Friday, 26 April 2024
Life, the universe, pies, hot-pink bunnies, world domination, and everything
What are hot-pink bunnies? Where do they come from? What do they want? This unflinching thread continues the investigation detailed in Part One.
WARNING: Potentially disturbing content within. 
Date: February 19, 2008
Categories: Fan Page / MuseBlog business, Hot-Pink Bunnies, Random craziness
People know of course that the HPBs originated on HPB Land and dispersed from there, right? *Confused* Or is this about the “origin” after that?
Red-tailed HAWK 
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WHY DID MY POST NOT SHOW UP!!! *Yells at post for not showing up*
As I was saying, people of course know that the HPBs originated on HPB Land and dispersed from there, right?
Red-tailed HAWK
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Hahah, now they’re both there! I don’t know if it’s my internet or the entire blog, but it had a terrible time loading this page! 
And there aren’t any posts yet 
Red-tailed HAWK
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Wahhh triple-posting, R-t H!
Sorry for the PoPo. Umm… I know virtually nothing about HPBs. So I’m here to learn ALLL about them…
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Yes! New thread!
From extensive research on the last thread, we learned that HPBs are mutants, capable of removing their heads (or absorbing their bodies), bunnifying or zombifying people, and occansionally using their ears as rotors and beoming helicopters. But there are still many questions to ask, like why they remove their heads (or bodies), how they bunnify people, and how they became mutants in the first place. Any theories?
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I know a little.
But I want to learn. *nods*
What do they eat?
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Well, I know rabid ones are TERRIFYING…
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my favorite part about the last thread was my pictures. *giggles at the lack of modesty kagz has*
mabe i’ll draw something.
you know what’s funny? there are bright magenta flowers beside me right now……
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6- What do they eat? Well, sometimes they eat…meat… *shudders*
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9 – What kind of… meat…?
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8- Take a closer look at those flowers of yours, kagz. You never know…
10- Anything they can get their hot-pink paws on. Including…*shudders* humans. Fortunately, they usually prefer to use their hypnotic powers and turn people into mindless zombie slaves. And sometimes, they bunnify you. Which brings up another interesting question: How do s bunnify people? We know from some pics on Muse on the Loose that they crowd on the victim’s head and then somehow turn their skin hot pink. But then how do they turn humans into bunnies?
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*shudders*
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10- any type.
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*shudders*
*watches in awe as every MuseBlogger shudders simultaneously*
Wow. I’ll never see anything like THAT again…
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14 – I wonder if we could turn shuddering into a form of generating electricity. In that case, we should hook a generator up to this thread ASAP.
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I think it was revealed that HPBs subsist on pie and editors. And No. 2 pencils. Which is…unsettling.
I think I will make a radio commercial.
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11- Well… THE BELOW IS VERY DISTURBING.
In many humans, the bunnification process finishes itself once it has been started. The ears grow longer, eyes and lips turn white, pink fur sprouts, and body becomes absorbed into the head, which at the end of the process is about the size of an ottoman. In others, those with particularly strong wills or dislike of the color pink, the absorption fails to commence. That’s where intercission comes in.
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16- Yes, but when they can’t find pie, editors, and No. 2 pencils, they go for anything that’s edible.
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According to my observations of the bunnies while wearing a bunnyproof suit, it seems that bunnification works as follows:
1. The bunnies put the victim into a trance, to prevent him/her from fighting back
2. They crowd onto the victim’s head and make miniscule holes in the skull, through which they secrete a hot-pink fluid into the victim’s head.
3. They patch up the holes, to keep the hot-pink fluid from just evaporating.
4. While the pink fluid is working, the bunnies make certain surgical adjustments to the victim’s body, because the hot-pink fluid cannot change DNA. (It does affect the reproductive system, so any offspring of a victim of bunnification will be another HPB, no surgical changes needed.)
5. The hot-pink fluid permanently dyes the victim pink, stimulates fur growth all over the body, and infects the brain, filling it with the nefarious bunny dogma.
6. Bunnification is complete.
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15 – Yes. I will get to work on it…
19 – How do you get one of those suits? I want one!!!
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19- Surgical adjustments? *shudders*
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20- *goes to slightly warped HPB lab*
________|_|______|_|____
|………….HPB_LAB………..|
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|………….…|…|….…..…….|
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*enters storage closet* *gives Kokonilly HPB-proof suit*
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It’s slow and painful. And debunnification is even worse, and not always 100% effective.
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23- Ulp! So, you might see debunnified people with hot pink bunny ears still sticking out of their heads? *shudders*
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And, of course, it becomes impossible once the bunnifiee undergoes *shudders* intercision.
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25- *hides under bed* *shudders violently*
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: idea :
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27- Try leaving out the spaces between the colons and “idea”.
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hey guys, is Daisy*chain new?
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22 – THANK YOU!!! *immediately puts on*
25 – *gulp* What does that mean???
29 – Yes. See the Neophytes thread.
I will wear this suit for all eternity.
Wait, does it repel rabid s?
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I don’t know too much about HPBs…except they’re hot pink…and bunnies…and evil…and eat leftover cafeteria meat…and originate from the end of the earth…
So basically, I know nothing at all. Hooray! Can someone enlighten me please?
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80- Intercission is when you cut your dæmon away, except HPBs don’t have dæmons. Only their bodies and their *shudders* heads. Check out the pics on the last thread.
Could Lady Bunniful or another kindly GAPA post the intercission/absorption charts at the top of this page? Just to clear things up?
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29- yes I’m new, and currently wondering how I survived without this crazy, wonderful thing we call MuseBlog (and Muse)
I just reread this thread’s description at the top of the page…
It says this thread is “unflinching”, well we may be that, but we certainly aren’t unshuddering…..
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25- One “s” in intercision.*shudders* YOU CAN NEVER TAKE CALYX AWAAYY! That’s my dæmon’s name, btw. *huggleglomp*
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34-daemon. I want one…
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30 – It doesn’t repel them, but they won’t be able to get to you while you’re wearing it, so eventually a rabid attacking HPB will get frustrated and leave.
I am currently working on a suit that is not only bunnyproof, but will have a built-in depigmentizer dart gun in one of the fingers (think what Root did to Cudgeon in Artemis Fowl, except these darts don’t knock out the bunnies, they depigmentize them.) so that we will be able to battle the bunnies fully protected.
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36- does that make them white?
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37- Yes, and they lose their power to bunnify people.
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37 – Yep. (A little credit where it’s due: POSOC shot depigmentizer darts at the bunnies in the bunny melee, which is where I got the idea from.)
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36- I think that’s great. So what’s involved in the making of the bunny-proof suit? (I promise I’m not trying to steal your idea, I”m just scientifically curious.)
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36 – That was a good book. And thanks for the suit.
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40 – Tyvek, titanium, and teflon, mainly. I call them the three T’s.
41 – No problem. I’ll be sure to give you an upgrade once I finish the new suit too.
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remember that elizabethan letter written by…was it lady bunniful? or paul baker? well, anyway, it showed up in muse and was talking about HPB’s. pretty sweet. i am competely creepd out by HPB’s by the way. they’re hot, pink and bunnies, which are by them selves are quite cute, but once morphed with…pink*shudders*, and the HOT PINK!!!! its just too much to bear. ugh…*screams and runs away in horror*
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43- It was Paul Baker who wrote the article.
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42 – You’re making a NEW one? What does it do?
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45 – That’s the one I was telling everyone about before, the one that has a depigmentizer dart in one of the fingers.
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ah! i found the issue and re-read the whole thing. the article was truly amazing. (completely in Elizabethan!!!!). so by the way, dogs are and thats all i have to say about that!! (hehehehehehe)
THE WAR WILL RETURN!!!
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46- That would be quite useful. *helps research*
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47 – It’s unlikely the war will return, considering the GAPAs’ recent interdict against the pie war.
48 – *accepts help joyously, this single-handed research was getting tiresome*
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49- The GAPAs made us stop the pie war because it involved too many assassinations, arguments, and lethal weapons that weren’t pies. But they said nothing about Classic Pie Wars, if that’s what you were thinking of. *goes back to research*
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What are you all researching?
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50 – Oh, I was under the impression that all Pie Wars had been stopped.
51 – How to build a depigmentizer dart gun into the finger of a bunnyproof suit
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Where can I get my hands on a hot pink bunny? My daemons name is Evrencatong your daemon is already in you…. you just dont know it *looks wise*
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I was just in hpb thread one and want to answer 261 and don’t you dare say I don’t have sufficient time in blog to know! Their are 3,753 genus hpb
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54- Whaaat?
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55 – I think he was saying how many genuses of HPB there are. I think the correct statement is that there are 3,753 varieties of HPB.
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56- Erk! That’s a lot!
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hey! there can’t possibly be 3,753 varieties. there just can’t. it’s not right.
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58- What do you mean?
Common bunny.
Long-eared.
Short-eared.
Middle-eared.
Lop-eared.
Notch-eared.
Spotted-eared.
Mottled.
Striped.
Spotted.
Patched.
Dark.
Pale.
Blue-eyed.
Pink-eyed.
Long-spotted-eared.
Long-notched-spotted-eared.
Long-notched-eared.
Short-spotted-eared.
Short-spotted-notched-eared.
Short-notched-eared.
Middle-notched-spotted-ea…. *passes out*
*revives* Well, you get my point. And I wasn’t even listing the different colors, just the base hot pink. There are different shades of pink, different colors, different absorption and intercission procedures…
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Oh god!
*runs far,far away to a HPB-less thread*
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59- Woah.
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52 – I see.
59 – *hyperventilates* I need a brown bag… *grabs one, even though it has a lunch in it* I feel ill… *lies down*
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62- Hey! That was my lunch!
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I was just commenting of the usage of the word “genus” when he should have said “variety.” I have no idea how many varieties of HPB’s there are. Too many to count, probably.
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(56, 64) Additional usage note: the plural of “genus” is “genera” (pronounced JEN-er-uh, as in “generous” and “generator”).
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65- Ah. *understands*
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65 – Cool. Never knew that one.
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Normally, I think math is scary, but this problem is the worst(and most eye-opening) I have ever (tried) to do. If 4 hpbs breed, and have two mini-demon hpbs for each pair, and each of them has 2 offspring and so on… *triple shudder*
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So when we finish the suit, who’s going to *shudders* test it out?
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69 – Well, the only new part of it is the depigmentizer dart gun in the finger. I already know that the protective part of it works, so testing it won’t be dangerous.
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70- Okay…that makes me feel a little better… 
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63 – Sorry.
We should have a shudder counter attached to this thread.
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yes, we should! someone make one! besides me, I’m hopeless.
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hey, i was just thinking. y’know how we can put smiley faces and HPB’s by doing cool html tricks? well, why can’t we make a pie using html? that would be extremely cool. aside from the fact that it would be horribly overused.
the suit sounds amazingly cool. now we just have to find some HPB’s to test it on. and if it works, we’ll have to call them just Bunnies. or Washed Up Bunnies. no more hot pink!
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The main problem that I’m still trying to work out is how do deal with the kickback from shooting the dart–it needs to be shot at a very high speed to be able to penentrate a HPB’s skin. That and how to get the gun to reload automatically.
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75 – Nanotechnology, my young Padawan… nanotechnology… 
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76 – I’m going to let the padawan comment slide. For now.
Okay, I have solved the problems! The gun will reload through a tube that goes down the sleeve from the back of the suit. Whenever you shoot a depigmentizer dart, compressed air will force the darts in the tube forward, allowing the reload mechanism in the gun itself to pick up the next dart. The recoil problem will be solved by making the darts partially self-propelled; they will have small amounts of fuel in them, which will supplement the speed given to the darts by the initial firing. This will allow them to reach the speed necessary to penentrate a HPB’s skin.
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Genius!
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77 – Genius, I agree. And let it slide… through a fountain of oil…
Sorry, had a “random moment” there.
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79 – Well, actually, I didn’t exactly let it slide. (See “Dissing Mr. Joe, Again.”)
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Okay, let’s see how this suit works. *unlocks HPB cage door*
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*puts on bunnyproof suit and approaches the cage*
Wish me luck, guys!
*bunny bounds out of the cage*
*points finger at bunny and fires*
POWF! fachunk
*dart flies towards the bunny and hits it in the face*
shlipppp…
*bunny turns all white and wrinkly*
Woohoo!! It worked!!!
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82- Yes! *clapclapclapclap*
The bunny is stunned, but it should be back to normal soon. Fortunately, it has now lost its power to bunnify people, and it doesn’t look very cute anymore. But I think it would be best for you to leave the cage now before it gets angry…
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83 – Well, I’m not in the cage. The bunny charged out at me when the door was opened. But still, I take your point. *picks up bunny, locks it in a single cage, and locks up the HPB cage before any more of the bunnies get out*
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84- Oops, sorry. I misread your post. Oh well. But the great thing is that the suit works! Woohoo! *celebration starts in HPB lab*
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85 – Oh Yeah! *celebrates*
Oh yes, I forgot to mention something to everyone. You fire the dart gun by making a gun finger and shooting it.
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*celebrates* You could patent this idea! Make millions!
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Oh, believe me, I have. (or do you mean in real life?)
*issues new suits to whoever wants them*
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88- Everyone needs a suit! Before the *shudders* eggs hatch!
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89 – True, true. *issues suits to everyone* That’s another thing. I thought that HPBs, like most mammals, gave birth to live young. Maybe they’re monotremes or something.
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90- How do you know it’s a bunny?
*shivers*
And if it is a bunny, there are tons of times.
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*takes suit*
91 – What do you mean by, “How do you know it’s a bunny?”??? *gulp* *shudders* *digs hole* *dives in* *puts on suit (finally)*
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91 – Um, because it’s a hot pink bunny?
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93- No, he’s talking about the egg. But whatever it is, it’s hot pink, so we should be able to depigmentize it.
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94- Good.
Is the HPB R&D Lab at MA?
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95 – It’s at the asylum. We could make it that the building is close to MA, so that students of the sciences could have internships at the lab or something.
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I thought they were separate buildings.
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*hides in bunnyproof room*
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I thought they were separate buildings.
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*hides in bunnyproof room*
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97, 98- Oops! 
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Hmm, well, there’s the asylum R&D lab, which in addition to trying to find a cure for the effects of bunny attacks, also studies more run-of-the-mill mental illnesses. Maybe the HPB studies should be moved to the special HPB R&D lab, which will not only study that, but also develop bunnyproof suits and that sort of stuff.
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Ok, I put this on the random thread and was directed here, so
Can HPB’s climb trees (in other words, am I safe if I spend my entire life in a treehouse)?
*climbs tree, just in case*
*reads thread*
Oh, there are suits!
Awesome!
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101 – I don’t know if they can climb, but a lot of them can fly, so hiding in a tree house won’t help you. Oh yes, and…*gives bunnyproof suit*
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102 – They can FLY???? I NEVER KNEW THAT!!! *checks to see if suit has been donned* *dons suit, just in case*
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103 – Yeah, some of them use their ears as propellers, and some force air through their intercissed windpipes to float hovercraft-style.
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How they inhale without lungs or muscles to expand them is one of life’s little mysteries.
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105- HPBs are the strangest Earth creatures I have yet encountered.
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105- Well, think about cockroches. I think HPBs are a bit like them.
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105 – They have specialized windpipes that can suck in the air in place of lungs. Kind of like a cross between lungs and gills.
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104- Maybe they do both. Propeller ears alone couldn’t lift a bunny head…
107- HPBs are a bit like bacteria, too.
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Heh, no more raining cats and dogs.
IT’S RAINING BUNNIES AND PIES! *hides*
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107 – HPBs can survive nuclear warfare??? *faints*
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111- Yes, they can. Easily. *shudders*
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111- you can’t kill them with most weapons.
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112- How do we know that? Where there HPBs at Hiroshima?
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114- We’ve done, umm, tests…
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114 – In our lovely, state-of-the-art HPB lab.
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Of couse you have.
And the bunnies were at Hiroshima, they were just hiding as to scare any survivors. Quite evil, if you ask me.
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117 – I guess you would know that, considering you’re in cahoots with them.
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uuuummm….you know what I think?? i think these little bunnies oringinated in heaven. Because they are just SOOOOOOO cute and heavenly!!!!!!! yeah,vsure they are annoying and are trying to trick us but they’ve stolen my heart. GO BUNNIES~~~!!!!
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Oh yeah, and now I believe the easter bunny is hot pink and adorable. To think i was once ANNOYED by them!!!!
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wren8, I think the bunnies are controlling you…. I would get some psycological help immediately before the bunies take over COMPLETELY.
Just some advice….
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WHY DID MY THING NOT SHOW UP!?!?!?!?!?!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!! KOKOPELLI WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!! >( >( >(
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>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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oh…now my first one has appeared… now where’s my other one….?
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119-121–Are you both new? *Pies*
Anyway, this thread is really about the bunnies themselves and their cultures/bodies/what happened to their bodies/etc. not how they started. We already know where they came from…
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123-Something must be happening with the moderation and your name being new. Please calm down though. Are you new? If so, I’d be happy to help you around the blog if you’d head to the welcome, newcomers thread (It’s actually called welcome, neophytes but I dislike that word, so I use newcomer.)
Red-tailed HAWK
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123 – They’re probably being moderated. (Cat’s Meow)
Indeed. (Alice)
I agree. (IBCF)
We’ve merged into one mind. Fear us.
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*brings in Olivia’s bunny hat* *researches*
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126 – Why? That is weird.
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128- It was weird, but fun! While it lasted…
Anyhow… It seems that someone inserted a device in the bunny hat that used hundreds of tiny needles to inject a hot-pink pigment into the wearer. The pigment contains a substance that gets into the nervous system and sends HPB impulses into the body.
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129- Don’t worry, IBCF. It’ll happen again. Soon, hopefully.
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129- Don’t worry, IBCF. It’ll happen again. Soon, hopefully. Did you see the plans?
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131- Plans? *clueless*
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132- *sigh* I can’t very well tell you over the blog, unless the GAPAs are going to make a big huge exception. If the GAPAs let this through: check your email.
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Hmph. I’ve lived with HPBs as long as I’ve lived, and they’re woefully misunderstood.
It seems that not all evilus are evil, but the ones that are get all the attention. Evilus is a misnomer, because while every evilus is the same, only the popular ones are bad.
I think that a third type exists. The neutral kind consists of both good and bad, and is mischeivious, not evil. Most are neutral.
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The near tragedy described in A Narrow Escape reminded Midnight Fiddler of a picture she’s been meaning to send of a bunny who took her by surprise. Also pictured, “for those who may want to analyze the similarities and differences of the two,” is an HPB presented by Pan and THF last August at the Kokonvention. You will note she (Midnight Fiddler, that is) took the sensible precaution of gathering various Muse talismans for protection.
IBCF’s research uncovered this little known event. This is also significant as a rare glimpse of HPBs in motion.
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134- The ones I’ve met are definitely evil.
135- *shudders* *surrounds self with Muse talismans*
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135 – *shudders* *finds some Muse talismans* *surround self in said talismans*
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Hoo boy. This is baaaad. *goes public with the bunnyproof suits*
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134- look, You wern’t here for BunnyBlog. You can’t talk.
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138- *does the same*
139- Anyone can talk, but their ideas will not necessarily be accepted.
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139 – BunnyBlog???
*shudders* *puts on suit* *surrounds self with more talismans*
I need to see a psychiatrist about this fear!
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141- Yes, don’t you remember? How the bunnies took over the Blog last April 1st? Here’s a link, but I must warn you, the contents are very disturbing.
https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=767#comments
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135- Eeek.
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142 – You may remember that I’ve been mainly on and off, blogging intensely for a month, vanishing for three months, etc…
But now that we got a new laptop (that’s mainly mine), I go on a lot more.
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142 – Oh man, I was studying for my calculus CLEP then and I missed it! I could have helped!
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145- Oh well, you might get another chance on *shudders* Tuesday…
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I don’t know. I have a feeling that what’s coming on Tuesday might be even scarier than bunnies.
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147- Scarier than bunnies…? *gulp* *shudders* *hides*
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BUNNIES AREN’T SCARY. BUNNIES ARE LUVABLE! -hugs bunnies-
I mean, heck. POISON IVY is scarier than bunnies. 
Maybe the blog is going to be coated in poison ivy. -omgasp-
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On Tuesday I’ll be in school… 
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I won’t be. I have spring break.
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MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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147 – *faints*
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146 – I shall commandeer a computer for the occasion. Just bear in mind that I’m 8 hours ahead of blogtime, so I won’t be on at the end, just the beginning.
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154 – Um… there’s no need, really, we’re fine! *dies laughing maniacally*
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155 – *drags off to the funny farm*
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156 – Gulp… what’s the funny farm?
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157- The insane asylum.
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Yep. I happen to run the MB insane asylum, including the special ward for HPB victims.
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Eek!!!
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*sigh*
Nobody understands HPBs. In their overanalysis, they overlook true feelings. Here is a test I am going to give you.
A test subject was wearing a hat.
Bunny 1 stole the hate and sold it. He then used the money to buy more hats, which he wore proudly in front of subject.
Bunny 2 complimented subject on hat.
Bunny 3 Looked admiringly at hat, but stole after recieving stern glares from 1.
Continued
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Bunny 4 Made a grab for the hat, but sulkily complimented the subject on it after recieving a stern glare from Bunny 1.
Bunny 5 stole the hat, but gave it back, grinning. A HPB sticker was later found on the hat/
Bunny 6 set the hat on fire with her breath, then attempted to eat subject.
Now, “experts” which kind is which?
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I do not claim to be an expert on different types of bunnies, I am merely an expert in bunny hypnosis, zombification, and bunnification.
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163 – Hypnosis? *shudder*
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164 – Yes, hypnosis. At first the bunnies were only known to hypnotize and zombify people, but then I discovered bunnification while studyign the bunnies in OWTH1. (https://musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1096#comment-107)
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Don’t avoid the question.
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161, 162- Conclusions:
Bunny 1= Evilus.
Bunny 2= Nicegoodius.
Bunny 3= Somewhere in between.
Bunny 4= Evilus.
Bunny 5= Nicegoodius.
Bunny 6= Evilus.
*repeats test to get more accurate results*
Bunny 7: *jumps at captors when released, has to be restrained*
Bunny 8: *sits down and refuses to move or take part in test*
Bunny 9: *compliments subject’s hat*
Bunny 10: *eats subject’s hat*
Bunny 11: *eats subject*
Bunny 12: *compliments subject’s hat*
Hmm… *looks at results* *barfs subject out of bunny 11*
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167- No. 3 is wrong. That is the third kind, neutralis.
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166 – I’m not avoiding it, I said perfectly clearly that I couldn’t answer it.
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168- Neutralis, somewhere in between, whatever. Same thing.
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167 again- I forgot to say that no. 6 is wrong too. It’s draconius.
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171- Draconus? *shudders*
Conclusions for test #2:
Bunny 7= Evilus.
Bunny 8= ?
Bunny 9= Nicegoodius.
Bunny 10= Evilus.
Bunny 11= Evilus.
Bunny 12= Nicegoodius.
The majority of the bunnies seems to be evilus. But just 12 tests won’t tell us anything about bunnies, we need more of them!
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*Brings in 10,000 million bunnies*
One thing:
are these traits in the genes, or the nurture?
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Um, I think you misunderstood. I tested quite a few thousand. These were the 6 general types.
I would liike to conclude that you can’t judge a book by its cover.
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174- A few thousand? Really? When?
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I had a lot of spare time between the overthrowal of Urquhart and the explorations of the East.
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174 – So this means that we need some sort of bunny-analysis system or device? *gets inventing*
176 – Obviously.
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IS THIS IN THE GENES OR NOT!
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177- *helps groundhog invent bunny-analysis system/device* What we need is something that can scan the bunny’s brain. Evil bunnies tend to have a chemical in their brains that gives them evil bunny urges. If we make a device that detects that chemical…hm…
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178- Arrrgh! We don’t know! We’ll have to run more tests!
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179- An endocrine chemical (hormone) or a neurotransmitter? If we can find out if this is related to the endocrine or nervous system, that would give us a good place to start.
An endocrine problem could be stopped by getting the evil gland to stop producingthe evil hormone, with a suppresent medicine.
A nervous problem would be harder to solve. We might have to surgically remove brain cells to fix it.
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*takes in all suggestions to help design the bunny-brain-analyzer* Okay, done! Here is the bunny brain analyzer: It is a portable combination MRI and CT scanner which scans the bunny’s brain, analyzes the images, and tells you what is going on in the bunny’s brain, and points out exactly where everything is happening in the pictures, and whether the activity is from a hormone, a neurotransmitting problem, or whatever. Now all we need is some way to counter the evilness, once we discover what exactly is causing it.
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182- Nice job! We should test it out. *tests bunny-brain-analyzer on nearest bunny*
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178- YESSS!!! Guys, that was the idea!
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184- Really? Wait, what? 
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183 – What does it say? *peeks over shoulder*
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186- It seems to have a lot going on in the emotion spot of the brain…Hm, it shows up as hot pink on the bunny-brain-analyzer. I’m guessing this is an evilus.
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187 – Does it work on all bunnies or only hot-pink ones? Because I have a pet bunny who I don’t think is evil, but it would be good to check! He’s black and white and looks a bit penguinish.
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188 – That question should be directed at me, considering that I made it. And yes, it works on all bunnies.
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But wait! First, we need to see if this is really an evilus. *walks over to bunny cage* *bunny springs and slams into cage wall* Huh, must be evilus. Well, great! It works!
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I’m showing this thread to my science teacher. She knows a lot about brains.
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188 – Sorry. I was thinking IBCF because that’s who was testing it.
I don’t think my bunny’s evil! He doesn’t jump into cage walls unless you scare him, and he has never shown any murderous tendencies. (Except toward vegetables.)
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192- Don’t worry, if your bunny can tolerate being a pet, it’s probably not evil.
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I am going to check the archives of my people to see if HPBs have been encountered on any of the other worlds we have explored, or if they are only found on Earth.
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I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they are on other planets as well. They’re certainly adaptable enough to integrate into environments harsher than the ones on Earth, so they could even be lurking on other planets within our own solar system.
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194, 195- We’ve found bunnies on the Pieceful Pie Planet and Muse World, but that’s all so far. But that’s certainly plausible…bunnies ruling the galaxy…*shudders*
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196- Bunny Borg.
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197- *shudders violently* *gets a drink of water*
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The Gadrin Archives are immense, so I’m still searching. We have encountered many enemies, including the Pod People and Skrulls, but I haven’t found any direct references to HPBs yet. Perhaps one of our enemies created them as a weapon.
187- That would make it a neuron problem. We’ll need inhibitors.
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199- Even our enemies wouldn’t be so gruesome as to unleash these hot pink horrors upon us. Maybe it was an experiment gone wrong…
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200- Yes, that is a possiblity. Did we learn anything from the rescue of the crew of Endeavour?
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199 – I’ll send a mesage to the R&D people to start researching an inhibitor. *sends*
200 – An experiment gone wrong…Hoo boy. Those things always seem to create the worst enemies.
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Hmm… there was a deviant Gadrin about 100 of your years ago named Kos’ur Rapi. He apparently created several dangerous species in attempts to conqure the Galactic League. He was killed by one of his experiments, and when they found his body, it was pink.
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202- Well, it makes sense. No one would purposely make a hot pink bunny, except for another hot pink bunny, maybe.
203- Gadrin? Galactic League? Hm?
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The Gadrin are my species. We’re part of the Galactic League, an organisation of civilizations througout the Milky Way Galaxy.
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I’m so glad you’re not a Skrull.
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206 – Excuse my ignorance, but what’s a Skrull?
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207- A race of shapeshifters from Andromeda, who are occasional villians in Marvel Comics.
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208- Oh, okay.
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From what I’ve read, here’s my theory: Kos’ur Rapi created the first HPBs, intending them as weapons he could rule the galaxy with, but they turned on him and fled into space, finding their way to Earth and the Peaceful Pie Planet.
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208 – Aha.
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210- And they could have adapted to live on hundreds of other planets. They’re good at that kind of stuff, you know.
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212- thoasands. millions. they could be every where.
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Are we sure we want to know if there’s life on Mars? I mean… *trails off* I think you get my point.
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214- Nah, they’d have torn the rovers to smitherines by now.
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215- True. That’s a relief.
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215- Or maybe they wouldn’t. Maybe they’re trying to make us think that Mars is uninhabited, and then when we launch our first astronaut there…*shudders*
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217- That’s a scary thought. I stopped there for a spell on my way to Earth and didn’t notice any, though. I don’t recall any advanced bio-signs at all, although there were plenty of organic chemicals.
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218- Okay… *sigh of relief*
Did you check every planet and moon, though? They could be anywhere.
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219 – Not to mention that they could just be floating in space.
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220- Ulp! *shudders*
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218- My aproach course only took me past Neptune, Mars, and Earth’s moon. Next time I return to give a Report, I’ll check out the other bodies. All that I can say with certainty at this point is that humans are the only life communicating by radio in this solar system.
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222- what are the other’s doing?
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223- I don’t know if there even are any others, although some of the moons of the gas giants looked promising. All that I know is that when we detected your television signals, we listened very intensely to your system, and the only radio detected was human-made.
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By the way, did we learn anything from the rescue of the crew of the space shuttle, TMFA?
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Rapi may have made the HPBs by mutating the green bunnies found on the Gadrin Homeworld.
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226- There’s green bunnies on the Gadrin Homeworld? Where’s the Gadrin Homeworld, anyway?
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227- At the “stem” of the Galaxy’s Orion Arm. Earth is two thirds of the way out on it. Yes, we have green bunnies. I had one as a pet in the Vega Colony when I was younger.
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228 – What is this “Gadrin” and “Vega” of which you speak?
HPBs could possibly blend in on Mars. And it is the planet of war, which is violence, so…..that fits. *screams* *runs and hides*
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229- Martian Bunnies… *shudders*
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229- The Gadrin are the extraterrestrial species to which I belong. Vega is a blue-white star 26 light-years from Earth, where there is a Gadrin colony.
I didn’t say that there couldn’t be HPBs on Mars, just that I didn’t see any. *shudders*
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231 – Blue, eh? *sings* “I’m blue, da-ba-de da-ba-di…”
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I don’t get it.
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233 – Sorry. That was _completely_ off-topic. It’s just a song which has a tendency to get stuck in my head.
229 – The bunnies being from the planet traditionally associated with war certainly does make sense. How they would get from rusty red to hot pink is a mystery though.
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Sun tans? Makeup?
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Makeup, maybe. It would be completely in character for the bunnies to paint themselves a different color to make themselves look “better.”
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235- Maybe both.
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Or perhaps they’re like flamingos and get their coloring from something they eat.
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238- What could they eat that makes them pink? There’s shrimp…flamingos…pink roses…*shudders* each other…
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Humans are kind of pink… *shudders*
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240- Well, no. But our blood is red…and HPBs are reddish… *triple shudder*
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Well, since we’re not saturated with blood, we’re pink-ish, rather than red. My theory is that the pigment started out as a defensive measure, maybe to make the bunnies taste bad, to keep predators away. Then when the bunnies discovered that the pink pigment also gave them slight hypnotic powers, those hypnotic powers became essential in finding a mate, and it escalated from there as evolution slowly made the bunnies more and more powerful, and their mating rituals became more and more linked to having hypnotic and zombifying powers. Bunnification is a fairly recent phenomenon, and has nothing to do with the powers of the pigments, it merely involves the injection of some of the pigment into a human victim, which gives the victims all of the powers of the bunnies. The rest of bunnification is physical alterations, carried out surgically by the bunny that injected the pigment.
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HPB’s from Candyland?
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243- Um…what?
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242- That’s certainly plausible…now, which theory to believe? *ponders*
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*ponders about whether her theory is too plausible to apply to the bunnies*
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Does any one remember this ryhme?:
Mimi had a little bunny, little bunny, little bunny
Mimi had a little bunny, it’s fur was pink as nothing.
It followed mimi to school one day, school one day, school one day
It followed mimi to school one day and bunnyfid the children.
The children did as it did say, it did say,it did say
The children did as it did say, making the bunny laugh.
~~~
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247- *shudders*
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247 – ‘Fraid not. I didn’t think Mimi liked the bunnies, given their not-getting-along-with-people personalities.
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249- It’s still horrifying, nonetheless…
*goes back to pondering about HPB origin theories*
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249- she doesn’t, after that episode…
How about this one:
~~~
hot pink bunny sat on a wall
hot pink bunny had a great fall
none of the muses and none of the MBers
dared come close.
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251 – I like! Hmmm, that gives me an idea…
William the bunny was an evil old soul
And an evil old soul was he.
He called for his minions
And he called for his dragons
While we made plans to flee.
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252- Every Minion he had was pink
And a very fine Pink was he
Tweedle Dee
Tweedle Dee
Tweedle Dee
Tweedle Dee Tweedle dee
Oh theres nothing so rare
that can compare
With William and his dragons three
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253 – That poem is almost too accurate…
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Bunny poems?
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255- We’re studying their literature. That’s part of their culture, isn’t it?
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256 – I’d hope so. Althought the truth might be that we’re just giving them cutesy little nursery rhymes, when their poetry really resembles something written by Vogons.
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257- Hehe. Don’t say that to their faces, though.
“Jack and Will went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water,
Will turned round and broke Jack’s crown
And laughed forever after!”
*shudders*
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You know, we’re going really in depth about genes and evolution and brain chemistry here. Maybe we should design a biology course based around Hot Pink Bunnies and see if any school would teach it.
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I bet MA would.
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I mean, what if we could actually get a real school to teach it? It would probably be fun for the kids.
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261- Too disturbing.
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I’m just saying, I like my standard biology class, but that’s only because I like science so much. The other kids think it’s boring.
But if the lessons were based around saving the world from evil bunnies, don’t you think the kids would be more interested.
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uuuh…..i don’t really know what to say… i haven’t followed this thread lately.
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263- Yes…we need to teach them of the evils of hot pink bunnies…
264- Then you don’t have to say anything.
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265- And if we can get them interested in science at the same time, that’s wonderful!
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Aha. I didn’t realize you meant a real school. And yes, that would be awesome! Most of my biology class last year dropped out during the first month of school, but I bet if it had been about something like HPB’s, more people would have stayed.
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267- Unless they were too disturbed, that is.
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268 – My class? Get disturbed by the HPBs? They were too irrational for that.
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*puts on ninja clothes* You cannot defeat me HPBs *makes unnecessary kung-fu noises such as HWAAAAAAA*
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270 – Everybody was kung-fu fighting! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! (Um, this isn’t really the place for ninja moves. But we’d love your support on the bunny melee thread.)
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269- Okay, then, if you say so… *brings research to school*
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272 – I said my classmates, not all students. My class graduated last June.
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273- Oh, drat, didn’t see your post. But the students didn’t take the bunnies seriously, and when I showed them the process of bunnification, they just laughed and thought I was an idiot. Oh, they’ll find out for themselves one day…
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274 – Grrr. That figures. I was at my class reunion a couple days ago, and one of my friends there (who is the principal’s daughter) said that the current senior class, which has Bio this year, is terrible. I’m sorry you had to go through that with them. When I go home in a month, I’m planning on visiting the school though, so I can give them a good kick if necessary.
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275- I do have some good news, however. In Intergrated Communications we’ve been working with Macromedia Flash, and I’ve made animated cartoons about HPBs and shared them with the class. They were horrified.
Hmm…I wonder if I could send them in somehow…
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276 – Cool! I’ve always wanted to make flash animations, but I’ve never had access to a good enough computer with a flash editor. Hmmm… If Rebecca could post that video for the last Hare-athon thread, then there’s probably some way for the GAPAs to post the files if you email them to them.
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277- It’ll probably take a while, though, because I’m not actually done with it and I’ll have to buy the program to e-mail it from my computer. It’s still awesome, though, so I’ll send it in as soon as I can…
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278 – Cool! Can’t wait!
After I told my friend about the whole HPB saga, he drew a picture of one of his characters (he’s a manga artist, and draws his own comic books) as a little boy wearing a bunny ears hat.
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279- Cool!
I’m almost done with my movie. I might be able to send it in tomorrow. I’m just not sure if I’ll be able to send the whole thing in by e-mail. Hm…
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I am now one step closer to sending in the bunny cartoon. I have saved the thing on a flash drive…mehehehahahaha…
The hard part will be e-mailing it to the Blog. My dad shut off my e-mail account.
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281 – Yeek. Maybe you could get one of those free hotmail or yahoo accounts, and just use it to send in the movie, after that you could delete it. And how did your dad shut off your email account?
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282- My dad moniters everything I do closely. He knows all my e-mail and instant message passwords. I mean, he’s just doing it for my protection, but still… You don’t have to worry, though, I have other ways to send it…
Small problem–I unwittingly put my real name in the ending credits. I can’t seem to download the right flash version at home, so the only place I can change it is at school. Unless the GAPAs have macromedia flash player MX 2004 version 7 (or a later version), the soonest I can send it in is Tuesday night.
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*waits patiently*
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284 – *joins in the waiting*
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Waiting for the vid!
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Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Waiting for the vid!
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Waiting for the vid!
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Waiting for the vid!
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Waiting for the vid!
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Waiting for the vid!
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The vid! The vid! She hears the caw
Of birds in the wilderness
Of birds in the wilderness
And remembers.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u291/rglasley/museblog06/BunnyInvasion.swf
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287- Is that the vid? I can’t see it. Poo.
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Oh, there we go. Wheeee! *flys to vid* *caws*
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I assume this is a prequel to Bunny Apocalypse?
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It’s as dark and scary as “I Am Legend.” *shudders*
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290- Funny you should mention that. I actually had plans to bridge it into the first fight scene on the Bunny Apocalypse thread. William’s already been mentioned in the sequal, which I’m working on now.
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291- I’ve never seen I Am Legend, but after this, it’ll probably seem tame.
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293- Oh, I’ve watched I Am Legend. Believe me, zombies are nothing compared to crazy hyperventilating infected monster people. But then again, we haven’t gotten to the really scary parts on the bunny movie yet… 
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D-d-d-dear Lord. *shudders*
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Wow, awesome job, Ã߀ƒ! And I can’t wait for the really scary parts…
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291-Great use of stop motion!
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296, 297- Thanks, guys. New thread?
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I love how the bunnies’ heads are separate from their bodies, but can still connect to them. The head-spinning “MWAHAHAHAHAHA” was particularly fun.
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294- Bunny…nnyy..fii… *Faints*
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Cool! My dad saw that over my shoulder, and he loved it! He said that it was very clever – if you were into HPBs.
IBCF, you must have a lot of time on your hands.
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301- Actually, I did that all during Integrated Communications class, along with two others (which are not all about bunnies, so you probably wouldn’t be interested).
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Birds in the wilderness
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness
Hoping for the new-thread!
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10 reasons for you to make a new OWTHs! Thread:
1. Because people need to know more about HPBs. Duh.
2. Because I just neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to have it!!!
3. More people will see my movie. *is vain*
4. Because if we don’t, the bunnies will win. And that’s…bad.
5. We haven’t created any new threads yet (besides the regular monthly threads.)
6. It takes so long to get 300 posts on these threads! I mean, this one started in like, February!
7. Can you think of a reason not to? Besides laziness?
8. pwease
9. Because you’ll get choklit…lots of delicious choklit…
10. Because I didn’t say “pwease.â€
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