aside our difference for oh, an hour or so and defend the country of Museica. Then we will go back to war!!! MWAHAHAHA! But for now, ‘m off to defend Museica. Acompany if you wish. *bows* *skips off to thread*
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MUSEICALIFORNIA HAS BEEN VICTORIOUS!!! Oh burn.
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244-not really. I’m only a half-ghost.
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I am on the brave and noble side of the HPBs also!! Once you return from saving Museica, you shall be pied! *lays pie-traps*
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247- *pies* I dislike HPBs.
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247-pie down with hpbs
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*pies everybody exept Jadestone and the HPB haters, Musiecalifornia ommited*
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*pies to all! hooray!!! we got pie in math yesterday cuz it was pi day!!! i like pie! maybe i will go have some pie…*
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*PIE*
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252-Is that all you do?!
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hits lrthesm with pie
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*PIEPIEPIE*
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I have been working all day on this and here it is:
The banana cream treay!!!!!!!!!
1.all hpb shal by remover from musecalifora and given to shadowkat and her side. If they don’t wan’t them we can kill them
2.shadowkat and l-o-j will get there bodys back
3.we shall stop the war that has been going on for two long mounths
4.the thread for musecaliforia shall begain
5.an hpb thread shall be started.
if you like it ,sign it!
I ,the man for aeiou ,here by aficks my name to this here document
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I will ratify the treaty if I get to design the Chadium Mountains.
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NO. FOR THE LAST TIME!! I”M A HALF-GHOST!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO DRILL IT INTO YOUR THICK SKULLS?!! I HAVE A BODY!
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258-but you’ll have a more solid body!
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I already do! I’m immortal-like aghost-but I have a solid body, and can cause direct harm.
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Well maybe… But! For the record…I HAVE A BODY-I AM A HALF GHOST.
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256-I second the request for a HPB thread. GAPAs?
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That was not a request for a thread! that was a document put forth by the anti-hpb side!!!!!!
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263-Nevermind, I misunderstood what you were trying to say.
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yea? What?
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Its boring when no one posts. PPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE What does {em} do?!
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I’ll find out..
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Hold on, that wouldn’t be fair to the HPB lovers. I’m not on either side, but we should have a representitive from them to be fair.
I don’t really feel that strongly abouth them, though I don’t think i wold be fair to ban them from Museica altogether. How about they are all relocated to their own island, and if people want them as pets/whatever they have to have a licence? Then the majority of them are gone so the HPB haters are okay(if it’s not enough, you can even set up a securitysystem and watch them on their island to mak sure they’re not uo to no good), and they’re still alive and you can own one with proper licencing so the HPB lovers ae okay.
We should make this fair, aftr all.
*piepiepiepiepiepiep* Keeeeey-lime. yum.
Hey, I havn’t signed it yet.
*pie*
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270-I like it!!
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Posts.
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272- Eh? Oh, I see the “posts” at the end there. Well then.
I don’t think they’ll continue it, though. It’s not very active, and we’ve almost ended the war. Making a new thread would just start it up again.
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*pies everyone, just for the fun of it*
I HATE KEY LIME PIE!!!!!!!
UP WITH LEMON MERINGUE!!!!!!!
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*Asks former Jade-Ops if they will reband*
*offers Pie- and π-War Wolves and Pie Mine Fortress (Pie Mines taken over from Pie Wars and turned into a fortress)*
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*Pies everyone except for former JS side*
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PIE PIE PIE!!!! I think I’ll conquer the Chadium Mountains…
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WA-HA-HA-HA!!!!! Its the bunny smasher!!!
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Hey, the Chadium Mountains aren’t affiliated with Museicalifornia.
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As far as I know, the Pie Mines aren’t either. They are, I believe, located in Museica.
*Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side**Pies everyone except for former JS side*
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277- Good idea! SMASH THE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!Down with :ideas:s!
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Oops.
Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!
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Yo waz up I’m back. My announcement is you should be doing heavy breathin while my atomic cream puffs fall on your little heads
P.S. I still own the cream puff clouds which is now known as Destination annihlation.
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i have alien glowing green pies. fear me.
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I am the new ruler of the hpbs. There is no need to fear them any more! They don’t attack unless I tell them to, so you are not in danger! YAYAYAYAY FOR MY BUNNIES!
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278-Drat! You’re back! 
How do you post in green?!
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*Pies HAWK*
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283-*pies with ECP’s*
Yeah, what now?! Bring it.
285-*pies The Hawk*
*pies The Hawk’s bunnies*
DOWN WITH HPB’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!we.must.kill.all.the.HPB’s.who’s.with.me?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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285- YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!! Just Kidding. I would never have the patience to do all that YAY FOR ‘s
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288- Absolutly Nobody. *pies the already pied bunnies* but we are in on pieing bunnies *trys to pie a bunny and misses and hits old lady* gotta go
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288-ME!ME!ME!
290-HA!
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I’m with you too.
Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!Down with :idea:s!
Yay!!!!!!
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Woot!!! We will destroy them!!!!!
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You know, we should have codes to make HMB’s, HCB’s, and HRB’s, too…that would be really cool!
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Of course, I don’t know how hard it is to make them, so don’t feel obliged, or anything, if it’s a hassle, GAPA’s…:mrgreen:
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921-ITS NOT FUNNY!!! SHES GONNA KILL ME!!!
291,292,293- *pies* *sends army of x 1,000 to destroy all weapons* *hides alll hpb’s under cloak of invisibility and cheese making
Now I figure out that old lady is actually an HCB in desquize. Oogy boogy. Wow she looks kinda disturbing. Im getting scared now.
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285- (in hypnotized voice) Yay For Yay For
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Aren’t the bunnies great now that they aren’t torturing anybody, aren’t ruling anybody, and are just being nice with me as their ruler? YAYAYAY!
w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for !
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297- (in hypnotized
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297-(in hypnotized voice) w00t for w00t for
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w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for ! w00t for !
OK, That’s enough. see post 297 for more.
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NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kill the :idea:!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why do you hate the bunnies? They are being nice now!
Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the ! Love the !
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I hate the hpb kill :ideas:
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/ :IDEA:
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ahhh!!!!!!!!
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yes! kill the
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Ach. I suppose the treaty shall not be ratified quite yet, then. Oh well. ON WITH THE WAR!!
Oh, Glassboro!!You’re here! Yay! Support!!
*piepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepies everyone except Jadestone Side*
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People, you still have not said why you hate the ! I am their new ruler, so they are not to be feared, and any that are still attacking people are not real !
Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the ! Kiss the !
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You are their new ruler? Okay, then. I have always supported the HPBs.
*Pies the people who dislike HPBs*
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Thanks purplefinch! Glad to see somebody likes them!
Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute ! Look at the cute !
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*bows down to the cuteness*
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What?! I don’t like them because they’ve tried to take over the world, and they’ve attacked me in the process! I’m lucky to be alive!
Kill the :idea:!!!
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307- Do you still have your weapon? If you do, it wasn’t destroyed. Pie- and π-War Wolves can’t be destroyed.
*Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s* *Pies all :idea:s*
Do you know if there are any others who were on the Jade-Ops side?
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Also, Jadestone, you should go to Museica.
*Could the Gapas make a Jadestone and Glassboro only thread? I have a private plan, that I want to ask Jadestone to help me with.
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We couldn’t make a thread that only you could see, but we could make one that said “Jadestone and Glassboro ONLY. Everybody else KEEP OUT.” That would guarantee that everybody else on the blog would look at it, though.
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That would be a problem. I need IDEAS!!!!
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Maybe you could hide it carefully?
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How does Kiki the Great do the hands? I just noticed them.
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Sorry about so many posts in a row, but shouldn’t there be a Pie War 2007 Part 2?
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315-Lol.
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