These posts from Part the Fourth give some preliminary details on the newest developments:
Let’s say there is a country in the middle of the Burnt Crust Wasteland (which is south of Museica and north of Muserland) that wants to conquer the Musiverse. On the days when people are feeling a little bit evil, they can release their impulses by becoming a leader of this country, and when they’re feeling good, they can be on the side of Muserland or Museica. So there will be an intermittent pie war, to keep us from getting bored, but not a constant, all-consuming one.
There are several regions in it.
Hottpincbunniland- The largest region, where the cute Bunnius nicegoodus is ruled by the tyrannical Bunnius evilus. The fact that the species look identical only confuses us more.
Tiffanlaneia- A place where Muse is banned, inhabited by gossip-mongering cell-phone zombies. Seventeen and People are the only magazines allowed.
Pellikokona- Ruled by an evil clone of Kokopelli, it is a wasteland filled with Pie Barbarians who pie not for fun, but out of cruelty.
These horrible countries form the Triple Alliance of Misery (TAM), which is constantly scheming to conquer Museica and Muserland.
Here are some maps of Muserland:
Does Urania have supplies we can send to aid those under attack? Are we under attack? If we can help those being attacked, I’d like to. We could organize a pie airdrop! With little pie parachutes. I don’t know what for.
As far as I know, no one’s under attack.
Museica looks complicated.
Not yet, anyhow.
4- PIE HIM!!!
Oh wait . . . he’s probably PC in disguise . . .
But it’s not worth the risk. Sorry, PC!
*piespiespiespiespiespies*
Re: (5) Somehow I think Alice needed that.
What on earth are you talking about?
Sorry, I’m in a strange mood right now.
Due to the timely shipment of antigravite from the Aeolian Independent Republic, Lewis Carroll is now off the ground and hovering at 100 feet, being blown westerly. We will have to set up an electromagnetic “bounce” field at our borders so that our cities don’t stray into other provinces.
8- Lewis Carroll? Huh?
9-capital of crraw
the museverse is huge and will not be taken over
10- Someone needs to tell the TAOM that.
I think what they actually aim to do is take over Museica and Muserland.
I’m here! So do other people come live in the different lands or something, or is it restricted? What I’m saying is can I let a few people live in Ice?
I’m glad to be a part of this now!
12- You can let people live in Ice, sure. Speaking of which- what are your exports? Ours are chocolate and knowledge.
Mine is fish. And there are more minor things such as coconuts (from the tropical part), and there are a good many people willing to build boats in exchange for whatever you would like to trade, but lumber must be supplied, as I have none.
Can you have several exports?
How about ice cream, pure water and a certain type of plant that calms and soothes? I might find more things I can do later, but I think I just need to settle in first!
E2MB/others looking for a home-wanna come to Ice with me?
RtH the Happy to be in Ice!
museland can attack pellikokona and museica tiffanlaneia
Sure. *Joins RtH in ice*
Um…….what exactly do we do, besides fight the enemies in burnt crust wasteland?
17- Trade.
15- I’ll trade you ice cream for chocolate.
14- Coconut for knowledge.
18- Righto. Here is the coconut(s).
18-How much chocolate?
17-Yay! Um, yea, trade and build things to live in and stuff. And build snow forts!
19- You can have one book per two coconuts.
20- 15 tons for an equivalent amount of ice cream.
Okay…I have a supplier for the dairy parts, and if you wish I will mix some of the chocolate with the ice cream to make it a chocolate chip kind. Then you would have to supply the extra, say, 1.5 tons of chocolate. But I will mix it if you want.
I will have my inspectors ready for the delivery…
23- Just plain ice cream, thank you very much.
Right. I’m readying for the delivery of 200 coconuts.
By that I meant readying to deliver them, of course.
Right. What books would you like? Just name the titles. If we don’t have one, we’ll get it. If it doesn’t exist, we’ll write it.
27- Yikes. *names several imaginary titles*
24-Then we can exchange the items right now. Have them load the chocolate in the large building at the port and I’ll be shipping the ice cream. They will deliver as soon as the chocolate is deemed safe. Thank you for your business!
HAWK
GAPAs, could you put up all Muserland maps you have received? Burning fire gems (see previous thread) are the only export of Fire. Now, to buisness! Muserland and Museica are in peril from TAM, and it is up to us to stop them!
it seems to me that the best strategy would be to make them battle each other. as follows:
tell tiffanlaneia that hottpincbunniland kidnapped brad pitt. in a fit of rage, they will destroy all Bunnius evilus. after, tell we shall tell tiffanlaneia that pellikokona is planing on decreeing that everyne must get pied at least five times per day. in ayet another fit of rage, they will descend on pellikokona in all their hot-pink nailpolish (the same that paris hilton wore!) nonglory. then, when it is only tiffanlaneia left, the musers will fight them. using the new and improved* anti-pop culture sheild. by playing someone reading a good book (we can take a vote as to which one) we shall soon defeat them. if that doesn’t work there is always the einstein sprayguns.
*how can something be new and improved? if its new, then how can it be the second edition?
31- Sounds good!
13-Good idea! Or maybe when we tell tiffanlaneia that hotpincbunniland kidnapped brad pitt*, we can also tell pellikokona that pieing is punishable by death in tiffanlaneia, making the evil clone ravage tiffanlaneia, and then we tell him that they are in hotpincbunniland, and they will surprise the tiffanlanians and destroy them just before they destroy hotpincbunniland, then while the pellikokonans destroy the rest of hotpincbunniland, we secretly fight them, defeating TAM. Though that probably won’t work.
*Who is Brad Pitt, anyway? A rock star?
33- I think he’s a movie star.
BUT PEOPLE!!!: REMEMBER I GAVE ALL OF THE BAD BUNNIES A POTION AND THEY ARE GOOD NOW. THERE ARE NO BAD ONES TO DESTROY!!! I just can’t get this message across for some reason…
35- No, you can’t, because for us it just isn’t true. If there is no crisis, no ultimate evil to destroy, then the story loses its thrill. We all yawn and put the book down, because it is so boring. For you, who never believed in evil bunnies anyways, they are as good as ever. For us, the potion didn’t work, it never happened, there was no crucial point, and therefore, we must make one ourselves.
35- Not the ones in Hottpincbunniland. Zemtee, however, is Evilus-free.
33/34- this is why i came back to museblog. the delights of people who don’t know who brad pitt is. (all i know is that he’s a movie star, and, for some unknown reson, famous).
are we agreed as to this plan then?
(33, 34, 38) The sad thing is, Brad Pitt started out as an actor.
37-I would be happy to give you some of the potion, as it isn’t as violent as trying to kill them all off.
And I did realize there were some evil ones, and that is why I did my best to fix the problem.
Yes. I agree with the plan. The bunnius nicesgoodus will aid us against tiffanlaneia if we can protect them in the attack on hotpincbunniland by tiffanlaneia.
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=917/comment#=30 Nothing like a link for calling the GAPAs’ attention to a previous request.
[https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=917/#comment-30 ]
(42) I’ve posted them in the blurb at the top of the page.
I just sent you something GAPAs!
Wait what is the difference between Museica and Muserland?
Muserland was formed because certian people couldn’t join Museica, so they created a new country.
Pie. It is a wonderful creation. Now we just needto Pie TAM. *Lifts two huge pies*
So this is Museica? I thought so…
Thanks for posting my map, GAPAs!
Eat pie RtH! Nooo, actuallllllly, throw it.
(48) RtH, for future reference, could you save graphics in a more generic file format: TIF, JPG, or BMP? That would be very helpful.
50-Oh. Sorry! I_um I don’t know how to do that on a mac so I will go look for them…
49-Where should I throw it?
Okay *Is really sorry for 3post*
My mom just showed me how to save things as a jpeg so I will send things like that next time.
(53) Thanks, RtH! That will do just fine.
54-The funny thing is, I didn’t even know it was possible to do such a thing! *Laughs at his lack of computer skills* I wonder if they make a stupid person’s guide to working a computer or something?
55- they do . It’s called pcs for dummies
56-*Hopes there is macs for dummies* HEY!!! Are you calling me a dummy or somethan’?
51- I really don’t care. preferrably at a member of TAM.
58-OK!
*Throws pie at TAM person with such force it knocks them down*
*follows suit*
Alice, in this land we live right next to each other! Not on Earth, though…
61- I don’t even know where you live on Earth. Nowhere close, though.
57-*yes there is a macs for dummies.* no I am not dummy you called yourslef a dummy!
I will trade blocks of ice for mittens, coats, and shovels to build our snow forts with!
64-Good idea! We should have a brainstorming meeting!
OH PLEEEEZ DON’T LET THIS THREAD DIE PEEPUL!!!!!!
OH PLEEEEZ DON’T LET THIS THREAD DIE PEEPUL!!!!!!
Oh I see that worked
All right. Citizens of Ice, let us hold a brainstorming session!
I’m here, but I’m just not inspired.
Okay. I am going to make a dangerous journey into pellikokona. I will disguise myself as Pellikoko and kidnap the real Pellikoko. *puts on disguise* How do I look?
70-dashing.
71-Thanks. Wish me luck. *leaves*
R-t H- People don’t want the good bunnies, they want to fight them as far as I can tell.
Anyway, could I have a summary of what’s happened? I’m too lazy to read it, and I want to get back to watching Invader ZIM.
73 – I’m only against the bad bunnies now. The good bunnies behave, so I don’t mind them as long as they don’t live with me.
73-Well, many people either want them or don’t mind them existing at least.
74-You beat me to it.
What I mean is that people are perfectly happy with the good ones but want to fight the bad ones. It’s something to do, see?
77-Frankly, I’d rather just trade and build stuff around Museica, and maybe fight off something/body trying to sneak in than fight little bunnies…Now what would try to sneak in, and how to stop them?….
Um, please don’t let this thread die!
This seems like such a fun thing I wish more people would come to this thread so it could be back up and running. An average of 0.73333333333 posts per day for the last 11 days doesn’t show much hope for it, though. PLus I have been posting for the last two days with this name but that didn’t get any attention.
80- Would it help if I told you I have writer’s block?
And that I was in France for two weeks, and then I had to exhaust myself with water polo when I got back?
Well, here I am, hiding in a duongeon is the royal palace of pellikokona, using a laptop I took from a guard. I hope no one finds me, as it would seem suspicious for Pellikoko to hide in a doungeon with a laptop, and from there, it would be only a short thing before they found the real Pellikoko stashed in a suitcase in the royal bedroom. I’m doomed if anyone opens the suitcase. So far, I’ve fooled everyone, but a few people are spreading rumors. They are currently building factories to manufacture their new secret weapon, Harry Potter Pies, mostly Avada Kedrava pies, always fatal. I think the prisoner in this cell is waking up. I’ve gotta run. Bye.
83-Bye! Good luck! Break a leg! No, that wouldn’t help.
81/82-OK, fine. Now that you’re back, and even if Alice still has writers block, we could probably get a little trading done.
HAWK, reporting from the friendly country of ICE
I’ll trade…something…for…OOH! I know! SOMETHING! Can you tell that I don’t know what I have, or what I want? And will you change your name back to normal please? It doesn’t help.
Crubyon is now airborne. I have ambitious plans for this.
ATTENTION GLASSBORO: CLICK ON MY NAME, PLEASE.
The Great Library is airborne, as are our towns. Now to unveil the plan:
The chocolate section of Museica is to become a provincial park, and the province of Crraw is to become a nomadic cluster of aerial towns. This will preserve a great portion of the environment. The Chocolate Pipeline will be kept going by a deep dark chocolate mine that has just been dug, with criminals sentenced to hard labor working in it.
Of course, since this will affect many of our citizens, they must vote on the proposal to determine if it will go forward. Our only known citizen is Glassboro, the librarian. May we have his/her (sorry, I don’t know) vote?
85-Okay, I just left the prime muser part for while I’m on this thread. Right now we can trade ice cream if you like, so if you find something I want we can work out a good deal!
87-Boy. And BTW-I’ve tried-either the GAPAs or the blog program edits out any links in your name.
83- The sacralige! To make such horrid pies…. Quite a whle ago, I believe in the second and/or third part of this saga, as Kokopellian PM I had an army, The Kokopelli Pie Defense Force. Please tell me if it would be of any use.
The Production Building is going to churning out a whole line of assorted ice cream flavors as soon as we decide on some, so just let us know what you want and what you can trade for it!
Red-Tailed Hawk:
What flavors of ice cream do you think we should have?
My votes: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Blueberry, Mint Chocolate Chip, Pistachio.
Also, if you are Prime Muser, what am I?
This just in! Some hot-pink bunnies have been seen wandering around Northern ICE. They seem to be from hotpincbunniland. Is this a concern of ours?
87- I’m a librarian as well as prime muser of plasma? Shweet.
Does Fire have any citizins(sp?)? I need some citizens! Yes, I’m back. In my haste to leave the cell, I pressed an extra key on the laptop, situated between Escape and F1. It was unmarked, but pressing it transported me here. *looks up**sees pie overhead falling straight for me!* Yikes! *dodges pie**pie hits ground harmlessly* Now, back to the citizens thing. As of now, Fire has no citizens. Would somebody please become a citizen?
93- Citizen.
94-Yes, thank you. But the point is, I need some citizens!
90/91-Sound like good flavors to me, especially the chocolate. The bunnies can stay if they are good and don’t bother us. You can be just a citizen, or head of a department. You can be in charge of productions if you like, as the spot is open and you seem to have some good ideas. I’ll take one of the flying machines to the North and check out those bunnies, and will be back soon to help with the trading.
Prime Muser HAWK out!
I NEED SOME CITIZENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t we all. Much as I hate to admit it, I think that this thread’s going to die again.
Well, I’m not going to just stand and watch it die!!! *has a party and invites all MBloggers to come have pie+ice cream* Why didn’t I think of it before?
this therd was atempt to save museica. it did not work.I read this therd every day,but I just can’t think of something to say.the only prime muser of museica active is pc and zyviva. pc hasn’t been on scine 87.zyviva hasn’t been on scine 89. I have a stament so i am doble posting.
99-Ooh! Party! I’ll come! *goes to party*
100-the man for aeiou, would you like to become a citizen of fire?
stament from the cheif justice of museica.
greeting museica and muserland.the condtouson of this land say that the vice pms take over incase of the pm not acting. there are no vpms. as cheif justice of museica I will be taking over as a pm for the states of:
mimi
aeiou
bo
feather
pwt
urania
chad
this is till a pm of the sates above post to get there positions back.
signed,
the man for aeiou,
cheif justice of museica.
this is affetif post 100 (this one!)
I’m here but I have writer’s block.
100- Excuse me? I’m the PM of plasma. I’ll fry your brains like they’ve never been fried before! {insert maniacal laughter}
104-no I mean pms of museica. plasma is in muserland.
stament fo war from the cheif justice of museica
hello. this is to say that the pms have voted to attack TAM. the museican army is marching in to tiffanlaneia.
long live museica!
signed,
the man for aeiou
cheif justice of museica
new laws form the cheif justice of museica
hello. this to inform you about some new laws.
law #1: smoking and drinking are here by banned.
law #2: there is now a public dounut shop in every town.
law #3: there is universal heath care.
signed,
the man for aeiou,
cheif justice of museica
new admentments to the contion
admentment 1: a preson my hold more than one postion in the gonverment
admnetment 2: a pm is inactive if 40 posts have passed. after 10 more post the static is changed from “under cheif justices care” to “part of the cheif justice job”. that is the satic till the pm posts again.
opps froget to sign it:
signed,
the man for aeiou
cheif justice of museica
101-if I can still be a ctizen of museica I will be a ctizen of fire.
99-party!
to clarify post 108:
if a pm dos not post for thirtey posts it is “uder chief justice”
after 40 post from the last on it is “part of job”
post people!
oh well. I guess that this is old,but POST ON THE MUSEICA THERD!
earth and shadow pms are gone!
Right. I’m still here, but I’m using my energies for different projects. But I have not abandoned you.
this to say how the war is going
the war is going good. half of the country is now taken over.
no museica citzens have been killed.
the war shall be done by morning.
signed,
the man for aeiou
chief justice of museica
real sroory for the 12 posts in a row!
I am now a protector of crraw.
a thing to explean why I do this
I do this because nobdy care for museica. well, mark my words, museica will not die! I will keep it alive! I will! I will!
I am now protector of kokopelli!
quick note on the war!
the war is going quickly! they have taken ovr the capital.if it keeps up like this by 5,museblog time, it will be over! no, wait it it is! the TAM is now the DAM!
120- Huh?
note on how the wars doing!
this is to say that tinaffanlaneia is now part of museica and now reconsted. it is now a muse- and pie- loving place! they are burning gossip magize!
museica has invaded hottpincbunniland!
long live museica!
signed,
the man for aeiou
chief justice
well, that was quick!
we found a why to tell the difernenets(the evil ones live in the houses,waile the good one live on the street.). we rounded them up and put the good bunneys in chage. the bad bunneys are in bunny cages. they hate all the peting and stuff!
we are now invading pellikoko
well,the title tells you every thing!
signed,
the man for aeiou,
cheif justice of museica
121-DAM-double allice aggest museica!
the DAM is now just pellikoko!
I am now pm of craww!
You know, don’t you, that this is going to make this thread even deader than before? TAM was all that was keeping it even semi-alive.
Where is Museica in relation to Muserland? I keep getting them confused because this thread says Museica at the top. So I’m in Muserland, but I don’t know where Museica is…
Wow, tmfa, no offense but you’ve taken everything to do out of this thread. I’m now seriously considering leaving.
This is a big joke. TMFA can’t take over EVERYTHING!!!!!! *fights him back to the shadows*
pm of kokopelli!
129-no, now that I contorol all of museica,the country that museica took over (the TAMs) I will attack you! *takes over earth* ha! now my troops will invade ice! Museica will rise! all hail Museica.
this is the man for aeiou. if you don’t let me in I will send my pmds in to ice!
(pwd=pies of mass discrution!)
I will give you 24 hours to responed to 132.
OK, you can’t just say *I took over suchandsuch*and have taken it over. If nobody is here to fight, you have not done anything. Therefore, nobody has lost any of their areas that you claim to have taken over, and no, you will not take over ICE. Why is Museica trying to take over Muserland, I thought we were all friends! Well, none of what you have said is true, and you have not taken ANYTHING over. You are just being annoying and mean.
35-I have not taken over ICE. If you let me attack you we can setal this. if you don’t or if you don’t care I will attack with the pmds. and museica’s pms don’t care.I feel that this works better tahn fight an unknown eneamy.museica used to like muserland but tham you killed of museica! mark my words! museica will have all the land in the musevurse soon!
136- You have typed with so many errors I can’t understand what you mean. Please just be normal.
let me invade and I will be less violet to your than if you don’t.
40 posts in just three days! Wow!
my plan is working!
Look, tmfa, you’re just being really annoying. If you want to launch a full-scale pie war against you that’s fine, I’d be happy to destroy you, but please just stop staining Museica’s reputation.
140-Does that mean this WAS a joke to get people over here??? Well, half of the posts are yours, and I think my idea of a big party where people would just have fun and eat pie and other sweets would have worked if you wouldn’t have done this. Please stop, and let’s see if the paarty will work! You can come too, just to show you I still like you. But I truly wish you had warned us that this was a joke!
142-but then it whold have been in the coment bar and noobody whold have come when this happened.
BUT YES THIS WAS A JOKE. SROORY!
143-Somebody saying they are about to attack is rather alarming, so I’m sorry if it seems I am angry.
144-kokopelli made me do it!
I don’t care who told you to, you still did it. That was the most annoying thing that you could do. It’s made me annoyed at you now.
145-If it really was a joke and you ACTUALLY have not taken anything over, it’s ok.
146-It made me very annoyed, because he never said it was a joke! Once the people are here, it’s fine if they realize it is a joke because at least you got them to the thread! He needed to be more clear about it…
147-I am just cheif justice.all law,wars,and amedmets to the constion are void. the TAM is still here.how did I get to earth you ask? I never did. I used high powered pojectsion unit that I used to tirck the ppp’s into thinking there was a ppp2 on the frist therd of that saga.
hullo, what’s this?
149-A land called “Muserland”. I am Prime Muser of ICE, and there are no prime muser spots open at this time (I think), but you can be a citizen of ICE if you like. There is a map at the top of this page.
All right, the man for aeiou is now the chief justice of Museica AND a citizen of Fire in Muserland! Construction of the capital city will now begin! It will require 40 posts to build, which is untill post 191! The citizens of Fire (me and TMFA) will vote on the name upon completion!
151-I don’t know if it will go up quickly or slowly!
148- you do not have the right to declare amendments void. when it comes down to it, you don’t have the power to declare laws at all
your cheif justice- you’re a judge.
i’m back and i have a suggestion:
this thread has largly come to a halt despite attempts to reinvigorate it. i think the problem is its become to convaluted and too broken down. What if we declare that this is an international conference with representitives from all over museica and muserland, along with people in high positions (such as the cheif justice). then we can discuss onylt things of international/national importance. say, discuss the muser way of life or something, or possibly even blog politics. right now, all thats happening is each section is going their own way.
unity, dudes, unity.
153-no, nly laws,amendments,and wars that I made drurning the trick.
153-I was thinking the same thing.
Does anyone (gapas included) have an issue to put forth?
Nope, none. Sounds good to me.
I haf annuzer question. Who are the… Prime Musers… of each… state/province/country thingy?
I’m ICE.
Ok, question: Is Shadow taken? Because, if it’s not, I want it. I’ll even make a map!
159- Shadow is taken by Necromancer, if she ever comes back…
157- I don’t know about Museica, but in Muserland, it goes like this:
Fire = Koko du Pelle
Plasma = Glassboro
Shadow = Necromancer
ICE = Red-tailed HAWK
Air = Prarilius Canix
Earth = Nemi
Water = Alice
Technically, Nemi could be declared inactive and overthrown, if you like, but I’m not sure you would be looked on kindly for that.
157- I’m plasma.
159- Sorry, but it is. If it wasn’t by the person who did take it I’d be shadow. I forget if it’s shadow or darkness, though. Actually, you could probably be shadow if the PM doesn’t show up for another week.
Hold on, Necromancer? Is she also called Bellatrix Lestrange?
Because if yes, I know her quite well. We were stand partners at cello camp and are still in contact.
Let me email or call her or send her a postcard. She may have been banned from the internet again. Give me until August 4 (I’ll be on vacation until then) to find out what happened to her, if it really is the person I’m talking about. jeezus, I did not know she went here…
162- Yes, she is also called Bellatrix Lestrange. That’s just weird… I think she was banned, and then she came back, and then she had to leave again.
157- back during my first shift on museblog the pm’s where as follows:
kiki_the_great as Aeiouian PM
Necromancer as Mimian PM
Lizzie as Chadian PM
Sir Ozlips as Crrawian PM
Zyviva as Kokopellian PM
curious and questioning as Uranian PM
Otzi as Boian PM
penguini as Featherian PM
THF as Pwtian PM
also-
TMFA as CJ
if there is a more recent list, i’ld love to see it.
162- yes.
162-Yup, that’s her! Weird…well, look, now you guys have one more thing in common!
I hereby make it a criminal offense in Fire to utilize flame-throwing or simalir against any fellow MBer, punishable by…by… banishment to the Caves of Perpetual Heat! (Very hot caves at the north boundary)
It is now illegal to throw a snowball at a fellow Muser unless they are attacking you or they have agreed to a snowball fight.
RtH of ICE
Apologies for my neglectfulness. The aerialization of Crraw is completed, and the previous province is now a provincial park.
I have taken up residence in the Great Library. As Glassboro has remained silent on the decision, I assume she/he (?) has no objection.
Glassboro, if you wish to vote against this, it is your last chance.
What? You’re confusing… What’s Crraw? And I don’t know anything about the library, could you explain? I just want to be sure that you know that this isn’t Museica anymore…
170- WHAAAAAATTTT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
WHAT, IN THE NAME OF ALL DEITIES EVER BELIEVED IN ON THIS PLANET AND POSSIBLY OTHER ONES, DO YOU MEAN THAT MUSEICA IS GONE?
Museica is GONE?????????????????? I thought we were just living side-by-side!
Look, I realize I have neglected this, but it was under the assumption that if nobody came on it, it would go nicely dormant until the time was ripe to revive it again. Is this about what TMFA did? If it is, you can’t deprive the rest of us of Museica just because of a rash decision by the Chief Justice!
If I have misunderstood, I humbly apologize. If not, I will declare Crraw an independent nation.
170- The Great Library! You’re the librarian, remember? And Crraw is a province of Museica!
I don’t know that Museica is GONE, but nobody has been doing much with it. Please do keep museica alive, just don’t attack your neighbors (me included there).
stop it! I was tring to get people here! now that pc has posted 2 of the 9 pms are back!
I didn’t attack you. TMFA’s assumption of power was completely unlawful.
Yeah, I meant that this thread has mostly been taken over by Muserland (can we get a better name, folks?).
175- If you can’t deal with the consequences of your actions don’t make them. It turned out that my taking over didn’t do anything, and no-one was especially annoyed at me, but I was fully prepared to accept the criticisms.
173- I am? Cool! I thought that I was applying to be head of weapons after using them for something or other. Wait, no. I was trying to join the thread and saying that I wouldn’t use the Pie/Pi War Wolfs much. I wasn’t allowed to use them if I was bored. I know, I’ll trade Pie/Pi War Wolves for use only in Muserland against invading people! That won’t do anything against me, just in case.
177- I wish we had a better name too. But I can’t think of one.
175- I think it was a bit extreme, but I have to concede it worked.
177- Wait… I think it was you. Let me check. I have a nagging suspicion I was wrong.
My mistake! It was Dandelions Are Wildflowers. I have no idea how you two could get mixed up in my mind, but it’s entirely my fault. Sorry!
Oh, it’s fine. I’d be happy to take the post, anyway.
181- Well, since DAW hasn’t been on in ages, I promote you to Assistant Librarian. That effectively makes you Librarian until DAW comes back.
having not been on when it began and being to lazy to go and read the old threads, how did muserland begin?
183- We were bored and needed another country so that some newer people could join.
I realized the other day that I’m on every single Musiverse thread, all under one name. So, I’ll distribute my alter egos among the threads as pseudonyms.
PPP: The Cat That Walked By Herself
Muserland: Blue Beads
Scribblemaya: Lecea
That’s everything but Pie Isle and Ships’ Logs, which I need to think about for a while. Any suggestions?
now I wish pie isle had nether been made!
Why? What’s wrong with it?
186-all the newbes went to it.
184-I’m on all Museiverse threads except Pie Isle, mainly because I missed Pie Isle 1. Under the same name. But I don’t think that’s a problem. So far, the capital of Fire has a town hall (completed), a library (also completed), TMFA’s house, a swimming pool, (not finished yet, but it is needed, it’s pretty hot in Fire, especially in the summer) and we have plans for a teleport station, allowing easy travel in and out of Fire, past the wall of flame at the border. It may or may not be constructed. There’s so much fire here, its energy can easily be utilized for many purpouses.
!!!!!!!~NOTICE FROM RtH~!!!!!!!!
I will be staying with my grandmother from tonight, till late Saturday, but may not even be on the blog till early Sunday. Please hold anything that involves me, or things that I need to agree to, until I return and can help/decide about.
I am sorry I have to leave you, but I shall miss you all…
Blog safely,
RtH
that was a postless post in the fourth degregee! (mass postings of the same post)you are fined 1 peice of vutal cokit.
The aerialization process is complete, and we have set up sails in the center of each town.
City’s Log, day 1. A strong wind is blowing us northwest, and we are over the Museican Taigas. I am aboard Lewis Carroll. Crubyon is about half a kilometer to the southeast, and steadily following. The Great Library is nowhere to be seen, but it telegraphs that it is over the province of Mimi and moving fast.
A note: If anyone wishes to borrow a book from the library, mail your request and your mailing address to the capital of Museica, Pie. They will send a telegram to the Library, and the Librarian will mail you your book via avian squid*. To return the book, simply give it back to the squid, who will take it back to the Library.
*imported from the Aeolian Independent Republic.
190- No, it wasn’t. That was informing people that he would be gone from the blog. Doubtless, it would have been better on the random thread, but it’s fine here. Also, don’t fine people. Your post was more pointless than R-t H’s was.
NOTICE!!!!
Construction is completed of the capital of Fire! Would TMFA please suggest a name?
It is actually Koko du Puelle. Just so you know.
My last post was pointless. Oops.
193-flame,of couse.or heat.
I like flame!
I did put that notice on the random thread, but I put this one on a couple of other threads where I am involved…
So…is the owner of Shadow back yet?
ooh r u a pyromaniac? im a pyromaniac of tent 2!
198-spelling plese!
hey people! this is museica day! 1 year ago on this museica was made and geven it’s on therd!
Yay! Let’s have a party!
199- Punctuation, please!
And spelling!
203-Yes, that is rather odd…
*has a party*
I’ll supply the ice for the party juice etc. at no cost!
Yeah! Flame! *goes to party*
*goes to party*
in honor of the aniversary of museica, a pie fountain has been erected in the middle of Pie. instead of water, it uses the various fillings.
in addition, an edible map of museica (in the proper flavors, of course) was sent to all school children within the province of kokopelli. due to a manufacturing error, there is a surplus of these maps. any takers?
207-I’ll take some for ICE children to learn about the rest of their world…
207- Sure? What would you like in exchange?
208/209- in the spirit of celebration, the kokopellian pm (*coughcoughmecoughcough*) has decided to give each province enough maps to give each child.
out of curiosity, what does this map look like. i made one a while back but i think it’s out dated by now……
210-Thanks! *hands out maps*
Can I pleeeeaaaaaaase be owner of Shadow??? The PM hasn’t been back in months! Unless someone knows what’s up…I’ll even take temporary control, and give it up when necessary!
212-
Nobody had better call themselves “Icekat” and try to take over ICE! 
No, I don’t think the PM would like you doing that. Let’s wait to see what the others say… Oh, and why do you want it so much?
212/213- i don’t know where things stand in muserland but according to the cnstitution of museica if someone else wants to be pm there is an election. also, should a pm be gone for an “extended period of time” (what constitues an extended period was never decided) the vpm takes over, unless they decline, in which case a new pm is elected.
if muserland has no such laws, than i suppose it is up to the powers that be to decide. it seems to me that it is unjust that shadow has no representative in the international forum and shadowkat should be given temorary control, provided she wins in an election or is the only one who wants it.
I vote Shadowkat can govern Shadow until Necromancer returns.
215- I agree.
ditto
Okay, so I’m back from vacation. Bellatrix – er, Necromancer, left me a nice voicemail explaining everything. Well, not everything, seeing as there’s still the incident involving the school portrait, and then the other one with the bamboo plant, but ANYWAYS, she says that she’s been banned (again) for spending too much time online. So she says that she is very sorry but cannot return.
Bella said that someone else can have shadow until she returns. She said that I can have it, but there goes her arrogant self.
I personally have no problem if someone else takes temporary control. Pwning a country would be nice, but i have no idea how busy i’ll be with school, so someone who would be more regular to the blog would perhaps be nice.
218-Is this a description of a virtual trip in Museica, or do you actually have her phone# and she yours?
219- They appear to know each other.
220-Lucky them!
*Cough* There will be a party in hall #739 in the Main Building in ICE on Moday the sixth, to make people feel better about it being Monday as well as discussing possible trading oppurtunities. All from Muserland are welcome, and you can get there anywhere from 10:00 in the morning (blog time) till whenever really…the party ends right around 9:00 that night…You can request a Flying Machine lift if you wish…just leave a message here, and I will answer as soon as I can…
NOTICE:
I will be gone for some of next week and almost all of the week after that. and if i’m lucky the week after that i’ll be visiting phoenix (gen. 1, stopped posting a while ago)
anyway, my online time will be kind of random and spread out for a while, probably until september. i would be ok with someone assuming temorary control of kokopelli (with me simply serving as general advisor) for this month. arragnements after that can be discussed, and will dpend on how much homework i’m given.
sorry to miss your party rth. just keep kokopelli in mind
215- I have no problem.
222-Oh, yes, I guess I should have invited Museica people too…I keep mixing these places up…but yes, we will be thinking of you…
*plans for the party*
Woo-hoo! So what does it take to be a PM?
225-Of a Muserland place? Take care of your area, trade, go to parties, throw a certain amount of pie, and have fun!
Oh, yeah, that government stuff…Whateva! Let’s get on with this party! 
218 – yes, we do know each other. We met at a music camp, where we were stand partners together.
There is not a map of Fire. I would make one myself, but as I do not have a scanner I would have to make it on a computer graphics program, which would cut into my blog time. So I must ask that somebody make a map. I posted a descritption of Fire on the previous thread. Link will follow. I apoligize for inevitable double post.
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=739#comment-184 Description of Fire from previous thread.
229-I’ll make it. I am getting to be ok at computer drawing, so it shouldn’t take TOO long. But don’t worry, I’ll make it…*goes off*
It’s finished!
I did my best, as I didn’t have any idea what kind of buildings you wanted, but it looks good. I used your info from that post, and tried to make it as close to the exact shape of fire in the original map of all of the places as my wing-on-mouse could do…
I will send it to the GAPAs, as a Jpeg, if that is correct…
You do know that this thread is quite boring, don’t you?
232-Why do you say that? Soon it will have a map of Fire!
That doesn’t make it any less boring. I might abandon this thread now that it’s back to semi-life, actually. Nobody else gets Plasma, though. I didn’t have any citizens or anything, anyway, it’ll remain the barren wasteland with a continual thunderstorm.
Ack! We must fight those of the wasteland! Send an army to the mountains! arhaha! We shall conquer! ?-)
231-Thanks! Anyway, I think the buildings are made of cooled lava.
235- Are you attacking me? I must warn you, I’ll create a monster storm that’ll more than deal with you…
237-No, no, I’m attacking the burnt wasteland , over the mountains.
Okay. The storm takes time to prepare, and it’s already started, so you might as well borrow it. Have fun, and remember… *clouds drift into view, in the shape of letters. They say “Don’t Panic”.*
Tiffanlaneia is named after Tiffany and her friend, the people who so kindly wrote in and told us that we were all nerds, right?
240- Yeah.
Hello? OVER HEE-er!
fire is hot in the summer. I need five more tons of ice from ice
243-What can you give us for it?
244-firestones
245-Okay then, how about ton for ton?
WE ARE ACTIVE AGAIN!
146-o.k.
Red-Tailed HAWK has prepared a map of Fire. My apologies for the delay in posting, RtH.
248-Not to worry!
I hope you like it, Koko du Pelle!
PM HAWK
249-Thanks. It has just one tiny problem-the capital, Flame, isn’t on it.
250-Ah, yes, the most recent event…Well, you could say the main building is the capital…or capitol. It’s a VERY big building, as you can see I guess…it actually looks funny, but it’s the only way I could make it show up in the picture…
lets say flame was built in a volcano thats near the building. it is nolonger a volcano though.
Wait, we must be thinking on different size scales here. I thought flame was a city, so how can a building be bigger than the city? It would have to be the area around the building, wouldn’t it? Let’s think about this before deciding…
but the biulding is oversized on the map because thats the only why you could get it on the map.
hey how about the building was teperaer and then the capital was build were it was?
247- It’s a semi-life.
255- still , in only 54 comments we ge a new therd! and that will be the quikes 300 posts for a museica therd ever. the third one was around for like 6 months!
255- still , in only 54 comments we ge a new therd! and that will be the quikes 300 posts for a museica therd ever. the third one was around for like 6 months!
City’s Log. Crubyon reports that it is circling above the Polar Sea. We are briskly flying southwest above Navenk. We expect to reach the Gulf of Dornavenk in a few days. The Great Library is over the Burnt Crust Wasteland.
City’s Log. There is no word from Crubyon, but the Great Library has passed over the northern border of Ice and is approaching the Observatory.
We are still above Navenk. Below us, we can see a pack of creatures that look like polar bears with ivory tusks. They are chasing an animal that looks like a colossal slug, slithering across the tundra on a blanket of slime. They don’t seem to be having much success, as the slime prevents them from getting anywhere near the slug. However, there is a canyon about 50 meters away. Perhaps the tuskbears are chasing the tundra slug into that.
The slime is an unusual substance. It is brilliant green, and fizzes where it touches the frozen ground. Eventually, it sinks in, creating a small pool of clear liquid. Animals seem to drink from these pools with no ill effects. I believe the slime melts and purifies ice. I will lead an exploration party to gather samples.
Hmm. Maybe I’ll make one hell of a thing to be hit with in the small of the back at some point…
260- Huh?
258-9 I thought you were giving up sir ozlips!?!?!?!
262- No, actually. I just don’t visit this thread often.
263- but look!:
296. Sir Ozlips �|� June 21st, 2007 at 2:56 pm
294- This alter ego stuff is useless around people who know about it.
I think I’ll resign from Crrawian Prime Muser and then terminate Sir Ozlips, taking over as Prarilius Canix. Unless somebody else wants the position.
see!
264- But Rebecca said she’d miss me, so I stayed.
(265) And I feel honored that you did.
265- ah!
and so we just used five commets!
If anyZZZT can hear this radio messaZZZZT air pierates captured city of CrubyZZZZZT if Crubyon sighted do not approZZZZT has gone rogue ZZZZZZZT the infamous Capt. AmmerikinZZZZZT I am stranded in Navenk. Send helZZZZZZZT coordiZZZT 90 degrZZT east 60 dZZtgrees norZZZZZT
I have received a mysterious message from someone who appears to stranded in Navenk. But where is Navenk? Obviously I haven’t payed much attention in Geography. Oh well, he gave coordinates, so I can just go by those.
I’ll take the flying ship Moondolphin. Prepare for rescue expedition in thirty minutes!
268- Ah well. You’ll live.
Uh oh, Sir Ozlips is stranded in Navenk. And air pirates captured Crubyon. 90 east and 60 north… Capt. Ammerikan? Maybe I should hunt down the city…
Crubyon just captured the city of Angravis. They now control the entire known antigravite supply for the Musiverse, and are proceeding westward to Aeol City. Our Squidriders are going out to do battle with them, but we are a peaceful province and have few weapons. If you have any troops to spare, send help!
272- was that going to be sir oslips? If so I’ll go tell you on the ships log to find a antigravite suplly.
Th Moondolphin has not yet returned. . . . I am worried. Perhaps I should have gone along, but a civil war has erupted between the Southern Isles and the Ice Ships, and the Mist Towns are threatening to join in the fray. If they do, then the Central Sea will be caught in the crossfire, and all the Waterian cityships not participating will be forced to flee to the Northeastern border and take shelter in the Swamps there. The Swamp people lead a strained existence as it is, since their only resources are the herbs that grow there, and this will tax them to the breaking point. As I write, a cityship is bing prepared for the treacherous voyage west, into the heart of the war. I hope the Moondolphin returns before we set sail.
My maid, Coral, is trying to pack my clothes, a feat made difficult by the fact that I am unresponsive to all her prompting and questions. I shall not write anymore today.
The slugslime does purify the ice, which is nice…the polarbears rarely catch a slug, unless the slug stops for long enough.
I don’t understand what is going over the observatory.
But anyhow, the five tons of firestones are being stored and saved for the often-raging storms ahead…still, I wouldn’t leave this great land for anything! *eats snow*
Capt. Ammerikan made constant attempts to sabatage the building of Flame. I believe he may have turned bounty hunter, as he also attempted to assassinate me just after completion of Flame.
274-What’s this about ICE ships?
I ♥ PC…just had to say it. *grin*
Shadow is ready to help, whatever the mission! If some kind soul will inform me as to the particulars of the present Museican Quest, I will scan my resources, and decide what I can do.
278- Referring to me, or to the computer?
278- the pc, most likely. she is in love with fs.
that was to be 279.
I am in a large flying ship, christened the Sunwhale, powered by flame energy. I left shortly after my most recent post, but the sending set of my radio broke down instantly and I have only just fixed it. Crubyon is in sight, and we are about to catch up.
277- Not ICE ships. Ice Ships. On the border of Ice and Water. But that is too similar. I should try to think of a better name for them.
~~~
The calming of the people did not go well, as is evidenced by the fact that I was taken for a pirate and sunk immediately. How bothersome. I am writing this on waterproof paper and wearing my air mask. Coral is packing my bag, and we shall start swimming back to New Atlantis soon. Coral isn’t too keen on the idea of swimming all that way, but if even ships bearing the official flag of Water are being shot down, then we can’t very well take shelter elsewhere.
Coral just said that we’ll probably get back to New Atlantis in the belly of a shark. That’s not such a bad idea, as it happens….
More later, if there is a later.
279,280-Prarilius Canix…I ♥ him.
ca we have a new therd?
I have succeeded in docking with Crubyon, and I am searching for Capt. Ammerikan.
284- That’s… gratifying.
we need a new therd! post a new one!
287-Lol. It’s ’cause you’re sooo COOL!!!!!!! You’re such a good writer, and, in some ways (not many, but some), you remind me of myself. You have a lot more common sense, though.
287- *snickers* Sometimes I wish the Blog wasn’t virtual. The look on your face must be priceless.
I have to agree with the bit about you being a good writer, though.
And now for something completely different. That doesn’t involve laughing at Canix.
~~~~~
Coral is not happy. I can’t blame her, seeing as she never expected me to take her words about the shark’s stomach seriously.
290- It’s absolutely priceless. Believe me. Think a beaver who’s just swallowed an insane frog.
9 more posts till we get a new thread.
Ammerikan has seized Aeol City, and the government has been forced to flee to Shlyrredge. Fortunately, I am currently getting negative three tons of antigravite from a parallel universe. More details later.
291- *snickers more* *bursts out laughing*
291-Yet another reason why I love you…tehe. *grin*
293-Ditto…*can’t stop laughing…in little…bits and…pieces…hahahaaa…HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!*
I think we need a new therd. altho this is the longest chronicles ever.
295- We only have 4 posts to go. I think we can manage that.
278, 284, 294- Material for another subplot in the MB Fanfic, hmm?
2 more posts! yeah!
the anti gravite is on the zommer vachsion.
now can we have a new therd!?!?!!?!?!
I don’t know. Thread grubbing tends to make my mood contrary ….
301- come on. last time it ended 302. the one before that ended at 296. the one before that ended at 243. the first on ended at post 166! give us a new therd!
We stopped automatically creating new threads at 300 some time ago. But right now I simply don’t have time. I’m dashing back and forth just long enough to moderate.
I might do it later, but I’m sort of fond of this thread.
297-Lol…maybe……little did they know that Shadowkat had secretly had a crush on Prarilius Canix for quite some time, but never had the guts to tell him……haha!
304-No! I like this thread too! It loads fine, most people still come here, and all of what’s going on is here! On a new thread, old stuff is never completed because people don’t now about the things! *hugs thread*
305- But you just had the guts to tell him a few days ago.
307- But in the fanfic, we’ll assume that I just assumed it was a joke, and I forgot about it.
308- ‘Kay. I’ll forget about it, I promise. *forgets*
We are getting strangely off topic here.
307,308,309-Oy…
Glerg, we are off-topic…
Anyway, I have been very busy with ICE matters…
What about the TAM?
312-The TAM. Exactly the reason I have been so busy in meetings. I have a plan. Hold that thought-I’m nearing the end of what I need to do, then I will explain it. So don’t invade or anything yet, please-but do of course defend your borders.
ICE will be attacked on the 18th of september, 2007, at 5:16, museblog time.
when this post is read, the attack will have started!
can people post a defence? it is boring.
315-No! No, no, no! Please give me time! It won’t be boring soon, but don’t start attacking yet! *puts up wall of power to stop attack*
316- fine. thursday!
~**!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!**~
THE HOT APPLE PIE ALLIANCE HAS JUST BEEN FORMED.
THE MEMBERS OF THE ALLIANCE ARE: THE GREAT AND WHOLLY SUGAR-FILLED EMPIRE OF ZEMTEE, ICE, AND THE NEWLY FORMING MUSE-LAND “PROTECTORS” FLEET OF BATTLE VESSELS.
THROUGH THIS ALLIANCE IN PROTECTION OF ICE, AND THE OTHER MUSE LANDS, THE EMPIRE OF ZEMTEE HAS JUST DECLARED WAR UPON THE TAM.
ZEMTEE HAS SET UP FORCES PROTECTING THE MUSE-LAND BORDERS, AND HAS BEGUN MASSIVE ATTACKS WITH PIE AND PASTRY AND SHALL COMPLETELY DESTROY THE TAM FOR ONE LAST TIME, AND ADD THE REGION TO MUSE-READING LANDS.
ANY FORCES WILLING TO HELP ARE WELCOME, AS WE ARE NOT JUST PROTECTING ICE, BUT ALL OF MUSERLAND.
THIS ALLIANCE WILL NOT AFFECT ANY OTHER MUSE-LANDS BADLY, AND IF ANYTHING WILL BRING GREATER SAFETY AND SECURITY TO THESE LANDS.
THANK YOU FOR READING THIS ANNUNCEMENT, AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
THE HAWK OF CAPITAL LETTERS
THE HAWK WILL BE DESTROED! ATTACK BEGAN AT 12:00 MIDNIGHT. THE TRETY WAS NOT SIGNED. WE HAVE INVADED.
My imagination has died an inglorious death.
ICE HAS BEEN DESTORYED. BUT NOT RED-TAILED HAWK. HE HAS GONE TO FIRE!
ICE HAS BEEN REBUILT! AND THE TAM HAS BEEN DESTROYED! AND THE ALLIANCE COMPLETED! THIS IS GETTING SILLY!
WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS?
323-I don’t know!
After one great struggle, the lands were reclaimed! Gigantic trucks full of Muse went in to spread the word of randomness!
The peoples of the lands have been freed, and we are searching out the “Bunnieus evilus” (if I got that right) and turning them into “niceius” (if I got that right) with our fancy new machine.
The area can be added to Muse-reading lands, but it at this time is not open to colonization. We are very friendly and open to alliances, so we hope you will like us!
Nobody helped atack the TAM with us, but we managed. As no one helped, all wealths go to the current alliance, but support may be given to Muse-lands when needed.
A map will be provided shortly.
Red-tailed HAWK
324- o.k! but now can we have a new therd? maybe when the map comes?
325-I’ll try to get the map done and sent in soon, and then when the GAPAs can post it we could get the new thread! What great timing!
Red-tailed HAWK
326- that was my idea!
327-A good one!
I’ll try to get the map done and sent today…
I finished it faster than I thought I could!
I just sent it in…
Red-tailed HAWK
P.S-as I was typing this, I realized I hadn’t put the map in the first e-mail. I sent it this time!
have you got it?
the man for aeiou, anious for a new theard.
By the way-I’m going to make a couple of other new maps soon, but not fast enough to get on the new thread right away. I’ll try to space out the posting work for the GAPAs!
have you got it?
got what?
333- Rt-H’s map. I need a new therd!
It’s too bad Muse can’t support the GAPAs. Then they wouldn’t have to work, they could just run the Muse academy and post threads!
But of course Muse has it’s own money issues…
*pies self* *for no reason I guess*
Did the map come through okay? When I change it to a jpeg or other common format, it asks how good of a quality I want. I put it in the middle, becuase I don’t know what your internet connection is like…
Look, I’m sorry to ask this, I read too much Ben Bova, but what could we mine from the Wastes? Particularly the ice and the plasma.
337- Good point.
337-You mean from the wastelands? We’re working on that.
The Great and Wholly Sugar-filled Empire of Zemtee has declared war on the remaining area of Wasteland, although there aren’t any TAM peoples to defend it at this point. I’m probably not very understandable, but hopefully my map will explain this better!
Red-tailed HAWK
339- have you sent it?
340-I sent it a few days ago…
(341) RtH, the map is very small and the text too tiny to read. There’s no way for me to enlarge it — it ends up as just a pixelated blur. If you can send a larger version, I’ll use it to kick off a new thread.
I found a spare moment!
342-Oh no! I’m sorry. I think I recall sending it small because I wsan’t sure what type of internet you had and I didn’t want you to have to wait forever to get your e-mails (I remember dial-up *shudder*)
I’ll try sending it again….
(343) Not to worry. I have a variety of access options. In the graphics biz one has to be prepared to handle large files.
If it helps to know, the widest graphic the thread can handle is 450 pixels across. If that doesn’t help, forget I ever said it.
I hope it’s the right size. I don’t know how to measure the number of pixels, but if I did that would be very helpful!
I just sent it. It’s weird how when I saved it as a jpeg last time it got blurry on the edges, and then I could paint back over that. So any faint blurryness may just be what I failed to erase!
Red-tailed HAWK
I can’t wait! check your email!
I hope the map is satisfactory if you have been anticipating it so!
/ 
347- the maps youve made before are good! also, I NEED A NEW THEARD!