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Scene 1: an HPB classroom.
Scene 2: After class. As Fred is leaving school, three other bunnies — Stig, Dirk, and Rocco — block his way.
*Fred struggles, to no avail. While Dirk and Rocco sit on him, Stig ties Fred’s ears in a square knot, stuffs the knot into Fred’s mouth, and tapes Fred’s mouth shut with several feet of duct tape. Stig, Dirk, and Rocco turn Fred over and each give him a vigorous kick in the cottontail. Then the three of them hop away howling with laughter, leaving Fred bruised, dusty, and miserable.*
*Thinks: “This is the worst day of my life. Just like yesterday.â€*
1- You make me laugh so hard
*random bunny comes up to Fred* “Hey, at least it’s not the end of the world today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia!”
(this is what happened to my big sister when we went horseback riding)
– wow this is a steep mountain!
– *keeps walking*
– oh, whoops, my glasses fell off!
– *steps on glasses, crushing them into a million pieces*
– HEY! why’d you do that?
*snorts and keeps on walking*
– Oh well, at least I have my hat! *puts it on lap*
– *hits a bump*
– Hey! My hat fell too!
– *crushes hat into dirt so you can’t see it anymore*
– Geez, why are you so mean?
– *starts running*
– SLOW DOWN OR ELSE I’LL FALL OFF TOO!
*sneezes and snorts, keeps walking*
– now I don’t have anything!
*breaks into a trot*
-1 Excellent!
1- I’m still laughing! That’s great!
1 – *is actually LOLing*
2 – Evil horse 8 O
2- I love that quote!
1-Amazing.
Everyone: Yay!
Everyone: *verybadwords*
1 –
Scene Three: A top-secret BEACON space station in polar orbit. Three human technicians are gathered around a screen.
Here, I’ll show you the footage. *clicks mouse*
Well, what does that prove? It’s just some inter-tribal rivalry.
Run it again, with sound. You see? Some of them don’t hate us! Well… at least, they don’t see the point of trying to kill us… which is a start, I suppose.
BA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! *rolls on floor* Louise… *gasps* you really think this is going to convince us of your ridiculous theory? It’s obviously faked!
It should!
I don’t want to hear another word! Louise, I’ve tolerated your preposterous notions for far too long. All bunnies are bloodthirsty murderers who are far better off dead, and thinking otherwise borders on treason! If you continue to demonstrate anti-human sentiments, I will have you discharged!
(Louise) But…
GET OUT!!!
*Louise hurries out of the command center, fighting back tears and thinking, “This is the worst day of my life. Just like yesterday.” *
9-I see something being born….
Scene 4
Should I even bother to go home? My teacher’s probably telephoned my parents to give them a brutal account of anti -lagomorphic sentiments. My reception will doubtlessly be cold. I haven’t any friends whose houses I could go to, chiefly because I haven’t an friends at all. And, if I stay out in the open, I run the risk of encountering more brainwashed bullies…Which leaves me with a fairly unpleasant dilemna…
(Fred)
(Fred)
This spells trouble…I think I should subtly retreat.
*backs up*
(Fred)
This spells triple trouble…I think I should blatantly retreat…
Very interesting stories…
*To be kontinued*
Scene Four. A hangar on the BEACON space station.
(Guard) *with Eddie-like attitude* I’m super-uper-duper sorry, Louise, you don’t have clearance to go down. Ever since the bunnies took over, you can’t land on Earth without top priority clearance. Have a nice day now!
(Louise) I’ve got to find that bunny. If I can do that, I can prove my thesis! It’s extremely important. Wait! Look over there!
Okey-dokey!
*slips past and jumps into a space capsule* *launches*
(Fred) I think I lost them. But they’re- Hey, what’s that?
(Fred) It’s not any bunny-craft I recognize. Wait, what’s that slogan on its side? Old Human, English dialect, from the looks of it. B-E-A-C-…
*emerges* Phew. That was a tough ride down… I’ve got to brush up on my landing skills in the simulators, and I’m sure the heat shields are completely…. *spots Fred*
(Fred) *spots Louise*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hide*
Scene 5. A forest, all foliage completely pink.
*capsule comes to a landing a few yards away*
This is turning into the RRSS thread. Oh well.
(They turn into zombies)
(I originally planned this for Scene 3, but MBers ran away with the story before I could post it. Here it is anyway.)
Scene pi. Years after Scene 2; a desolate part of the SSSS thread.
*
appears.*
*zombifies*
*
becomes 
*
*drools*
*sighs again*
I do it, but my heart’s not in it.
15- Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
(16) That’s fine. I like Louise and am eager to see how she and Fred get along.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Larry)
(Larry)
(Larry)
(Larry)
(Larry)
17- Thank you. I like yours a lot, but I think Fred will get a happier ending in mine.
(Fred) OK, you can do this, Fred. You’ve practiced…
(Musclebound Coach) OK, I’ll go over this ONE MORE TIME for those of us who still don’t get it. *demonstrates as he speaks* Flip over, use your ears to launch yourself into the air, flip again, wrap your ears around the human’s head, and stare into its eyes until it’s zombified. If you want to bunnify, bite the nose and inject venom. Any questions?
(Fred) Er…
(MC) No? Good! Go!
(Everybody) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fred) Oh, no, they’re back! *Bounces out into the clearing, headlong towards the capsule. Louise, assuming he’s charging, fires a depigmentizer dart at him. She misses, but he screeches to a halt, tries to make a sharp turn, tangles his ears, and rolls over.*
(Rocco, Stig and Dirk) *burst into the clearing* Hey! The little clumsy pucey-paws tripped over its widdle ear! Let’s get…
(Stig) Hey, look! A human!
(Rocco) Back off, Stiggy- I’m zombifying this hairless biped!
(Dirk) No, me! I want a zombie 
to do my chores!
(Stig) I saw her first!
(Rocco) Yeah? You wanna fight?
(Dirk) Oh, you think you can take me? Huh? Huh?
(Louise) *sneaks over, wraps Fred up in a net and carries him back toward the space capsule*
(Fred) *passes out from fear*
(Rocco, Dirk, Stig) Hey, she’s trying to run away! Get her!
(Louise) AAAAHHH!!!!!!!! *dashes into woods*
*Fred hides behind nearest tree. Louise hides behind capsule.*
Fade out. Scene Six. Flashback. The gym at Fred’s school. A series of human dummies are lined up on the floor.
*Fred flips over, does a feeble hop off the ground, smashes into the dummy’s midsection and lands painfully on his rear.*
Fade out. Scene Seven. Same as Five.
*Crashing noises and shouts.*
*Dirk, Rocco and Stig continue posturing, shoving, and flexing their ears, trying to out-shout and out-tough each other.*
*Stig cuts off Louise’s route to the capsule*
THE ADVENTURES OF YELLOW SMILIE DUDE & THE HPB
.
), stage right*
, stage left*
*enter Riley (
*enter menacing bunnies
*Bunnies sneak up behind
, fangs bared. But then:*
*exit bunnies*
*
goes about his business, unaware that anything unusual has occurred *
.
*later, in debriefing*
.
– Excuse me, Mr. Riley. May I talk to you for a moment?
Robert, you seem determined to destroy every SSSS cliche known to smiley.
29-Oh yeah! I just picked up on that…*laughs even harder now that she understands*
I am tempted to do an SSS playing on the rather silly pun generated by George Smiley (Le Carre character) and smiley (emoticon) having similair names. ‘Cept it might just be a WOMBAT….
30-What did you just pick up on?
The words “stupid” and “senseless” are very liberating, aren’t they?
31-That Robert is systematically destroying every SSS cliche through his delightful vignettes…
32-VERY! (almost as much so as “no homework”, been a long time since I heard that one)
30- Or at least a WOBAT; I very much doubt it would cost you any money.
THE ADVENTURES OF ZERO (
) AND A GANG OF HPBs .
34-How true…Although one could say that it would, because: in order to think of the plot, I need to utilise my brain. In order to utilise my brain, I need fuel, best provided in the form of carbohydrates. Therefore, it would be a waste of carbohydrates, and as carbohydrates come in food and food costs money, by an indirect chain it would cost me money.
Wow! That post was a WOMBAT…
ladidadidahdidahdidahdidah……….. I just bought a new nostril. WOMBAT?
What the SSSS’s have turned into…
So, to make a twist…
*applause*
(25, 29) POSOC, when are you going to continue the tale of Fred and Louise? I’m on the edge of my seat.
A SSSS WITHOUT AN HPB (gasp)
= Thinker
= Optimist
= Pessimist
Over-excitable person
Dramatis Personae:
40- Tomorrow, hopefully, or tonight, if I get a sudden inspiration.
43-
Who cares?
I care!
*murders 
*
☺ Ooo! The plot thickens!
A[NOTHER] SSSS WITHOUT AN HPB (gasp)
*
*
*
☺ Hello.
☺ You are mocking me, and I have a bazooka. Therefore, I will explode you. *explodes
We’re giving a totally new meaning to “stupid” and “senseless.”
THE MUMMY
(SSSS version)
–Ancient Egypt–
(Pharaoh)
(Imhotep)
(Anck-su-namun)
(Imhotep)
*Anck-su-namun and Imhotep stab pharaoh*
(Pharaoh)
(Anck-su-namun)
(Imhotep)
(Anck-su-namun)
Everyone: Oh, no! The pharaoh is dead! Anck-su-namun-or-however-you-pronounce-that is dead! Imhotep killed them!
(Imhotep)
(Imhotep)
(Imhotep)
…to be continued.
47 – No kidding.
I love that movie!
48 –
47-We are!
Romeo and Juliet
Oh woe is me, I am the victim of unrequited love!
Let’s go to a party!
Fine.
She’s beautiful! I am in love! Forget that other girl! *kisses her* *leaves*
It’s too bad Romeo’s a Montague, my most dreadful enemy.
*hiding in the bushes* I love you too!
Let’s get married!
SSSS version
(Romeo)
(Benvolio)
(Romeo)
*They go to a party. Romeo sees Juliet*
(Romeo)
After the party:
*Juliet sits on her balcony*
(Juliet)
(Romeo)
(Juliet) (Romeo)
*Romeo runs off*
To be continued…
(Imhotep)
*hides in dead city* Priests, bring Anck-su-namun back to life.
Okay. *begin ritual*
Oh, no you don’t!
Oh, poop. The guards.
Oh. That’s bad.
Hey, wait wait wait, can’t we talk this over?
Nope. You killed the pharaoh. Which means you must be punished.
What happens to us?
The priests will be mummified alive.
Oh. That’s bad,
Yeah, good for them. But what about me?
You get to go through “Hom Dai”.
What the heck does that mean?
One of us dresses like a jackal, cut your tongue out, wraps you up, buries you alive, and throws in a few man-eating insects before they close up sarcophagus.
Oh. That’s not good.
Hehe! Sucks to be you!
(Imhotep)
(Priests)
(Imhotep)
(Imhotep)
(Priests)
(Imhotep)
(Imhotep)
(Imhotep)
(Priests)
…to be continued.
Star Wars in SSSS!
(Qui-Gon)
Hello. We would like you to help Naboo.
Yes!
No. Go away.
Why?
Because we said so. Now we kill you.
and 
*run away*
(Obi-Wan)
(Trade Federation dudes)
To be continued…
Ã߀ƒ- *dies laughing* *wants more*
53- great idea
(Luke)- *tries to fit self in a compartment in the Millennium Falcon* Boy, it’s lucky you have these compartments.
(Han Solo)- *tries to shove self in, is cramped* I use them for smuggling. I never thought I’d be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous.
53- I just had that idea!
(Amidala)
*they go many places, until*
(Anakin)
UNTITLED
Help, I have no original ideas for a story!
You don’t need ideas! You are an idea. Just kill me, then we have a story!
But… but… That’s not a good plot…
Look, buddy/bunny! You wanted a story, and I made one for you. Now kill me!
*Sniffs* I… can’t…
Hmph! *Dies*
Nooo! Now all I have is a monologue. * 
*
(Ghost) Idiot! You could have had a good story!
Hey! Are you… a ghost?
(Ghost) Yes, dumbie! I died earlier, didn’t I?
Yes…
To be continued…
(Qui-Gon)
*speaking to 
‘s mommy*
Okay.
(Watto): Hello. Say bye-bye to the nice young man now, Ani. We have to go race!
*has idea* Wait. Let’s have a bet. He wins, I get him. He loses… I pay you.
Okay.
(Shmi)
(Qui-Gon)
(Watto)
(Okay, I know that the bet was different. It’s artistic license.)
MUCH LATER…
(Qui-Gon)
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
to be continued.
LATER…
AT CORUSCANT…
(Qui-Gon) Council, there is a cloaked stranger who I think is a Sith. Oh, by the way, this slave I brought… he’s the Chosen One.
(Council) You cannot train the boy. He is fearful. Beware of the cloaked dude.
But… the boy is the Chosen One!
Whatever. Go away. We have to think.
Romeo and Juliet
SSSS version
(Romeo)
Oh woe is me, I am the victim of unrequited love!
Let’s go to a party!
Fine.
She’s beautiful! I am in love! Forget that other girl! *kisses her* *leaves*
It’s too bad Romeo’s a Montague, my most dreadful enemy.
*hiding in the bushes* I love you too!
Let’s get married!
Hello, Romeo.
I want you to marry Juliet and me.
What about the other girl?
Who?
You horrible, fickle child.
P*ease?
Fine. But only because it’ll stop your families from feuding.
Yay!
I hate Romeo because he crashed my party. Romeo, I challenge you to a duel.
(*thinks* “but we’re related now! I can’t duel him!) No thanks, Tybalt.
Fine, if Romeo’s going to be a coward, I accept the challenge in his stead.
No, stop it!
That was mean!
Hey, stop it everyone. Romeo, no killing people. I hereby banish you.
This can’t be happening!
But what about my wife? I’ll kill myself!
You will go and spend the night with your wife, and then leave. While you’re gone, I’ll announce the marriage, and everything will work itself out.
Oh, good.
Boo-hoo-hooo!
Poor girl, she’s mourning her cousin Tybalt. I know what’ll cheer her up! *arranges Juliet’s marriage to Paris*
Oh no! I don’t want to marry Paris!
I can’t marry Paris! I’m already married to Romeo! I’ll kill myself!
I have a plan! You’ll drink this potion that will make you appear dead for two days, and then I’ll send for Romeo to come and get you.
OK. *goes home* Father, I will marry Paris!
Excellent! I’ll move the wedding up a day so that you can’t change your mind!
*drinks potion*
I have come with sad tidings, sir. Juliet is dead.
-> 
-> 
I’ll kill myself!
I can’t sell you that poison, sir. It’s illegal.
WHO CARES? Look at all this shiny money… now give me the poison!
Fine.
Boo-hoo, poor Juliet!
Stand aside, sir.
No.
Oh, I am slain! Lay me in her tomb! *dies* *is lain in tomb, along with Tybalt and the not-really-dead Juliet*
Oh, Juliet! Thou art still so beautiful, almost as though you were alive! Boo-hoo, my love is dead! *drinks potion*
So, you sent my letter, right?
Well, no.
Oh, no! I have to go get Juliet before she wakes up! *goes off to tomb* *discovers Romeo* Uh-oh.
Hello, friar. Where’s Romeo?
Er… about that. He’s dead. But we really haven’t any time to waste, so come with me and I’ll take you to go live with nuns, how does that sound?
I won’t go!
OK. *leaves*
You left no poison for me to finish myself off with? *stabs herself instead*
Sorry ’bout that feud, Montague.
Sorry ’bout that feud, Capulet.
(Benvolio)
(Romeo)
*They go to a party. Romeo sees Juliet*
(Romeo)
After the party:
*Juliet sits on her balcony*
(Juliet)
(Romeo)
(Juliet) (Romeo)
*Romeo runs off to go find Friar L*
(Friar Laurence)
(Romeo)
(Friar Laurence)
(Romeo)
(Friar L)
(Romeo)
(Friar L)
(Romeo)
*Romeo and Juliet get married.*
(Tybalt)
(Romeo)
(Mercutio)
(Romeo)
*Tybalt slays Mercutio.*
(Romeo)
*Romeo slays Tybalt.*
(Prince Escalus)
(Romeo)
The friar’s cell.
(Romeo)
(Friar L)
(Romeo)
*Romeo and Juliet spend the night together, then Romeo goes off to Mantua.*
(Juliet)
(Capulet)
(Juliet)
The Friar’s cell.
(Juliet)
(Friar L)
(Juliet)
(Capulet)
(Juliet)
Everyone: Oh no! Juliet is dead, and on her wedding day! *mourns*
Mantua, Romeo’s house.
(Balthasar)
(Romeo)
(Apothecary)
(Romeo)
(Apothecary)
Outside Juliet’s tomb:
(Paris)
(Romeo)
(Paris)
*Romeo kills Paris.*
(Paris)
(Romeo)
Friar L’s cell:
(Friar L)
(Friar John)
(Friar L)
*Juliet wakes up.*
(Juliet)
(Friar L)
(Juliet)
(Friar L)
(Juliet)
Everyone: Oh no! Paris is dead! Oh no! Romeo is dead! Oh no! Juliet is still dead, in a different way! Oh no! *mourns*
(Capulet)
(Montague)
(Prince) I declare peace!
THE END.
(Qui-Gon)
Hello. We would like you to help Naboo.
Yes!
No. Go away.
Why?
Because we said so. Now we kill you.
and 
*run away*
and 
*go to Naboo*
Hi.
and 
We have to go.
Fine.
(Obi-Wan)
(Trade Federation dudes)
(Amidala)
*they go many places, until*
(Anakin)
(Qui-Gon)
*speaking to 
’s mommy*
Okay.
(Watto): Hello. Say bye-bye to the nice young man now, Ani. We have to go race!
*has idea* Wait. Let’s have a bet. He wins, I get him. He loses… I pay you.
Okay.
(Shmi)
(Qui-Gon)
(Watto)
MUCH LATER…
(Qui-Gon)
LATER…
AT CORUSCANT…
(Palpatine)
Make me chancellor, little girl.
Don’t call me little girl. But okay! Why not?
*cackles*
(Amidala)
53-66- Wow, I’ve started a tradition!
–THE MUMMY– (cont. from posts #48 and #52)
(Imhotep)
Oh, but you must not stop us from completing the ritual!
Oh, yeah. What are you guys doing, anyway?
We’re trying to resurrect Anc–*is elbowed on stomach*
Er, we’re resurrecting my dead cat, Milton!
Too bad. *stops ritual*
What was that?
Probably just the wind.
(Priest)
(Imhotep)
Anck-su-namun: ARRRGH! *soul is sent back to underworld*
(Imhotep)
I was trying to do Hamlet, but failed.
Hee hee! i love reading these!
Contact:
(Ellie) Can you use an antenna to talk to people on Pluto?
(Dad) If the antenna’s big enough.
Are there people out there in space?
I feel there must be, the Universe is so big.
Grrrr… need bigger antenna!
-Grows up-
-Waits and listens-
Holy guacamole, a signal from aliens! I need to decode this.
-Decodes-
So, as you can see, government guys, the aliens sent us plans for a machine we can use to visit them.
Too expensive.
So is going to war.
shuts up-
–
-People build machine-
(cont. from 67)
THE MUMMY
(Guard)
Oh, and before we begin, I think we should mention that the ritual will grant you eternal life.
Oh. That’s good.
However, this means you will have to spend an eternity in agony.
Ooo. That’s bad.
But if someone releases you, you will have terrible power and release destruction and chaos on the Earth.
Oh. That’s good.
But that will probably never happen, because you will be guarded from any trespassers by our descendants.
Ooo. That’s bad. Can we get through with this now?
Sure.
Hey, can I wear the mask? I like masks.
No, you idiot. Only the priest can perform the ritual.
Aw.
*puts on mask* *performs ritual* *cuts Imhoteps tongue out*
Ow.
*wraps Imhotep up like a mummy and puts him in sarcophagus* *puts jar full of man-eating scarabs in sarcophagus* *closes lid*
Ow. *flesh is eaten*
(Imhotep)
(Guard)
(Imhotep)
(Guard)
(Imhotep)
(Guard)
(Imhotep)
(Guard)
(Guard #2)
(Guard)
(Guard #2)
(Priest)
(Imhotep)
(Priest)
Scarabs: Yum!
(Imhotep)
To be continued…
(Amidala)
Good. C’mon, guys, let’s go.
(Qui-Gon, Amidala, Ani, Obi-Wan, and Jar-Jar) Okay! Bye-bye Boss Nass!
B-bye.
(Gungans) *go to Naboo and march into battle*
-Gets in machine-
This is AWESOME! They should have sent a poet!
-Suddenly is on beach-
Huh? Dad?
To be continued…
(Anakin)
Woah! WOAH! I have suddenly gone into space! *accidentally blows up ship, deactivating droid army)
*retakes Theed palace and captures Trade Federation dude*
*fight Darth Maul*
Train… the… boy. He… is… the… Chosen… One. *dies*
Yes, master. *realizes he died* No! Don’t die! WAAAH!! *becomes 
*
NOW YOU DIE!!!!
Urk! *dies*
(Droids)
Die. Die. Die.*shut down*(Amidala)
(Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan)
(Qui-Gon)
(Obi-Wan)
(Obi-Wan)
(Darth Maul)
LATER…
(Yoda)
Always two Siths there are. Apprentice and master.
Which one did I kill?
Know I do not.
(Obi-Wan)
(Yoda)
END OF THE PHANTOM MENACE.
UNTITLED… WITH A GHOST!
Hey! Now our story has a name!
(Ghost) I’m dead! Do you think I really care?
But you’re my mentor! * 
*
(Ghost) But I’m dead! Get over it! Find a new character!
Okay… I guess.
*Appears* Hi! Aaah. An hpb! *Runs Screaming Away*
(Ghost) That just won’t do! We need someone nicer!
Fine, boss.
To be continued…
-suddenly ends up back on Earth-
-later-
–
sits moodily in the desert-
Well, I know I’m right.
-Fades to dedication “For Carlâ€-
–
Starring
and 
.
€yanical: Hey everyone, I’d like to introduce to you my new friend, Maurice.
Hi, Maurice!
That’s not very nice.
with bazooka*
*face is blown off*
☺ *is Maurice* Hey.
€yanical: Maurice finds that the best way to deal with people he deems annoying is to shoot their face off with a bazooka.
☺ Too bad. *shoots
€yanical: Obviously, it’s a good idea not to be deemed annoying by Maurice.
(The Mummy will continue later.)
BEGINNING OF ATTACK OF THE CLONES.
(Amidala)
*gets off ship* *ship gets bombed* *survives*
You must be protected. You will die if you are unprotected.
Okay.
Hi! I’m here to protect you.
You look pretty. *shakes head* Yes. I am here to protect you too.
Hooray! Ani! I haven’t seen you in forever!
Neither have I! Yippee!!!
Kill the queen.
*sends bugs into Amidala’s room*
*swoops in and saves the day*
FOLLOW THAT PERSON!
*follows*
(Palpatine)
(Amidala)
(Obi-Wan)
(Anakin)
(Amidala)
(Anakin)
(Jango Fett)
(Zam Wessell)
(Anakin)
(Obi-Wan)
(Anakin and Obi-Wan)
77- Oh, God. A SSSSS? You’ve created an entirely new degree of Senselessness.
77 –
(Anakin)
*gets into terrible danger* *finds Zam Wessell*
*questions Zam Wessell*
*dies*
Bye, Ani. BRB. *goes to Geonosis* *gets captured*
Okay, master.
I ♥ you Ani.
Me too. But we have to keep it hush-hush.
Okay.
(Obi-Wan)
(Zam Wessell)
(Obi-Wan)
(Anakin)
(Amidala)
(Anakin)
(Amidala)
LATER…
(Anakin)
Padme, I’ve been having strange dreams. Assuming they’re real, I will now go to Tattooine.
Okay, I’ll go with.
(Amidala)
*they go to Tattooine*
(Anakin)
WHERE’S MY MOMMY???
She got kidnapped. By the Sand People.
WELL THEN I’LL GO GET HER. WAIT HERE, PADME.
Okay. Be careful!
(Ani’s stepdad)
(Anakin)
(Padme)
BEEEEP BEEP. R2D2 here .. I cannot talk. But yet.. I am talking now.. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? MANY QUESTIONS THAT MIGHT AND MIGHT NOT BE ANSWERED.
(Anakin)
Mommy! You’re here!
Anakin, I love you. *dies*
NOOOOOOOOOOO! MOMMY! *gets out lightsaber* *kills all of the Sand People*
(Shmi)
(Anakin)
BACK AT THE HOUSE…
(Padme)
Where’s your mommy?
She died. And I killed everyone there.
That’s terrible!
I CAN ACCOMPLISH SO MUCH MORE!
No, you can’t. Be content.
(Anakin)
(Padme)
(Anakin)
(Padme)
WHILE ALL THIS IS HAPPENING…
(Obi-Wan) *heads to Kamino* *meets Jango Fett* *follows Jango Fett to Geonosis* *gets captured*
ANYWAY…
Padme, I have terrible news. *takes deep breath* *is cut off*
Yeah, your mom died. I know.
No, it’s that —
You’re going to become Darth Vader.
Ignoring that comment, the bad news is that Obi Wan is in trouble. He told us not to go after him, which means —
We go after him.
(Anakin)
(Padme)
(Anakin)
(Padme)
*awkward silence*
(Anakin)
(Padme)
Man, I forgot a smiley for Obi-Wan. Drat.
82- That’s her….. PumpkinCHEESEPiePINKbunny, we’re using smilies…..
MEANWHILE, ON GEONOSIS…
There is a Sith in the Senate.
Liar.
For that, you die.
(Dooku)
(Obi-Wan)
(Dooku)
(Padme and Anakin)
Bye, guys. We’re going to Geonosis. By, C3PO.
What? No! I’m coming too!
Beep boop beep.
Whatever.
(C3PO)
(R2D2)
(Padme and Anakin)
All of them go to Geonosis and get captured.
(Anakin)
I love you, Padme.
I love you too.
(Padme)
They get led out to the execution arena.
(Anakin)
Obi-Wan! We’ve come to rescue you!
*looks at Anakin’s handcuffs* Good job.
Where’s Padme?
She seems to be on top of things.
That was TERRIBLE!
(Obi-Wan)
(Anakin)
(Obi-Wan)
(Anakin)
(Council)
They have been captured. Dooku has an army. We must save them.
Give the nice Chancellor lotsa power!
Whatever. Sure. Have the power. We’re going into BATTLE!
(Jar Jar)
(Council)
There is a big battle. Lots of people die, including Jango Fett. The Jedi win. Obi-Wan and Anakin follow Dooku.
(Obi-Wan and Anakin)
*fight Dooku* *Anakin’s right hand gets cut off* *they fall down*
Now, you DIE! Seriously!
Do that you will not.
(seriously peeved) ARGH! I WANT TO KILL ONE PERSON! Can you at least let me do THAT?!?!?!
No. *fights Dooku*
*runs away*
(Dooku)
(Yoda)
(Dooku)
(Yoda)
(Dooku)
Woah. Turns out Dooku is the Sith apprentice.
(Obi-Wan)
Dooku says there is a Sith in the senate.
Dooku’s an idiot. But keep watch of the Senate.
(Council)
MEANWHILE, ON NABOO…
(Anakin)
Let’s get married!
Okay!
(Padme)
*they get married*
END OF ATTACK OF THE CLONES.
Dooku, otherwise known as Sauraman…
87 – I know! I watched the movie, and…
SHORT SSSS (true story)
Look! Saruman! What’s he doing?
He’s Count Dooku.
No, I’m fairly certain that’s Saruman.
No, it’s just the same actor.
B-but… I’ve never heard of him!
Whatever. Now keep quiet and WATCH!
(Me)
(My dad)
(Me)
(My dad)
(Me)
(My dad)
An extremely pointless SSSS.
The math teacher
: other emoticon : The kid
Bleh. I’m too lazy to start Revenge of the Sith right now.
EXTREMELY CONDENSED SSSS OF STAR WARS (first trilogy):
(Amidala)
Why won’t you Gungans help us with the TF???
I am going to be a Jedi! Yippee!
Anakin’s the Chosen One.
Oh no! He died. Now I have to train the boy.
Let’s get married.
Ani, I’m going to have a baby!
Hooray! But I think you’re gonna die. So I have to become a Sith to prevent you from dying.
NOOOOO! *has kids* *dies*
NOOOOOOO! Now I have to challenge my former master! *challenges* *loses* *gets both legs and one arm cut off* Oh poopy.
(Anakin)
(Qui-Gon)
(Obi-Wan)
*boy grown up*
(Amidala)
(Anakin) Yes, let’s.
*they get married*
(Amidala)
(Anakin)
(Amidala)
(Anakin)
This is like the Reduced Shakespeare Company with Smilies!
☺ *shoots various MBers with bazooka*
Uh oh…
Me: Maurice! You bad, bad smiley! I’m banishing you to this thread, as nobody cares about what happens to stupid little smilies.
☺ Fine. Whatever. Where’s €yanical, anyway?
Me: He’s gone. I’ve been feeling really angry at the world in the past few days, and I took it out on MBers. But now, I realize that that was wrong. So you’re no longer my friend, as you’re sadistic, cyanical, crazy, evil, and unreasonable.
☺ Sure, then. As long as I can vent my rage on people that have nothing to do with me.
☺ *kills everyone with bazooka*
Oh.. Cyanical was you… Never mind!
*Grabs Bazooka and Kills Maurice, finshing him off for Good!*
93- €yanical is part of me, if you know what I mean.
☺ *comes back to life* You have angered Maurice. Prepare to be beset with cruelty and malignity. *persecutes all
smileys*
94-
Oh, yeah? How are you gonna persecute us?
That’s stupid! We revolt! Down with Maurice!
with bazooka* *fines Bookworm five-thousand pieces of choklit*
☺ I’ll fine MBers whenever they use you and shoot you all with a bazooka.
☺ Die, fools. *shoots
(disgustingly happy smiley)
oh no! that’s not very nice! poisoning is against the law, and with cholit too! *shakes head* takes poisoned choklit away* gives everyone cookies*
but he started it!
no tattling children!
Now if that wasn’t stupid, I don’t know what is.
98 – Did you see post No. 77? *shakes head* Now THAT was stupid.
☺ *fines Turquoise and earthgirl* *buries Bookworm in pie* *throws poisoned chocolate off a cliff* *shoots
‘s with bazooka* *takes cookies* *takes ice cream*
(99)
99- ☺ No. That was brilliant.
(Cynical smilies support sarcasm).
101 –
Brilliantly stupid.
it was brilliant.
99 – It was better than mine!
Bwhahhahahahahha! I will take over the world!
No you won’t! I will!
becomes 
What?
Bwhahahhahahahahhhaha!
becomes 
Oh really?
Yes! Bawhwhwhwhwahhahahahhahwwhahhhwssdfjiaoiwejslkfjls!
The Unpronounceable Story!
*megapies
Oops.
was supposed to be 
99, 101, 102 –
107 –
Nice alter ego!
☺ *fines Turquoise again*
How do you make a “Maurice” Smiley?
110- ☺ Why should I tell you?
For a windows, you can do Alt + 1 (on the keypad). For a mac, you’ll just have to–*is blown to bits by bazooka*
The Bookworm’s Mobile Library!â„¢
Aka Text Grand Central!â„¢
Why am I being fined?
☺
Hey! It worked!
113- ☺ For using
/ 
. I’m persecuting them by fining anyone else who uses them.
115- ☺ *explodes evil smileys* *fines ZVX*
IBCF:
Grr. I am angry. Therefore, I will be cynical and moody.
Care if I join you?
Grr.
Hi, IBCF!
Yeah, scram.
I brought you a strawberry-banana milkshake! And some tomato soup with lots of saltine crackers! And a tuna sandwhich! With plenty of mayo and little apple slices in it! And spaghetti! With lots of parmeasan cheese and meat sauce! Just like mom used to make it!
Must…resist…deliciousness…
Yummy tomato soup tuna sandwhich cheesy spaghetti and milkshake…
Aw, what the heck? *scarfs down everything*
☺ Grr. I am also cynical and moody.
IBCF:
☺ Whatever.
IBCF:
☺ Grr.
☺ Go away, moron.
IBCF:
IBCF:
☺ Don’t give in!
IBCF:
☺ Morons. *takes bad mood elsewhere*
Moral: Nothing like food puts you in a good mood. *is simultaneously beaten and shot to death by
and ☺*
My first SSSS
Starring
The optimist-
and
The pessimist-
THE END
121 – I love it!
My mouth is full of one giant tooth, which makes it quite hard to speak!
Haha! I have three teeth!
becomes 
Aw man! No fair. Well hah! Now I’m animated!
So?
I have buck teeth, but you can’t see them. So I shall now bunnify you. *bunnifies*
becomes 
Well I reflect your bunnify rays with my tooth!
Oh dang. The rays came through the spaces in my three teeth. *becomes 
*
(first one) It doesn’t work that way, 
.
becomes 
(first one) BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
—SUDDENLY—
*bunny army mauls
*scuffle ensues*
*both implode*
Hmm, does anyone ever read these? I sometimes wonder if anyone else thinks they’re amusing at all, or whether you all think I’m strange and possibly dangerous because of my sick sense of humor…..
I read them!
How is that a sick sense of humor? I thought they were funny! But, then, maybe I have a sick sense of humor.
Sick sense of humor?! It’s MuserHumor. And that’s copyrighted, mind you.
Ah. Thanks.
MuserHumor…I loves it!
I read them! Oh and that’s MuserHumorâ„¢!
127-130~ Ah, thanks. I was wondering if you thought I had a sick sense of humor…..thankfully it appears that I don’t….or that there are a bunch of us so it must be okay…(kidding!)
Second
Second
1st
2nd
3rd
2nd
1st
2nd
* 1st
2nd
1st and 3rd
2nd
——————————-
Just a question, do other SSSS writers plan theirs out, or do they just go along with whatever strikes them? Sometimes I have a plot in my head that I base my stories on, but the details I just let go with whatever seems to fit the best.
Well, I do too.
I don’t plan. It just pops into my mind.
I sometimes plan, I sometimes don’t…..I also find that some of the funniest ones I write are when I’m almost falling asleep. (I think that’s where the famous line of “Little green emoticon, listen to your wise friend” came from.)
I never plan, ever ever ever. Not even when I’m writing for school. Consequently, my 7th grade writing assessment ended up with me and three friends in DC with a hologram machine in the Capitol Building.
*long pause*
*long pause*
Alice: What have I done?
Alice: *falls asleep*
These seem to get better and better with every subsequent thread. *_*
*:shock: becomes :razz:*
*:razz: becomes :eek:*
*:eek: becomes :shock:*
TNÖ: Maybe I should go to sleep…
137-
Hahahahahaha! That was hilarious!
I don’t find that funny at all.
Yes you do. *mind control*
Yesss masster ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
two non-musers see a hot pink bunny sleeping in a forest.
Hehehe… I’m gonna poke it!!!
Me too!!! *giggles*
*wakes up and bites them* Muahahahaha
*both start poking the bunny*
*
*
TNÖ: Well?
The End
135- Can I read that story? Please?
I learned this at Space Camp, including a possible clue to the origins of the HPB…
THE SPACE AGE, PART ONE:
Germany, 1920s:
* Get wagon and fireworks*
* Light*
*Chaos ensues*
*
grows up.*
Okay, the rocket club will launch our experiment in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- GO!
Oooooh. Ahhhhhh.
steps out *
Fudge, a Nazi!
Nice rocket you’ve got there, boys.
Uh, yeah, sure is… *looks for an escape route*
I want you to build missiles for us.
No way.
You don’t have a choice. Either you make missiles or I will feed you to the secret weapon.
What secret weapon?
opens cage*
YUM, HUMAN!
Aaaaahhhhh! Mercy! Mercy! I’ll do anything!
That’s more like it.
*Big black car drives up*
*
*
A few years later:
Okay, the Allies are getting close to here and I don’t want them to know our secrets, so I’m going to feed all of you to the 
tomorrow.
Oh, cake. Got to think of a plan… hey, what if I just HAPPENED to get captured by the Americans and I just HAPPENED to surrender…
Very educational.
Note: Please remember to put double spaces between your smileys. Otherwise one of them won’t work. (I had to fix a couple of them in this story.)
141-Yeah! Tom Lehrer:
Gather ’round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun,
A man whose allegiance
Is ruled by expedience.
Call him a Nazi, he won’t even frown,
“Ha, Nazi, Schmazi,” says Wernher von Braun.
Don’t say that he’s hypocritical,
Say rather that he’s apolitical.
“Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That’s not my department,” says Wernher von Braun.
Some have harsh words for this man of renown,
But some think our attitude
Should be one of gratitude,
Like the widows and cripples in old London town,
Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun.
You too may be a big hero,
Once you’ve learned to count backwards to zero.
“In German oder English I know how to count down,
Und I’m learning Chinese!” says Wernher von Braun.
143- Phobos, I knew I spelled “Wernher” wrong! Why couldn’t he have been named Bob?
144-No Idea! Brendan’s dad went to College with Tom Lehrer! It is very cool.
144- Well, that would be boring, you see.
*
146- Yeah, I guess you’re right. I’m still not sure if Von Braun was a bad guy who did some good things or a good guy who did some bad things. Hence the “neutral” smiley. Part two is coming soon.
THE SPACE AGE, PART TWO:
In Russia:.
Okay, Mr. Korolev, not only are we going to put you in charge of our space program, but we’re also going to give you a codename so nobody knows your secret identity.
(Sergei Korolev) Wow! What’s my codename?
The Chief Designer.
That’s lame. Why can’t I have a cool codename like “Batman” or “Wolverine”?
Because in Soviet Russia, codename chooses you.
Rats.
*Launch Sputnik into orbit*
-Beep-beep-beep-beep-
It’s a Martian space invader!
It’s a secret weapon!
It’s Godzilla! GODZILLA! GODZILLA!
and 
slap 
*
*
A few months later…
*The rocket goes up three feet*
*Then it falls down and blows up*
(141, 149) These are funny and informative, too.
147 – OMG That’s from Looney Tunes.
Only Mr. Joe would think that grapefruits should be cooked.
I saw a recipe for cooked grapefruit once in Joy of Cooking. I think you were supposed to cut it in half, broil it, and splash it with sherry. I tried it. Once.
*they both die*
(152, 153) My youngest brother and I once stayed at my dad’s house while it was being readied for sale. A thorough foraging of the essentially empty kitchen yielded a gift box of bowtie pasta and little else. Ralph’s resourceful cooking skills produced a sauce out of almost nothing. He wanted to add some lemon juice, but all we had was a grapefruit I’d brought from home. The result was amazing.
151- I figured someone would point that out. Musers are the type that watch Looney Tunes.
*
*and so on*
*
*
The End
Hello, TNÖ! You seem to be enjoying your birthday.
So do I.
149-Is there a part 3?
161- Of course! There’s more history, so there’s more story on the way.
(162) We await with great suspense!
158- Oh, yes. Quite immensely.
159-
TNÖ: Well, this is boring.
TNÖ: But it’s my BIRTHDAY.
TNÖ: I would like to be ENTERTAINED.
TNÖ: No, but I’ll hire someone.
TNÖ: This is better. *drinks soda*
[meanwhile]
*
TNÖ: I’m bored, and will therefore end this story.
The End
THE SPACE AGE, PART THREE.
In Russia:
“And now, I can reach the skies, I feel in my heart… the start of something new!” A toast to the Cheif Designer!
First he keeps using that lame codename, THEN he quotes High School Musical…
(On radio) The United States has launched it’s first satellite, Explorer 1. Already it has discovered radiation belts around the Earth, to be named after Dr. James Van Allen, in contrast to the Russian Sputnik, which only beeped.
Oh no you dih-en!
Oh yeah, it’s ON! Space Race!
*Gemini program*
*Every window in Huntsville breaks*
*People build Apollo capusle*
Those poor men. We must honor them!
And we shall. By continuing our moon projects. They wouldn’t have wanted this to stop us.
*Lots of design flaws*
*Fire during a test run*
*Three astronauts die*
*More work*
*Fix problems*
*Explodes*
(165) Ha! “Everything’s better with monkeys!” Words to ——
Hold it right there! This is your third comment on this thread and you have yet to write an SSSS. That’s a violation of protocol, and you’re not going to get away with it again.
Oh, all right. Encore une fois. *clears throat*
8) (165) Ha! “Everything’s better with monkeys!” Words to live by.
166 –
That was funny.
THE SPACE AGE, PART FOUR:.
(Collins) Have fun on the moon’s surface while I stay orbiting up here alone. So utterly alone…
(Aldrin) Sorry you can’t come with, Mike. But the lander only holds two people.
(Armstrong) Yeah, sorry, Mike.
Really, it’s no big deal.
July 20, 1969:
*
and 
leave*
Neil and Buzz are gone! That means I can eat all the ice cream!
*Land safely at alternate site*
*Put on space suits*
*Step outside*
That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind!
*Five more successful Apollo missions*
*And one successful failure*
“One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind”? Honestly. SAME THING.
“Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind.†Basically, it’s made up of two separate words-â€mank†and “ind.†What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind. â€
— Jack Handey
THE SPACE AGE, PART FIVE:.
You know, we’re the two most powerful spacefaring nations in the world, yet we keep trying to outdo each other. Imagine what we could do together!
You’re right! Let’s have our space vehicles dock up and the crews can shake hands.
*Apollo-Soyuz docking*
*Handshake*
And thus, in 1975 the Space Race ended and the modern era of cooperation began.
Meanwhile…
*Pictures come back*
*
170-*Laughs*
THE SPACE AGE, PART SIX:.
“Hello, we are humans, we taste horrible, please do not come to Earth and eat us”?
“Klatu Barada Nikto”?
“Beam us up!” ?
do it. He’s smart.
, 
, 
Sounds good.
8-0 I just realized that the Voyager probe is going to travel beyond our solar system when it finishes its mission. We should put on a message in case aliens find it. So, what should we say?
8-0 I don’t think those are very good ideas. Let’s have
*Voyager Golden Record is created*
*Voyager launches, carrying it*
*Build a model for flight tests*
Using this orbiter, Space Shuttle Constitution, we will perform upper atmospheric tests to see how the shuttle will land.
How about we call it the Enterprise, after the ship from Star Trek? Not that I WATCH Star Trek…
Okay, Enterprise it is! Not that I watch Star Trek either, but…
*Enterprise tests*
*First real shuttles are built*
April 12, 1981:
Twenty years ago, on this day, Yuri Gagarin became the first person in space. Now, we are launching Space Shuttle Columbia, the first in what will be a fleet of many. How does it feel to be here at this historic moment?
It’s awesome!
It’s marvelous!
It’s Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla!
How disrespectful!
Eh, that’s what they said about Sputnik, too.
172-These are GREAT!
173- Thank you. I’m nearing the end, though, I’m afraid. I’ve tried to make this Stupid Senseless Smiley History funny, and I hope I’ve succeeded.
Hee Hee hee. Love the history!!!
Isn’t it one small step for a man, though? It was on Bo’s fact page once.
(175) It was more like “one small step for [a] man.” Sophisticated computer analysis of the original recordings might have detected an “a” in that sentence long after the fact, but I defy anyone to hear it in the broadcasts the whole world (including me) heard when it happened.
I’ve always wondered whether those sound technicians weren’t just trying to make Neil Armstrong feel better.
(If Armstrong had had a copy of “Helpful Hints for Kokonspirators” with him on the moon flight, he’d have seen it right there in black and white: “On important occasions, always enunciate.”)
174-The End?
178- I’m pretty close to the present day and already on the current tech.
THE SPACE AGE, PART SEVEN:
Comet Halley is coming close to Earth soon. The last time it came around, there were a lot of people who thought the world was going to end.
We’re doomed! Doomed!
But today we are too smart for that sort of stuff.
We’re doomed! Doomed!
Who let Mr. Joe into this lecture? As I was saying, we will send probes to visit Comet Halley.
*Flashback*
*Flashback*
*Probes fly close*
*Photograph nucleus of comet*
*Scientists are happy*
Meanwhile:
Our new space station, Mir, will be built in stages. We are going to launch the first part very soon. Here it is now.
Somebody wrote a nonsense word on the side! “MNRâ€. Mean anything to you, boss?
That’s how you spell Mir in Russian, you dumbbell!
Ohhhhhhh….
THE SPACE AGE, PART EIGHT:
(Peter Diamandis) You know, when I was a kid, my parents said someday I could go into space when I was grown up. Well, here I am, grown up, and not in space. And it stinks! But you can help me, Mr. Ansari!
How can I help you? I don’t know any spacemen. I’m just a simple rich dude.
You can offer ten million dollars to the first company that can build a spaceship without help from the government.
It’s that easy? Sure thing! What will we call this competition?
I was thinking “Ansari X-Prize”.
Why “X”?
Because x is, like, the coolest letter, dude.
Can’t argue with that.
*X-Prize is announced*
(Burt Rutan) Wow! Ten million bucks! Think of how many baseball cards I could buy with that! Good thing I’m already a semi-famous airplane designer.
*Draws plans*
Okay, so SpaceShipOne will be carried to fifty thousand feet by the carrier plane, then it will separate, ignite its rocket engines, fly into space, and come safely back down to the runway. Now I just need a friendly and adventurous rich person to help me buy the materials.
Microsoft headquarters:
(Paul Allen) Wow, this X-Prize the newspaper talks about sounds really cool. I’m a friendly and adventurous rich person, I just need a semi-famous airplane designer to bankroll.
*Needless to say, they team up*
*In late September and early October 2004, SS1 makes three flights that carry the pilots (
, 
and 
) into sub-orbital space*
*Big car drives up*
*Door opens*
Two…
steps out*
*
THE SPACE AGE, PART NINE:
In 2001, Mir deorbited and fell into the Pacific Ocean off Australia. Taco Bell placed a large floating target in the ocean and promised to give every person in the US a free taco if a piece of Mir hit the target. Sadly, none did.
, 
, 
BOO! WE WANT TACOS! WE WANT TACOS!
Meanwhile, in Mojave…
Great work, guys! We’re on track to provide public flights on SpaceShipTwo by 2009!
I’m going to take my mother up on our first flight. Maybe that will make up for me not becoming a dentist like she wanted.
As of July 15th, 2008, three countries and one private company have sent humans into space. We’ve come a long way in the first fifty years of The Space Age, but we can only wonder where the NEXT fifty years will take us…
KaiYves, these are great. I’ve been enjoying them so much!
Okay, I’m tired. Obviously.
ARGH! Weird smileys! It’s affecting these:
Urk. Now it’s on-off.
Can you fix the
smiley pweez? TYVM!
:confused: What the doughnut…
(everyone is ) :confused:
RSSSS part 1
me=
Hey…
Can I shoot you?
NO
turns into 
awwww…. crackers…
MUHWAHAHAHAHAHA
(shoots) 
You shot my cuz! DIE
(runs) RSSSS(really stupid senseless smiley story) part 2
other
*they run*
The End
ROBOT SMILEY STAR WARS
(phone) BRIINNG BRIING BRIINNG
OH ********…….******************
THIS WAS AN ADAPTION OF ROBOT CHICKEN STAR WARS. APPARENTLY I HAVE TO PUT THIS HERE. BECAUSE ITS KIND OF A COPY. THIS WAS A ERAGON LUCAS PRODUCTION. THAK YOU FOR WATCHING
195- What?
*death ray beams reflect off of mirrors and bounce back onto evil lair*
*evil lair blows up*
*later*
*our hero,
*
*
Hullo, TNO. The Nearly Omnipotent Haley, wasn’t it? Anyway, go on google and search for robot chicken palpatine. You shall have you’re answer.
The End.
197- yes, and thanks.
*
*later*
*
*the police (
199 – Um. *blinks*
199- urk, I meant to put “in prison with a cellmate with an odd skin condition”.
200 – these things do have “senseless” in their titles, remember?
*the cell door explodes*
*
201 – They do, but… *blinks*
202 –
TNO: Are you feeling okay? Woozy? Hyper? Anything, you know, out of the ordinary?
204 -Hyper, and sleep deprived (up til about 2 this morning, and then up early for church). No soda though, promise.
205 – And no coffee or caffeine either, okay?
206- I intend to get soda when I go to the movies at 4 though. *evil laughter*
204- Wait. Hyper isn’t out of the ordinary!
TNO, I love these! I almost wet my pants! But, seeing as I’m almost eleven, that does change my opinion quite a bit…
207 –
Uh-oh.
208 – Good point.
211 – Krispy Kreme rocks! But there aren’t any more in Minnesota.
212- Why aren’t there any Krispy Kremes in Minnesota?
209- your opinion on what?
Part 4
*misses
[meanwhile]
[not in prison]
…
…
[later]
*
???: I can help with that!
THE SEA ROC, AN SSSS
Wah. My uncle’s dead.
x3 Come back here!
Come work on my ship.
No.
Yes.
Fine.
I am angsty and tormented.
I like ship life now.
You have Magic Power. So does Tam.
Cool! … Er … that is cool, right?
A storm that we can’t control! Oh no!
-is washed overboard-
Oh no!
Tam…you must help us wipe out pirates…OR ELSE. BTW, we’ll reward you.
Fine.
Hi Ren! I’m a wise and telepathic dragon/cat.
Let’s go rescue Tam! Oh no, a trap!
Sorry.
No you’re not.
Come with me…Serve my evil ends…
No way!
OK.
ARGH TRAITOR!!!!!!! -tries to kill Tam- -gets blasted into space-
-isn’t dead-
Now I’ve trapped you and you must serve my evil ends even though it will destroy you.
OK.
Let’s save ’em!
Oh no! There’s someone in my mind! Attack, brain!
Argh… -almost dies-
Sorry, I didn’t know it was you…
x a lot ARGH!!!!! DIEEEEEE PIIIIIRRRRRRATTTTTTTTTTTTES!!!!
Run.
x3 -run-
-has nightmares-
Stop it! You’re transferring your nightmares to me!
I hate you, Ren. Actually I don’t anymore.
Captain Pye! You’re alive!
I will kidnap Tam and take this precious magical artifact with me. Mwahaha.
Aw, dang, there goes the precious magical artifact.
(Ren)
(Pye)
(Ren)
(Pye)
(Ren)
(Tam)
(Ren)
(Pye)
(Ren)
(Niria and Tzil)
(Tam)
(Everyone)
(Vashkar)
(Tam)
(Alexis)
(Ren)
(Tam)
(Ren)
(Mordran)
(Ren)
(Tam)
(Tzil)
(Tam)
(Mordran)
(Tam)
(Pye)
(Ren)
(Pye)
(Ren)
(Harbor Patrol/empire)
(Vushtek)
(Niria, Ren, Arn)
-They all end up on the pirate ship Wavebreaker, because the Sea Roc was taken along w/ Cpt Pye, Vushtek, &c.-
(Tam)
(Ren)
(Niria)
-Battle ensues between Wavebreaker and empire ship Blood Storm and Wavebreaker wins-
(Niria)
(Tera)
(Ren)
-suspense suspense-
MY GRANDMOTHER’S LIFE (which is more intresting than you think!)
Oh look, my baby has been born!
Wah. *three years pass*
Darn. I died from tuberculosis. *dies*
Oh no, my wife died! I shall marry again and keep on working in the hospital.
1922, Germany (Mamu’s* mom)
(Mamu)
(Mamu’s mom)
(Mamu’s dad)
I willl continue later. End part 1. *Mamu- what my family calls my grandmother.
1931, Germany(stepmom)
Go walk to school. In the rain. And mud.
Although I am somewhat mistreayed by my stepmom, I am happy because I have my best friend Inga!
Let’s play with my brother’s old eletric trains! *time passes*
Darn, I have to go home.
Come and thank me for your visit.
Okay, geez. (to self) I wish I did’nt have to do this.
(Mamu)
(Inga)
(Mamu)
(Inga’s mom)
(Mamu)
End part 2. I will continue later.
Part 5:
???: Well, me.
*
219-This is getting even more randomly exciting!
220- why thank you.
Part 6
[meanwhile, elsewhere]
[meanwhile]
[meanwhile]
[elsewhere]
*enter
*enter
*enter
oh snap, the smiley was wrong.
.
It was supposed to be
[Fortunately, a Smiley Gnome happened to be passing by.]
This particular
reminds me of the Gentleman with Thistledown Hair.
223- why?
223- I don’t see the similarity, but I heartily approve of any reference to JS&MN, so yay!
(224) A powerful, dangerous “friend” who offers to “help” you but whose assistance you’re likely to regret even if you survive it.
Ah…
Part 7
[a week later]
*enter
*enter
*enter
~In response to 212~
(
(
And that is the story of how we lost our beloved donut shop. And now I can’t get donuts anymore after school because I hate Daynight Donuts and their tacky name.
later…
later…
The Dubiously Shortened Adventures of Mr.Green, Part 10
After my cofee lapse, I have no choice but to become a gentleman. Hello there, young fellow!
Fool. Stop speaking to me in that happy sappy tone.
What tone?
You know perectly well what tone. Now, give me that donut.
Which donut? This? *holds up a bomb shaped donut* Ummmmmmm, ok. You can have it. *gives bomb*
Really? Oh, good-*BOOOOOOOOOOM*
Wh-where m my donut…? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WANT DONUT! *rant5s ion and such*
THE END (see, I told you it was dubiously short)
235- lol.
Part 7
(Boot Camp For Motes)
(me)
(Hides under desk)
NO MORE NO MORE
I’ll never stop writing RSSSS never!!!
chase 
with baseball bats
I won’t stop writing until I’ve writin’ all 125 RSSSS
What? Too much?
(MBers)
(me)
RSSSS PART 3
236-That should actually be Part 8, right?
239- er, yes. My bad.
Or you could blame the time travel fairies…
The Random Files, Part One
8) *looks weirdly at
8) Riiiiiiiight.
8) Prove it.
8) Exactly.
8) Yeah, boi! You got served, dood! *does a weird ganster dance*
AT THE HPB ANNUAL COLLECTION MEETING
8) (zombified) Must..take…over…the…world…
THE END!
Six spdzk points if you can tell me where all of the quotes from there came from, except you killed my brother. Because you wouldn’t know what one.
243- I know that the snakes quote is from the movie Snakes on a plane, ‘Shoes’ is a Youtube video, ‘Leave Britney Alone’ is another crazed rant (also probably viewable on youtube), ‘Bother bother’ is Potter Puppet Pals, ‘Aw they took my kidney’ is Charlie the Unicorn goes to Candy Mountain. I’ll take my points now please!
244- He said name them all.
It’s Halloween! CandycandycandyWHEEEE!!!!!
Halloween sucks.
OPINIONS Topic- Halloween.
:green: Halloween makes me think of rotting pumpkins.
((Yawn. I’m falling asleeee[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ nbbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oops.))
The problem with the French is that they have no word for entrepeneur.
–George W. Bush. I think.
I haz a bucket no they b stealin ma bucket!
–Lolcats
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
–The HPBs?
242- *Is Clueless*
Part 9
[later, elsewhere]
[elsewhere]
Based on a true story. (really!) I was the one who couldn’t work the lighter, in case you were wondering……..
The part with the HPBs was fiction though……..
248-I love this SSSS!
250- Why thank you. I shall write more tomorrow, probably.
Part 10
*
*
*chaos*
*more chaos*
253-Yay!
Part 11
[later, in Paris]
[below the tower]
*SPLAT*
*pie hits
*chaos ensues*
Ah! the smiley!
~THE END~
Woah. I thought I put a line between the HPBs and the Mr. Greens. Oh, well.
259-
*Long song that I don’t know the words to*
(Michael, boy in my school)
*to Mr. J, my teacher* Are you CEREAL?!?!
Yeah, he’s Captain Crunch!
(Me)
True story. *smugness*
262~ MUFFIN FILMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That one’s Muffinalle. *laughs* (Although I think the last line is, “Muffins are great!”)
263 – …
~ MASHED-UP SSSS, Part I ~
TO BE CONTINUED…
263- It sounds better spoken. Nice comeback though, no? Also ♥ the SSSS.
265- …WOW. That was awesome.
*
*
267 – I know, right?
…Wait. Was that sarcastic?
~ MASHED UP SSSS, PART II ~
and 
arrive at Privet Drive.
Oh look, a baby!
He has a lightning scar on his forehead.
Oh, that? That’s the signature of my… brother’s… teeth… marks.
Your BROTHER bit a BABY?!?!?!?!
He’s not just any baby! He’s the Chosen One!
…
Yeah! He’s gonna blow up the Death Star!
Don’t you mean he’s gonna become the evil dark lord then redeem himself at the last minute?
Whatever.
(the baby) WAAAAH! I want my mommy!
Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!
+ 
…
You know nothing about Monty Python, so shut up.
Yes, master. Wait – you’re not my master! The Dark Lord Sauron is my master!
…
My preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssss…
SSSS That Will Probably Talk About Random Things – Part I
I’m in an SSSS! *Gasps* I’m so scared! What if I mess up? I can’t do it!
I have? *Faints*
Not so fast? I’m here? I can help you carry it?
I can?
*Wakes Up* Where … Am … I ?
This is awkward? Come back for Part II later?
8) You’re already started, dude.
8) Dude! Now I have to carry the SSSS all by myself.
8) You can, dude?
8) You’re where you were when you fainted, dude.
264- Artistic liscence on my part. “Tasty” sounds better than “great”.
269- No, not sarcastic.
273- lol
Part 13
[later, in Belgium]
*
SSSS with Cool and Amazed.
TO BE CONTINUED.
273 –
Haha!
~ MASHED-UP SSSS, PART III ~
*edges slowly away* I don’t know you…
*mutters to self* Killlll the baby… No! The baby must not be harmed! But why? Why? Just because he’s a dirty rotten KID doesn’t mean he must be protected… Wait, yes it does.
+ 
*look at each other oddly* *run away*
WAIT! Come back! I never knew your name! Here’s your slipper!
…But, I must leave! It’s nearly midnight! My Porsche will turn into a pumpkin!
…Why?
I dunno.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Why did you just say that?
I don’t know, I just felt that this segment of our story was over and we needed to continue later.
You know, he does have a point, I’m running out of ideas.
Yeah, I guess. Maybe we should leave off at this point.
Okay.
Let’s go play Calvinball!
Nah, that’s so twenty-eight seconds ago. Let’s play Paker!
Whatevs.
+ 
…
TO BE CONTINUED!
RSSSS part 3 HPB SHENANIGANS
(sighs) my emotes never turn out right
277-???
277- don’t ask, just don’t ask
There’s only going to be one unamed smiley here, and she will change ever so often.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Wait… and the zombie and the HPB too. They’ll be unamed, but won’t change.
278- You need two spaces on either side of a smiley unless it is at the beginning of a line, in which case you only need two spaces after the smiley. Like this, only with spaces instead of periods:
: smiley :..: smiley :..: smiley:..[text]
or
[text]..: smiley :..[text]
Hope that helps.
~THE ADVENTURES OF CRUMBLES
~
Hello. My name is Crumbles.
That’s just great.
Are you being sarcastic?
No.
I think you’re being sarcastic.
Too bad.
I take offense to sarcasm.
Oh, I’m sorry. Did I hurt your feelings?
Yes. *sniffle*
What a big tough guy you are.
Go away.
Sure, I’ll leave.
I don’t like you.
Oh, I’m so sad. Crumbles doesn’t like me.
You’re a mean jerkface!
Oh, I’m so depressed. Crumbles thinks I’m a mean jerkface.
I hate you!
Oh, Crumbles hates me. Boohoohoo.
I wish you were dead!
Oh, I’m so terrible. Crumbles wishes I were–
SHADDUP!!! *brutally murders everyone*
*kills 
* *eats flesh*
(Reaver smiley from post #261:)
(Dead Crumbles:)
Yay! I got my wish!
Shaddup. Dead people can’t talk. *chews flesh*
(Reaver:)
284-5: Hm, cheerful!
RSSSS part 4 (Stupid stuff i’ve done)
A TRUE STORY
~Stupid stuff i’ve on the U.S.S. Battleship~
((( In my defense I didn’t know there were staples in it)))
on 287 I accidently put my alter ego…
288- Nice job.
THE ADVENTURES OF TESSA HAYES
Okay, people, where are you hiding that little green freak?!
Guten tag! Vie gates?
Okay, why are you speaking german? Didn’t that imbecile take off to Hong Kong… *sees Brandenbourgh Gate* Oo, great! Just great! I’ve gone to Berlin!
*waits for answer* *doesn’t get one* *leaves*
Oi! Does anyone speak english, mates? Anyone?
I do.
Oh, good mate! I was wondering where I could find a clarinetist.
I play the clarinet.
Oh, good! I’ve been waiting for you for hours.
Waiting for me? Wha…
Come on, let’s go! We have a scheudle! *grabs Tessa by the arm* *pulls to airport*
Where are you taking me?
Moscow, of course!
Moscow?
For the big concert! You’re going to fill in for our first clarinetist!
But…
Wait a minute, mate. How old are you?
Thirteen.
Oh dear. We didn’t appoint you. Oh no oh no oh no. Chief is gonna zombify me for sure now.
Wait, who’s “Chief?”
*makes a face* An HPB. I’ve scraped by by hiding my issues of Muse…
Wait, you read Muse too?!
Really? You’re a fellow Muser?!
Yup!
This is your captain speaking. We are now arrriving in Moscow. We hope you enjoyed your flight on Hot Pink Bunny airlines.
HOT PINK BUNNY AIRLINES?!?!
(DUN DUN DUN)
TO BE KONTINUED…
*brrring!*
Hello?
Hello, Mr. Malfoy? My name is Dr. D. T. Loomlover, and I have an exciting offer for you. For a limited time only, at absolutely no risk, you can become a charter member of the Death Eaters™—
Wait a minute. “Dr. D. T. Loomlover”?
Yes, sir. I—
Didn’t you call yesterday under a different name? Something Troodle?
Lord V. M. Troodle. The “Lord” thing didn’t seem to be working, so I decided—
Not interested.
If you order your Death Eater™ membership right now, we’ll waive the registra—
*click*
—tion fee…
Drat. There’s got to be a way.
[NOTE: The author is aware that wizards don’t use telephones.]
291- lol
Part 14
Wha…
Today pizza… Tommorow the world…
(Reaver):
(Reaver):
RSSSS part 5
CHEESE
WORLD DOMINATION
I’m sad WAHHH
Why are you sad Mr. Joe
The dissing Mr.Joe thread WAHHH
That’s my fav thread dude
WAHHHHH
Mine too
Mine too
Mine too
WAHHH
244-I’ll give you three points. Now I’ve got thirteen.
~ MASHED UP SSSS, PART IV ~
Why are you talking like that?
I was thinking the same thing.
OMG what up!!!!!!! like u wanna go to 2 mall l8r 2day???
…
k were guna have so much fun did u c that new shirt @ abercrombie
…
ya like its guna be so much funnnnn!!!!!!!
*edges away*
and did u c the way anna looked at me 2day at lunch???
i no like she totally likes you!!!!!!
*runs out*
+ 
…
[retching sounds]
PART IV, CONT.
[retching noises] [splatter]
THE ADVENTURES OF TESSA HAYES
RSSSS part 6
MUHWAHAHA
AHHHHHHH
(me)What the heck???
MUHWAHAHAHA
& 
AHHHHHH
Die HPB you have no right to be here (has carrot of doom)
GRRRRR
(hero) 
Your kinda’ cute…for an HPB
You too… for a human…
& 
…..
Want to go out for ice cream?
Sure! ( 
& 
walk off together)
& 
(barf)
ewwww…..
303- WOW.
Hmmm, Tessa shall henceforth be
.
Bunny Apocalypse:
Whole group, including ZVX. “SHUT UP!”
308- So Leafy and I enter…. later. Huh.
THE ADVENTURES OF TESSA HAYES
Oh, snap. GAPAs, could you maybe make the
s 
s?
LOTR: A Condensed Storyline
The Fellowship of the Ring
(Frodo takes it to RIVENDELL. Some FRIENDS come with him. They are attacked by black riders a LOT, and it is SCARY.)
(They do some travelling. Some more FRIENDS come with him. Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later be RESURRECTED in GLORIFIED form having triumphed over EVIL, an obvious literary ALLUSION to that movie where the guy comes back as a DOG.)
THE END
The Two Towers
(Frodo can’t)
(Gandalf frees THEODEN and overthrows SARUMAN. A bunch of IRRELEVANT stuff happens. Then the PLOT starts up again.)
THE END
The Return Of The King
8) (Aragorn) We must travel the paths of the dead.
(Eowyn) You’ll die.
(Gandalf) The Hordes of Mordor will destroy Minis Tirith.
(Gandalf) We must attack Mordor. We’ll all be killed.
+ 
(Gollum) Mmm, yummy finger! *dies*
(Frodo) The ring has been destroyed, but now we’re all going to die in Mordor.
(Sam) Buck up, Master Frodo.
(They don’t.)
(They don’t.)
(They aren’t.)
A bunch of feathered DEUS EX MACHINAS come out of NOWHERE and save EVERYBODY.)
THE END
Thanks!
Part 15
Wow.
*blinks*
What?
That was a very plain ending for a story so funny.
Well, yeah, that was the point.
Point? These had a point? I’m ashamed of you! Tessa is just random ideas strung together! I don’t even know what will happen to her right now!
304-Sometimes I scare myself
319- You sometimes scare me, too.
THE ADVENTURES OF TESSA HAYES
TO BE KONTINUED….
*disclaimer to IBCF. Thanks! I’ll rearrange it if you mind me using the Reaver.
318- The story itself was pointless, but the point of the last bit was to be a dull sort of ending.
313-An ending?
Anybody? 311?
323 – That was nice; I liked it.
(311) Excellent condensation of The Lord of the Rings! Now no one will have to read it ever again. I especially liked the feathered Deus Ex Machinas at the end.
325- Hahaha! Thanks, I should send that to my friend so they don’t have to do their required summer reading! They have to read the entire LOTR Trilogy, but because I’m going to a different school I no longer had to do so.
311 – Hmm, nice job.
“Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later be RESURRECTED in GLORIFIED form having triumphed over EVIL, an obvious literary ALLUSION to that movie where the guy comes back as a DOG.”
I really liked that issue of Muse where they had the highly condensed versions of books. The LotR one and the HP ones made me crack up.
No one will have to read it ever again??? That’s horrible!
*hugs LOTR books and reassures them they’re still flamablamablous*
326 – They had to read the whole trilogy as REQUIRED?!?!?! That takes away all the fun!!!!
To make sure the whole school read and studied the books thoroughly, the teachers should have banned them.
330 – Like Harry Potter, in some schools.
322- Sequels are always an option.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, ultra condensed.
(sweeney) I am sulky and moody, and after revenge!
(mrs. lovett) I will help you, Mr. Todd!
(anthony) OOH! PRETTY!
(johanna) I’m imprisoned in a big house. Poor me.
(sweeney) –> 
*kills a bunch of people*
(mrs. lovett) *cooks people into her pies*
(toby) I am suspicious!
(anthony) *runs away with johanna*
(judge turpin) Drat.
(sweeney) *kills judge turpin and some other people, then thows Mrs. Lovett into the oven*
*kills Sweeney*
The End
328, 329- I agree, they are flamablamablous and to make them required sucks all the fun out of it. I hate being told to read something, it’s much better to know that I chose to read it and have no pressure not to if I don’t want to.
333 – I know, and that’s why I haven’t read Great Expectations yet. It’s required.
On the other hand, I really should start it sometime.
333- yeah.
332-:lol: My girlfriend will probably kill me in my sleep for laughing at that…
The War Of The Worlds-Ultra Condensed.
(They do. They die.)
THE END
The Sixth Sense-Ultra Condensed
THE END
The Matrix
8) (Keanu Reeves) Hey everybody,look! Look at me! I’m in a movie that doesn’t STINK!
(Audience) GASP!
(Audience) *faints*
8) (Keanu Reeves) Not only that, but I VERY NEARLY DIDN’T STINK IN THIS MOVIE!!!
THE END
The Lion King
THE END
337- O-okay….
*bursts out laughing
*
Waiting for Godot: Ultra-Condensed!!!
*Waits*
*Waits More*
(Different) *Waits*
(Different) *Waits More*
(Godot) *Never Shows Up*
(Subliminal Voiceover to Audience) Is Godot God 
327- I loved the HP ones!!! I brought them into school a bunch of times. People freaked out at the bug on the cover but laughed at the hilarious stories. Whoever did the HP ones should do #7. I hope it was a MBer!
I had Trouble In Getting to Solla Sollew (A book by Dr. Seuss which I just read two minutes ago)-Ultra condensed!
THE END
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (which I am watching right now)
(Charlie gets a TON of Willy Wonka chocolate bars.)
(Charlie) Yay, I’m an instant winner.
(Willy Wonka) Hi kids. Four of you will undergo severe physiological distress that in the real world would get me sued, and one will be picked to be the Special One.
(Charlie gets picked in a series of weird and predictable but nonetheless funny events.)
THE END
The Baby Sitters’ Club Series
(Friends, boys, good parents, bad parents, condescending adults, homework, snobby brats, best friends fight, best friends make up, parents divorce, parents remarry, cute guy, smart kid, bad kid, special kid, moving in, moving out, secrets, chocolate, threat to the business, love letters, pizza, mystery, and it all works out in the end.)
THE END
Copying Agrrrfishi in the hope she’ll forgive me…
Star Wars: The First Trilogy (which I liked)
+ 
(Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan) Woe is us. The Trade Federation tried to kill us.
(Amidala) Dangit. I’m in danger.
(Jar Jar) Meesa will help yousa!
*go to Tatooine* Oh, look, a slave named Anakin. How cute.
He’s the CHOSEN ONE!
Whatever.
(Anakin) *to Amidala* Are you an angel? I’m gonna marry you!
Ooookay then… Hey, you’re awfully cute.
I’m nine.
Whatever.
(A war is fought.)
TEN-ISH YEARS LATER…
(The Clone Wars start.)
(They get married.)
(Anakin
Darth Vader.)
(Anakin and Obi-Wan fight. Anakin gets four limbs cut off and is set on fire. Obi-Wan remains unharmed.)
The other trilogy shall come later.
Here it is VERY, VERY condensed!
(They get married. A war starts.)
(The Death Star gets blown up.)
(The Death Star 2 gets blown up.)
AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
Wait, didn’t I do that before? *shrugs* Oh, well. That last one was better.
342-
Hah! Hilarious! And why would I need to forgive thee, Nilly? Hilarity need not be begotten. I think. Actually I have no idea what I’m talking about. But I don’t mind anyone doing condensed stuffs. Especially not when they’re so funny!
344 – Wow, thanks! Never had critical acclaim before!
Woop. I feel another one coming on.
Twelve Angry Men ( I saw this as play!)
(Jurors) He’s guilty.
(Smart Juror) Wait, let’s actually discuss this.
(Jurors) Thank you for teaching us the value of rational thought.
THE END
Sleepless in Seatlle
8) (Tom Hanks) Your plans worked. I love you.
THE END
346 –
Never saw Twelve Angry Men, but the Sleepless in Seattle one was good.
336- Why?
347- It’s about this trial, and everyone on the jury but one man thinks that the accused is guilty. They don’t even think about it. Then, the doubter points out all the facts, and all the jurors reconsider. In short-the jurors are stupid.
Oh, look, the original trilogy is coming on.
(Then, a ton of other crap happens involving a statue, a giant slug, and walking teddy bears.)
I pressed ‘submit’ too soon, sorry.
And they all lived happily ever after.
THE END.
RSSS part 7
I gonna’ be famous.
Im gunuh b a gud spelir.
wee cun’t spel.
This has what? To do with th overall plot?
There was a plot?
No duh.
And the plot is?…?….
RSSSSS part 8 with Grin,Roll, Mr,Joe, Confused ,and evil bob
Let’s find the plot!
Like it can be found.
letz tulk bowt cheez
You mean cheese.
I tuld u wee Kant spel
speek 4 yorself
I’m confused
No kidding.
This thread is slowly wasting away…
I think I’ll stop doing Tessa Hayes for a while. I need a break.
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Oh look, a pretty little butterfly!
Here, pretty little budder! Here, pretty little budder!
Mwahahahahaha!!! *squooshes*
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})i({ I have nothing better to do. *flits over*
354- I know
355- *laughs hysterically*
That must mean it’s time for a new batch.